i'll make you a deal

No

Da' fuck?

Plenty of dog shit around here. Watch your step.

crazyjoe, I wear a cup and hip waders whenever I'm here.

Good choice

Lee, dude...I have no idea what you're talkin' 'bout.

I have but one rule in life. If it seems fun, do it. Is that an acceptable rule?

^^^Words to live by

@LeeH: +1

Rules?

What rules?

There are rules???

How come I'm always the last one to know... lol.

zipman68, excellent rule.

Everyone else who's slightly confused: There are far too many around here who expect EVERYONE to enjoy SCs the way that they enjoy them. That any other way is wrong.

Usually this translates to something like, "If your end goal -- and you'd better get there damn fast -- isn't to fuck every dancer possible in the left nostril while your pet ferret crawls up her ass, well then, you're just a PL."

Enjoying seeing naked women: totally unacceptable.

Enjoying a conversation with a hot woman: totally unacceptable.

Enjoying a little grind action and stick-shifting: totally unacceptable.

Enjoying the "chase", in and of itself: totally unacceptable.

Enjoying paying ridiculous prices for drinks: totally unacceptable.

Etc, etc, etc

I've called "bullshit" on this way of "thinking" several times. To state that there's only one way to do anything of a sexual nature is stupendously idiotic. But it only recently occurred to me that it's also stupid because it's my damn money.

Smart talk

Looks like this SNAG is on the war path!

^^^

Now I understand LeeH dude. I have to say that you ARE a PL.

I mean really...the only reasonable goal for clubbing is to find a sexy hunchback girl (let's call her "SQ" for "Sexxxy Quasimodo") that's willing to let you put a live gerbil up her ass and then fuck her in her RIGHT nostril.

Sotto voce...LeeH dude, you think anybody is going to think I'm serious 'bout that? Keep watching the weird news sites for some dude, no doubt in FloriDUH, that gets arrested after a scuffle with a bouncer that ensued when he showed up with a gerbil in his pocket and asked for the SQ girl.

zipman68, your secret's safe with me.

For all those who insist that there's only one reason to go to a SC (whatever you claim that one reason is), I'll start observing your "rules" and log into TUSCL hourly just to see if you've posted any more wisdom ...

... just as soon as you start fully bankrolling my SC trips.

Amen.