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0 To Horny In Less Than 1 Rap Song / Motorhead Sighting.

Damn it's good to be back. I hadn't been to Detroit since mid-September and I was thrilled to finally get back. This time around I stayed in the poker rooms more than the strip clubs, but all is…

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Vocally putting people on ignore?

Do you usually tell people when you put them on ignore? I'm curious about why! There are a few people who I find negative and I've put one of them on ignore because he seemed obsessed with me! I can't remember…

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ANNIE'S MAILBOX: Wife can't trust husband after finding out about strippers

The problem is that strippers are better than wives. http://www.nwitimes.com/annie-s-mailbox-wife-can-t-trust-husband-after-finding/article_16b8bff9-329e-5703-9f36-611111aa87cc.html

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

FG in Reno

Fantasy Girls is located a ways out from the downtown area on 4th. The club is a good sized venue. I paid a $20 cover. Actual prices seem to vary by time and…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Checked this club out on my last trip to Myrtle Beach

Checked this club out on my last trip to Myrtle Beach. There are two buildings on the property, enter the back building. Cover charge $25. This club is BYOB and full nude. It was Saturday night…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Favorite Club

I stopped by Scarlett's on Black Friday at about 2:00 in the afternoon. There was no cover, Bud Light was $3 and there were 4 girls working. I had to go to the…

Dreamers Lounge

Columbus, Ohio

Dreamers

Since Diamond Jim's closed, and I because I had seen a dancer from there the last time I was in here, I thought I'd stop back as the dancer drinks here start at $10…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

Disapointed

I stopped by Platinum on Black Friday at about 3:00 in the afternoon. There was no cover and a Bud Light was $3. There were abut 5 dancers working and 4 were with…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Gave it a Black Friday Go

I needed a break from Black Friday Shopping so I went into Cheerleaders for a beer and food. This is my second time to the club and being the afternoon I didn't think there A+…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Great place to visit.

I stopped by this place on a Saturday night just after midnight. My friends and I were looking for a place to chill out and have a great time. This club did not disappoint! As…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Montreal at it's best

A few friends and I went to Montreal from the states to hit a real strip club and since Montreal is famous for them we when to the best one Montreal has club downtown. First…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Amazing

There are a lot of sexy woman at this club I kid you not. The dances are so worth the money.. I kid you not. The women here make you feel so wanted, and know…

Belle Starr Gentlemen's Club

Box Elder, South Dakota

Law Changes in Rapid City take the fun out of clubs

Back in the Rapid City area for my HS reunion after having been gone for a long time (30 years), as family doesn’t live in the area any more. Only had one night available.…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

First time visit - warrants another visit

Flew into Jacksonville on a Monday afternoon and since I had a couple free hours decided to give Wackos a try. Since this was my first time visiting Jacksonville, let alone Wackos, I wasn't sure…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

Consistent VIP fun in the afternoon

After a rather uneventful visit early on a Friday evening last spring (see my previous review of this club), I decided to hit Elliott's twice more this fall: early on a Tuesday afternoon in…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Midday visit

I had a few hours to spare on a Saturday and decided to visit Club Cabaret for the first time. Easy to park and pretty close off of I-74. No cover for the afternoon.…

Chez Pierre

Edmonton, Alberta

Recent Renovations

The club is much cleaner and updated since the renovations. Lap Dance area now has VIP rooms... But, now its like a smaller and shittier Diamonds. I really liked it when it was an old…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

Friday afternoon at Body Shop

Stopped in on Friday afternoon. I have a lifetime membmership card so it just cost me the price of two waters. About 10 girls on shift. Body shop doesn't have the number…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

How the mighty have fallen

This was once my favorite club. That was over a decade ago before ownership began raising prices on everything and did away with cabaret dances. That was too bad. I really liked the layout of…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Out of all the clubs in the area, this one is definately the nicest within a 30 minute radius

Out of all the clubs in the area, this one is definately the nicest within a 30 minute radius. Majority of the girls are good looking & friendly. I usually head down on a Sunday…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Library Gentlemen's CLub

I have been here a few times but recently was here on a Saturday night. The Club was pretty packed with all types. Most of the girls are pretty hot. The drinks…

The Alibi

Klamath Falls, Oregon

It's alright

Literally the only club in the area so it's got that going for it. Everything else is average. Average dancers (a couple great ones), average drinks, average setting and…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Saturday night

