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The dachshund system continues

There was a lot of skepticism when I proposed the dachshund system, but I'd like to report on its continuing success! I saw big boobed Bichon Frise mom (new proposed acronym = BBBFM) this morning on little 4got's walk! I'm laying…

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From SW: Stripper mistakes

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?207526-Hustle-Mistakes Our friends on SW having a discussion about "hustle mistakes" strippers make. Any you particularly agree or disagree with? What would you add? Some of the mistakes being cited are things we complain about on tuscl, too,…

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The waiting game.

I said in another thread I don't wait on strippers(I don't usually). I ended up waiting 4 hours for a stripper last night(worth it). Thick as hell with a juicy phat ass. Now I did not wait 4 hours twidiling…

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"Why do you guys come here and buy a couple drinks and sit at the bar?"

This is what a stripper yelled at me across the bar last night. I don't actually do that. I was watching the game and waiting for another stripper. Still I felt offended she would accuse me of being a rock.…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Don't Get Pressured

I'm a southern guy visiting for a trade show early in January. Leave a bar at the casino and a guy offers me the limo ride. Calls driver and says he's got 5 guys although…

NuDen

Ottawa, Ontario

Good for Fun Time

Went to Ottawa recently and since my hotel was in the east end decided to check out Nu Den after many years. The good thing about this club is there's lots of parking but…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Worth the Drive!!!

So based on all the reviews I've read on this website, I thought it would be worth trying this place out, especially since I haven't gone to a strip club in over 10 years.…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Back for a Visit

It had been a few months since I last visited the Sands. I stopped going for a while as my favorite at this club has either quit dancing or has moved elsewhere. The Sands has a…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Better on a marquee night

Back to Peyton's - I check this place out every now and then, largely because it's one of the few clubs in Brooklyn. This time was a Wednesday evening, around 10pm. Slowish crowd, about…

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

GOOD FUN CLUB

This club is in a safe part of town. Close highway access. Free safe parking. I actually went a few times over the last several months. Consistent experience of club.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice time....

My first visit in over a year. The HiLiter is unchanged, as I have said before it's ok but could use a refresher. I arrived at 4:30, was escorted to a table near the stage.…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Hoping some T&A would cheer me up

After the disappointing AFC championship game outcome was hoping a visit to FLB would cheer me up a bit. . Arrived a little after 7($10 cover) broke some bills into singles and walked in. Not…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Nice!!!

This club is located a block off of the College Drive exit in Baton Rouge. Penthouse has valet parking or you can self park for free. There's also a cigar bar which means…

King's Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Too rough for me

I was on the last day of a 3 day trip to Dallas and I had not gotten out this time. Had another guy sharing the car and couldn't get it away from him…

Pin Ups Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Just okay.

The place itself is very nice and clean. Everything looked new...but i dont go to clubs for that. There were 4-5 dancers on shift. NONE of them stood out to me. Most were ugly...and the ones…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Mostly Hispanic club but good value

It's a bit out in the middle of nowhere in an industrial neighborhood but it seemed safe enough. There was a parking lot with an attendant. They charged $5 for self parking, more…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Lunchtime visit

I stopped in this club in the middle of the afternoon on a Wednesday. Given the time, I wasn't expecting much, but they had a good number of girls rotating on and off stage with…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Came to the Blue Zebra last Friday night

Came to the Blue Zebra last Friday night. I was bored as hell and thought Friday night, end of the month. Should be good to hit the strip clubs. Still have a couple passes from…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

WAIT FOR THE RIGHT ONEh

I went here on my birthday to see if I could get any birthday deals. I talked to two black girls who tried to get me to go back, I asked them if I could…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Thursday night review....

Another trip to a local club, with the usual meh results. If you have never been the club is located in a warehouse district surrounded by iron gates. The parking lot is very well lit…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

It's been a while........

