New Hurley/Quicksilver Shorts

1/19/2016 10:13:42 PM

Was at my local sporting goods store and they finally did it. They finally made shorts paper thin (with zippers on the sides to protect the dinero) from afar look like cool regular cargo shorts that a hipster would wear. I couldnt be happier. Not sure how dancers will feel (pun intended) about this but this is what tips are for. They even had size 42". I cant wait for summer.

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crazyjoe

Colorado

9 years ago

What do you need thin shorts with zippers on the sides for?

pistola

Keepin' it 💯

9 years ago

Zippers are so I can store my money and hear and feel when a gal is trying to rip me off.

pistola

Keepin' it 💯

9 years ago

I never walk in a strip club without $500.

4got2wipe

In a brilliant place!

9 years ago

"Zippers are so I can store my money and hear and feel when a gal is trying to rip me off."

Ace!

crazyjoe

Colorado

9 years ago

Now i get the zipper part but why the thin shorts?

Papi_Chulo

Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

9 years ago

Thin is good – but the material also needs to be smooth – I had some polyester shorts that would really uncomfortably heat-up when a dancer was rubbing her butt on me and I had to stop wearing them and choose other shorts.

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