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Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

I arrived around 8pm last Sunday,...

I arrived around 8pm last Sunday, the club has secured parking for $3, or free parking in the back. Entrance was $15 plus $12 for a VIP band, which is needed to get lap dances.…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

I was on business in Arlington...

I was on business in Arlington and I didn't feel like venturing into DC to go to the city stripclubs so I decided to pay a visit to Crystal City. I remember some radio…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Stopped in Thursday after work. Bar...

Stopped in Thursday after work. Bar gets packed but I was lucky to find a seat. Was forced to park in the trailer house lot. No cover and cute thick bartender. I believe it was…

Airport Strip

Brampton, Ontario

So, i was in town and...

So, i was in town and my first time here. I decided to go in. The place was nice with only a few dancers to be seen around. Shows on stage were rare. Large screen…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The parking lot was overflowing, had...

The parking lot was overflowing, had to wait for another car to pull out before I could find a spot. At the entrance, the guy says its standing room only, but I still walk in.…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Very impressed once we got inside....

Very impressed once we got inside. From the outside the club looks smaller than most that I've been to - but once inside it proved to be a higher-end atmosphere than you'd expect from initial…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

Went there early on a Saturday...

Went there early on a Saturday evening and there wasn't much going on I was probably one of a couple of patrons there. The club has a nice feel, but I can imagine it…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

On the way back from Orlando...

On the way back from Orlando airport I decided to make my first ever stop at Lidos. The club has a crazy layout. The bartender Cece made me feel at home. The big news...until…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Used to visit this club on...

Used to visit this club on a regular basis, but this was my first visit since the re-opening. Not much has changed in terms of layout, drink or dance prices. Those things have been discussed…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped by Pink Pony on...

I stopped by Pink Pony on my way out of town. Had an absolutely great time at this great club. I wasn't really expecting much, given that I remember going there years before and…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Was here recently middle of the...

Was here recently middle of the day. The place looks pretty nice on the outside. I believe it was remodeled in the past year or two so it is a far cry from…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

I went for $2 Tuesday and...

I went for $2 Tuesday and it was a little slow in the afternoon. I am not sure why I stayed as long as I did Must of been that it had cheap beer. I…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Cover $5, Included lunch from a...

Cover $5, Included lunch from a menu - steak sandwich, quesadillas. Not bad. Domestic beer $6, but they were 2 for 1 in early afternoon. Very large and classy place. Top shelf. Not many girls, but…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

I like this club, but the...

I like this club, but the past couple of times I've stopped in have been disappointing. The music is good, but just too loud to talk to anyone. They have a stupid smoke…

Scandals

New York, New York

Ah Scandals, my first NYC strip...

Ah Scandals, my first NYC strip club. You never firget your first, and from the night a lanky Eastern European girl manually adjusted my cock into an upright position for maximum grinding while letting me…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Been here many times over the...

Been here many times over the past two years. Mostly went to see a couple of girls I knew from other clubs. The instant impression of the place is not good, but after a while…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

I came here for the first...

I came here for the first time after discovering that Scandals had finally been shut down. I didn't want to go home empty handed, so I fi ally decided to check the pkace out, after…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Cheetahs is a great hang out...

Cheetahs is a great hang out spot if you want to avoid the expensive tourist traps they call strip clubs in vegas. However, the downside to this is that the girls are also b-list in…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I came back to Daydreams after...

I came back to Daydreams after a year hiatus. Saturday nights were always popping. This Saturday was slow for a weekend. Dancers are usually grouped together 3 at a time and sent to the "box" before…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

Figured I'd post about the regime...

Figured I'd post about the regime and rule changes. Old management was ousted as of last week with new occupying staff from Silhouettes in Coopersburg. New rules: Housefees are raised to $20 except on Mondays…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

first trip to this location. similar...

first trip to this location. similar potential vibe to other spearmint rhino locations if it was busy. it was certainly not busy on this night, but that was fine. once i got there i learned…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

I make it to the block...

I make it to the block once every couple of months or so - and the last several times I checked out the Red Room it seemed to be on a downward trend. Was…

Hush Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

They have really made an improvement...

They have really made an improvement on the view of this club inside. You get the impression of an upscale miami club, but nothing like that on the outside. Upon arrival, there is…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I was in town for an...

I was in town for an convention and staying near the convention hall. This happened to be the closest club to my hotel so I thought I'd check it out. Me and few friends were…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

My boys and I used to...

My boys and I used to come here regularly before and always had a ball. So we decided to try it out again. Some new faces was working there which is always good and some…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

I stopped by on a Friday...

I stopped by on a Friday around 1. Didn't expect much, but I thought I'd check out the club for the first time. It appeared that there were 3 girls working. All three were pretty…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Gallaghers is much better than the...

Gallaghers is much better than the Manhattan clubs and only a short subway ride away. My original plan for the evening was to visit Scandals as another TUSCLer has suggest to me in PMs. Things did…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I decided to visit the Eubanks...

