Oldie but goodie...

I hadn't been to the Red for a long time, so, on a trip to OKC, I decided to drop in. Although the physical pant has changed quite a bit over the years, I immediately felt right at home there. The girls were pretty--a couple even gorgeous--, friendly, and eager to please. I am a really big tipper, and apparently I have "sucker" written on my forehead, because I immediately caught the attention of one of the hottest dancers in the place. She kept me...happy all night, and I left, wishing I didn't have to be alone that night. I think they don't like the fact that I am not really a drinker, so I will nurse a beer, or a Diet 7-Up, all night long, but I otherwise spend a lot of money, so they let me sit as long as I wanted to. I'm not sure the Dog is quite what it was in my memories, but it is still worth the time. If you don't like the danccers you see, you can always eat the world-famous greasy food!!! I will be back as soon as I can!