I finally broke down and visited the Spearmint Rhino in Carter Lake. I remember going here when it was Sarie's and I must say they did a lot to fix up the place.…

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Saturday night

I went here after going to Spearmint Rhino in Carter Lake. As a bar, it's OK, but as a strip club, it leaves a lot to be desired. I think they had one…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

The Palomino is a winner

After an obnoxious visit to Glitter Gulch (don't go there, ever, for any reason), I had to assure my girlfriend that the research I did before our last Vegas trip promised a much better experience…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

One of the Better Ones, But Not as Good as Before

In my opinion, this is still one of the better clubs in the area, but it's not as good as it used to be. A few years ago, this place used to be the…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Waste of time and money.

As rightly worded in my title. If you have plenty amount of time and loads of money and if you feel like an idiot then probably this is the place. Not to sound like a…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Two visits and the difference is night and day

I visited the club twice during a recent trip to Texas, both after the inbound flight and before my outbound flight. I hadn't been in five years and needed to see if the place…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Takin care o business

So I was passing by and had some time to kill one very rainy Wednesday afternoon around 3:00 pm. Club is in what appears to be a house on a well travelled road.…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Hit or Miss

I have been to this club on several occasions and I would say it's hit or miss in the day time. They either have about 10 to 15 girls working or none.. When their are…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

The Body Club

Arrived at The Body Club around 10:30 pm on a Tuesday . The parking lot was almost full , but a car left and the attendant found me a spot , and the guy was…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Most dancers in Indy

Visited this place on a busy weekend night. The club is pretty casual more of a "bar" feel with stand alone poles in the middle of the floor - not so many stages. When I…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Club Bristol

I arrived about 3:00 on Saturday afternoon, a couple hours after they opened. The place is about 10 miles from either the Interstate or almost that far from Highway 151 in Sun Prairie. There were…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Unique to the USA

This place is just a little different than any other club in America. The club charges a 20-30 entry fee and you can get an invisible stamp for re entry. So if you…

Showbar

Springfield, Massachusetts

Return

Had not been to this club in many months and I'm glad I didn't. Not sure why its still open. Maybe I'm not lucky and don't come at the right time or day. It does…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Some Fun In Myrtle

When I visited Myrtle in the past, I always tried to stop by the clubs. Some of the other clubs closed so this was the only club I visited. Free parking. Then paid the $10 entrance…

Venus Faire

North Hollywood, California

Not to Bad

This place is not too bad. Its a peep-show style strip club. A lot of parking in the back. The first time I went I didn't know I need to pay a cover charge. The…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

West Park, Florida

Great strip cub but needs better dancers

This really is a good laid back strip club where you can come during the day or night to chill while looking at the dancers do though there. It doesn't matter whether your single, a…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Day shift

Came in on a Tuesday afternoon around 2 o'clock. Maybe 7 to 9 dancers on shift. Drinks are moderately priced I believe five dollars for a domestic beer. Girls were quite friendly a few came…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Gold in Sac

This club is easily located in a strip mall looking building just off of Sunrise. The entrance to the club is through an adjoining porno/sex shop. Pay the $18 cover to the…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Finally hit a good one here...

I was out drinking with some buddies after a round of golf on Wednesday, and we ended up here sometime after 10. Headed straight to the back and paid the cover. Only saw…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Classy Sammy's

2 Dancers, yes 2, and a pretty bartender who was not very smart. I went in around 5 o'clock and saw the blonde on stage, got a drink as she finished. Next was Melissa, the…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Great time at Allure...

I was recently in Canada on business and got to spend some time in Allure. Before I start off with Allure - I would highly recommend you do some homework online before you hit this…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Kind of Crowded at the Bar

I've been by a couple times during the day, but this was a first time for a Saturday night. It was busy. As others have posted, it's a neighborhood bar with 2 stages. It was…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Not bad, not great

Passing through the area and stopped in. Quick impressions: - The bartenders simply can not be bothered. Spent 20 minutes trying to order a beer and still ended up heading off to the…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

lights out

After all the reviews, i showed up a few weeks ago and the first thin i noticed was that it was pretty dark from the outside and there were lots of people outside. This…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Got better later

Went in at around 5:00, thought it was closed as there was only 1 car outside but as I turned in the parking lot 2 girls appeared from inside. I stayed and went to the…

Venus Room

Dallas, Texas

Interesting visit, maybe worth a second try

The Verizon's reviews and descriptions of this club are basically right, but is still didn't quite understand how it all worked and if it would be worth a try. Well, I went and I think…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

Evening at Rustic Frog

I moved to Louisville from Dallas, TX and wanted to try local strip club in this area. On my way back from Casino I stopped at this Club around 9PM, and I was surprised to…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

Never again.

