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Stripper Self-Esteem

Subra made a point of strippers having low self-esteem and masking it with aggressive behavior. Lots of girls have low self esteem. I guess my question to Subra, and anyone else is: Ok, we've established 99% of strippers have low…

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Stupid things that strippers say.

Have any of you noticed how often when you are talking with strippers they say stuff that is so ridiculous that you stop and say, huh WTF ? Last week one stripper told me she wouldn't have sex with a customer…

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Deoterant and clubbing

Do you have two sticks of deoterant? One for your underarm funk, and one more dor your taint?

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Collecting Memorabilia when you travel

Im really getting into collecting club shirts, hats, calendars and the such How about you guys ?

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Always looking for Mass dancers doing outcall

Anyone know any dancers from Mac's two or The Club doing more than dancing?

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Hide and Seek

There is a old mythology about the Juice who sees life as a form of play. Since da mang is what there is and all that there is.Thus he has no one separate of himself to play with, so he…

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How you know the trolling is out of control

Founder deletes some threads

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Have you ever wanted to do something like this?

Some neighbors can be crazy, but this is extreme! Too crazy for crazyjoe... https://youtu.be/6Cw3ZkQ9Wao

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Ever try to get a hot girl for OTK?

Little 4got stayed in a kennel while I was in Atlanta and the woman working there when I dropped him off had truly enormous tits! And a low cut top! Nothing like seeing her bend over to pet little 4got!…

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how being old, fat and ugly gets you laid

https://youtu.be/HgPRfkvR5KA

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Brief trip report summary!

Just returned from Atlanta! Alas, I did not make it to Follies, but I did two trips to Tattletales (one at night and one around 7:30)! Also threw in the nearby XTC (jack shack, not strip club)! Brilliant reviews forthcoming! ;)

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North Carolina Strippers

Nasty, discusting, fat, bullet wholes, bad investment, robs, air dance, no touch. www.NoFunClubbing.com Nasty, discusting, fat, bullet wholes, bad investment, robs, air dance, no touch. www.NoFunClubbing.com Nasty, discusting, fat, bullet wholes, bad investment, robs, air dance, no touch. www.NoFunClubbing.com Nasty,…

Win Place & Show Bar

Louisville, Kentucky

Pleasantly Surprised

Me and some friends decided to stop by Deja Vu one night. This was the first time I had been there in about 2 years. For starters, the bar is next door. Its part of the…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club & Restaurant

New York, New York

Fun club with no easy way to spend money

Visited this club late on Friday with a friend; flagged in off the street by someone passing out half-off admission cards (free admission was already over for the day). This club is an interesting…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Making a comeback

Just like the rest of you probably reading this, was very sad when this club changed ownership. Ive been 2x in last week. First visit was a weekday at about 130 after lunch. Figured…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Not as bad as many state

Many have stated that this club is going downhill. I have tended to visit on weekends, mostly after 10pm. Frankly, multiple patron and multiple dancers. So I tend to think that this club continues to…

Club Onyx

Charlotte, North Carolina

Early Saturday night

I tried out Club Onyx last Saturday night. It was 15-20 minutes from downtown by car. I got there around 1030 pm. As I drove into the parking lot, I noticed that all of the…

Cookies-n-Cream

Theodore, Alabama

Stay away

1st of all this a non nude bar I can't even say a bikini bar cause the (2) dancer never undress that far. I liked the byob but the cover was $20 so I didn't…

The Candy Store

Tillmans Corner, Alabama

Very expensive

The place is ok very large area but if you want to come here you better stop by the bank to take out a loan. If a girl sits down to chat with you she…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice local strip club

I visited this club for the first time last week and had a pretty good experience. The club looks kind of shady from the outside, with a lot of people hanging out smoking, but it…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogies Went to Bogarts on a Tuesday 10 dance day, 8-12 dancers working

Bogies Went to Bogarts on a Tuesday 10 dance day, 8-12 dancers working. Sat at the bar ordered a beer watched the show until I was approached by Carmen early 30's blond kinda chunky, chatted…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

A good value for the traveller

Though the $20 cover was a bit steeper than I was used to, Filly's was a good destination after a long day of driving. The club is relatively large with a wild west motif and…

Shotgun Geniez

Nebraska City, Nebraska

Saturday Night

I had been ignoring Shotgun Geniez for a while now, but it couldn't last and I impulsively made the trip down from Omaha to Hamburg Saturday night. The layout is the same as before,…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Got laid at Lei

I was in SoCal for work last week . While driving from Ventura to Temecula I noticed my gps route took me minutes from the TL. I had read a few reviews and a…

Pink Pussycat Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

So So time at PT's

I'm a frequent stripclub goer who have been to a decent amount of clubs in South Florida, but have never been to this one so I decided to change that this past Friday. I took…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

They have re-opened but little has changed

After many months being closed, Foxy Lady has re-opened. Many changes have been made. TVs have been moved to better locations, looks like they are getting a real ATM, new carpet and chairs…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

PEYTON'S PLAYPEN

had not stepped into this club since it was called the wild west. they really remodeled this place. looks like twice the size, more seats, hd tv's as compared to before the renovation. what made me…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Love Follies!