I decided to visit the Eubanks location for a change and boy was I happy I did. While the girls aren't as attractive as the North location, the value was much better. There was a…

Mint Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Came to visit this club not...

Came to visit this club not to long ago . It's not from my work . It was a bit slow in there , that night (it was late it's open till 4 am on…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a saturday night from 8 to 10 pm. the club has raised the entrance fee from the last time i visited. it is now 14 dollars to get in. the…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I work not too far from...

I work not too far from the neighborhood so i have visited this place on my way home, it's just off Rt. 50. Drinks aren't bad, a little expensive but a good warm up and…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

It doesn't matter if the smell...

It doesn't matter if the smell is beer or puke, it smells like puke and is disgusting like puke. I'm used to dive places but this was pretty bad. A mop, some bleach and elbow…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

I've been to quite a few...

I've been to quite a few strip clubs and this was the best I've been to. I'm a female traveling with my boyfriend. It was a plus that there were televisions with both porno and…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

The Squire has been open for...

The Squire has been open for years. It is inconvenient to the city, but if you are driving to/from the airport it is a great stop. The last time I stopped in was an early…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

I went early evening once while...

I went early evening once while driving up I95 just to check the place out. It seems out of the way, near some truck stops, but parking is easy and the place is comfortable. There…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

This is the first time I...

This is the first time I have visited Marios on a weekend evening, a Friday night. Of course the set up of the place has not changed so see my earlier reviews on the layout.…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Things are still pretty much the...

Things are still pretty much the same at Rose City these days: they've got a good number of dancers on each shift (usually 8-12) so you have a good variety to choose from. They are…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

More value for money than Manhattan...

More value for money than Manhattan but a uneven quality. First, the basics: no cover charge, mandatory coat check, metal detector. $10 beers. One large main room with an upstairs where the private dances…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

I stopped by the club to...

I stopped by the club to check it out since it had been quite a while since I was last in. Couldn't see any change in decor or layout. $5 to get in, and $5…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Slowish Wednesday at the ballpark. Lineup...

Slowish Wednesday at the ballpark. Lineup was Heather dawn Christine fernanda and jersey. Heather looks great. Always meant to dance with her, given all the positive reviews, but was either ignored by her in the…

Blue Rhino

Elwood, New York

It's a hole in the wall...

It's a hole in the wall on the outside, better (but not great) on the inside. Drinks are overpriced given the atmosphere, so stick to beer...and watch your change, one bartender seems awful…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I suppose i made a mistake...

I suppose i made a mistake by coming on a Saturday night. I'm Usually daytime guy, and enjoy dances with the likes of Erica and Samantha. Nothing really of that quality on a Sat night. The…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

This club is in southern Indiana...

This club is in southern Indiana about 10 minutes from downtown Louisville on the way to the casino. When you are on 111 just make sure you look for the sign on the left…

Emigrante Gentlemen's Club

Newark, New Jersey

Club has went down hill. Women...

Club has went down hill. Women are over 40 and out of shape. They can't dance. No lap dances or VIP rooms. And they got rid of the good looking girls. So if u like…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

I went here a couple of...

I went here a couple of days after xmas. I was visiting family and wanted on my way home decided to stop by a couple of the clubs in the area. I actually visited…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I went in on Friday afternoon...

I went in on Friday afternoon and the club had a pretty good feel to it, I can't remember if there was a cover charge but upon entering the place if seemed pretty clean and…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Free admission on Saturday afternoon apparently...

Free admission on Saturday afternoon apparently wasn't enough to swell the crowd at the Hollywood Show Club when I visited. Sasha, Stormy, Kelly, and Brooke were 4 dancers that I had recognized from visiting there…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

I visited Jimmy’s on a Friday...

I visited Jimmy’s on a Friday evening about 6pm. The sign on the building actually says Jimmy’s Restaurant, so I guess this building was a restaurant before becoming a strip club. There was no cover…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Arrived from my flight on a...

Arrived from my flight on a Tuesday late afternoon evening. Probably got there at 5:30. There is a good part about going at shift change, and a bad part. The good thing…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

New Year, new faces with same...

New Year, new faces with same ole dutty chairs and VIP room. But you dont cum for the ambiance! You cum for the GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS. Sat down with some buds trying to beat rush…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

On the recommendation from a member...

On the recommendation from a member of this site, I decided to try out the Sands on a Friday afternoon/evening. I was there to see one dancer in particular, but ended up getting friendly…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

This club, as has been...

This club, as has been said, is plain, unchanged for 20 years, smokey, dark, and almost always a great time. Dances are the best you can get in Indiana, friendly…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

I've checked out BT Doral on...

I've checked out BT Doral on two separate occasions recently, one night around 2 AM on a Wednesday and on a Saturday around 10 PM. First the good: The club is nice and spacious, had no problem…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

This is a compendum of several...

