I married my CF today

1/15/2015 5:22:27 PM

That's right. Married!

I rolled up a twenty in the shape of distorted ring and asked the fine bartender to sc marry us. The only stipulation is she is free to fuck, and dance for, any guy she wants and I am free to fuck, and get dances, from any honey I want. Perfection.

She was wearing a small black g-string and I was wearing casual business clothes. It was heart warming.

I'm deeply in lust with this honey.

15 comments

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Lone_Wolf

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10 years ago

We christened the marriage with a shot of Patron and then she went off to make some money.

Wow.

crazyjoe

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10 years ago

You crazy

alabegonz

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10 years ago

Crazy shit.

You can take her home now.

Dougster

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10 years ago

Gay.

crazyjoe

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10 years ago

Shit talk

crazyjoe

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10 years ago

Pull your head out your ass

ilbbaicnl

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10 years ago

Let us know how the joint tax return comes out.

jerikson40

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10 years ago

Don't even joke about getting married dude.

ATACdawg

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10 years ago

Gosh, for a second there I thought you were going to be "No-longer-lone wolf; oh shit, I'm figuratively screwed" ;-)

Electronman

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10 years ago

sounds like the perfect marriage! Maybe step 1 in a stripper polygamy plan?

rockstar666

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10 years ago

Does she remember your name?

Lone_Wolf

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10 years ago

Oh shit. When bathed in the sobering morning light, getting sc married does not seem so fucking cute. I need a sc annulment fast.

shadowcat

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10 years ago

Not a good idea. A couple of years ago I was talking to a dancer and another long time favorite walked by and casually says to her "He's my husband". I had some explaining to do.

rickdugan

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10 years ago

Mazel Tov LW.

JohnSmith69

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10 years ago

When the marriage starts, the sexual decline begins. Not a smart move.

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