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Hookah at Strip Clubs

Hookah is a plague taking over strip clubs. I am running into more and more strip clubs that are renting out hookah/water pipes. The sad part is that a lot of these kids smoking this shit don't realize it is…

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"Who said we were terrorists?"

Alan Rickman passed away today. Hans Gruber is perhaps my favorite villain of all-time. There's so many great quotes in that movie. He was also in Harry Potter, but I've never watched any from the series. Looks like kid's…

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Amateur nights

So I was just thinking about summer time and possible travel. I thought to myself you know could be a good opportunity to make some easy cash possibly if I traveled somewhere with a strip club that had regular amateur…

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Best club in COI/BBBJ becoming extinct

So I'll hopefully be in LA late March early April ish. I was doing my research on the City of Industry (COI) clubs because that's where the mileage is. Apparently Spearmint Rhino has the hottest girls in COI, but the…

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Acquire Dedicated Packers and Movers in India for Successful Moving Remedy

Moving house from India completely to another metropolis regarding Asia may be the most difficult as well as tense activities you could have as a result of lots of headaches along with boring responsibilities. Although you can obtain gone going…

Midnight Express

Cornersville, Tennessee

A Saturday night

Got there about 8pm so still a little early, cover was $5 There were 8 Dancers names on the board by the DJ booth so I got a beer $2 and sat down. The club…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Bazz & Crue

I went to Bazz & Crue on New Year's weekend. I don't know what was supposed to be remodeled during the 6 months they were closed but the club looks exactly the same.…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Too slow to get a good review

I think I just chose a bad night. It was raining and late on a Tuesday. Walked in the club and I will admit, it was nicer than I expected. I remember…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

saturday night

I had heard of this place but never gone there so i decided to stop in on a saturday about 10 pm. It is a nice club but quite small. It was practically standing room…

Stiletto's

New Brighton, Pennsylvania

Stopped a few months back

Stopped in a few months ago and figured i'd finally review. The club isn't bad.....it's starting to show it's age though. Used to be the Crazy Horse years ago. Bathrooms are kind…

Cheetahs

Los Angeles, California

Cute and friendly

Bikini bar-- no nudity! Dancers here are pretty much the most attractive of the clubs I've been to. All in all, good attitudes, friendly, outgoing. Relaxed atmosphere. Nicely decorated, not too…

PT's All Nude II

Denver, Colorado

Sunday evening

This club is now PT's All Nude II, having been bought by the PT's chain a few months ago. Because it's nude no alcohol is served. I paid $15 cover charge on a…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Goldfingers Wednesday night review

Let me preface this review by saying that the only reason I still come to this club is that it's close to where a friend lives and he's too lazy to drive to any of…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

GREAT TIME...FIRST TIME EXPERIENCE WITH A FEW FRIENDS

First of all, let me begin by saying this was my first time EVER at a strip club, so I guess you could say I lost my virginity. I went with 3 friends of mine,…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

Circling the drain

I have to agree with what Trendifier said. This club seems to be going downhill. This used to be a decent place to grab lunch and see some titties. My schedule had me in the area…

Dulce Gabbana

Tijuana, Baja California

Will try again

Visted this place during my latest trip to TJ. The place looks nice. Its about half block away from Tropical. Most of the ladies were OK looking except one. The one…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

Relaxed, fun time

I've been here several times with my gal. It's very much a party, laid back environment where you can chat with the dancers and just have a good, playful time. The booze was cheap, the…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

A not-very 'Vegas-y' club

Went early on a Thursday evening. When I got there, there weren't a lot of dancers but there were probably a dozen or 14 when I left. This club reminds me of clubs in other…

Bar 20 Sports Bar & Strip Club

Melbourne, Victoria

Adventure on King Street

There are a number of clubs on King Street and some close by on side streets so this is the center in Melbourne for this activity. The place actually goes by Showgirls Bar…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Great Time

Was in the area around new years and we stopped here the night before. We showed up just after midnight. There was a big crowd but there were plenty of girls. The bartenders were friendly…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Blown away

Been to this club a few time and love it everything tjme. First I stop at the bar and order my usual, sipping at it cause I don't want to spend too much money at…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

8/10

Savannahs is the most upscale club in Winston. It is, although, pretty small. Very nice looking and well kept. The dance prices are 30$ for a personal per song. I think 15 minute rooms are…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Can't expect much on a wednesday night

I thought that since my last trip here so great that I would see what it was like on a non-prime night and well I should have figured as much, they save their best looking…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Aggressive girls that only care about the punchline dance routine

Probably my last trip here and also to any portland club for that matter. I actually came here because I knew girls would game here some attention is way better than no attention at…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

recent visit gives me hope

Even though it looks like the place is not going to stay in business very long I decided to do a little "recon" to see if anything has changed at PP. I fully expected to…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Eh...

