best line that YOU have used
LeeH
Georgia
There have been plenty of mentions of stripper shit (SS), but not much on the customer shit (CS) front. And let's be honest, not all of us are THAT honest (at least at SCs).
My ATF (partially shown in my avatar) claimed that she didn't know how to dance on stage. I always responded with "could've fooled me". Now, granted, maybe she wasn't burlesque material, but she danced more sexy than most of her twerking cow-orkers. But what she may have lacked in talent, she more than made up for in pure visual pleasure. She had an ass to die for. And it was actually even more sexy in a pair of skimpy black lace panties than fully nude. One night as I was being mesmerized, a thought hit me -- and to be honest, this wasn't CS, even though she laughed it off as such. I told her that watching her ass, I suddenly realized why some people cry when they see great art.
Who's next?
My ATF (partially shown in my avatar) claimed that she didn't know how to dance on stage. I always responded with "could've fooled me". Now, granted, maybe she wasn't burlesque material, but she danced more sexy than most of her twerking cow-orkers. But what she may have lacked in talent, she more than made up for in pure visual pleasure. She had an ass to die for. And it was actually even more sexy in a pair of skimpy black lace panties than fully nude. One night as I was being mesmerized, a thought hit me -- and to be honest, this wasn't CS, even though she laughed it off as such. I told her that watching her ass, I suddenly realized why some people cry when they see great art.
Who's next?
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"Sweetness if there is any beauty in things that are ugly then you've got to be the ugliest thing I've ever seen"
She cried. Then we fucked.
Extreme confidence usually gets the girl.
Getting into her space usually means telling jokes and making her laugh.
"You hair smells so good, wonder how your hair down there smells?"
But with strippers/dancers, they usually do the closing, I just present myself as someone who they can be comfortable to fuck with.
Wait...I was channeling Mr. Sausage Fingers for a moment there. I need a new sweat lodge. One that doesn't connect me with the Juiceman. I mean...I mean...that dude is funny and shit but you wouldn't want to live his life...
^^^
Lol on the last 2 posts. Ha.
And I don't know where the fuck the issues of money/free and "perfecting your moves" came from. (Does an asshole *have* an asshole?) There are actually some people who look at the SC experience as more than a boring-ass financial transaction. If you want that shit, troll the red-light district. More room for me at the SC.
And finally ..... and the horse you rode in on.
Oh, so you meant "delusional" in the complimentary sense?