This place continues to impress. The girls are all gorgeous are very little small talk. When you get dances they are very good. I had dances from several different girls each one was great. I…

City Lights

Fresno, California

Nice place for a pg dance and reasonable drinks

Few things I liked about the club: 1) Easy to park discretely on the side of the building if you don't want to park on Clovis which is a major street. 2) Nice clean inside 3) Reasonable drink…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Plenty of eye candy

First time in a Dallas club so I thought I would comment. This place was big and enough girls than I cared to count. I travel a lot, mostly to smaller cities so…

Lavish Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Don't bother

I saw a coupon in "The New Times" for $5 off the cover charge (was $10) and decided to give it a go. I figured $5 was worth a look. The place is…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Lena

I like the playhouse a lot mostly for the relatively attractive, very friendly brazillian dancers. On my last visit, I saw Lena for the first time in several years which she quickly explained that…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

End of dry spell

I know a lot of people think Atlantis is a hood club, but it is basically on the University of Pennsylvania campus and I have never felt unsafe there. That said the dancers are…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Thursday night at Harry O's

I visited this club around 5:30 on Thursday. There were about 5 or 6 girls working that night. None of them was more than a 5 on a scale of 1 to 10.…

Temptations Go Go Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

A Comfy Joint

An old man's bar with a strip twist -- after numerous passes at many times where it was closed, finally landed on a Tuesday at 5pm when the neon sign was blaring. The bouncer was…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

bad visit

was off work early on a Friday and dropped by to see what was going on, my last visit had been pretty good. When I came in just before two there were six girls…

Hanky Panky

North Fair Oaks, California

About the same experience as those who have gone before.

Other reviews indicated disappointments and recommended not going, so I had to go because it is in my nature to defy the odds. That and I like Latin women. So with low expectations, I went…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Cafe Cleopatra is a classic

I went by this place in the evening, in late August 2013 I read on other sites that there were many nasty chicks, and the reviews were generally not great. I however went in with an…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

weekend nights review

This is the closest strip club near my home after Scandal closed its doors. I usually park under the bridge for free after 10pm. The area is quiet, but safe. I paid $10 to get…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Retuned to Fancy's yesterday (Saturday -...

Retuned to Fancy's yesterday (Saturday - 11/21/15). Got in before 1:30PM, and stayed for less than an hour. There were only three dancers during my visit. Dancers were not friendlier, may be except one, and were…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Good efforts to improve quality

This club had got a bad reputation in past because of aggressive hustle by very rude dancers who are rated 5 and below. I mean, in past, a dancer will provide you 10 sec dance next…

Diving Horse Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Return visit

I was able to get to MD on a business trip and was determined to make a few rounds of some old stomping grounds from when I lived/worked here back in 2008/2009. This was one…

Airport Strip

Brampton, Ontario

Private Dance Fun

I thought this was going to be a bust when I walked into the nearly empty club, but I had some time to kill before getting on a flight over at Pearson. I was…

Les Déesses

Laval, Quebec

My First Visit to Les Deesses in Laval, Quebec

Our group of 5 visited Les Deesses around 10 PM in the evening and we left just before closing around 2:30AM. As soon as we sat down for beers, the dancers started to hustle us for…

Little Darlings

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Never Again

Well I told you it was coming here it is my honest review of little darlings. It started with the walk in the door where I was promptly asked by the girl if I wanted…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Sweeter than expected

Passed through Jackson on my way to Detroit early one evening. Few bucks for cover and a drink. The website says $10 dances on Tuesday and Wednesday, but it's false advertising. Dances…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Definitely Not Upscale

I was into the idea that this place might be a dive. Most NYC clubs go for higher-end ambiance, and pass the expense on to us. Diamond Club is a dive, but with the same…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

This place has somehow gotten worse

I popped my head in on a Friday night around 1 am. Why? I dunno. I was drunk, had a little profit from the casino...whatever. Anyway, I was there. I sometimes stop…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Another rock star trip in TJ

I was at Adelita Bar on August 21st around 7 pm. This is my 7th visit to TJ and 7th visit to Adelita Bar. I had a very good time even though I am a…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Akron Friday Crawl – Stop 1

I hadn’t visited Bottoms Up in quite a while. Probably close to a year. Most interesting twist was an apparent switch to mostly AA talent. Not a bad thing, but not what I was expecting…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

the best and the worst on the same night

i went on a thursday, took a cab, but there is a big parking lot as well. i had an international drivers license, the bouncer accepted it but advised to bring a passport next time. 10…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Yes they dance nude at the flight club

I visited the Flight Club on Thursday September 10th at around 5pm. I paid no cover and valet and the end of the night would be $7 + tip. My Voss water was around ~$8.…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Dancers refuse to give table dances

