Why is it called a "girlfriend experience" instead of a "wife experience"?
Everyone knows the answer to this. This is why I've always said that if I were to be reincarnated I would want to be a divorce lawyer. Either that or a pimp.
Girlfriend = oral, vagina, maybe anal sex all the time
Wife = dry hole vaginal sex on your anniversary if you are lucky and remember to buy expensive jewelry and then you get "AREN'T YOU DONE YET??" screeched into your ear 2.5 seconds after you start.
Because everyone wants a girlfriend only a fool wants another wife.
Because if it was a wife experience the courts would make you keep paying her long after the sex is over until she finds another customer dumb enough to engage her services.
My CF2 gave me a GFE last time we met. So awesome.
I texted her yesterday and she wanted me to see her, but I just got home from seeing my CF who was bitching so much I had to leave early. Basically bailed out from her being so much pissed about nothing, she doesn't wanna work and I was just there so she poured her angst on me. Dang, it was not fun seeing her bitching about it.
GF is a good term for these kinds of engagment because there are so much loose ends that will never be sorted out.
You're either doing it wrong, behind schedule, or just not meeting expectations because miracles just aren't happening but your wife(or boss) expects them.
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last commentBecause she goes back to her home after the sex.
Plus if it was a wife experience their would be no sex
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Cuz its way better advertising
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She doesn't make you cut the lawn and take out the trash first.
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dawg, good answer. I'm betting you guys can come up with some more punchlines
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She doesn't get half your stuff when she leaves in the morning.
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She doesn't know everything.
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One is 40 pounds lighter than the other?
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I prefer my girlfriend over my wife
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Why is it called a "girlfriend experience" instead of a "wife experience"?
Everyone knows the answer to this. This is why I've always said that if I were to be reincarnated I would want to be a divorce lawyer. Either that or a pimp.
SJG
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Girlfriend = oral, vagina, maybe anal sex all the time
Wife = dry hole vaginal sex on your anniversary if you are lucky and remember to buy expensive jewelry and then you get "AREN'T YOU DONE YET??" screeched into your ear 2.5 seconds after you start.
Because everyone wants a girlfriend only a fool wants another wife.
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A girlfriend appreciates you. A wife takes you for granted and feels entitled to half your shit
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GFE: BBBJ CIM and/OR RCG w/CIV w/French and Russian lessons included.
Wife Experience: m.youtube.com
Still one of my all time favorite commercials.... Probably because its so damn true!!! lol.
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Traveler, how did you know that? Do you have a camera hidden in my bedroom?
War, ats funny. Thanks
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Because if it was a wife experience the courts would make you keep paying her long after the sex is over until she finds another customer dumb enough to engage her services.
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The same reason shadowcat bought a new mustang instead of settling for a 72 Chevy Nova
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^^^good analogy....this is why men crave prime rib instead of meat loaf again?
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GF can't take 1/2 when it ends
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My CF2 gave me a GFE last time we met. So awesome.
I texted her yesterday and she wanted me to see her, but I just got home from seeing my CF who was bitching so much I had to leave early. Basically bailed out from her being so much pissed about nothing, she doesn't wanna work and I was just there so she poured her angst on me. Dang, it was not fun seeing her bitching about it.
GF is a good term for these kinds of engagment because there are so much loose ends that will never be sorted out.
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You don't pay them for sex... You pay them to leave.
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Great thread
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I heard the wife experience is like your boss.
You're either doing it wrong, behind schedule, or just not meeting expectations because miracles just aren't happening but your wife(or boss) expects them.
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With a GFE, you don't need a lawyer to split up.
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A dim view of marriage seems to be one of the unifying themes on TUSCL.
Of course I am including myself in this.
SJG
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GFE is much cheaper.
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