What always brings me to Showplace is the fact that I have a business partner who lives relatively close, and sometimes Showplace is just what the doctor ordered. As I walked in, I was…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Very nice Vegas style club with limited extras

I stopped in there on a Friday on the way home from a conference in Mass. It's not the easiest place to get to . The club itself is nice and feels upscale. It's seems…

Roxxanne's

Waterloo, Ontario

Great time, cheap drinks

I went here last Friday, beautiful girls. It's not as high class as the brass rail, it's not as jaw dropping as Niagara Falls clubs, but it's a very fun atmosphere. Very young crowd, lots…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Cf visit

I would agree with other posters that the talent here is all over the map. But that is not uncommon for CF. It is really hit or miss here. I went on a Thursday afternoon…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

First Visit in Years

This was the first time I have been here in several years, and it was very similar to how I remember it. The dancers are very attractive. These are some of the better looking dancers…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

this club is hurting

I travel to St. Louis often. Had not been here for awhile but I did stop in last week and this week. The place does not look good. The girls are not very good looking…

Flavors

Pompano Beach, Florida

Club Flavors - Disappointing

Visited Club Flavors on a slow rainy Monday night. Decided to take a break from Diamond Dolls and Miami clubs to give this club a shot as I was in the area at the…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Back At The Post!!

Ok, so it has been some time. Used to be a regular here and now I'm back. As they say, the more things change , the more they stay the same. Club looks and feels…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

perfect afternoon

I went to the club in the afternoon(around 4 PM or so). I had not been to this club in well over 2 years. I was there for less than 15 minutes when…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

My First BYOB Club

My bro and I went to this club at saturday at about 10 pm. The night time cover was 25$ but with a coupon we just payed 15$ each. It was a nice atmosphere, but…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

VIP rooms

Love what they have done with the VIP rooms. I've been going here for over a year and hated the curtains that didn't always close with the old "private" booths. Always felt like someone…

Red Orchid

Honolulu, Hawaii

Not bad

Visited this tiny club with a bunch of friends as part of bar hopping. There was only 1 dancer at a time and the place is small. However, the staff was friendly and…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Typical visit

I go in for a quick visit, get a private dance and leave. I like this club, it is just as dirty as I like it. My last visit I got a dance…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Accomodating

I think everyone from previous reviews knows this is a private club that was grandfathered in and allows smoking. I've been here hundreds of times over the last 20 years and wasn't expecting to…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Good club but know what you want

There's a lot that can be had here but there are a number of dancers that will try very hard for a premium upsell. Make sure you know what you're getting before you go into…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Anybody home?

Went to Christie's on Tuesday for lunch. Paid $5 cover which included lunch (anything on menu except the steak) but not a drink. Club itself is aweaome, very large and well laid out.…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

So far the best all nude place in central jersey

Outside of Atlantic City or New York City, this is probably the best place to go in New Jersey for all nude and 8+ girls. Went with two friends on a Friday near 10PM.…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Didn't go for the ambiance

The place is nothing to write home about. The girls are mostly average, with a few exceptions, Isabelle is a wonderful girl to talk to, really nice. And there was a very sexy…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Good selection of eye candy.

This was my third visit to BSC. It's important to go with the right expectations. Unless you find the right girl, don't expect high mileage dances. What you can expect is a…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

Mixed bag- but good time

Group of us headed over, had a good time in the end, but some of the dancers were a bit off and pushy. Started with getting champagne and in VIP area, which was enjoyable.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Good times in Miami

I came here aftwr the ball dropped on NYE, and man was it crowded. Parking wasn't an issue and cover was $8 I believe. Not gonna focus on the club itself, as that's been covered…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Wow, no joke

This place definitely lived up to expectations. It is a very normal looking size club. However, on the inside, it is packed wall to wall with customers and dancers - even on a weekday afternoon.…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Another visit

I was in the area of my favorite club and had a quick hour on my hands. I got to the club around noon. The layout has not changed: when you enter the club there…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Nice friendly local club

Came in the afternoon, around 2pm. Very open, plenty of space, not a lot of dancers or patrons - so plenty of room. The club is decent, big stage in the back. The dance areas…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

bad

I been coming here on and off for years and always felt like I got a good value well even better than a good value. That's changed a bit recently with the drastic increase…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Another great afternoon at Bottoms Up

This is my go to club in the Akron area, in the afternoon. Strip club is an old bar, which you have to be bused into at the front door. The Bar is…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Good Times

OK, been a while since I've been in the neighborhood so I topped in. Pretty slow time, about a 1.2:1 dancer to customer ratio. Girls dance two songs getting naked on stage then come around…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Afternoon

I had not been in since last fall. Very quiet days and only 4-5 dancers. It was chilly and most if the girls were wearing a warm sweatshirt unless they were dancing.…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Sunday Night

