Fuck guns...next time I got to FloriDUH Imma get me a shovel

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• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Ain't no way I'd go there to party with Thomas. I prefer clubs that are gun and shovel free.
• zipman68

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  9 years ago

  The story: Two men were able to use a shovel to fend off a gunman who was allegedly trying to rob one of them at around 2 a.m. Friday, Bay News 9 reports. Thomas Allopenna, 26, had just emerged from The Players Club, a strip club in Hudson, Florida, and was sitting in his truck when deputies say 22-year-old Jonathan Luis Crespo fired five shots from a handgun into the vehicle’s window. You seriously have to check out the photo of the dude with a shovel. He looks exactly the way you would expect a shovel-wielding superhero to look.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  I may trade in my gun for a shovel someday