This is a compendum of several visits. I hadn't been to this place since the old Michael's days and had stopped going there due to its downturn in quality. The club has changed…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

I was dropping a friend off...

I was dropping a friend off at BDL and wondered if there were any strip clubs around. To my surprise (thank you TUSCL), this one was only a couple of miles from the airport. No…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Haven't been here in awhile and...

Haven't been here in awhile and I was in town for a meeting. As usual when in another city, no one knows you so a visit to Cheetah's is a must. A colleague…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Wow, I'm rather late on this...

Wow, I'm rather late on this review. I visited this club on a southeast "tour" a few months ago. Forgive me if my memory isn't what it used to be. Anyway, I had visited Pink…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Went to this club about a...

Went to this club about a month ago - I'd last been here a year and a half previously, so I wanted to see how it had changed (if at all). Other than the usual…

Rumorz

Weirton, West Virginia

I've been to this club 3...

I've been to this club 3 times now and have had 3 different ladies. All were pretty, all did a nice job of dancing. I don't think any extras are on the menu here but maybe…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

First off, a little explanationf or...

First off, a little explanationf or the low ratings. The club allows smoking indoors, which is a huge negative for me, so this colored all my perceptions for the entire visit. It got so bad…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

This place was packed with women....

This place was packed with women. Good hispanic music and the drink prices weren't outrageous. The dances are $20, and aren't private at all. They have two areas where you get regular dances. Both are…

Gentlemens Club Brantford

Brantford, Ontario

Me and a few friends that...

Me and a few friends that actually live in the city decided to check this place out. I was newly renovated and a step up from what it used to be. The quality…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I dropped in after hitting the...

I dropped in after hitting the Galleria for some shopping fun. It seems a bit cleaner and doesn't have the overwhelming smoke odor it used to have. Valet parking available but not required…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a meeting and decided to stop in, got a beer and was immediately met by a stunning strawberry blonde by the name of Monroe? Well she has the nicest ass…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Really kind of an average club...

Really kind of an average club at first glance. Walked in and was greeted by worn out staff and worn out dancers that are typical of Portland clubs. It's really in the middle of nowhere…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

Recently visited Main Stage for the...

Recently visited Main Stage for the first time. We arrived around 8:00 pm or so and found the place to be lackluster, at best. Out of the dancers only one seemed to do a…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

I went here on a Friday...

I went here on a Friday night, $14 dollar cover, small crappy atmosphere,lap dance area that sits off to the far end of the club and a juice bar that a guy that was apparently…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

It's the only nude joint in...

It's the only nude joint in town so it has that going for it. lots of lap dances at the table with everyone around. the private dances are good, decent amount of touching…

The Candy Factory

Rochelle, Illinois

I think I may need to...

I think I may need to apologize to the administrator of this site, as it looks like they might need to change the name of this club back to The Candy Factory. After they told…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

I said I would not darken...

I said I would not darken the door of this club again.........but I did in fact. This time it was an evening visit and it was better, but not great. Most of the dancers…

This club is run down and...

This club is run down and beat up in a good way...the girls there are ok looking for the most part, but every now and then you will find a diamond in the rough...one particular…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Having read this club north east...

Having read this club north east is non-smoking, I was excited to check it out. Since a big snow storm was predicted for Monday into Tuesday, I figured it was a good idea to try…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I have been meaning to write...

I have been meaning to write this review for a while, Came for the Christmas party back in december one friday evening. The place was quite busy, the parking lot nearly completely full. Lots of girls…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

I decided to try stop by...

I decided to try stop by Centerfold after being disappointed at lack of talent at treasures. Honestly, I didn't expect much however the parking lot was full than I expected so I was pulled…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went to PW on a Friday...

Went to PW on a Friday night. There was a decent crowd there and most of the dancers seemed fairly busy. I was able to get with one dancer who told me the…

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New TV show

will this be a show on CBS's fall schedule: PSI: New England

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OT: gotta dig Iron Mike

Words of wisdom from Iron Mike? www.tmz.com/2015/01/23/mike-tyson-madonna-cameo-mussolini-was-my-inspiration-hitler/ Discuss...

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Dipshit who refused to pay his LD tab and then got arrested

I had a front row seat to a dispute between a dancer and a customer who refused to pay his LD tab. We are talking about 8 songs at $30 per song. When the guy was told he…

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Gay Bouncers

Have you ever seen a gay bouncer that was trying soooo hard to act strait? I knew one once that told me he had gay guys come into the sc and tip him $50 just to talk to him.…

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Offtopic Is Obama going senile?