Went there on a Saturday night with a couple of friends. I was in Atlanta for business and decided to have some fun before I left. I had been to Tattletale a few times. This…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Like Cheers

I visited Worcester a few weeks ago and decided to visit. Glad I did. This is not a fancy spot by any means. It felt like a local neighborhood bar (like…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

The good and the bad of Babydolls

This club is going thru another phase. Quality of girls isn't always there. It is hit or miss. One reason it is no longer the top club on this site. There is now…

Paradise City Gentlemen's Club

Mathias, West Virginia

Fun time

Visited for the first time in a few months. This is a BYOB club and everyone smokes. Don't go there if you don't like leaving smelling of smoke. This was a slow Friday night. When…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

strip night

2nd time visiting here. Parked on street for free. $10 cover, $20 booth, $31 bucket of beer. Usually I take the free seats, but I had a couple friends with me so we decided on…

Cameo Gentlemen club

Charlotte, North Carolina

Went back to the "old faithful" of strip clubs and got what I was looking for although a lot sooner than I expected

Went back to the "old faithful" of strip clubs and got what I was looking for although a lot sooner than I expected. Half of the fun of this place is knowing the mileage will…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

I visited this past Saturday

I visited this past Saturday. I had a surprisingly good time. I paid a $11 dollar cover. I thought that the cover charge was outrageous. This is just one reason why I usually avoid this…

Lady Godiva's

Taylors, South Carolina

. I also saw a self...

. I also saw a self promoted 2 min Youtube vide of this club which made me curious. The dearth of strip clubs was one of the reasons to check it out.. How bad…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Friendly, but hot?

Maybe I'm spoiled by Vegas clubs. Overall, the quality in the Raleigh area has taken a sharp decline over the past few years. CapitalCabaret is kind of on that list. Typically go on free cover couples…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

I don't know why I keep visiting this vlub and expecting something different

I don't know why I keep visiting this vlub and expecting something different. The club is rundown and really should be knocked down and rebuilt. The place is hood, which I don't really mind. The…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Bring back the Real Day Shift! !!

This is my first review since management changed the hours. I'm was definitely a regular here sometimes twice a week but definitely once a week. I was one of the few able to…

Club Onyx

Charlotte, North Carolina

, I entered the club pay the five dollar cover and $6

, I entered the club pay the five dollar cover and $6.75 for a beer and sat down at a table near the stage. There was a tall thin AA dancer on the stage who…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

First visit

Damn...this was the highlight of my short business trip to MD! I used to to live/work here back in 2008/09 and haven't been back to the area til now. I had never been…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

While there have been quite a few upgrades in the last few years, my experience has always been based around the girls on the nights of my visit

While there have been quite a few upgrades in the last few years, my experience has always been based around the girls on the nights of my visit. The club itself is very nice, and…

Treasure Club

Hickory, North Carolina

Crazy Horse is probably the least favorite strip club for Hickory residents to visit

Crazy Horse is probably the least favorite strip club for Hickory residents to visit. The ladies are often known drug addicts and there is much more focus there on the Texas Hold Em' Poker then…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

The customers drag this spot down

I came in some time between ten and midnight on a Friday and at first glance the club was busy. Lots of people at the bar, about a third of the seats at the rail…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Kinda Boring

Visited the club mid afternoon on a Monday. Very quiet with only a few customers and maybe a half dozen dancers, none of which were special. Most everyone was sitting around the perimeter…

Puss and Boots

Chattanooga, Tennessee

This is a hole in the wall club

This is a hole in the wall club. There is no parking spaces for this club so you have to park in the street. Walking in the inside is not much more impressive than the…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Update on New Set Up

Since nobody's put up a review on this spot in a while & they've made some changes over there, I thought I'd provide an update. If you haven't heard, the big change is now…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Best Club In Pompano

I have been going to DD for the past year and it is one of the best clubs in the area. The DJ's, bartenders, waitresses, security and managers are great. The club is small but…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Nice suburban spot

Went in on a whim with a friend, its not too far away from my house. Right away found a girl i was interested in, gave her the eye and she came right over and…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Don't Stop & Drop, You will get rolled.

continued from my time at Stiletto's ( read that one first ) mere minutes before entering Temptations. I knew it was a mistake two steps in the door. Shabbiness visible in dim light…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Fannies Review

I am finding out that this place seem to be trending more to the “miss” side of things rather than the “hit” side. The last two times for me were misses and these times…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Got here around 10pm with a group of 5

Got here around 10pm with a group of 5. self parked, but still charged $5. we all had free passes from website so that saved us all $10 each. This was first time here,…

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Chicas Cabaret - great way to relax on a Thursday evening

Quick summary: well lit parking, nude stage dancers, nude private dances, plenty of smiles, pleasant chat, good (if loud) music, and per the door lady - ladies for all tastes. I asked the door lady…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Game day visit to the club

