Dancing Bare
Closed
10338 Aurora Ave N Seattle, WA 98133

Good time in the afternoon

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Woodsmith
Jan 20, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Yes, I agree that this place is a dumb. I didn't come here to be pampered in a sterile environment. I came here to get dirty. (Within reason). Everyone of these places is nasty when you turn the lights on.  I have had a bad experience at the cleanest places so unless your a germ-o-phobe, you can have fun at this place too.  If I was going to spend a lot of time at one of these places the the atmosphere would be more important.  In Washington state strip clubs can not serve alcohol so it is unlikely I will stay for more than an hour.  It will always be the people that make the difference.  As long as the bouncers are not a pain in the ass and you can get some mileage out of the girls, you can have a good time anywhere.  

I stopped here on a Tuesday on the way home from work, about 3:00. There was only a two girls that I saw.  Both in the lobby (aka "porn shop") talking to the bouncer.  The place is not that big.  The tables and chairs are cheep.  One stage that was empty.  I paid the cover, $10.  He said that that covers two drinks.

I walk in.  The girl that came over was about a 7 with nice tits and a nice ass.  She had a plastic surgery face but a fucking hot body.  She asked if I wanted to a drink.  I didn't.  She asked if I wanted to go the VIP area.  I did.  The VIP area had several cushy love seats.  This area is better than the Stage area.  It was dark but looked like they spent more money here.  I was the only one there so in my case it was it was very private.  A dance is $20.  There are some upgrade options too.  I will not list them here to protect the guilty.  I ended up spending about $100 and had a very good time.

The only time I have had it better was in Texas where you can bring your only alcohol.  I don't go to strip clubs much but I will be back here at some point.  I know I may not have that same experience again but I can always hope.  For Washington state this is about as good as it gets.

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