He is no where to be seen during a Paris March with world leaders all in attendance. He says the greatest threat to the US is climate change. Then he decides not to meet with the President of Israel who…

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Carnival Strippers

I remember carnival strippers from my boyhood. At the county fair a tent would be set up with signs about "exotic dancers." A barker on a raised stage would draw a crowd with a smarmy spiel…

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Accused Strip Club Shooter Caught With Stash of Drugs: NYPD

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Queens-Strip-Club-Shooting-Suspect-Arrested-Drugs-Weapons-Officers-289650611.html I nominate him for Most Stupid Criminal of 2015.

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Higher class

Duke69 probably at McD puking his guts out instead of shitting. I am higher class. I shit at Olive Garden. They got shitter rooms instead of stalls. You get your own privacy to fuck hot waitresses and hostesses in there. Like…

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What would you do? Lapdance prank

Surprise Lap Dance Prank: http://youtu.be/LcmZkRS2_uI

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

I attended Pure Gold last night....

I attended Pure Gold last night. It had the highest rating on Google. Was a disappointment. I am from Indiana and we can get away with a lot more there. The girls average was probably…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Been to this strip club several...

Been to this strip club several times. IMO it's the best club in the Sacramento area if you're looking for younger, college-aged strippers.They dont have booze which sucks and if you get caught drinking in…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

In town for a conference and...

In town for a conference and had some time to kill. I think we all know the deal w the DC clubs by now. Look but don't touch is basically the rule. However I've come…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Another visit to my favorite club....

Another visit to my favorite club. For club details check out my last Rouge review on December 20 2014. My fellow Portlander mroo nailed it when he said Rouge has new ownership, this is true.…

Pasty's

Seattle, Washington

This club was previously open December...

This club was previously open December 2010 through March 2011, as Jiggles. It reopened on this past New Year's Eve (12/31/2014). It is owned by the same owner, Bob Davis, who owned Jiggles.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I live in Dallas and used...

I live in Dallas and used to frequent the club a couple of times a month so I thought I'd drop by and see if anything has changed since my last visit in 2013.…

Baby Dolls

Hopewell, Virginia

Haven't been here since my last...

Haven't been here since my last visit to the area in 06 so I thought I would check it out. Easy drive from where I was staying. There is no cover before 7…

Foxx Tails

Moores Mill, Alabama

back in Huntsville after six months...

back in Huntsville after six months so I decided to go by foxx tails and check them out. as said before this club is more like a neighborhood bar than a strip club. I think…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

As a afternoon guy Cabaret Royale...

As a afternoon guy Cabaret Royale is easily my favorite club now that I have a once a month work gig in Dallas. Just enough volume, population, happy hour prices and a continuous stage…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

no trip to Huntsville would be...

no trip to Huntsville would be complete without the drive a little north to harvest to wild cherry. this is probably the nicest club I visit on any semi-regular basis and has the most comfy…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Got there at 6:20. Parked in...

Got there at 6:20. Parked in the lot across the street for free. Paid $5 cover. $7.75 for a Mich Ultra. Waitress took a long time to bring me some ones. Was there hoping for…

Landing Strip

Waupaca, Wisconsin

First off I am female, I...

First off I am female, I go to a club to be like every other man though. I have wants and desires, kicker is im married to an amazing husband. I was so excited to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I don't know about other Atlanta...

I don't know about other Atlanta clubs but based on this site when I had a day to kill in the area I headed straight here. And I was not disappointed. Got there…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Stopped by in the late afternoon,...

Stopped by in the late afternoon, just after 6:00. As mentioned in other reviews, no cover before 7:00 and its been my experience that shift change happens around 7:00 - 7:30. Took a seat at…

Xscape GoGo

Paterson, New Jersey

Let me tell you this .....

Let me tell you this .. never in my life would I go to this place but my boys suggest it.. girls her are from a range of 1- 6 .. but fuck them ..…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Due to not being too impressed...

Due to not being too impressed with Green Light lately, it has been a while since I have stopped by. I decided to give it a try. When I walked in, Miami was…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

My wife decided several months ago...

My wife decided several months ago that she wanted us to start going to SC’s. We live close to Huntsville but she had been checking out the ones in Birmingham and had read a lot…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

I stopped in on a Friday...

I stopped in on a Friday night and after a while talked to one of the dancers here and she said there had been some changes in the management. They got rid of some…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

Went back to Pigale after a...

Went back to Pigale after a really lame atmosphere at the BareFax on a recent Saturday night. One thing I'll give this place is it always seems to be lively. Of course, I've only ever…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

My wife and I decided to...

My wife and I decided to try out Wild Cherry a couple of months ago since they always advertise on the radio and have a lot of porn star feature dancers come through. The…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

HB is a great time if...

HB is a great time if you do not have a ton of money, want to relax and drink for cheap, and get some topless dances on the side. HB is a 3 stage club…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Other, better reviewers have described the...

Other, better reviewers have described the layout of the club. It's smallish, but does the job. The main attraction here are the dancers. They vary in hotness from "10's" to "What the…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Like I said in a previous...