Visited the club on a Sunday afternoon. The Eagles were playing in town and the game was being shown but that was not the attraction. The club Had a large parking lot. Plenty…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Fun Afternoon

I'd been to Club O a couple times and thought i'd try this out for comparison. Overall i was happy with the visit - I went on a Wednesday afternoon and there were a…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Goldfingers Saturday night review

I hadn't been to Goldfingers in a while and decided to stop by with a friend after dinner. Club setup is the same as it's always been, with a single center stage with a…

Dancer Discrimination - Justifying Sexual Harassment in the Workplace

Hey, everyone! I know it's been a long time since I've been on regularly. As some of you know from my most recent post, I'd gotten a new job at a factory in my area. In addition to dancing and my other job, that added an additional 40-70 hours a week to my work schedule, so I was pulling roughly 65 - 95 working hours each week. The money was pretty great, but it was absolutely ludicrous for me to think I could actually pull it off while still maintaining to keep what little sanity I had left. As of this past Saturday (November 14th), I am no longer employed at the factory, and I…

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Follow Up

I posted a discussion topic awhile ago announcing my decision to stop patronizing showclubs. The decision was very difficult and it took awhile for me to go cold turkey. It took about a month for me to fully quit. I am writing…

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Queens 2AMer

A 38-year-old man was fatally gunned down outside a Queens strip joint early Saturday, authorities said. He was shot twice in the chest after a dispute broke out in front of the Secrets Gentlemen’s Club at around 4 a.m. near Queens…

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How much time do you spend reading, studying reviews

Also do you just read in your area or other locations for trips or entertainment ? Are you looking for Pacific thangs ?

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Lectured by a Stripper!

Here are two examples where I have been 'lectured' by a stripper. 1. Awhile back was at Follies and one of my favs gave me her digits for OTC fun. Alas, she was a little nuts and had crazy boyfriend.…

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Papi_Chulo is the man!

With the new rankings thing on your profile, it says how many props you have. I was looking through a lot of you guys's profiles today (I'm at home sick, and I have nothing to do). Papi_Chulo has the most…

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Too Beaucoop

Ever had a stripper refuse to fuck you because you were too large? Me neither.

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going to a shit club for a fix to hold you over

Been saying up money to go to follies and other similar clubs in the southeast/northeast. Im a few months out from a good trip but i got that damn strip club junkie itch. You guys think a visit to my…

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Flight attendants

Does anybody remember an era, like I do, when flight attendants were mostly hot young women. Those days have been over for quite a while. These days it seems like being over 45, overweight, and unattractive, are strictly…

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Woman accused of operating prostitution ring: 'It was massages with free fun aft

http://www.pennlive.com/news/2015/11/woman_accused_of_operating_pro.html

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Member Rankings

Where do people see these member rankings at???

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Juice had to say something. i was tired of playing games

She sank the serrated edges of her teeth into her bottom lip. Her hands were clasped together around my throbbing cock. She swallowed with difficulty. "Did i force you into giving me this dick ?" That raised a sardonic smile…

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SCing as a girl

No cover charge, ever, which is nice. Last time I was at my choice club, a drunk guy approached me to shake my hand and tell me I was "phenomenal" after he sat watching me watch the dancers for awhile.…

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Chopped

My favorite show on TV just might be "Chopped" on the food network. But Ted and the judges keep talking about de entree. Why do they keeping mentioning a stripper's boyfriend?

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Feeling Confused Don't Know What To Do

I've been seeing a dancer who I met back in August. I was so grateful about the girl I would say she's the best so far, bar none. Over the months, things got better (sex was wild) and I felt things…

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what fellow tusclers say about Juice Raviews

" Juice Box is on a roll ! For passion, romance, humor, and a touch of intrigue, you can't find better."-Shadowcat "Juice69 has wit, sizzle, and a wicked way with plots...Sheer reading pleasure."-Ricky Boy "Provocative stories filled with plenty of humour and…

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i think Nina is Dougsters DS ?

Just saying....it's kinda obvious

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Best tip for better strip-club experience you have got from discussion board?

I'll start: "just ask"

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da juice mane cam girl

Passionate about juice http://youtu.be/M8vM1XZ8D-E

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Is there a bigger troll on TV than William Devane?

Haha, compares his crappy golf swing to the market crash of 2008..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22YMcXTeeQk

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Mirror mirror on da wall who is the biggest Troll of deem all ?

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Cops and coffee

Did cops give up donuts? I always see them in coffee shops

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Just noticed the new Rankings for members

When did Founder start that?

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Juice getting high

https://youtu.be/5wYvKzXg7zs

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Acceptable attire on SW

So I'm doing my monthly search on stripper web, mostly for shits and giggles, and come across some stupid ass posts which help save me money. It reminds me of what goes on in the club and what I'm not…

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Andy Griffith gives a strip club raview

https://youtu.be/pQFOf0BTCIw

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strip clubs are weird

https://youtu.be/yWPp4sb-oqQ

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who is drunker ? dancer or patron ?

https://youtu.be/PfounVjxkZU

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My first OTC!