Came to visit on a Sunday night after a Steele's game. The club had about 10 dancers and with some, the give a shit was pretty low. I did run into one named…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

worth a visit

Have not been here in a while and by virtue of a wrong turn found myself there this time. Stopped in to see how it is. was visited regularly by the dancers.Seems they dance, then…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Chill at the neighborhood bar

Walked in the door just after 5pm and paid a $3 cover. No one yelled out "Norm!" but you know there are some regulars there who get the treatment. Spent the next five…

Solid Platinum

Houston, Texas

Lot of curvy Latinas

It has been a while since my last stop at Solid Platinum. Traffic was horrible today and decided to stop off for a visit at about 6:00 PM. There were 6 - 8…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Tough to Recommend - Read the End

Lets start by saying Lust is the best club in Greenville, say all you want about Platinum, Lust is a far better club. Though the inside is not as big, it packs a better punch.…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Wednesday Visit

I stopped into the Porthole Pub for a first time visit while in Florida for business due to reading reviews on this website. The club is located on the end of a strip mall…

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I want two things you hate about me.

Let's hear it. I want my feelings hurt.

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The Perfect Day

I’m sorry for my earlier depressing post about the ugly women who want to date me. This story is to make up for that. I don’t think I’ve ever told any sex stories about DS II. Until now ..... This…

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Bigtallbonerboy - Here's A Waffle For You!!!!!!

Yummy!!!! https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/JEjG8EW9_pzGaqhDIvhbOR2LLdCmHcNOMfpPbx4hQn4vK7AjH7bdmilIjPD5wHkQvB4f=s630-fcrop64=1,00003ce5fb09edf3

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We have another huge circle jerk 2 discussions down!

Yep that's right John smith has started another Jackoff competition. As always shaylynn is the waffle.

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Joke: Why is a chick like a guitar?

Joke ... Why is a chick like a guitar? Because you can string her along, Play her all night, Put her away in the closet, Until you want to use her again. (I was watching Night Court re-runs tonight. I love John Larroquette's…

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Depressing

I'm going through on line photos of women at match.com Lots of women have messaged me. Apparently I was effective at subtly saying I have money in my profile. And as I go through the pictures there are lots…

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You better sleep on your back tonight or i will

Ya that's right shay

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I have been studying all day

Sorry for no awesome discussions today. Been studying pesticide application methods and I am stumped on this one called "vagicide." Apparently it is used for control of shaiylnns and other pussy related arthropods. Ld50 is low so it's super potent…

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Sorry guys!

I never went back and put the answer to a joke i posted yesterday. It was burried so far back i posted a link. I know, I am a dam tease https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=39998

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Why bother?

Why bother?

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JERSEY

What are the best mixed race strip clubs in jersey?

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I'm too easy.

Today I was at my favorite club minding my own business when this totally nude 8.5 cutie walks right up to me and starts playing with my dick. She asked me to buy her a drink and 5 minutes later…

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"the other man" part deux

Well, today was a total waste of time. My Atf's other regular customer & I had agreed to meet at a sports bar for lunch at 1:00. He had said he had a noontime appointment and might be late.…

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What to do when you forget your ATM card.

Guelph{Toronto} police are looking for three suspects after sparks flew during chase involving a pickup truck using a chain to drag an ATM stolen from a local strip club. Const. Mike Gatto said police received a call Wednesday morning at 6:52…

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Political joke

Q: What do Donald Trump and pantyhose have in common? A: They both irritate Bush.

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Joke: One more time although this one may have been posted in the past

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy... A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes…

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joke of the day

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The…

Politics

Trump

Is it now a certainty Trump is going to get the Republican nomination?

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Dick pics

Rech loves getting dick pics but is shy about asking. Please send all your dick pics to his cell phone at 313 555 5555

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Elephants

What did the elephant say to the naked guy? How the heck do you breathe out of that little thing?

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An incredibly pathetic way to die

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418946/Pantless-driver-dies-ejected-sunroof-masturbating-porn-cellphone-car-rolled-over.html

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Why do men always assume its bad sex?