Never. Never. Never again. Just takes one ROB to ruin an evening. Voting with my dollar, I will never go to the SF Garden of Eden again, especially since there are many other options in…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Ended up hitting VIP on Monday

Ended up hitting VIP on Monday. This place is always depressing to go to. Used to come when it was good to go and now is pretty much a ghost town. When I was there…

New Green Frog

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Not very good

Didn't expect much at around 7:00, 3 girls, 2 over weight and 1 skinny Asian. I had read reviews on this place so I was just playing along. The short skinny Asian came over wearing…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi liter

This was my first time visiting hi liter in close to a year. Came in before 5 pm no cover charge did pay for a demostic beer 3 dollars. The place is very dark so…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Back at loco after a year

Dropped by Loco for the first time in a year or so. Looks like they've done a little work on the place, but it still looks like a school gym with tables, but the…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Pleasantly Surprised

Basics: $0 Cover Weds night $8 Stella $20 dances I wasn't sure what to expect from my visit to Peyton's Playpen. It is nestled at the border between brooklyn neighborhoods and an industrial area. Costco is right…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

First time visit

New to the area and since this club has been closed I had been visiting another area club. I was curious since the reopening to check it out. I arrived about 8 on a Saturday…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

Very different SC experience

I visited some friends from college over Thanksgiving in Chicago and we stayed downtown. Wednesday was rather low key for us, but a couple of the guys wanted to hit an SC. I've heard (and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

smoky, but friendly dancers

$10/nude lap dance with 90% two-way contact, VIP private room dance $150-$300 (each dancer sets her own rate, haggling might help, but I didn't try), very smoky, dancers mostly 6-7 with some 9s, of 4…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Club with a lot of potential

I checked out this place again. My go to in ABQ is TDs North - but ATF hasnt been there in a while. This place is oriented around lap dances, mostly in the crowd.…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, Maryland

not what it use to be

The club had undergone some major changes in the last year to keep up with code and the countys attempt to shut it down...what once was a decent sized open space for dancers has been…

The Living Room Dayton

New Carlisle, Ohio

Ok Place To Hangout, Not Your Typical Club

As other reviews have suggested, they've really re-made this place as they've changed concepts to Pinups & Pints, and it's much nicer than the previous version. Still it seems like they're still getting on their…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Good for regulars...

I was done with the work week and had passes from the hotel for "free" admission. The free part is for admission, but still requires you to pay $10 entertainment fee. These cards…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

worst strip club ever

worst strip club i have ever been too....the place looks like it hasn't been remodeled since the 70's...they only had 3 dancers who were nice, but they were not too good on their up keep...it…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Return visit after some time away...

Arriving on an early Friday evening for a drink and to get lost in the scenery, I noticed that I got half of what I was looking for. The drinks were great, the girls while…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

not a bad spot

Ebony Inn catches a lot of slack because of the location, and i will admit, i was one of those people...but in reality, its actually very chill...typical strip and lapdance joint, but every time ive…

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Lap dance with her feet totally off the floor.

Friday in my favorite club one of my new favorites asked me if she would hurt me if she climbed up on my lap. I was sitting in one of those high bar stool type chairs. I doubt that she…

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hotel royal

Any new girls working royal soon?

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What song does this pic represent?

My bet is that Motor will get it... https://bigtengirl.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/6a00d8354f1fb569e20120a8ebe2c0970b.jpg

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What if all the girls were DFKing their customers in the main room?....

Would you stay? I don't think I could handle the sight

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Clean-Living Dancers

We know a majority of ladies in this business are somehow messed up. Drugs are prevalent. Parental issues, be it the dancer with her parents or the dancer AS a parent. Bad use of money. But here's an interesting one:…

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OT: the most-messaged woman on OkCupid

http://www.cosmopolitan.com.au/health-lifestyle/lifestyle/2015/11/online-dating-photo-secrets/ Ok, I don't care about the getting messages part. But if she was a stripper, this stripper looks like a 7 at best. I would get a lapdance from her, especially on a slow Tuesday night. But…

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Ever tell your girl to fuck your friend?