Ok, so as some of you might remember, I mentioned that I started working for escort-agency. It seems like I am about to pop my OTC-cherry, so to speak. It will be threesome with him and his gf. We already…

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A testimonial to our "education" system!

Thanks, libs! https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=2811

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Phuc Dat Bich

Poor guy in Australia keeps getting his FB account unfairly shut down for some reason: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/man-called-phuc-dat-bich-posts-passport-to-facebook-to-prove-his-name-is-real-a6741586.html

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LiL Homie

https://youtu.be/pSDTmJtE-Bc

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So much quality entertainment last night, I watched it all

Woke up around 2 am and saw a movie with a demon girl bringing visions of hell to earth trying to unite with her sister that had the only innocent part of the demon girl. Lots of killing…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Meh

I've been to this club many times and have mixed experiences. Last time, I had a blast...great dancer, great atmosphere but tonight, it was just ok. I paid my $10 cover and sat at the bar.…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Best "strip club" I've ever been to...

Fantastic club LOL. As much mileage as you want and its all legal at a super cheap price. If you're from the States you can either drive down or take the trolley to the border…

Racers Premier Gentlemens Club

Rome, Italy

Racers for the exit...

So I read a review from a few months back and was in the area so thought I'd give Racers a try. I will say that I was less than impressed. The girls…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Scam, Scam, Scam

Given their $44 cover I was expecting attractive dancers. Instead I got the same ghetto ho's low class dances I could have gotten with no cover practically every where else. As soon as I entered…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

SECOND VISIT

Arrived at club around 6PM, forgot the free pass from last visit, paid $15 dollar. Not too many dancers and I found out why. It is that time of the day between day and night…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Want to like this place, but I can't

I want to like this club, I really do. I can see maybe in some slightly different world this could be my favorite club even. Full nude, full liquor, two-way contact allowed (I'm…

Ralph's Place

Halifax, Nova Scotia

NS's only club

For the only club in NS it can be whatever it wants to be because there is no other club for miles. You can travel to Moncton if you want. Too bad the…

Silks

Palm Harbor, Florida

NO Thanks

This place was awful. I showed up on my way home from Pasco county, around 11p on Saturday. Cover was 8, but included a free shot a fireball (whoo!). The place is…

Showtime

Mansfield, Ohio

Still the same.

I dont really know why this place still has the doors open, but they are. Same $5 cover. Bartender/doorman was pleasant. I asked and was told there were 3 girls dancing. Only 3 girls at 11…

Top Hat Gentlemen's Club

Mansfield, Ohio

Another boring club.

Havent been here in 5-10 years, so I have to hope for a change. Oh well, none found. The place looks exactly as I remember it all the way down to the funky carpeting that…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Good, relaxed time

I like this place. I've been there quite a few times, on the weekend and during the week. I wouldn't say the girls are great early on week days, but later at night…

Stars Cabaret Bend

Bend, Oregon

Meh. Umatilla has a better club.

The club has a sign on the road and shares a building with an Adult Store. The club entrance is on the south side of the building and not well marked. Once inside, you walk…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

Some recent news

From the local news section of WNIR's web page: Murder Charges Filed after Death at Norton Bar Nov 20, 2015 -- 2:47pm An arrest has been made and charges have been filed after a fight at a Norton…

The Palace

Altoona, Pennsylvania

Coconuts, take two

Was back in town and stopped in to see what was happening. Got there about 11:00 and there wasn't a lot going on. Stayed until ~2:00 and things picked up a bit. No change in…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Mediocre at best

Just got back from a late night trip to Showcase Theater. Got there at about 1:45 AM. The place closes at 3:00 AM on Friday nights. Decided to go because I have…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

first-timer walkthrough

Because TUSCL has been so helpful in preparing me to check out this club, I wanted to give back with an updated first-timer "how-to" as another log of how to get there, what to expect,…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Good to stop in

Haven't been in there parts in about 6 months, so it was worth a visit. Talent is mixed, ranging from 2s to 8s. Some were well past their prime and didn't belong on a stage. One…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Friday night couple's visit mixed feelings

I've always felt this was a couples friendly club but I left after this night less sure of that. We arrived shortly after 10, perhaps to early. Club wasn't as packed with customers…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Post Pirate's Game Visit

Stopped by after a Wednesday night Pirates game vs. the Cardinals. I had heard good things about the club, but was quite dissapointed. The crowd was sparse (less then 10). The dancers…

Theatre Chochotte

Paris, France

One of the best places in Paris

Chochotte is located in the very popular Saint Michel disctrict, with plenty of bars and restaurants nearby. It's not really a strip club, but more of an erotic theater. We went there last night with a…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Headed over to Penthouse for the first time in a few months around 8pm on a Friday night