I get hit on at random a lot by guys, just in town, facebook, work, where ever. And something that always annoys me is when you tell them your taken they automatically assume you have a terrible sex life and…

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Strippers and Friending Them on Facebook

I got a stripper I frequently visit in the club and she wants to be friends on Facebook. We've exchanged real names and as far as I know she doesn't know my last name, but will if I friend…

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On line dating

My psychotherapists on tuscl say that I need a girlfriend. So since this is where I get all of my relationship advice, a couple nights ago when strongly under the influence of some outstanding edibles, I signed up at…

Politics

Trumpkins

Sorry but this Republican isn't very fond of Donald. IMHO he is nothing more than a pussy. Someone that tells the world that "he could shoot someone on the street and it wouldn't affect his ratings" but…

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When I knew...

I knew I had a showclub addiction once I began quickly figuring out how many dances I could buy with each paycheck. I hope this website never gets hacked considering all of the nonsense I have written. When I was younger I…

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The dachshund system works!

For those of you that don't remember, my little dachshund buddy was supposed to get me all sorts of civi tail! Guess who little 4got2usethepapers met yesterday? A little Bichon Frise being walked by a sexy blonde with big tits!…

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Models sue NYC strip clubs

Posing nude for Playboy is much classier than being a stripper. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-strip-clubs-sued-photos-models-article-1.2510430

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Strippers are just the same in China

"After being invited onstage by one of the strippers, the construction worker was promptly looted of the 20,000 yuan in cash in his pocket, SCMP reports. As though that wasn't enough humiliation, upon attempting to halt the thieving stripper the…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

All-star game...

Was in the area and decided to stop by Fantasy's on a Tuesday night. Got there around 9:00, and it was pretty dead...maybe only 10-15 customers and about a half a dozen dancers.…

American Dream

Omaha, Nebraska

Update on the Dream

Went there on a Sunday afternoon to visit a girl who just started dancing there. There were 2 AA dancers and 3 Caucasian dancers. They had Karaoke if you are into that kind of thing.…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Thurs night

I haven't been to this club in several years, but I was in the mood to mix it up after getting a fat bonus for 2015. I parked in the back lot for free.…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Get what you pay for!!!

Ok so if you guys are looking for a place to relax and have a couple drinks this place is pretty good. I went on a Wednesday evening around 7pm and the place was packed…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I was in town on business and thought I would stop in based on the reviews

I was in town on business and thought I would stop in based on the reviews. I went around 3:00pm and there were 5-7 dancers on shift. I paid my $10 cover and…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Frequent Visitor

This review is more of an aggregation of all the times I've been to this club, which has been about a dozen in 6 months. Parking is usually plenty and convenient, unless it's a busy…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Darlings

Returned to Little Darlings again on a Thursday because Thursday has great value with the all $2 drinks special. Cover again $15 as you descend the stairs to the booth to pay. Two things i noticed this…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Fun time with a friend

Went to this club at 2 am and was surprised at the mix of quality level! My friend and I didn't bring beer, which was a huge mistake. Paid the cover and sat down. Watched…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Composite Trip Reports

I cannot stay away from this place. In this composite trip report that covers 3 different nights last month, there was a good blend of beauties from natural to enhanced, early 20's to 35ish Milfs.…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Disappointing

As soon as I sat down after getting a Coke from the virgin bar, two girls approached me and sat down. This was interesting, but maybe they are trying to have witnesses in case I…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Fun, but definitely not the best

First off, it's right off the freeway and easy to find. I arrived at around 11pm and cover was $20. To get a private dance, you need a wristband, which is an extra $5. The…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies Blew My Mind!

I've always been faithful to the Blue Flame Lounge but recently since joining this wonderful community i have read many reviews claiming I have been missing something so I decide to give Follies a try…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

good trip

Not a ton of patrons there which made the stage-side scene a bit awkward. But dancers were generally friendly and accommodating. The club still has sort of a funky layout, but they make…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Nice enjoyable stop while traffic is backed up on 91

Stopped in on a Thursday evening as I saw that the 91 to Corona was backup. The place is easy to see from the freeway but difficult to find as it is in a commercial…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

yawn

This club is conveniently located off the xpway. There is a complex of hotels and a couple of restaurants located nearby. No cover around 6pm..but the downside is only 2 dancers on shift.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Interesting place

Was in Miami for a couple of days. Heard about Tootsie online and wanted to give it a try. As everyone mentioned this place is huge and I would actually add maybe too big for my…

El Camaleon Gentlemen's Club

Akron, Ohio

Farm

I stopped by after work to get a couple beers and see if this place improved since the last time i tried it. The club still has potential as the inside isnt too bad. Couple…

Christie's Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

Closed

This place is permanently closed. It should be labeled as such. I was in the area for business yesterday, and it was locked up, as it has been for a long time. As with…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not Bad - just set expectations low...