Anyone ever told their girl friend to fuck one of their male friends? It seems that sometimes women want to be "owned". I have not done this. It might be because you just want him to take care of the girl…

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Long term relationships

You ever notice that with a lot of strippers, they're in long ass relationships (at least 5 years)? What does that tell you about strippers and dating?

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My DS wants to meet me, HELP !

As usual i started this DS shit as a parody of JS69 , but over a short period of time i reached out over social media and got her number after wiring $100 of course. Know after some texting and…

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Empire, FOX TV ??? Blaxploitation???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZu1WoD9T7E http://www.fox.com/empire/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_(2015_TV_series) I don't watch television. But I saw something about this on a magazine cover while going thru the supermarket checkout isle. So I've tried to find out what it is. I'm seeing blacks involved in the music business, most having serious…

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ooo god no ? or oooo lord yes ?

https://instagram.com/p/78brshyeC8/

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WTF do you guys do in VIP?

Yesterday I took a hot little number to VIP in my favorite club and found the sofa all torn up. I mean there was a hole in the top of the back that was a foot wide and had 6…

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DFK with BBHJ

How many of you guys love a good session of making out and getting a BBHJ with her fingering her pussy and whipping those juices on your cock as well with her spitting on all over you dick ?

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You know what to do with that big fat butt...

https://youtu.be/rmGx6t9P3rA

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She Won't Say Goodbye

She's been in my head for some time now. The thing though is that she has not been showing up for several weeks now, close to two going to three months. I thought it would be good to just let…

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Heading to Strip Club by Myself for First Time

I have been going to strip clubs twice a month for six years but tonight is the first night by myself. The guy I normally go with isnt available and won't be available for two weeks and I don't want…

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crazyjoe should look into this!

www.egotastic.com/2015/07/shreddies-fart-proof-jeans/ Brilliant!

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Is it fucked up to leaven bread with vaginal yeast?

I'm going to go with "yes" and give a big "not brilliant" to the woman who got a yeast infection, penetrated herself with a dildo, and then made sourdough with the dildo scrapings! Read about it here! www.egotastic.com/2015/11/would-you-eat-vagina-bread/

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Rednecks are GENIUS

25 redneck inventions that are boarderline GENIUS https://youtu.be/IbCIDuOuSD8

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Forget the brownies. :)

http://www.adn.com/article/20151127/throw-some-beans-pot-cannabis-coffee-makers-hope-hook-caffeine-fans

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A Real Sugar Daddy

Last night I got to flight club in Detroit extremely late, I think I walked in the door around 1:30am and they close at 2:00am. It was dead, but the very last set of songs a gorgeous, very young (I'd…

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Turn up

I got a pocket full of pills like i just robed a doctor Bitch Im so high Im a fuckin helicopter X and Mollie got that pussy wet flipper Me and nasty we gonna flip her Work that booty clap those cheeks…

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What happens when the friend group texts your nudie pics. very funny

http://imgbox.com/g/iiOYwkBRuZ

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OT: Now I understand why crazyjoe isn't an astronaut!

Clogging space toilets is seriously non-brilliant! http://space.io9.com/is-a-broken-toilet-in-space-the-worst-thanksgiving-ever-1744841910

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Super-packed Wednesday

The standard - $9.50 before 7PM, optional valet parking, $1 beer before 9PM, free buffet til 8PM on weekdays, 4 dances stages, 2 songs per stage, and most importantly, lots of beautiful Latinas. If Latinas…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Economical club

I've been here few times in the past.. The last time I was there mid November the club was going over some renovations. The club is truly dirty but there are good values in this…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Saffire

Came in late night after going out to XS. Its free to get in when you come to the club in the limo but its two drink min plus service fee, which made…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Probably the nicest in Austin

It was definitely a late night trip for me. Well after I had already seen my fair share of bars but it was definitely worth the trip. Girls were really hot and the place was…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

Very small

Incredibly small. It's deceiving from what you think when you look at the sign on the street. Really if I had been a bit more decisive I probably would have walked right out but I…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Cheap fun but not the best