Like I said in a previous review my wife recently decided she wanted us to start going to SC’s. We’ve always heard of the Pony advertised on the radio so this was the first club…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Was driving by and decided to...

Was driving by and decided to check out Nikita's and see if the club improved or is suffering from the latest prostitution bust and continual police harassment and I must say its drowning bad. Walked…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I've visited Victorias a few times...

I've visited Victorias a few times and it is one of the nicer clubs in Fayetteville. Of course, this is Fayetteville so the bar is pretty low. I stopped by twice in in the past…

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Fuck Her (dancer1) Or Visit My Fave (dancer2) And Hangout

This just in, so it is happening while I'm typing. I'm all dressed now ready to go visit my fave. Last time I visited in the SC was about eight days ago. Dancer2 was there and she texted me to show…

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CapriSun69 ?

Were did this kool kat go ? Miss that fucker

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I got you good Dukey boy

Remember when you thought my mom made you cookies and pastries and I said I made them special for you. Watch this video and see how I made them! : http://youtu.be/1BIsi_VYDco Who's the bitch now?

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Fun quiz ........What movie did this come from?

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase…

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Getting drivers to slow down in Denmark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPwW1HlAPys

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Attention ATLers

There is a “club” in ATL that seems to have opened some time in 2014 – looks like a black club (or else I wouldn’t be posting this :)). IDK anything about this club and it’s not on TUSCL – but…

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Double Trouble

So, at one of my favorite clubs I got this dancer I've been trying to fuck for a couple of weeks she's a shy good girl, but I think my charm has finally won her over. We're going to the…

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What's the best time to visit a club?

Sometimes I have weekdays off from work. And if I'm not doing anything over the weekend, I don't have to go at night, I can go anytime. So is there an ideal time to visit the club? What if I…

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a story from a A.M.P.

Availability of a HJ is obvious from first contact. Korean massage involves some bending of the limbs that really feels good. A few pops of the spine and hip joints as well. However, even though everything in the way of…

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New S.O. best friends with the dj at my local titty bar

Damn it man ! Im glade i got the new Some one special to fuck daily but she is good friends i just found out with the local dj at my only titty bar.....this means i must on the regular…

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Strip club names

Do any of the names of clubs reviewed ever make you wonder if they are gay clubs or not? Golden Bananna sounds gay to me

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Been writing shitty reviews since July 2014

This guy is trashing up Tuscl. He lies about his b day to try to get extras. He lies about getting otc. This guy did get otc with jackie who he claims is him. If that is true he was…

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Hey Farmer- basic history

1962: The number of US military advisors increased from 700 to 12,000 1963: President Diem was killed in a military coup 15,000 US military advisors were in South Vietnam 1964: the…

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Interesting Pictures

A very attractive dancer sat down at my table and asked if I wanted to see a picture of her pomeranian on her iPhone. I said "yes" without much enthusiasm, and I politely told her the dog was adorable. Then…

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texting

Is it common for strippers to ask for your number or give you their number and then occasionally text?

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Been there, done that

This new app allows you to get daily texts from a fake girlfriend. I thought that is what strippers are for. http://gizmodo.com/this-app-builds-you-a-fake-girlfriend-or-boyfriend-voi-1680660234

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Witness: Robert Allenby Hurt Himself After A Trip To The Strip Club

Golfer's bizarre kidnapping story appears to be untrue. http://deadspin.com/witness-robert-allenby-hurt-himself-after-a-trip-to-th-1681127848?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

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If I ever got a tattoo

I think I'd choose this one. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2353811/Man-banned-bar-I-Love-Strippers-tattoo.html

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A useful blog

I found this blog a while ago, before I even went to a strip club. This guy has written reviews for hundreds of clubs. You may find it useful. http://petertips.blogspot.com

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BBBJ vs. CBJ: risks and rewards

Clearly a BBBJ is more pleasurable (for the recipient) than a CBJ, but a CBJ is safer and costs less. What's your position on questions such as: 1. Is a BBBJ so superior that a stripper's insistence on a…

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Are you leaning more towards OTC than lapdances?

I like extras, but recently I have become disillusioned with the unsatisfying FS in the VIP room, with your pants around your ankles, and the rushed atmosphere. I travel for work so I already have a hotel room. The typical…

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What is the best strip club to take my wife to in the Anaheim/LA/COI area?

Wifey and I are wanting to hit up one or two clubs. We are looking for a club with private VIP for possible extras. Any thoughts or advice would be appreciated.

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Gentlemens Club for Sale

Anyone looking to get into the Gentlemens Club industry please message me serious inquires only. Min $100,000 Down.