It's not a bad place per se. I was in town for a conference and had an evening to kill. Since Centerfold was the top rated, I thought I'd give it a try. I…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

An interesting sort of place

It might just be that I have trouble getting decent dances in Ohio. I don't know. Was in town for a conference and decided to give Kahoots a try. Had already been…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

afternoon stop

Decided to stop by one afternoon after finishing up some business. Haven't been to the club in awhile and decided to check out the talent . I definitely remember the O in its…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Update to Previous Review

I have reviewed this club before and most reviews that i have seen are positive. The layout downstairs is the same. The dancers are all over the place looks wise but mostly 7's and 8's.…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Underwhelming

This place use to be one of my faves on the 8 mile strip. Now it has just gone completely downhill. My visit was a few months back,but I doubt much has changed since then. Got…

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, Michigan

happy guy

OK, I don't like crowds so I went and headed here. The place was not busy. 6 dancers, maybe 7 customers and not much to interest me until Sally came out of the back. She…

Lido Lounge

Cleveland, Ohio

Not Bad, Not Good

Lido is the closest strip club to my house, however, I have avoided it because of all the negative reviews. On the Wednesday night I was there the club was about half-full...surprising. There were probably…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Good Time! Plenty of Dancers

Entered the parking lot and it was about half full. Bouncer outside checks ID and does the pat down. Go inside and pay a cutie the cover and buy a beer.…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Bikini Bar With no Mileage

Mileage is gone here. This used to be a great club that I went to for years. The following has occurred: 1) They installed a camera in the LD room. Dancers became squeamish.…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Under new management

Quite a lot has changed since its been Columbus Gold, most of the previous employers have gone for one reason or the other. When you walk in you pay…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Fun place!

This club has more of a party atmosphere than a normal club. It had a cool stage for the feature dancers with a lit floor, almost a disco vibe. There were plenty of seating areas…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

I visited the club in the afternoon a couple of weeks ago

I visited the club in the afternoon a couple of weeks ago. The last time I visited this place in was the Gold Club, so that tells you how long it has been since…

New Green Frog

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

We're All Adults

I have went here a total of twice and I can say for certain that this place is gritty and dive bar-ish with extras all around. The owner or manager is this small, sweet, and…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

til sunrise

my friend told me the next day - i've had fun at a strip club until last night. the women at OG know how to have fun and that means more fun for us.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

First visit

Coming from indiana i was shocked at how big this club was. I will skip all the layout details which can be read on the other reviews. I visited about 2 am on a saturday…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Good time

This was my first visit. Came in after reading that the mileage is higher comapred to other clubs and it didnt disappoint. Dances are nude on stage but inly topless in the provate dance…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Visited on a Friday afternoon

It had been quite a while since I visited the O'Farrell Theater. I had a very good time and would recommend the club, but things have changed. There were several stunningly beautiful ladies…

Clutch Gentlemen's Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

not ur normal gentlemen's club

when I stopped into clutch I was expecting ur normal strip club after being there for about a half hour I asked the security what the deal was with their club he informed me that…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Better than Expected

I stopped by a few weeks ago fully expecting to nail the coffin shut so that I would cross this club off my list. I was pleasantly surprised. The owners are making small changes in…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Great place if your looking for something laid back

So this club is mainly black girls. Allot of them are cute. There are some that agree not so cute and a little on the heavy side. But overall the club has a really nice…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Top shelf talent and facility

So, this is a very interesting concept. This is not like other GC's I've been to in south Florida. The place is more of a cross between a posh nightclub and a topless…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Forgot to mention something

To the editors - please feel free to add to the review I just submitted. I forgot to mention that the club seems VERY welcoming to women clients. There may have been almost…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

DD Jan 2016

Diamond Dolls used to be my favorite club in the Daytona Beach area. After a disappointing Saturday afternoon visit, I will add with some hesitation that it still is my favorite club in the area.…

Whispers

Portland, Oregon

First time at a shack

One more item off my bucket list. I was curious about this club. It had been described by dancers in Playpen as just another strip club (like Playpen) and also as a "Modelling…

Mardi Gras Oxford

Oxford, Massachusetts

Do not, do NOT bother visiting the club

Do not, do NOT bother visiting the club. It has shut down, for good this time. The former Centerfold 2000, recently Mardi Gras Oxford is no more, has ceased to be, has expired. Last summer the property…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

Laid back bar

I stopped in for the first time at about lunchtime. There were only a few older gents (like me) in the bar. Two dancers were just arriving. The club looks like an…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

No joy

Stopped in on Wednesday afternoon just before and into happy hour. Overall, it was not so happy. There were 4 dancers that I saw when I entered; three I knew and one I…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Mostly hotties!

