A gem in the rough
Visited good old spearmint rhino for about the 4-5th time, but this time I brought along like 4 friends who were new to the strip club scene and it was their first time. There was no parking charge at the time which was like 8pm but when there is it's always 5$ to park. I had 2 LA weekly coupons which pretty much removed the $25 entrance fee but obviously they charged us a 1 mandatory 5$ drink. We go in as a group and we are suprised to see only 2 groups of other PLs 2 people in each group. So there was practically 9 PLs at the time since it was barley 8pm and keep in mind this was the first day of 2016. We took out seats in a large couch where we fit perfectly and got our drinks and watched the little dances they had on stage because there was only 3 girls at the time. The girl Vixxen greeted us all and acted nice but we barely got there so we rejected her politely. Then there was another chick named Gabby or Abby I'm not sure which of the names but she looks like a low end budget of Ava Adams ( Pornstar) she danced then came around asking for dances and since she had big boobs and a big butt I had to give it a go with a test drive at $20 topless. Gives a good grind on the crotch but is very low mileage when it comes to sucking on her tits which she doesn't allow but who knows YMMV. So I told my friends not to get her hence the low mileage. Another dancer Lola was in at the time and when she performed she literally stood there and yelled at our group, and the 2 other groups that if we realized we were at a strip club. Because no one was tipping it was SUPER slow at the time. My group and I laught about it and then she comes around asking if we would show our appreciation (tip) and we didn't because of her rudeness. So we all agreed on not getting dances with her at all lol.. Then Vixxen LITERALLY would walk from pole to pole without even trying to perform to which she then created a gun sign with her hand, pointed it at her head and pulled the trigger basically saying "Kill me now" due to the no tipping and how slow it was. We noticed and laughed about it as well lol.. As the hours go by my friends sit at the tip rail when more girls arrived around 11pm. Then a tall skinny white girl with the meanest ciggeratte breath I have picked up from anybody asks me for a dance ( I forgot her name) at the moment I said fuck it lets see what's up with this white girl. If there was any chance of asking for a refund from that "Dance" I would have asked for it. She literally performed an air dance just standing where all I could do was grabs her hips and ass she was an ROB!.. So after that I go sit down. Then I get a black chick named Megan I believe who I thought I'd try since she was the only black female in at the time. She gives a low mileage soft grind and no boob sucking due to her peircings I guess. I also would have asked for a refund if they existed. As I sit down I was thinking maybe I was just having a bad strip club night because the 3 girls I got dances with where ones I had never gotten dances with before there. My ATFs weren't there. Then as time passes by and more strippers come in I knew I had enough money left for one more test drive and a VIP. Then a dancer starts her performance in which she was the diamond in the rough. A perfect solid 10. Brunette hair ass and boobs! I knew i had to have a dance with her. So when she came around asking for dances I immediately asked about VIP for $150 in which she happily said yes and held my hand as we walked towards the person/cashier who takes the money. So then we're in the VIP and I ask if I can FIV her in which she says "No, that's nasty" and mentally I'm like fuck this might be a waste. Little did I know the joy that would come. She gets on top cowgirl style facing me.. Starts bouncing but to be more detailed it was dry humping against my crotch with hers as I sucked on her boobs and flicked her nipples with my tongue where I noticed her nipples where getting hard. So we're dry humping and she's moaning in my ear the whole time because she was getting FUCKING wet lmao she even showed me because once my JR had taken lift off and was done due to my friendly lap dance pants for better sensation. I told her she could stop because she has given me a happy lift off. Then she worried by asking me if it had been because she thought she got my pants wet with her DNA lmao. Then I gave her a 20$ tip for not letting me leave the club disappointed. won't name her because she's become my new gem. After that happy experience I noticed she went to the changing room to clean up lmaoo as so did I. Then back to the floor I took a seat at the tip rail in which I made it rain a 20$ in singles on Stella I believe? Some cute Asian chick who looks to be in her early 30s maybe. Making it rain on her let her know my appreciation in which she put that ass and kitty in reverse as she twerked in front of my face. I had the front row seat to the sight of some nice pussy. Money goes a long way. My next review could be about another fucking visit here or hopefully for Paradise Showgirls which I'm pretty hyped about visiting. We'll see.
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