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OT: As Gasoline Heads Toward $2, the Benefits Start to Trickle Down

"Restaurants and bars are seeing their best sales growth in years. Americans are driving more—and buying bigger cars and trucks. Consumer confidence is sitting at an 11-year high, with lower-income households showing the biggest improvement. " http://www.wsj.com/articles/gasoline-heads-to-2-breaking-records-along-the-way-1421939345?ref=/home-page No wait a minute! Back…

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Backpage ads with a stripper you've seen dancing in the club

On occasion I check out the backpage ads in my area, Im not a hobbyists in that regards but once in awhile I will see a pic of a Stripper from one of the clubs I go to. Just makes…

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Making it rain taken to a new level

Showering a room full of strippers with $100K. Damn. I bet that was one hell of a cat fight. http://dailym.ai/1BhqIGm

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Do you recall hearing this song in the SC ?

As some of you know, I mainly visit black dives and there’s a hip-hop song called “I’m a Boss”. As a 45 y/o whiteguy; I’m not necessarily a “big” hip-hop fan per se; but I do like certain songs w/ good…

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Dive Bars

Have you ever been to a dive bar that looked like a trailer in a trailer park with a stripper pole?

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Ease of getting BBBJ vs FS ?

As I’ve posted in the past; I’m not much of an extras guy but do partake from time to time. In my somewhat small sample size; it has been easier for me for girls to agree to CFS rather than BBBJ. CBJ…

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PL PSA

2 new articles posted

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Getting her number or giving her yours. Do you have a preference?

If the purpose of swapping numbers is to arrange an OTC gig, I would rather she call me. That way I am not wasting my time trying to get hold of her. If she really wants to do it, She'll…

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Clubber and the OutLaws

Since you say you have a biker image and you live in Florida my question is are you a Member of the biker club OutLaws ?

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Super Bowl

My team(s) are out. Always deflated when the Patriots are playing, but I might just have a reason to what the game. Might even grab a burger to watch. http://www.highsnobiety.com/2014/07/31/charlotte-mckinney-terry-richardson-studio/ https://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A2KLqIEwM8FUG2IA1jn7w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTByZWc0dGJtBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDdmlkBHZ0aWQDBGdwb3MDMQ--?p=charlotte+mckinney+super+bowl+commercial&vid=08734d9c6a6bbad145082ebd07548ff9&l=&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DVQ.347248069968%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fuproxx.com%2Ftv%2F2015%2F01%2Fcharlotte-mckinney-went-au-naturel-in-carls-jr-s-super-bowl-commercial%2F&tit=Charlotte+McKinney+Went+%E2%80%98Au+Naturel%E2%80%99+For+Carl%E2%80%99s+Jr.%E2%80%99s+Super+Bowl%C2%A0Commercial&c=0&sigr=134j06dna&sigt=12k0pc73t&sigi=11l35lga1&age%5B0%5D=1421827200&fr2=p%3As%2Cv%3Av%2Cm%3Asa&fr=yfp-t-901&tt=b

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How Often Do You Finish This Way

I've been busy lately doing mundane stuff but yesterday night was playtime for me. I was hanging out with a stripper yesterday night when we both decided to have fun, so we agreed to do it and have some fun…

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Is going to strip clubs regularly unconventional? How many of your friends do th

I've always been under the impression that visiting strip clubs regularly is unconventional, but I have no way of knowing for sure. This is just my opinion based on my observations. By regularly, I mean like two or more times per…

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OT: Best Journalism?

What organizations/programs, in your opinion, provide the best journalism? Now I'm not talking about hottest reporters (a topic covered in numerous threads in the past) but who provides facts the most accurately, objectively and covers things which are relevant? My top…

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Strippers Fighting

I find stripper fights oddly fascinating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj9fnJb_vos My ATF once went after another dancer outside the club, but I was able to restrain her before she struck any blows.

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OT: Gates Foundation Sees a Better Future Driven by Technology

"The lives of the poor will be improved by technology, Bill and Melinda Gates tell The Wall Street Journal" http://www.wsj.com/articles/gates-foundation-sees-a-better-future-driven-by-technology-1421900245?mod=e2fb Ok, a couple of problems with this. First according to Strvie-girl, The Economist, and Stevie-girl's cohort of mindless cock-sucking circle-jerkers on TUSCL…

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Pimps4Jesus

Title is catchie isn't ? Know that i have your attention lets share with each other the different avenue we use to fullful our sexual cravings Me first #1- plenty of fish Its the best free dating website that for the past several…

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Is going to a club sober bad or anything?

I don't drink right now (I have before and I'm not ruling it out in the future) but I still like strip clubs and getting dances. How bad is it to go sober? I know clubs make a lot of…

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American Courtesans on Netflix

Its a must watch...a very positive look at pay4play

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what are your pre SC visit rituals????

