The ol' StroDiggs system is more convoluted than Ricky Boy's system. Monsieur Diggs spouts some BS, but his actual system is:
- Realize you're a loser that can't afford a lap dance.
- Write a book with some nonsense about how you get free stripper action.
- Sell said book to simpletons.
- Use profits from book sales to purchase lapper.
Great advice. I will get right on that one.