Things you should've said on your last visit....
GACA
Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Taking a page from SW.
We've all had thing we wished we would have said to a manager, bartender, bouncer, club patron, and stripper at some point.
Vent away...
We've all had thing we wished we would have said to a manager, bartender, bouncer, club patron, and stripper at some point.
Vent away...
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Dude we don't have a "brotha" thing in common. You're taste in girls is bottom basement. Stop looking for my approval to get dances from the most rachet looking bitches in here"
To all those strippers who offered me BBFS, I wish that I had said...........YES !!
Gimme it.
In another case when a dancer ripped me off and after complaining to the manager, he said he could go get the money back from her and give it to me, Instead of hesitating and saying never mind, Yes, I want it back. Go get it.
Then, I was going to tell you a joke that was so funny it would make your tits fall off. Apparently you heard it too many times.
Did you not see who else i was dancing with when I was there? Was it not obvious that you didn't fit the description of what I was looking for? They were young and all but one of them was reasonably curvy. I gave you one dance out of pity, and honestly I wish I just gave you the $10 without the dance. Then you kept bugging me afterwards. At least you got me to leave the club: had it not been for you, I'd have stayed all night, spent more money, and possibly never made it back home.
But I do sometimes wish that I could take something back. A few weeks ago I broached OTC, multiple times, with a 20 year old girl who I knew was fairly new to dancing. I did it even though she was reluctant to consider it and kept mentioning her fiance as the reason, a guy who I actually saw come in with her to check the club out a month earlier. I could tell that she needed the money, so a predatory instinct took over. If I had turned up the juice a little more I probably would have succeeded, but my better instincts took over and i let it go.
To the PL across the bar glowering at me because I'm having a good time with *his* girl: Suck it up, buttercup.
To the dancer who offers to blow me for the low, low price of $800, condom required: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! You so funny!
To the stripper cleaning my cum off her face and eating it with her fingers and saying "I'm not a whore like the rest of these bitches:" Do you even know what a "whore" is? And here's your $20.
To the otherwise lovely young lady with the worst case of Stinky Cooter Syndrome I've ever had the misfortune to encounter, who's offering to 69 with me: I'd sooner eat a rotten duck egg omlet with dogshit and pig vomit.
And my favorite, that I actually got to use, to the...large, Shrek-clone stripper bitching about the way I, and several other patrons, fawn over one of her coworkers while ignoring her: If you have any self esteem issues, I suggest you not not spend much time contemplating the potential reasons for that state of affairs.
You're full of shit and a little pathetic.
I'm really confused. You provided good grind so I won't complain too much. But considering I can apparently touch you when I'm not paying but not when I am?... odd.
This time it may have been because of shyness or discretion: "I will give you the best lap dance you've ever had." "Oh really? You're going to blow me, fuck me, then taste yourself on my dick (all bareback), then have me finger your clit and Gspot with 1 hand while I massage your nipples with the other until you cum so hard I can feel the squeeze on my fingers? All for my last $140 with no tip?
This time it may have been because of shyness or discretion: "I will give you the best lap dance you've ever had." "Oh really? You're going to blow me, fuck me, then taste yourself on my dick (all bareback), then have me finger your clit and Gspot with 1 hand while I massage your nipples with the other until you cum so hard I can feel the squeeze on my fingers? All for my last $140 with no tip?
I would not dance with you if you were the last stripper in town. Take your nasty stretch marked tummy to some other desperate PL, I rather go home and stream porn. And that chin piercing makes you even uglier than you already are.