I arrived to the Brass on an afternoon about a week ago (wish I could remember which day). As I walked in I was checked by bouncers and paid a reasonable cover. The bartender at…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

End of an era

I stopped in here just after noon and ended up staying for a couple of hours. Spent some time with one of the "old guard" and got filled in on the ins and outs…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

This is an interesting club

Place is obviously a latina club, $10 park, $7 entrance fee. Most dancers on the heavy side, some very much so. A couple 6-7's in the eye of the beholder. I'm not…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Cheetahs

Came to Cheetahs later in the night. I was going to go else where but saw the limo out front and asked the guy if I could hop in for free entry and he said…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

2nd Time's the Charm

My second trip to HL was very good. In my initial visit, I ran into a conflict wit a dancer that tried ripping me off on song count. I gave her the generous…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

UGHHH

I stopped in at Club 10 first around 7 PM and as expected there was nothing going on. I asked the guy at the door who said that things start to pick up around 9:30…

Silver City Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

sinclair's Review

I made two visits to Silver City Cabaret. The first visit was around 14:00 on a Friday afternoon. The second visit was around 19:30 on a Saturday night. Silver City Cabaret is an upscale club…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Different Look, same action

You probably have heard about recent raids around Detroit clubs, and Club Venus is no exception. The VIP area has been modified, more open than before. The upper parts of the walls have been removed,…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

sinclair's Review

I went to the Men’s Club around 19:30 on a Friday evening. Because the club was just getting going, the door girl was kind enough to not charge me the cover charge. Dancers started getting…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Florida in January

This is my review 2 of probably 4 while in the Ft Walton Beach area this week. I decided to check out the Matador for two reasons. First it is the only nude club in…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Another good time at the Odyssey

Was back in Tampa for a few days and as typical made the treks to both Mons and 2001. The babes probably rate a little higher quality wise than 2001, but the occasional nasty…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Visited the club on a Wed and Thu between 4 - 6pm

Visited the club on a Wed and Thu between 4 - 6pm. CLub had maybe 5 dancers and 5 customers on each visit, but it may have been the time of day. When…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Visited on an Wed and Thu

Visited on an Wed and Thu. Wed visit was between 5 - 7pm. Compared with prior visits, the dancer quality was low. Mostly chalky white, young skinny girls with no personality.…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

My favorite club

For me, Dollies has all the right attributes for a sleezy strip club! It is not in the best of neighborhoods and it is in a very run down building but I almost only…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

A great evening at Chicas

I was pleasantly surprised by the response to my recent posts. I posted here a few years ago but never saw any reaction. I’m guessing it’s due to the software changes on the site which…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Visited at 3pm on a Friday afternoon for the first time

Visited at 3pm on a Friday afternoon for the first time. Got the vibe that it was a comfortable blue collar / biker bar. Dancers quality was comparable. Most dancers were 4-6…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Worth a try

Was planing to visit flight club detroit on dec 31, but it was closed ,so Went to deja vu with my friend around 8pm ,no valley parking . parked car on side of the club…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Exqusite time

Well....my semi annual visit to IR.....I will pass on the description as it is very well documented. I will comment on the clientele however, there is a definite difference in afternoons as opposed to late…

Flesh and Bones

Portland, Oregon

Bang Bang @ Boom Boom

Okay, so I went to the Boom Boom Room last Thursday (January 7, 2016) early in the evening. The facilities look as if they haven't been updated since the eighties. But if you're at…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Slow Saturday visit

Visited on a saturday some time before christmas 21$ entry. Day shift was quite unspectacular, but the night shift seemed to improve. Everybody mentions the stage design so I won't mention it, but apparently girls…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

First time at Men's Club

I had time on my hand today so I thought I'd .give The Men's Club a try. I arrived at about 4:45. The parking lot had lots of spaces so I figured it…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

wednesday night at st james

Come here every couple of months. It's my go to club and can definitely be hit or miss. Surprisingly, club seemed pretty hopping for a wednesday. Probably about 20 girls with a few some solid…

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Saving up for a 3 sum

Im getting one girl to blow me while the other girl deep frenches me That's a damn good time boys Justin

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Powerball Winner In CA. Is Lopaw a billionaire now?

I had one of the same numbers. Does that mean I won something or does it have to be the same number in the same spot? example I have a 34 in the second spot but they called 34 in…

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Johnny Manziel is done in Cleveland, so what's next?

Where do you think Johnny Football will end up? Cowboys backup? Jets starter? Raiders Offensive Coordinator? I always wondered if he was LMN on here?

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Dream Stripper?

I'm curious to see everyone's description of their ideal 10/10 hottie on here I think I know a few different TUSCLers DS based off comments but I'm curious about others, the few girls I know that dance (there's a very small…

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How do you know when it's time to move on from you CF?

I think it may be time to move on from my CF. We do OTC abt once a month. It has gotten to the point that I can't tell her she looks nice tonight or that she smells nice. She…

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Johnsmith69 sighting!

Is he off the drugs finally? Let's hope rehab went well.

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City Reviews?

Sometimes it is nice to have an overview of the clubs of a city, particularly if you are new to an area, visiting, or planning a vacation with extras. Occasionally there is an article about the club scene…

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'Happy ending' hunting trips.