You will not find any 10's in this place. But the vibe is relaxed, the girls are not pushy, and there might be some decent looking girls there. Both times I've been, there are…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in Vegas for work and decided to make another trip here! Got there about 9 pm on a Friday by cab, cover was $40!!!!! Also although I know it's for safety I'm not a fan of being patted down before entering! The place was already packed and there were p

Was in Vegas for work and decided to make another trip here! Got there about 9 pm on a Friday by cab, cover was $40!!!!! Also although I know it's for safety I'm not a…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

One of the better clubs in Houston

First, I should say that I love Latina women and speak some Spanish, so that has to be taken into account. There are some incredible clubs in Houston, Treasures, etc. that have…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Not bad

Back when I first started going to strip clubs this used to be my favorite place. Years later many clubs in between, this place is not quite the same. Still not bad, but unless you…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Been back a few times

Been back a few times. Nothing new to say about the physical appearance, although the bathroom is a bit skankier now. There are a lot of girls on even at 3-4pm on a Monday which…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

G.C. on Thursday

Been a while since I visited this establishment. No charge to enter the afternoon and there wasn't even a hostess at the desk. Drinks were reasonable. I don't know what they were exactly as…

Blue Goose

Hawthorne, New Jersey

paid a visit

I get off work at 330 and so I stopped by the bar opened a 4 or so the dancers don't get there until around 450 and don't get on stage until 5 the bar…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Inner Roon never fails to please!

Had another great visit to IR. This time I got some extremely high mileage dances from a looker names Nena. She was initiating mutual roaming before we even left the bar! after six dances with…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

I am not normally a patron of the Akron dive bar clubs so this may be a decent objective review for other out-of-towners

I am not normally a patron of the Akron dive bar clubs so this may be a decent objective review for other out-of-towners. Based on the small handful of clubs I checked out,…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

First time here...

After driving by a few other clubs, this one actually caught my attention from the outside. Numerous colored lights, lighted parking lot right off of 19, I figured this looked like a good spot.…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Cheetah on a budget

Cheetah is the club I go to if I want to just chill and smoke a cigar. It's a very nice upscale club. The projection screen TVs are large and in Hi Def.…

Rhonda's Place

St. Louis, Missouri

Dump bar with dump girls

This place is sort of a dump. It's a small pool hall with a small stage in the corner. Typically the bar tenders are far better looking than the dancers, but that's not saying a…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

1st time in KC

Was in town to watch the Bears v Chiefs in mid October. My Friend and I wanted to check out the strip clubs in the area so I goggled KC strip clubs and found…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Your Mileage May Vary

Went there after a business meeting, walked in after paying a $5 cover. Was immediately informed by the bartender that it's a one drink minimum; no alcohol so I had a water. I noticed about…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Below average in my opinion

I stopped by after reading other reviews. Funny thing about the reviews which is everyone has different tastes and is looking for different things from a strip club. For me, I want a comfortable atmosphere,…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Always a good time

This has been the local bar/strip club in Canton for quite a few years. It is a lot tamer than it used to be but still a great time. Dancers are fun, friendly and most…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Fun doesn't stop

This is more of the Strip Club than the Gatsby's Pub in Canton, the vibe is more up-tempo than the laid back Canton club. I will say the dancers here are quite attractive and very…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Diamond Dolls better than most

I have been to Diamond's 25 times in the last 3 yrs while on golf trips. Its the combination best value for dancer quality, back room action and general atmosphere around. Beers around 6-7 bucks,…

Club 7557

North Hills, California

Will return

This is a bikini bar, no nudity of any kind. Girls are beautiful, skilled, dances are worth the $10. Mostly Latina, some black, some white, some Asian. Mostly 7-10 in looks, a…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

I came here on Tuesday

I came here on Tuesday. One of my homegirls is now a hiring manager and told me to come through for "New talent Tuesday's". I came downtown to the "block". Streets were not plowed fully…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Worth a return visit

I forgot to add this visit to last week's Akron tour. There's a lot to like about Georgie's. The place is usually pretty clean and the $5 bar dances typically high value with lots of contact.…

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, Ohio

Saturday disappointment

Thought I would try this club in Brunswick on a Saturday. I arrived around 5pm on Saturday, Jan. 16 to watch some NFL playoff action and take in some beautiful women dancing. I…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

no girls

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon after a dull trip to Bogarts. I got in free because I asked the Bogart's doorman for a pass. There was a late 20- early 30s dancer on stage.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Worth a couple beers

Got into the area early evening Sunday before all day meetings on Monday. Stopped in to catch a little of the NFC title game, have a couple beers and potentially relax with a little…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

First time wont be my last

Made a short trip to Providence and had a hour to spend and chose to skip desire and hit up foxy ladys. first of all, all the women here are gorgeous both the dancers and…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Why a title? I never see one.

