How to pay for a lap dance the StroDiggs way!

The ol' StroDiggs system is more convoluted than Ricky Boy's system. Monsieur Diggs spouts some BS, but his actual system is: 1. Realize you're a loser that can't afford a lap dance. 2. Write a book with some nonsense about how you get free stripper action. 3. Sell said book to simpletons. 4. Use profits from book sales to purchase lapper.