FUCK, MARRY, KILL THE FACTS OF LIFE EDITION

I won't look up all these ladies that I've never even heard of.

Seriously, dude, if you watched Facts of Life then either you're a girl or you're gay or something. Guys don't watch crap like that. Ever.

That's just embarrassing.

Fuck Blair Marry Jo Kill Tootie

Blair is just to high maintenance to marry. And will probably get fat when she gets old.

Jo is prettier than Blair. Plus she could fix my car. Why not marry her?

Tootie was just fucking annoying.

Are we all going to pretend Natalie didn't exist?

Natalie who? ;-)

Fuck Blair Marry jo kill natalie

Fuck Jo Marry Jo Kill Blair and Tootie. They were both annoying as fuck.

Fuck: Mrs Garrett (she's a GILF) Marry: Geri (cerebral palsy turns me on) Kill: George Clooney (Monuments Men then never happens plus him playing Batman)

Fuck jo, marry Blair, kill tootie. Natalie was just straight up ugly.