This is an annual pilgrimage for me, though last year some weather interfered. It seems there's been some cosmetic upgrades (ie, carpet, stage). One thing tuscl's page doesn't mention here is the mandatory coat check.…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

205 review

My friend and I decided to head up to Portland to hit up some strip clubs and 205 was the first on the list. My friend had been here a couple times but this was…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

It was ok

I really wasn't even expecting it to be good, it was in the middle of this weird parking lot slash strip mall, and close to a bunch of warehouse looking buildings, but it turned out…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Gold Clob

Stopped by the club at 5:30 on a Wednesday. There were 6 dancers and 6 patrons in the club. Even with the club being dead the dancers were pretty good. All are in…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Fantastic Finish

Got the ole strip club itch, not that kind of itch. So i went to the hi liter to see what was going on. Got my water and seat in middle of floor. Saw a…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

I went there on a Thursday afternoon around 1:30pm

I went there on a Thursday afternoon around 1:30pm. I walked in and they ask for my driver’s license to scan. I said I left it in the car because I don’t like the idea…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was in town for a work related convention and have read about this place on other forums

Was in town for a work related convention and have read about this place on other forums... I'll skip the minor details you can find in other posts, but here's some stuff that's important to note.…

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A somewhat uncomfortable realization

I've been clubbing a lot so far in 2016. Historically I average about one trip a week, but I think I've gone 8 or 9 times so far in January. Cover is only $10 with free lunch and I don't…

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Good night old fuckers. I pity you all. I really do.

Eat more waffles

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Did you hear, a dog was let out to pee, it ran off and ran a marathon, finished

Owner was surprised and says the dog was lazy. The dog was dog tired at the end of the day. http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/25/after-her-owner-let-her-out-to-pee-this-dog-accidentally-ran-a-half-marathon-and-came-7th-5642470/ Story made the national news.

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Just curious...

Seems like everyones style here. Shadow can be the referee and josh smith can write up the parameters of the game.

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So why dont you guys all Jerk each other off onto a waffle and last one to finis

So why dont you guys all Jerk each other off onto a waffle and last one to finish has to eat it?

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Soggy waffles

So why dont you guys all Jerk each other off onto a waffle and last one to finish has to eat it?

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FYI, what people in the porn industry get paid

http://www.cnbc.com/2016/01/20/porns-dirtiest-secret-what-everyone-gets-paid.html

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Nuns lose again.

A strip club in west suburban Stone Park will continue to operate after a Cook County judge on Tuesday ordered a group of nuns and residents to rework their lawsuit that alleges the establishment violates prostitution regulations and is a…

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A decade on tuscl...@gaylin

How does one spend a decade on a webpage like this ? Do they have no life? Did their wife bang the pool boy? Maybe they are addicted to other perverse old men. Either way it seems to be one…

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Pics Please

I'm on night number 3 with no DS and a city with shitty strip clubs. And I just texted with DS II and it'll be almost a week until I can have her glorious body. So I'm horny as…

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Hey! Let's Let Some More Refugeees In!!!!!!

Tragic. https://www.yahoo.com/news/migrant-fatally-stabs-swedish-refugee-centre-worker-police-151706582.html

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Ask A Stripper: Tales From The Pole

I always like hearing a stripper's stories, but I think she misuses the word "reproached." http://tastelessgentlemen.com/tales-from-the-pole/

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If shailyn is the shit then im sewer rich.

That's awesome.

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Lost another one...

Interestingly, they mention at the end of the article that they didn't know what the movie title was... http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2016/01/26/detroit-motorist-porn-movie-crashes-dies/79370556/

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I think we’ve moved on.