Headed over to Penthouse for the first time in a few months around 8pm on a Friday night. Parking lot was monitored and the door guy was friendly. Cover was free until 8pm. It was…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Love it

Spearmint Rhino Lexington is one of my favorite clubs in Lexington. It is kind of on the outskirts of town, but well worth the drive. The girls are friendly and attractive, and are more than…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

TGIF Religious Experience

I was overdue for a visit to this club, so I stopped by one Friday evening shortly before shift change. As always, Players had plenty of dancers to choose from for some TGIF activities.…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Tons of dancers, some with action

I arrived here Thursday afternoon and was already pretty drunk. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer. There was a skinny ebony on the dance floor in the middle of the bar. She…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

V Ja's

Went out of my way to try this club due to the reviews on TUSCL. It had the potential to be a real hidden gem and I needed to find out. Turned out…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Okay time on a Thursday night

The inside of the club was nice. It didn't seem incredibly large and spacious, although I don't know if I explored the entire area, there may have been VIP rooms elsewhere. The main area had…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Mileage galore

Now that the Columbia SC clubs have fallen on their swords instead of mine, it’s time for high mileage devotees to find new stamping grounds. Well Follies in Atlanta and the Inner Room Cabaret…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I had a couple hours to kill while waiting for my car at the mechanic so I decided to spend it at the hiliter

I had a couple hours to kill while waiting for my car at the mechanic so I decided to spend it at the hiliter. I took a seat near the front and ordered a drink.…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

still cant figure this club out

I stopped in here a week ago on a Thursday afternoon for my second visit in two months and I'm still puzzled as to how this club operates. They recently remodeled the…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Best Bang for Your Buck

I got to say the Ritz has been providing some quality girls as of late the past few months or so. Now I try to go on Monday's since it's half off booze, dances…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Great day time fun

Arrived around 615pm. I usually would come around midnight, so this was my first adventure with the day shift. No cover. $5 Corona. Felt welcomed. A few patrons at the…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Great place to Land

The landing strip is a convenient club near the Austin airport. Low cover and inexpensive beers during the day at least. Free parking is a plus too. Building is rather nondescript. Narrow hall…

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Pussy Tightening

Last post about the blow job queen. Once every month or two, she uses a form of alternative medicine to tighten her pussy. I'll make it easier and give you five to choose from. Which is it? Reflexology Astrology Acupuncture Chiropractor Electromagnetic Therapy

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Unusual Tits

Blow job queen has gorgeous breasts. They never fail to instantly get me rock hard. But they are unusual breasts. I wonder if anybody else is into this. The right one is about 15% bigger than the left one,…

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Bucket list item fulfilled

So this bucket list item has been fulfilled. Blow Job queen is in my hotel room for a date. I had my doubts whether she would show, but she actually turned out to be very reliable. We've done a long…

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The smartest thing I've ever heard Dr. Phil say

https://youtu.be/4F0Mer4kDDY

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Las Vegas Strip Clubs - what a scam!

Pretty much the same hood hoe's as most strip clubs. Go to Palamino, Treasures. The other Vegas strip clubs Vegas were the same ghetto ho cunts you can find in most typical strip clubs these days. Whatever you do don't…

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what a PL thinks during sex

https://youtu.be/rRgyIl3kaQY

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the day in a life of a 2amer

https://youtu.be/7MgZs4A1JA0

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your all time favorite song you request in the club and how much you tip the DJ

Mine is by Junior Mafia with Biggie Smalls and Lil Kim " Get Money" https://youtu.be/BEz-pHjaIw8

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Do you ever find yourself thinking; damn; I gotta pay this dancer more than the

IDK if I've mentioned this b/f; but I love big natural tits – unfortunately big natural tits; at least real nice ones not on a 200-lb+ bitch; seem to be a dying breed in today's society and often seem hard…

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Some if these civvies as flakey as strippers

I met up with this thot after work. Kissed and shit. It's time to switch venues and go to the club. She told me which one to meet her at. Said she wants to go home first and get dressed…

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A Poem by a strip club junky

Yo, my crackuz shoot outs to my nig joe, my nig papi, my nig rech, my nig ranukam aka p. Nemacissee This dat club junkie murzik this dat cocaine in yo nose and pussy on your lips good good Uh uh…

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My ds

http://maxblogcdn.fooyoh.com/attach/3/1015555154.jpg

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Q: What's the main requirement for a man to want to date a woman?

A: She must have a vagina. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3327641/Single-woman-turns-tables-men-sends-potential-dates-unsolicited-pictures-vagina-horrified-respond-crude-enthusiasm.html

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The real reason y Crazy Joe is afraid of breaking cameras and did not make the j

https://instagram.com/p/-U9jM_tQWvxNiHJ_AMk2-k0Ey9s3jEkUFT-Sw0/

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My CF is back!

I know few of you care, but after a three or four month hiatus, my fave is back. No one took.her place in that time. She provided her usual excellent service.

