On Topic / Off Topic: White or Dark Meat?

chicken strippers are afraid of me

Why choose?

Don't forget the "Chicken of the Sea" part. It's delicious

Chicken: white meat

Strippers: so many other considerations come first. So white and dark and any other combination possible.

chicken: white or dark
strippers: white booty meat

Pink.

Ah, the real question to life is:

Which came first? The chicken or the stripper?

Or, vice versa.. Which came first?. The Stripper or the egg?

Hell, for that matter: why did the Stipper cross the road?

So many unanswered questions in life... lol.

Olive meat

Chicken -> white

Booty -> dark

You could go for the Hillary basket. 2 Small breasts, 2 fat thighs & a left wing.

^^^^^^ now that's funny! chicken- dark meat. strippers- whatever I feel like that day. tan brunettes preferred.

I like chicken breasts, but stripper legs/ass are more significant factor in appeal than breasts on strippers. If you're talking skin color, I couldn't care less. White, Dark, brown, yellow, covered in so many tattoo's I can't even tell, its all good.

In both cases, if there's too much fat I'm sending it back to the kitchen.

Two large white breasts in both categories

I like breasts as well. Plus legs and thighs.

breast meat is usually white. Legs and thighs I don't care except I don't want too dark or too white.

I prefer my chicken in nugget form and my strippers in pieces in a bucket.

^^^ lol!

I like my strippers to be like my Popeye's chicken: dark and spicy!

Chicken: white or dark -- ideally fried
Stripper: white, black, brown, yellow, olive, red -- ideally willing to fuck

Just got back from white spinner SC and they had complimentary smoked chicken legs and thighs. Perfect!

A variety sampler in both categories.

And fortunately strippers do not "taste just like chicken"...

^^^ Yes, but they taste like chicken of the sea.

dark meat. More juice, more protein, overall better flavor
White meat is as dry as the desert. BLAH

^^^ Good point Estafador!