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FUCK, MARRY, KILL THE FACTS OF LIFE EDITION

rattdog
rattdog95232

New York

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

this edition is based on the 1980's tv sitcom the facts of life. here goes:

fuck: tootie marry: blair sorry but gotta kill jo

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Clubber

I won't look up all these ladies that I've never even heard of.

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jerikson40

Seriously, dude, if you watched Facts of Life then either you're a girl or you're gay or something. Guys don't watch crap like that. Ever.

That's just embarrassing.

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motorhead

Fuck Blair Marry Jo Kill Tootie

Blair is just to high maintenance to marry. And will probably get fat when she gets old.

Jo is prettier than Blair. Plus she could fix my car. Why not marry her?

Tootie was just fucking annoying.

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DandyDan

Are we all going to pretend Natalie didn't exist?

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ATACdawg

Natalie who? ;-)

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JamesSD

Fuck Blair Marry jo kill natalie

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georgmicrodong

Fuck Jo Marry Jo Kill Blair and Tootie. They were both annoying as fuck.

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sflguy123

Fuck: Mrs Garrett (she's a GILF) Marry: Geri (cerebral palsy turns me on) Kill: George Clooney (Monuments Men then never happens plus him playing Batman)

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tobala

Fuck jo, marry Blair, kill tootie. Natalie was just straight up ugly.

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