An organisation offering hunting trips in Austria with a guaranteed “happy ending” involving prostitutes has been forced to cancel them after outrage from animal-rights groups. Hunting is legal and extremely popular in Austria, and organised hunting tours for wild boar and…

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Just a little bragging

I turned 74 today, went to my favorite club and took a very cute 20 something to VIP for a GFE. I'm sure that snowtime or verybigdawg will vouch as to how cute she is. Had to turn down a…

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About Deja Vu and what it did to San Francisco

Why I don't like Deja Vu, and perhaps it is not the same in other areas of the country as it has been in San Francisco, a reply to a friend: Well of course I don't know how things go in…

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You know you're in a dive bar when . . .

The stripper tells you about her grandchildren. (It truly happened to me last week.)

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Pole Tricks

There are quite a few ladies that practice pole tricks at one of my local clubs when it is slow. My question is "Why?" Am I the only one who could care less about how acrobatic they are on the pole? Does…

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Pussy, boobs, and nipples

So guys I was randomly thinking about the differences in dancers bodies at my club and what everyone has similar. So I was wondering what kind of vagina do you guys like? innie or outie? Also what kind of nipples…

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Guilt

I’m married. When I met the woman I’m with now I stopped going to SC’s for a while. But over time I found that not going is bad for my mental health. My wife is great. But…

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Dirty

I was a dirty boy, in a dirty town, in a dirty club, with a dirty girl... How much fun is that?

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Scrolling through the topics

Wouldn't it be nice if you could scroll through a list of all the discussions, reviews, and articles until you found what you were looking for rather than the way we have to do it now by clicking back 10…

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Raiders/Mark Davis: Incompetence At It's Finest

https://beta.finance.yahoo.com/news/raiders-could-playing-texas-soon-040346098.html Just wow, is all I can say. This NFL if offering $100 Million. In the grand scheme of things, that what, maybe 10% at the very most on the cheapest stadium you can build?

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Pregnant Strippers

The other night I stopped by a former favorite club of mine (actually more of a go go bar) that I had dent been to in a while. What caught my attention was 3 of the dancers that were…

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Being Scarce

In case anyone wondered why I've been scarce for 2 weeks, I wrote an article about it.

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This is getting me excited for my COI trip

https://www.instagram.com/p/_lkaWkTWDj/?taken-by=synngc God damn, who is that girl with that big booty!? Any Synn regulars know her!? The Synn in COI here I come!

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Movie

I was cheering on the bad guy in a recent movie I rented. I stopped watching when the plot changed and the person who is the hero started to turn things around and win. It was predictable. If I don't watch the ending,…

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Fool

Too bad murder is against the law. I have an amazing list of people who I would kill. Will I be flagged a terrorist or am I just a racist?

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I can win the Powerball without buying a ticket

http://windsorstar.com/storyline/windsor-strip-club-entices-customers-with-free-powerball-tickets

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

Second visit...

I got back into Fantasy's last Friday night for the first time in a couple months. It was my second visit to the club. I'd say there were probably 15-20 girls working and…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Chicas is a mixed bag

I visit Chicas in the evening roughly every couple of weeks. It has an interesting history. Under another name it was primarily a club with black dancers and black customers, though not to the exclusion…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Bonita Flats KC

This place is right next to a railroad crossing. There is a non-club 2 story white building in front of it. The club itself is the rectangular part, 1 story, in the back. Apply for…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Knockouts again

I went to Knockouts late on a Saturday afternoon. Knockouts has been up and down over the years and I thought maybe it was looking up lately, so I dropped in again. Dynamite was there,…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Wasn't a good first try..

Yeah, this place isn't the greatest. I came in around 7pm after reading reviews I wanted to see for myself. It was on my list of shitty bars to visit anyway so after finishing…

Black Diamonds

Dallas, Texas

Not what it used to be.....

It's the title to the "T". When this place was called pearl, it was pretty damn good. They had different type of women (all flavors). Now, it's strictly black women, I don't know what Adrian…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Another nice visit

Stopped by on a Wednesday late afternoon. There was a $5.00 cover which was no big deal. There was at least 15 girls working which was an improvement over the last time I…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

pleasure

Just a nice Bar, That happen to have nude women. Upon my 1pm entrance , no cover charge. Jack Daniel $7.50 a shot, dancers on stage do a three song set. Five for top,…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

A good local club

The dancers at this club come in all forms. Black, white, Asian, and Hispanic. Tall, short, curvy to petite. The dancers are not topless while walking the floor or on stage. When you get a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Bachelor Party

Went to Pandoras in December for a bachelor party and the bachelor was not disappointed. The club has three dance floors which were in full use and not a bad seat in the house.…

Charlie's Angels

Toledo, Ohio

Went with my wife, be sure they have dancers on staff before you pay the cover.

Went to Deja Vu on a Friday night with my wife. We have been there before and had a good time. There is very little interaction with the dancers if you are not…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice club. Far from the strip. Free limo pickup.