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What if your brain worked like auto-correct on your phone?...

You get mad at a guy and yell out, "I'll lick your ass!".....

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Juice crew

Juice crew is the no pussies allowed club. If your in the juice crew you can't be a winey fucken bitch...

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Chinese Man Spends $188,000 Buying Hairy Crabs

http://www.businessinsider.com/chinese-man-buys-33000-crabs-releases-them-2015-11 If Rech would have saved his underwear and given them to this man after each visit to Bogarts, the man could have gotten the crabs for free!

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Quite Possibly the Most Disturbing Article I Have Read - Men Having Babies

https://www.yahoo.com/health/surgery-could-give-men-wombs-1302360099545142.html What fucking idiot would ever want to do this?

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A poem by a stripper boyfriend

Why do you strip club customers hate on me? Is it because you want my girlfriend's pussy? You have to pay for it, and I get it for free. Call me a loser, but really I'm living the American Dream. I don't work, I…

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Happy medium

Like most of you, I don't like overpriced dances (I think $40 is overpriced). At the same time I would feel uncomfortable paying $5 for a lapdance, I think that's way too low, and it kind of feels like having…

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...A real pic of the Juice Crew.....

Ranukam, Juice, and Papi. That's Estadafor in the back.... http://2dopeboyz.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/action-bronson-top1.jpg

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Another Akron 2AMer.

NORTON, Ohio — A New Franklin man is accused of beating another man to death during a fight at a strip club. Robert Lantz Jr., 36, is charged with murder and felonious assault in connection with the fight at Desiree's strip…

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Have you got the balls for this?

http://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/art-seduction/article/balls-scrotum-beauty-pageant-brian-sloan-2015-11

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Do you dislike your name?

http://www.smh.com.au/national/phuc-dat-bich-the-australian-man-with-a-name-so-awkward-no-one-believes-him-20151120-gl4egu.html

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TUSCL Profile New Look

Damn – has anyone recently clicked a TUSCLer's profile – it now has a new-look with his “PL achievements” - I think it looks pretty cool

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Black Friday Clubbing ?

Piggy-backing on shailynn's thread; anyone planning on any Black Friday booty-shopping; i.e. SCing? I tend to avoid SCs on holidays b/c it's often filled with non-pro PLs thus kinda ruining the SC-vibe – but I kinda wonder if the dancers may…

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Do You Thrive?

I swear what is it with all these psychotic cunt soccer moms bragging about how wonderful their fucking over-extended life is because they put a fucking black strip of tape on their arm? BTW why do these bitches always put the…

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Swear words

Does swearing offend people? The old man at the 40 second mark is fucking hilarious! https://youtu.be/Y-vb0czcEaw

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Do you get the gag?

How do you brush your teeth? https://youtu.be/ddNMMCMOKuk

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A Rare picture of Ranukam before he clubs

https://instagram.com/p/-QS8BOqLlX/

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Why would ANYONE go to this club right now?

There is a club in my area called Platinum Plus. It used to be the best club in town hands down, at least in my opinion. But then due to having a lot of police calls to…

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Got off from work the made Love to my DS

The great thing about having a DS is she is always down for sex. All i have to do is pull some lotion lotion out and one of her videos and just fire a few off into my bed sheets.…

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juice izim

https://instagram.com/p/-UCFHMNQYnzL2EXIK-TgMTs2zUCK7WXH-Tts00/

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Fav stripper pic

So I'm waiting at Follies of the Southwest for this dancer that I call my blow job queen. I had her the night before, and she said she's working again tonight. She provides outstanding uncovered service. All…

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when your 73 3/4ths years old and your thrusting hard deep inside a 16 year old

Just asking ?

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Black Friday: One Week From Today, You Participating?

Seems this year that Black Friday is a lot less in the news than usual. Maybe people are sick of it creeping into Thanksgiving Day, maybe the economy sucks a lot worse than the media portrays and people aren't…

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The Bouncer's Girlfriend

I have been told that a stripper named Holly in a club I frequent is the girlfriend of the bouncer/doorman. I believe this is true because I often see them talking like couples do. The bouncer…

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porn star suing Josh Duggar

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/11/19/josh-duggar-faces-battery-lawsuit-from-adult-film-star-that-claims-to-have-had/ You might remember the story from a. Couple months ago about porn star Danica Dillon saying that Josh Duggar paid her $1,500 on two different occasions for sex and that he was very physical/aggressive with her but that the sex…

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Reverse cover charge: Man fined $100 for refusing to leave Springfield strip clu

Sometimes I feel I never want to leave. http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2015/11/agawam_man_fined_100_for_refus.html

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Who's this for?

Saw a porn listing as : "Fat Mother With Some Very Saggy Breasts" Who is this intended to attract???

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Posting a review for the wrong club.