We love SC’s but we haven’t been to one in a couple months. We’ve been having a TON more fun going to swinger parties. It’s a hell of a lot cheaper too. People actually talk to us there as well.…

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Mixes

Recently at Heavenly Bodies in Chicago I had a dance with a Blasian, half black / half Asian. The girl was very exotic and sensual. Got me thinking about mixes that I like. First was Phoebe Cates.…

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Mayweather vs Leonard, or Hearns, or Hagler

I say Mayweather 0-3

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Hottest dancer on TUSCL

From what you've been able to seen as far as dancers on TUSCL posting pics, or actually meeting them, who is the hottest dancer on TUSCL to you? I haven't met any of them, so I can only go off pics…

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Why does Shaylin act like he is so cool?

I don't understand this guy trying to clown on everyone. It's like he is ashamed of something(small weiner) or something. What the hell Shaylin? whats your problem buddy? Do you need someone to talk to?

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Stripper or Provider

Having read some of these posts by PLs that have regular OTC partners, I'm wondering what you consider the criteria that differentiates a stripper that provides from a provider that strips? Is it: 1) Where she gets her start? 2) How she makes…

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Cinco de Mayo in LA

I had a discussion a month or so ago about a LA meetup in late March or early April, I just found out I will be out of the country during that time (getting that overseas money!!!), so that doesn't…

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Crazyjoe Vs. Juice

Who wastes more of TUSCL's bandwidth?

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=RzSnmL1mjJw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=RzSnmL1mjJw

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I was gonna remain calm until thursday you asshole.

Ya suck these nuts you old bastards.

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My nuts vs your chin

This equals a large bruise

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I would turn a 10/10 stripper down.

She would have to pay me cause I didn't sign a pre nup.

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Anongirl98 vs phoenix123

Sweet respectful Canadian that tefuses to cuss vs Naughty Jerry Springer girl

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Superman vs The Hulk

Who would win?

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I'll make a mountain of cash on my $125,000 car with my nuts in the photo

Don't make me.

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He who has the cash and car would get laid

That's me shay(-;

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SJG Vs. LDK82

Which one is most likely to have at least 2 prostitutes tied up in their basement?

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Hotstuff69babi Vs. NinaBambina

Battle of the motor city vixens. Which one takes all of your money while you're strip clubbing?

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Lopaw Vs. Rickdugan

Which one is really a lesbian?

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4got2wipe Vs. Bavarian

Will either of these dudes ever get laid in a strip club?

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Dome

Here are some tips from a dancer about getting more head: If you are a dude drink lots of pineapple juice or eat lots of pinapple. It makes your man juice taste sweeter and she will love the taste of you... If…

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Clackport Vs. Missionary

Which one is a shittier rapper?

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Alucard Vs. Dougster

Which one do you miss the least?

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Gawker Vs. Johnsmith69

Which one ends up coming suicide over a stripper first?

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Bigtallboner Boy Vs. Juice

Which one really has Down syndrome and which one acts like a retard?

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Joke of the day

Two gay guys and two leabians race agsi st each other from New York to LA. Who wins? The guys or girls? Let me know in the comments. I will post my answer later today

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The money canon

Has anyone ever seen a money canon in use before? Showed it to my wife and she said that she will "leave me" if I get one. I told her I am getting one.

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Hot Milf Teri Hatcher

Yes or no https://youtu.be/fAywlylw2nU I say hell yes

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A couple wants to make love but...

A couple wants to make love but their son is in the house. The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie " with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with…

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An honest, trustworthy stripper?

Has anyone ever had a stripper who did something in their relationship that reflected no greed, dishonesty or selfishness? How about doing something that was selfless or surprisingly honest? That's a serious question. Some days it seems…

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Props

This guy deserves more props for sure. He is always positive (Brilliant! ) and always nice and funny as hell! He is a great contributor and always a pleasure to read his comments. Give him your props and show…

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This special guy needs some props

Check him out. Let us know what you think https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=513899

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NCAA Basketball - Which Conference Is The Best?

Big 12... But we will see for sure when the Big 12 meets the SEC in a few weeks. ACC is overrated, and sorry Juice but this looks like the worst Duke team in years.

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What could this woman have been thinking?

There is no way this tattoo http://ftvgirls.org/beautiful-bubbly-blonde/ was ever going to look brilliant!