This club is a little further from the strip but its worth every penny. The do offer free limo pickup from any hotels on the strip which is very helpful. We went to the club…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

BEWARE!

Since Katya and I are friends she told me that she was taking a break from dancing for a little while. Just a break she reassured me. I was upset and eager at the…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Slow Saturday

Was trying to kill some time before an NFL playoff game and decided to hit Platinum. It was around 2pm on a Saturday and it was incredibly slow. Maybe 3 girls on…

Fanny's

North Bay, Ontario

Quiet night in North Bay

I was in North Bay for a couple days and had never been to Fanny's, so off I went early evening on a Tuesday. The club is located right off the main highway into town…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

new details

Stopped in while on my new quest to find a replacement for teh missing Olympic Gardens in my rotation although OG does seem to be coming back to its former self. At least partly. Same…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

best place for miles around

Come here off and on for the last few years. Best place for miles around only because there's no other place nearby. Industrial area under a bridge overpass. Might look sketchy but never had any…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

hot girls, lot of aggressive game

What year after going to Lg the night before. What a difference. The girls are way better looking here. But the dances are much lower mileage. This is Vegas so most of the girls have…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

Really not that bad

Low down : This place isnt the best rated club in charlotte. Its not even the 5th best rated club in charlotte. However, I feel this is one of the best clubs in charlotte. Yeah…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Sexy fun

This place is always great to kick back with a beer and watch beautiful women. Not much else goes on. Women are hot and sexy. Dances are low milage with little privacy. I was…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Badass bitches

I went on a recent saturday night. I had a great time. There were quite a few new faces. I haven't been as regular here as i used to be lately, so a few new…

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

Tried again, and it's just as good

I came back to give the club another try, maybe I caught them on a rough day with few dancers. I came in on a Friday around 4 or 5, expecting to stay a little…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Hot Asian Spinner

Went on a Sunday night. Not very busy with few customers and dancers. Spotted a cute, hot Asian spinner (Natia). I had seen her before at Deja Vu COI. She sat next to me and…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Good times in Albuquerque

I was here on a Saturday night a couple months ago. I had my id swiped in a machine. I dont like this but oh well. Foor guy was very helpful. He helped me…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Fun in Tampa

Was in Tampa for work and decided to stay in the Ybor area. Plenty of bars within walking distance to get some drinks before hitting the strip clubs. This is important because at…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not bad, frankly

Visited on Thursday and Saturday. CES time, much crowd. My point of view is that of a single guy - so differs from the opinion of those who visit Spearmint with friends. My comparison is…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Surprising Experience

I came here passing by expecting a dive. When I arrived I was surprise to see it was surprisingly clean inside and not a dive at all. There's a small center stage around the bar…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Amy...Wow

Met Amy for the first time. Have heard she was amazing.....She is!!!! Only works Thursday's and every other Saturday. Customers were buying dances even before she got to work....She was a little…

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Wow Vancouver sucks for clubs

Wow Vancouver sucks for clubs. I had read all the previous reviews and must have had a mental break (or too many drinks) but I wandered in to Brandi's. Took the elevator up…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Rather disappointed

I stop by this club on a Thursday, I understand it was Thursday, however I expected more. The ladies were somewhat unresponsive, they sat around and looked at their phone. They were a couple that…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

Third times a charm?

Went back for another visit with the wife. We both enjoyed ourselves greatly and is still our top pick in Pensacola. With that said, the prices are still a little on the…

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Toe-sucking perverts are cheap

I hear some strange stories from my dancer friends. This is one of them. My dancer friend sat and talked with a guy, who told her how beautiful she was. He asked how much it would cost for him…

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I am gonna get fit this year

https://youtu.be/m0eZTtpIQbI

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Lotto Topping Out - What Will Be Rech's Phase 2?

Well, Looks like the lotto will be up to 1+ billion, maybe even 1.5 billion? Rech, you laid out a solid plan, but what else will you add with that extra 600 million? I think you need to get a case of…

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State of the Union

Did anyone else get the sense that that speech was less a state of the union and more of a lecture?

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Breaking News: Rams and Chargers going to L.A. (at least I think so)

Rams and Chargers to L.A., unless the Chargers act like little bitches then the Raiders go.

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TUSCL Newsletter

On the My Profile tab there is an option with a checkbox asking if you want to subscribe to the tuscl.net newsletter. I have had this option checked, but have never received a newsletter. Was there ever a newsletter? Or…

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A PL bunmer

Meet a dancer for the first time. Have some good conversation. Get a couple pretty good dances. Couple of weeks later? "I think I've seen you here before, right?" This one is actually a rarity. Strippers normally remember "yes he spent…

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Top Heavy Talent

I'm on a mission to find the dancer with the biggest boobs in the Northeast! I'm in Philadelphia but would travel anywhere from Baltimore to NYC for the honor... It doesn't matter to me if they'r real or silicone as long…

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review sorting

I'm doing a lot of traveling so I'm starting to go to strip clubs in areas ive never been to .. so I looking at a lot more reviews than I normally do I have a small rule if I see…

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Next time your stripper complains about her baby daddy...