What rituals do the experts have before going to a SC? some that come to my mind are listed below but would like to hear what the experts do ... 1) have a light beer and a smoke 2) shave ...shower ..smell…

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Got a foot fetish?

http://www.ora.tv/wtfark/sex-feet--vajankle-sex-toy--foot-vagina-ankle-0_5yhxhf1bprcj

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Lint Roller Expeeience

The bathroom troll gives me soap, hands me paper towels, and while I'm drying my hands he starts rubbing a lint roller all over me. WTF???? While on the one hand I kinda admired his creativity and initiative (how…

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A new ROB tactic

This was a new one to me. She gets me all worked up doing lap dances, says she's going to leave early to come to my hotel, and do what I like for a reasonable price. We can…

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My first visit to a strip club

A few days ago, I went to a strip club for the first time on my 28th birthday. I had a great time. I want to share my experience, and then get some feedback for future visits. When I arrived,…

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Top 10

How many of these would make your top 10? Any of you guys recognise any of the places in the clips? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shfjgRwNcWk

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The New and Improved System

This kid has a head start on his system. He jas pulling hot girls numers down Little Kid Insulting People: http://youtu.be/-Iow1FE632Y

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Do they instinctively hate us?

Do you think strippers that are heterosexual instinctively hate us, after all surely a females DNA is 'wired' to hate guys that cheat on their SO and most guys that visit clubs fall into that category? Good job a $20 bill…

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Strippers never come up to me

First of all I am a former college basketball player and I am about 6 ft 3 inches and in great shape. I am 40 and still have the build of a basketball player. At normal bars I have no…

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What's your exit strategy?

When do you think you'll call it quits? Hang up your scing career for good? A certain age perhaps? Maybe go from club to club downing viagra and fucking strippers til your heart or wallet gives out? For me i…

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The quest for sweet semen

http://www.salon.com/2000/08/21/hyena_essay/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialflow The bitches are just gonna have to get used to the taste.

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changing picks by phone

Is this not a andriod option ? I tried all kinds of pictures and nothin

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Dear Richard aka Dick

Fucc you....fucc your system.....fucc your whisky and fucc your drunk driving

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chili cheese fries and dark skin sex 4-$59.99

At one of my NC favorite watering wholes is a lil dive bar that services up the best chili cheese fries and dark skin pussy wholes for only $59.99

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Overcounting in a good way!

;) Has this ever happened to anyone? I gave the girl two bills and at $25/ a song, it should have been 8 songs. I guess lucky for me it was kinda busy, but not extremely. So like I…

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Denver swat doesnt fuck around

Swat Doesn't Mess Around: Hostage Suspect In Denv…: http://youtu.be/mATfe1HgGm0

The History of the Floating Lap Dance Party in Manhattan

The floating lap dance party is a lap dance party that is held at a restaurant, bar, lounge, nightclub, or other location, usually one night a week, but has no single base of operation like a traditional gentlemen's club. Often, the floating lap dance party will be at different locations on different nights, and will often switch from one temporary location to another location. Unlike a traditional gentlemen's club, the floating lap dance party focuses on the lap dance, and does not have a stage for dancers to perform, and there are no VIP private rooms. The first floating lap dance party in Manhattan was started by Lap Dance Lou in January 2006 at G Bar Lounge on West 27th Street…

MJX’s Strip Club Theory - Part 1

Lately, I have been thinking a lot about what impact regular customers or “regulars” have on the economics of strip clubs, how strip clubs should run, and how good the experience will be when you visit a strip club. I decided to write down my theory about regulars to see what other TUSCLers thought about it. Hope you all enjoy and sorry in advance for this being such a long article. 1 Types of Customers In order to understand my theory on what (if any) impact “regulars” have on the strip club business, I think it is necessary to first realize that there are different kinds of strip club patrons. I know there are lots of different categories (RILs,…

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best medicine for a limp dick

I can stay hard in her mouth but have a hard time staying hard inside her pussy. What medicine works best to fix this ?

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OT: State of the Union

I felt like he knocked it out of the park. Can't wait to see the rebuttal...

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jvTroop

I figured out the true identity of our friend Farva...oops I mean Super Trooper...I mean jvTroop The Best of Farva: http://youtu.be/Q_UvfESHUjI

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Californication

Any advice on the L.A. scene would be appreciated. I'll be too far away from COI to make that convenient and probably want to avoid the ghetto fab scene in Gardena. My realistic striking area is downtown and…

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Three arrested after attack on man near Tampa strip club

Three people were arrested after a man was beaten into unconsciousness near a Tampa strip club early Tuesday, police said. Bryan Kendrick, 35, of Tampa; Crystal Love Morris, 33, of Tampa, and Adrian Lamar Sims, 42, of Clearwater, each face…

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Bacon scented lottery tickets

You guys catch this? Another awesome bacon idea. Too bad Muslims can't play http://www.wmur.com/money/nh-lottery-launches-1-baconscented-scratch-ticket/30796374

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dive bars

Not only are they good for sex but i saves your wallet as well

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OT : Presidents question

Best and worst President of the U.S.A. since the end of WW2 and why in both cases?

