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New Hurley/Quicksilver Shorts

pistola
Keepin' it 💯
Was at my local sporting goods store and they finally did it. They finally made shorts paper thin (with zippers on the sides to protect the dinero) from afar look like cool regular cargo shorts that a hipster would wear. I couldnt be happier. Not sure how dancers will feel (pun intended) about this but this is what tips are for. They even had size 42". I cant wait for summer.

6 comments

  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    What do you need thin shorts with zippers on the sides for?
  • pistola
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    9 years ago
    Zippers are so I can store my money and hear and feel when a gal is trying to rip me off.
  • pistola
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    9 years ago
    I never walk in a strip club without $500.
  • 4got2wipe
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    9 years ago
    "Zippers are so I can store my money and hear and feel when a gal is trying to rip me off."

    Ace!
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    Now i get the zipper part but why the thin shorts?
  • Papi_Chulo
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    9 years ago
    Thin is good – but the material also needs to be smooth – I had some polyester shorts that would really uncomfortably heat-up when a dancer was rubbing her butt on me and I had to stop wearing them and choose other shorts.
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