Give her something thoughtful and useful like this..... http://img.ifcdn.com/images/fafcae95208a680d0b45819a25a5733e7bb4bf1147d1ef52fc6af7613fc897dc_1.jpg

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Strip Club Hypothetical

Say you walk into a strip club and you see someone you know outside the club dancing. Not a family member or anything like that. More like a fellow co worker, but she doesn't do what you do. For example…

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Geography changes mileage and cost expectations and perceptions

When one clubs in places like MA and NY, one can generally expect to pay a lot of money for fun. When I say "fun" I mean OTC, but a similar principle holds for ITC action. And this…

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Playboy mansion for sale for 200 million...

But Hef gets to still live there. Whoever buys it will probably be counting the days till Hef's gone http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/01/11/playboy-mansion-on-sale-for-200-million/78621932/

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Punters flock to massage parlours after visa scrapping causes STRIPPER CRISIS

Switzerland faces a stripper shortage. http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/633553/Punters-massage-parlours-visa-scrapping-stripper-crisis

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Stars gather for Lemmy Kilmister's funeral as he embarks on 'longest tour' to 'g

"During the service, Grohl recounted how he had first met Lemmy at strip club called Crazy Girls and was initially too nervous to approach him." http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/stars-gather-lemmy-kilmisters-funeral-7152556

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Reasons Why You Should Take Your Significant Other To A Montreal Strip Club

Couples are trending. http://www.mtlblog.com/2016/01/reasons-why-you-should-take-your-significant-other-to-a-montreal-strip-club/#

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Club Type vs Features Confusion

Yeah I'm the new guy, thus a noob. I'm a little confused, I notice some SC are listed as "Club Type: Topless" but then notice on that same clubs features "Nude Dancers". So I'm wondering, if the club type is…

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What if Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were a couple?

How fucked up of a marriage would that be? Would this be the biggest lovers quarrel in history? He just made fun of her hair

My First Audition at an NYC Strip Club

I am a new upcoming dancer in the NYC/NJ area. After doing all the research possible and buying shoes and clothes, I decided to finally go and try out. I wanted to go to New York Dolls. I hopped on the bus then subway. I went in during the day for an audition around 1pm. The club is right by the subway on Murray St making it an easy commute. The doorman outside was welcoming, as well as the coat check girl and the security guard inside. Carpeted floors of course, with full bar to the left, and 3 pole stages to the right. Was only about 3 or 4 customers at the time. I…

My Week

Sunday I'm having a pleasant dream for just a minute, and wake up suddenly. I am alive. 6 people are gathered around my bed. "What is your name" one asks. "John Doe" "Where are you?" "Evanston, IL." "What year is it?" "2016". "How do you feel? Any headache?" "I feel really good. Can I go home?" Laughter. "You will, soon." We got the tumor and your pituitary should recover with time. Smiles all around. I have wires taped to my chest, a tube in either arm, a clip on my finger and to my dismay, a catheter. I ask for water which is promptly delivered. I still have double vision courtesy of my left eye. Despite the fact I seem chained to my bed, I am quite comfortable. Everyone…

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When You Fall in Love with a Stripper

I fall in love with a stripper about once a week. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/10/when-you-fall-in-love-with-a-stripper.html

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I hope Dougster is ok!

He was such a fixture when I started posting! I'm not going to defend his rickdugan obsession, but then again rickdugan was a d-bag to me when I started so I'm not very sympathetic to rickdugan! Enough said! I'm not going…

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Exotic Spa but no fuckie

Was browsing good ol' backpage looking for a dancer and I came across this ad. http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/247-opened40-1hour-70-4hands-we-are-sexy-touch-kiss-18/71486871 Here is a screenshot of it if the ad is taken down by the time you get to it: http://i64.tinypic.com/vinpue.jpg Usually in NYC (and NY as…

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Favorite extras (in order)

What are your favorite extras from best to least favorite? Choices: Fingers in vagina (FIV), Bare Back Blow Job (BBBJ), Tittyfuck, Covered Full Service (CFS), Handjob (HJ), Dining at the Y (DATY), Footjob With me it's: •CFS •BBBJ •DATY •Tittyfuck •HJ •FIV •Footjob I spelled it out because some TUSCL…

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Early front-runner for 2016 PL of the year

From a recent review of some POS Vegas club named “Club Paradise” that I was not even aware-of: “... This is my first time in Vegas and I was celebrating turning 50 last night. My friend wanted to go to a…

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a pic of my titties cause i can :)

http://imgbox.com/jHXxrmd5

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NRA has strong message about gun laws

https://youtu.be/qgr2lj7jwr4

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Two girl action

What is the hottest two girl action you have seen on stage in a regular strip club? Any hot off stage action seen? Can girls make out on stage or more or is it always against club rules or illegal?

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Get your guns!