I think I posted a review for a different club than I wanted. After I submitted the review, I realized it was on a different club. Can founder post it under the right club? I mentioned the club in question…

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Could use some coffee right about now

https://instagram.com/p/-SLPrWxtt5/

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The solution to nasty VIP rooms

This is what I carry in my Follies/Hi Liter VIP kits. Hand sanitizer Tissue pack Disinfectant wipes 2 condoms Anything I'm missing?

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Fighting fire with fire?

My ATF who lives in New England (6 individual states, Dr. Carson) called me today from Tijuana. She flew to San Diego earlier this week, was met at the airport by a young man who drove her to Mexico and…

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What did she mean?

"You have stripper stains on your back."

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So are one of you guys Joe Campbell? lost about $140,000 on a single trade

Should get PL award or something.

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Question for the women of TUSCL (including tumblingdice)

No doubt the female form is a beautiful one to be admired by all including other females. You as a ho, I mean female (damn auto-correct) – you as a female; are you into women and if so are you lesbian;…

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Jackshacks

Who frequents them? If I happened upon one(don't know how you mistake one for anything else if you do your research) I would leave as soon as I found out what it was.

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OT: drugs

What drugs do you do? What drugs have you done? What drugs do you want to try? I have tried: Alcohol - regularly Weed - regularly, usually multiple times a day Xanax - (prescribed) regularly, only thing that actually eliminates my anxiety, but I…

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High Milage One Way or nah?

If the best thing you can get at the club was one way dances, with super high mileage (not actual extras though), would you still pay for dances?

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ever have a dancer hand you her money from another costumer?

I know many of you want believe me that im about dis life but, over the years i have moved from being a lame ass trick to a pimp. Know this didn't happen because of my choosing. I was just…

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Unexpected Surprise

Man – I PL love-it when I accept a dance from a dancer and then her bod is way better than I expected it to be from first-glance when she was in her dancer-outfit. For me particularly this occurs in the…

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End of dance mileage ?

Not that it happens a lot; but have you had dancers that will give you just an ok kinda low-mileage dance then turn-up the mileage/grinding in the last few seconds of the song to entice you to by another dance. I…

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BuuurrrdeeShops

How many times have you paid for your favorite stripper to get her hair did ?

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perfect breast yes or no

https://instagram.com/p/-Rps1zBVPl/

10 Commandments for Strip Club Enthusiasts

Having spent quite a bit of time over the last 15 years in various strip clubs, massage parlors, and various other adult entertainment locations all around the country, having seen the adult entertainment business change dramatically when CL and Backpage started their sites, and then seeing the CL adult site close after the serial killer, and having seriously dated one stripper for 18 months and been involved in various relationships with other strippers, I thought I'd share a 10 tips for any budding enthusiasts out there. 1) Thou shalt inquire about the club. You should already know that all clubs are not created equal. There are clubs where I would take a business client, clubs that I would go with…

25 Rules to be a Successful Stripper

Here are the rules of the Strip Club hustle. Ladies take notes. 1. Never talk to same person who turned you down. If someone says no but would like a dance later try them again (at least 30 min-hour or however long he tells you to come back) but only once. If he says no again, he is most likely just wasting your time. Move on. 2. Always have at least 2 bandanas in case you lose one of them 3. Do not chew gum in stage. It's supposed to be a fantasy and chewing gum is not always sexy. Bubblegum on the other hand might be another story. 4. Don't stay with someone more than 2 songs unless they are paying for drinks…

Ten Tips For New and Old alike. . .

While I'm sure most or many of you have heard or thought about many of these tips, I hope they will still benefit some new or old strip club mongers on their road to happy lapping. Tip 1: People are people and your best approach to any business or personal relationship is to be respectful and remember there is another person on the other side of the table, tip rail, etc. (While that goes without saying, in some situations its best to wait and see where she leads you with her personal preference on how to be treated a little more naughty or nice.) Tip 2: Always smell good ( shower up boys! ) with freshly laundered clothes. You would think…

Things they Don't Teach in School

Hiring a stripper is just the same as hiring any other professional, like your doctor, your lawyer, your pastor, your mechanic, your personal trainer and so on. It doesn't matter what the service is; you pay them all the same -- with cold hard cash from the sweat of your own brow. The general rule is if you're nice to these professionals you normally get much better treatment and results. I treat strippers the same way I would any of these other professionals in my life and you should as well. These women treat me as a valued customer and normally become decent friends of mine, much the same as, for example, my mechanic would. Remember, all of these…

Don't Party Outside the Law in NYC

I not speaking about an article I read, I'm speaking from experience. Just got out holding after two overnights because these police are OUTRAGEOUS these days. They WILL do anything for a quick bonus. I mean they really would. I got arrested in a john sweep and I'll tell you what happened. Asked a woman for the time, as I was walking down a path, whether known or not, for its prostitution and drug activities. I was just going to a friend's house and was passing through but I didn't have a watch and I recently lost my phone so no time. Asked the woman, she told me, and she looked relatively clean so I thought I can try and…