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I married my CF today

Lone_Wolf
Arizona
Thursday, January 15, 2015 5:22 PM
That's right. Married! I rolled up a twenty in the shape of distorted ring and asked the fine bartender to sc marry us. The only stipulation is she is free to fuck, and dance for, any guy she wants and I am free to fuck, and get dances, from any honey I want. Perfection. She was wearing a small black g-string and I was wearing casual business clothes. It was heart warming. I'm deeply in lust with this honey.

15 comments

  • Lone_Wolf
    9 years ago
    We christened the marriage with a shot of Patron and then she went off to make some money. Wow.
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    You crazy
  • alabegonz
    9 years ago
    Crazy shit. You can take her home now.
  • Dougster
    9 years ago
    Gay.
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Shit talk
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Pull your head out your ass
  • ilbbaicnl
    9 years ago
    Let us know how the joint tax return comes out.
  • jerikson40
    9 years ago
    Don't even joke about getting married dude.
  • ATACdawg
    9 years ago
    Gosh, for a second there I thought you were going to be "No-longer-lone wolf; oh shit, I'm figuratively screwed" ;-)
  • Electronman
    9 years ago
    sounds like the perfect marriage! Maybe step 1 in a stripper polygamy plan?
  • rockstar666
    9 years ago
    Does she remember your name?
  • Lone_Wolf
    9 years ago
    Oh shit. When bathed in the sobering morning light, getting sc married does not seem so fucking cute. I need a sc annulment fast.
  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    Not a good idea. A couple of years ago I was talking to a dancer and another long time favorite walked by and casually says to her "He's my husband". I had some explaining to do.
  • rickdugan
    9 years ago
    Mazel Tov LW.
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    When the marriage starts, the sexual decline begins. Not a smart move.
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