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What I hate

I hate cities with crappy strip clubs. I'm having post DS trip withdrawal symptoms cause the little head is screaming for his nightly show and sucking which he had for an entire week. And there's no strip club…

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Charlotte McKinney

What will she say if you ask her if they are real? https://youtu.be/1pCbB07YMqQ

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Butternut squash

Yes or no

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I'm sory guys I don't no how to act

I'm realy sory guys. I hope you all can fergive me. Sometimes I can't cintrol myself. I hope you all understand. I took my Medicine so im nice now.

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The "other " man

So my ATF has never been my GF and has always been very up front with me about the other guys she's been boffing. There's one regular who has been seeing her almost as long as I (6 years). A…

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Fundamental differences between Missionary and Clackport

I am Clackport's alter ego. While Clackport is cool, there are differences between us. The main thing is I say the things he's too afraid to say. If a hot girl with long hair that you're dating cuts her hair Halle…

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Reg Sabotages My Dances

I was at a SC on Saturday night. I go over to the stage to tip an attractive dancer. She is one of those rare ones who is even hotter up close. She goes around the stage and does a…

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Question about avatars?

How do I get a picture for my avatar? Sorry for joking around on the site the other day too…I don't want to be like all those other assholes. Iwas just joking I promise.

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Should I be pissed about this?

DS and I are doing an organized group activity on our trip together. Afterwards she walks back to talk to the guy in charge, not telling me where she's going or what she's doing. He's a handsome young guy…

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Surf and turf sounds great right now.

I think I'll get some collosal Alaskan King crab legs w/prime ribeye and a little truffle butter to dip into. Also a small piece of fouis gras to go atop my ribeye....I am hard thinking of this

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My job is complete.

I think I pissed off more old perverts than possible on the streets in a matter of 4 days on tuscl. Lick my balls.

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Meterology Curriculum

Ever wonder why so much calculus and physics is required for a degree in Meteorology? How else would they be able to make statements like this: "the snow will not melt until it gets above freezing" True statement from a national weather person…

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Grand Master Juice or Grand Master Nuts ?

For my new chess name online witch one sounds da"bestest ? Thanks, Chuck

Guide to Miami and South Florida Strip Clubs

I am very active on TUSCL via the discussion-board and writing-reviews thus I often get PMs asking me about Miami/South-Florida (SoFla) club info. I am writing this article so I can just point people to it or other TUSCLers can point PLs to it wanting SoFla club info – there are probably 50+ clubs in SoFla so obviously it's counter-productive to talk about all of them or even most of them b/c that wold be like re-writing TUSCL – so this article will focus on describing what may be considered the most popular SoFla clubs that can serve a PL coming-in from out of town (or a local not well-versed in the SoFla SC scene). This article will just describe the mixed-clubs;…

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The haunting of btbb

To all who blocked me... You can't see this, but I will come back in a new, stronger form and you will then experience the fury.

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My avatar is my sweet ass ride ladies...

I will allow you skanks to sit on my car but you must be butt naked.

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The featured entertainer at SUPERBORE !

OK, so we'll be treated to the siren songs of Rihanna. A fine young thing, IMO. Who would like to see a " wardrobe malfunction " with the woman in front of a world wide audience. That should…

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Funny SNL skit on female teacher, male student sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6uvv1aS5_I

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Would you rate such crappy treatment so well?

femflex121 Flashdancers (NYC) 4* Dancers 3* Value 3* Atmosphere 3 1/2* Overall Friday After Midnight visit, Unknown dancers January 24, 2016 • Walked in with a buddy after midnight onFriday. Hostess and host/bouncer a register. I gave the hostess a credit card and ID to pay the…

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Good the Patriots Lost or Bad Denver Won?

This for AFC West fans (Raiders, Cheifs, and Chargers) I hate the Patriots after the "tuck rule" kept us out of the super bowl. Hate the Broncos, but boy am I happy for Peyton

The Do's and Don't of Dislodging a Stripper from a Regular

THE WRONG WAY TO SEPARATE A DANCER FROM HER REGULAR. It was recently suggested on a board at another site that if the stripper you want to spend time with is being monopolized by a regular, then it would be perfectly okay to walk up to them, politely interrupt their conversation, and let the dancer know that you’d like a dance (or whatever…). I strongly suspect that the guy making this recommendation either never puts a lot of real estate between himself and his keyboard, or he’s just trying to see how many guys he can get into hot water at their local strip club. I see that approach as a great way to stir up some bad blood…