Texas police chief says get your carry permits, get your guns, stack your ammo. He doesnt want you running out of guns or ammo when police need citizens to help defend him and his crew. https://youtu.be/UrnZMbZJtrs

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First night dancing

Would love to hear about encounters others have had with first time dancers. Now, I don't mean a new dancer to a club, but actual first night they have ever danced. In my many years I have seen…

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Have you ever used LDK in a conversation outside of TUSCL?

it would be brilliant if the term caught on more broadly! It still cracks me up! ;)

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Lost Another One

The BBC is reporting that David Bowie has passed away from cancer. Ground control to Major Tom

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Couples friendly

WTF does this really mean? When filling out review forms, it always asks this. Are there clubs around that don't let couples in? If there is and I am in one without a date, how do I know if they…

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Extras

Was wondering if there is a list of strip clubs where extras can be had rregualrly. I have noticed that the state does not really matter sicne In Illinois I have gotten them at several clubs while in other parts…

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I hope i'm wrong

I hope I'm wrong in saying this. But I think its only a matter of time before scores goes the way of Lust & PP. By that I mean pasties/tape on the tit's. What do y'all think

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LDK

I’ve LDKed more times than I can count and never while wearing a condom. Most of the times the dancers don’t comment or even seem to notice. Sometimes they seem pleased (presumably because it increases the likelihood of…

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Suggested activities for trolls to do other than posting on here.

The first one that comes to my mind is actually visiting a strip club but that won't work because most of them don't have enough money to go. That is why they seek attention on here. 1) Hang out at interstate…

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Go 'skins!!!

Need I say more?

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What stripping taught her about dating men

https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/nation/what-stripping-taught-me-about-dating Whaddya think? I have some quibbles, and I also think she's being a bit overly-dramatic and especially one sided in a few of these, but as far as the big picture, don't think she's terribly far off. Any…

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Last night at work

So last night at work was pretty slow, a handful of people came in, but none of the people had a lot of money. I got to meet someone from on here last night. We had good conversation I didn't…

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Marvin Lewis should be fired!

OMG, 5 straight years losing in the first round of the playoffs says something, but Marvin Lewis needs to be held accountable for the thuggish type of play his gangsta not only displayed last night, but all year. It starts…

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8 Real Girls Share Their Most Embarrassing Blowjob Stories!

http://www.gurl.com/2015/08/24/real-girls-share-most-embarrassing-blowjob-oral-sex-stories/#1

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Holy crap! Bungles do it again!

Did you all see the way the Bengals snatched defeat from the jaws of victory? I'm a Steelers fan, but I feel sad for Marvin Lewis! Those two guys should be gone next year.

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SC owned and operated by a woman???

At a divey, rural and middle of nowhere inside a warehouse district SC, which was so divey, the building was turn of the century, large detached woof frame house with a porch and black out windows, a creaky floor, and…

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Police arrest 6 after stabbings outside Minneapolis strip club

Six people were arrested Saturday in connection with an early morning brawl outside a downtown Minneapolis strip club, and at least two men were hospitalized for stab wounds to the head and neck, police said. Security personnel for Choice Gentlemen's Club…

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Condom wrapper in mens bathroom in SC

I walk into a unattended SC mens bathroom (no nightclub style attendant). I use the toilet and see piece of a Trojan wrapper on the ground in the stall. This club has multiple levels of vip rooms (in room type,…

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I want to be a dancer and make good money and have fun

Who thinks dancing at 21 is a food idea not that my age really matters Im just curious what others have to say

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Tattoos and Piercings on Dancers

I'm always curious on how men feel about tats and piercings on dancers? And whether I should maybe remove mine to please the masses. I have 0 tattoos and my belly button and nipples pierced..in general, au natural girls or…

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Shifting urban demographics putting the squeeze on Minneapolis strip clubs

This is my home turf of strip clubs. Pretty interesting main stream report on a factor that's causing clubs to close.BTW: I've had many dances from Buena, the dancer in the lead photo. http://www.startribune.com/well-off-families-are-transforming-the-north-loop-once-minneapolis-sex-district/364175291/

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Black clubs in or near Vegas?

Can anyone recommend black strip clubs in or near Vegas, preferably with extras?

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The Weekend- In the Night. (Strip Club Related)

I listened to the lyrics and watched the video and it seems like an anti strip club song. It's basically saying that strippers aren't there willingly and are depressed about doing their job. However we all know that the girls…

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Abigail Ratchford is topless at last!

First, as a reminder of this bosomy temptress, a YouTube tribute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHr4-Lv3lSQ Now, for you Abi Ratchford fans, here is the first topless pic of her I've ever seen: http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2016/01/sneak-peek-of-abigail-ratchfords-topless-calendar/

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That's some Real Estate...

