Dont leave your drink unattended !

Someone fucked with your Purple Drank?

Dont follow this purple drank ?

Drink is the correct spelling and i was enjoying a lovely sex on the beach cocktail

Wow. You must have a edjumacation

Cool. Teach me how to spell

You must mean education joe

Is that how to slell edjumacation?

Sex on the Beach? Dude...WTF?

Couldn't you have ordered something manlier? Maybe a Cosmo. Or perhaps a glass of one of Boone's Farm's finest "vintages".

And Purple Drank is a hip hop thing. Take some codeine cough syrup and mix it with something like 7-up and pop in some candy. Fucks you up and it also fucks with yo' teeth.

I like my Purple Drank with a just a soupçon of bourbon. Classes it up. But too much alcohol and codeine can stop your breathing, so be careful.

Don't forget the secret part of that recipe is that the cough syrup has to be stolen. If you get a receipt for it then it totally destroys the taste and effect it had on your buzz.

Was Bill Cosby in the club?

@zipman and a cosmo is more manilier? You guys are full of it. Hey if it takes less effort for him to get fuzzy that's good on his wallet and liver. If you have to drink more to get drunk, then that's never good for your liver bro.

@Esta - just a joke my friend. I doubt that cosmos will get you drunk faster than the ol' Sex on the Beach. I've never tried. Boone's farm on the other hand...that's a man's drink!

Nothin' like a bottle o' Boone's farm, a couple o' gas station hot dogs, and a pack o' menthols. How many teen pregnancies began with the words "hey...let's get some Boone's farm, gas station hot dogs, and a pack o' menthols and see where the evening goes"?

If I don't know the club I drink bottled water and request that it not be opened until it gets to the table. That way I can keep the lip on when not drinking.

What if you left your drink and when you came back it was a purple drank?

What if you drank the drank and you turned purple?