I don't smoke unless after a great fuck. I usually go buy them $50 cigars to blow on. What do you smoke on ?
two prostitutes on a street corner. one says to the other " do you smoke after you finish?" the other one says" I don't know, I've never looked."
I've just read a report that cardboard packaging made from recycled newsprint can cause cancer. I'm really worried now as for many years I've been buying my cigarettes packaged in this stuff.
I smoke before sex. The only downside if I sometimes forget what goes where when I'm done smoking. Luckily one of us usually remembers.
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last commentI could make a joke about your second sentence, but I won't
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two prostitutes on a street corner. one says to the other " do you smoke after you finish?" the other one says" I don't know, I've never looked."
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She smokes pole
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$50 cigars, you're retarded
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I've just read a report that cardboard packaging made from recycled newsprint can cause cancer.
I'm really worried now as for many years I've been buying my cigarettes packaged in this stuff.
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I don't smoke ANYTHING ! Never felt the need to.
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Who the heck smokes nowadays? Less than 18% of adults smoke.
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....and just about 100% of strippers.
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Motor nice joke...I just now paid attention
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I eat bacon. Lots of bacon.
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Smoked bacon?
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I smoke before sex. The only downside if I sometimes forget what goes where when I'm done smoking. Luckily one of us usually remembers.
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I think I read somewhere that smoking is bad for your health.
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