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ever get paranoid about getting a stripper pregnant?

I do alot and clubbing localy for sex is freaking me out. I feel much better about clubing in a area wear no one knows my true identity just in case i need to fanish. Forgive me but i aint…

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Should I flag it?

Just noticed this review of "The Treasure Clib" in beautiful Asheville: "January 19, 2015 • Spent my Martin Luther Kings day with some of Asheville's finest. I google'd "Strip clubs Asheville" and it seems that this is the only bar/club around.…

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Where the Sugar Babies Are

The Atlantic, that serious magazine, contends that rising student-loan debt is driving college students to become sugar babies. Is that a bad thing? http://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2015/01/where-the-sugar-babies-are/384547/

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What Is There Left For Me To Learn?

I've been going to strip clubs regularly for four to five years now and I think I've seen them all and most of all experienced it all (except the drugs). I will never shoot junk up my brain and smoke…

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Dancers suing Houston area clubs for being treated as employees but not getting

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/story/27886925/area-topless-clubs-being-sued-by-dancers Some exotic dancers can make hundreds even thousands of dollars in a night. “That is not a payment of wage that comes from the club itself,” says attorney Galvin Kennedy. And in some cases Kennedy says the dancers must pay the club…

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Super Bowl thread

The Superbowl matchup is set! The Seattle Seahawks vs the New England Patriots. I've said all year that there would be no question that the Seahawks would repeat, and it looks like I'm gonna be right. A lot of interesting storylines: •The…

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2AMer

Ron Chestna, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the…

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Patriots accused of cheating in championship game......

Belichick up to his old tricks again....what a surprise

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[OT]: Mars Hill College, Dukie, Hee Haw

Bear with me...I do have a point to this I saw a blurb on the Internet that Don Harron (aka Charlie Farquharson) died today. Born in Toronto, the character he created was well known to Canadians before he brought the…

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Daytona area clubs for race weeks or bike events

Next weekend marks the start of race season with the Rolex 24 hour race on saturday January 24th beginning just after 2pm and ending the following day at the same time. These are cars in 3 or 4 classes that…

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OT: Barry Obama - Please Shut Up!

Obama is in a great situation political now. Or so he thinks. He can shoot off his mouth to his heart's content about taxing the 1% and the banks, knowing full well it will never get through Congress. Makes him…

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OT: Welcome to Tax Season

I'm using the MLK Holiday to get started on tax season. This year I'm responsible for 7 tax returns, up one from last year. I'll be doing 4 myself while my accountant gets to do 3. I'm expecting the bill…

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Push up bra

I saw a dancer with huge fake tits and a serious push up bra. The push up bra was pushing them up so hard they could hardly be contained! She got on stage and started shaking those things around and…

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Cheating on Dancers

Have you ever had a dancer start giving you shit for hanging out with or doing dances with another dancer? If so, what did you tell them? When that happened I said I was actually cheating on them with you...

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Football

I am at Twin Peaks watching the Patriots/ Colts game and I saw something I never seen before. There is a guy at the table next to me, about 20 yrs old or so with his mom! Yes that's right...hos…

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deep thoughts

Booze free strip clubs that have "juice bars" usually don't have actual juice available. .. just soda and energy drinks, sometimes coffee.

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How many time I hae to pay the VIP's fee..?

1- If I got lap-dance in the VIP , and then I'd like to enter the VIP with another dancer ,should I pay the VIP's fee again ..? 2- How can i avoid buying a drink for the stripper…

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The perfect size for boobs.

Just large enough that I can get both of her nipples in my mouth at the same time.

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Dancers with a room temperature IQ

I know that most dancers are not dumb as dirt. Many can carry on an intelligent conversation, many seem to be of at least average intelligence, and there have been a few that I would call very intelligent. Nevertheless,…

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does follies have a 15min pleasure room ?

Planning a road trip to follies in the summer months to follies in Georgia. Was wondering if their was a 15min room for full service or if you could just pay $50 per song until climaxing

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What is #1 thing that gets you excited?

I recently had a 23 yo ask me that in VIP. She was willing to do anything that would really get me going. I told her that DFK was the trigger and I haven't bee kissed like that since I…

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Best spot for a bachelor party in RI or ma?

Planning a bachelor party for a good friend. Want to know best spots and why!

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OT: China Home Prices Fall in Fewer Cities as Demand Grows

New-home prices fell in fewer Chinese cities last month as some areas benefited from a recovery in housing sales after the government eased property curbs and cut interest rates for the first time since 2012." http://bloom.bg/1xhGhtR But Stevie-girl and The Economist said…

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Londonguy, please tell me this wasn't you...

I always thought you were classy, but then I see this shit. www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/16/paul-bennett-sex-postbox_n_6487290.html Mind you, people fuck mailboxes in public so often in Florida that it doesn't make the newspaper. They just have a sign a the Georgia border that says "Welcome…