Back in September Dean’s Gold strip club in North Miami sold for $23.5 million and the new owners have plans to redevelop. This was after Dean himself had sold the land and became a lessor for 16 million…

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Farting to get girls

Farting can be your secret weapon for getting a threesome! Brilliant! https://youtu.be/vZNi0qN1esw

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I need to set up a 501(c)3!

www.nydailynews.com/news/national/bdsm-author-allegedly-lured-girl-small-town-sex-family-article-1.2475835 First, the non-brilliant part! If you're a weird pervert that prints BDSM coloring books you should only bring adults into your polyamorous marriage. This guy brought a 17-year old in so I certainly think he's a first-rate d-bag! However, he gave…

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Two ex-strip club employees sentenced to 16 weekends in jail for role in blackma

These women got off easy. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/women-sentenced-strip-club-blackmail-ring-article-1.2490282

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Sportscenter

I can't watch ESPN. Sports center is so annoying. The worst is the former jocks who get hired by the network.

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Black clubs in Chicago with good mileage

Hey all. Any of the black clubs in chicago have a lot of thick dancers and a private booth?

Baltimore Strip Clubs: Choosing a Gentleman's Club or The Block?

When in Baltimore, you have 2 truly unique options on where to go. The 2 Gentlemens Clubs in the area are Scores and The Hustler. Scores will have the best quality by far.There are some truly real stunning girls. You will frequently find a 10. You will pay a premium for her time and attention. The "hustle" at Scores is far lower than what you will find at some of the tip end clubs in other cities. Often the top girls gravitate toward their regulars. If you are from out of town and pulling a one-nighter, it is fairly easy to solve any problem at a strip club with $$$. Scores is no exception. Simply tip your future ex-wife…

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Private Party Stripper in Miami Needed

I need some help. I have a bachelor party coming up in a few weeks with a bunch of guys heading down to Miami. I need some help finding strippers to do a private show in south beach. If you…

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta away His legacy will be a pizza history thank you, thank you very much

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Well a month's detention before release for El Chapo

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/mexican-president-drug-lord-chapo-guzman-re-arrested/ar-CCitmd?ocid=ansmsnnews11 I think he's gonna be there for a month. Some say a week. The government gotta look like their trying so he has to stay there at least for a little bit.

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A New One For Me

Ok here’s a new one for me. Been “back into the game” more recently and saw a slender and pretty young lady from a club in Charlotte OTC for the second time. Her idea, casual dinner off the clock for…

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Clackport mode

Rech in a recent thread said the kind of girls I like is similar to Papi Chulo mode. While I wouldn't mind some of the girls Papi likes, These are girls that are more my tempo https://www.instagram.com/p/_p8rBYrCwu/?taken-by=bella_potente https://www.instagram.com/p/BAN8oC7JvAK/?taken-by=ayishadiaz https://www.instagram.com/p/BASoFPRtmk4/?taken-by=rosaacosta I call it Clackport mode

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SJG has gone full blown psychopath.....

This is a warning to anyone who converses with him. Go ahead, read his last ten comments. He's advocating the slaughter of Christians. He believes child abuse is HIGHLY prevalent among married couples with children and that he would…

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Doncha just love Floriduh?

DAYTONA BEACH — A mother is facing charges after discarding her child and fighting and urinating on the officers who arrested her, police said. Jennifer Cael, 34, left her child with strangers Thursday evening in the lobby of the Windsor Apartments…

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Got milk? Lemmy made this a month before he passed away.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl3_VPOAFBs

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Dallas 2AMer

Police are investigating a shooting that wounded a man outside a Dallas strip club early Friday. The shooting was reported about 5:15 a.m. outside the XTC Cabaret in the 8500 block of Stemmons Freeway, police say. The victim was shot in…

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Jeweled Butt Plugs

I was in a nude club a while back and paid my cover and went in and sat down a couple rows back from the stage. The dancer on stage was a 5.5-6, medium tits, thick through the middle, biggish…

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Im retiring

From trolling that is God bless Justin

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Why Soccer is the preferred world sport

Here is why soccer is the preferred world sport over the NFL! http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-C1HlpCqVzDU/VCl-YAAz3qI/AAAAAAAABvE/IbtlA1zrX6A/s1600/Girl%2BBody%2BArt%2BPainting%2BFootball.jpg While the NFL has its plastic cheerleaders and various bimbos but in soccer you have fans in the stands in body paint. I pose this question: would you rather sit…

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Corey Galandy Sentenced For Kidnapping Boss, Taking Him To Strip Club

Is it really a crime if you take someone to a strip club after kidnapping him? http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/01/07/corey-galandy_n_8933442.html

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New Orleans strip club workers under 21 see city proposal as threat to their liv

Don't ban strippers 18 to 21! Think of the right of teen moms to support their families! Think of the right of old lechers to stare at naked teens! http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/01/new_orleans_strip_club_workers.html

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Oz

I have noticed my showclub attendance becoming less and less. The whole routine has become boring. Maybe if I was into drugs or drinking, things would be different. It reminds me of when the curtain was pulled and Dorothy saw the…

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Better than zombie squid or zombie fish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekh3hsLpuSI