One of my favorite spots since the demise of the Playpen has been Louies. On this visit, however, not the best experience. Most of the 4 or 5 ladies on shift tended to…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

full but not willing

Been to this place a few times. From slow Tuesdays, busy Thursdays and slow Saturday. The set up is great unless there is a pillar in front of your face the seats have…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Thanksgiving visit

Came here on Thanksgiving afternoon and it was hoppin. This is my favorite club in Providence, RI, because it has friendly ladies and a casual/comfortable feel. The female bartender is very nice and has given…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Good time in Detroit

I've been here a couple times now and it is by far the best club in Detroit. Blows others nearby put of the water. This club has multiple levels and is very well designed.…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Amazing Experience

I had a great visit to the Players Club. I arrived at 9pm on Friday and the place was pretty packed, with about 15 girls working. Several of them were very hot.…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Decent but have seen better

Visited this club on black friday (day after thanksgiving) night. I've been to many clubs in the Chicago area and this one is better than most but i've still seen better. I arrived around 10:30…

Tattle Tails Gentleman's Club

Bowling Green, Kentucky

Not bad with the right conditions

I stopped through here on a Wednesday night around 8pm. It was predictably slow for the day and time but still had about 5 or 6 dancers. It isn't upscale and is small, but that…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Reopened

Saw that he club had reopened and thought to check it out after the three or four month downtime. First, no cover during the afternoon, used to be $3 until 7 pm. Next , got…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Library

Heard about the $2 drink specials with 241 dances Tuesday and went to check it out. Right away I knew it was packed since there were almost no spots left. I went in and got…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

Underwhelming

Went on a Friday night...this has to be the weirdest setup for a club ever. You park around back, almost missed the turn because the alleyway was so tiny off the big busy street. Cover…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

What a dump

This place is shady and dirty. The entrance to the club is through a porn shop. You pay a cover to get in which covers drinks. You regret coming here the moment you…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Downhill

I went to Satin Dolls on a Friday night. I like the lay out of the club. It has a big rectangular bar with good sight lines. The bartenders…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Still a disappointment

Came in on Black Friday away from the shoppers and ... Man it was dead. Read reviews before about this place, figure what the hell (and I was bored) First turn off was the bouncer/doorman,…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Good Place for the Price

Went to AW on a Sunday mid-afternoon. Club was pretty dead with 5-6 dancers on staff. As you walk in the AW store, there are usually a few naked dancers hanging out there. So even…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Eh

Barebones. That pretty much summarizes this club. No Alcohol Served. No VIP Rooms. No touching in the dance area, which is wide open and viewable by all. Without that being said, this…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Same old thing

Had been a few months between visits for me here. Last time not very good and this time only better because a hot time in back. But first off cheep place to drink…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

End of the Road

I came here on a Tuesday evening around 9 p.m. You can only park on the street but the area is not that busy so you should be able to find something fairly close. The…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Declining

Was about 10 months since my last visit. Seeing I was in the area decided to stop. As always plenty of parking with only few cars and trucks. As always no cover in the afternoon. Upon entering even…

LaRoice

Dentsville, South Carolina

Definitely the best black club in South Carolina

Definitely the best black club in South Carolina. Nice setup, comfortable chairs not to mention pretty good food. youtu.be/wmYD_9yt9Gs So I decided to pop in here to see what this was like. First thing I did was…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Let's try this again

While this place has dropped significantly from its glory days, I still manage to find myself coming back. This particular visit was not too different from recent visits, but things finally seem to be picking…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Still the same Blue Moon

It had been a while since I had visited Blue Moon. I dropped in on a weekday afternoon and it was just as I remembered. The club itself is nothing to write home about but…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

Fifth Alarm Review

Been to Fifth Alarm a few times over the years. It's a hit or miss depending on the night. If you catch it on a good night you will have a fantastic time. The stage…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

One of the better Manhattan clubs

Rick's is corporate owned so they are run very professionally and somewhat strict on rules. No cover during the day until 7pm and $20 after. You can probably get a free pass on the same…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Return to the 8th

After a little while away from CA I came back again on business. I was pressed for time but decided I needed to take a trip back to KHVIII to blow off a little…

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

great for extras

So I wound up here just after midnight on a friday and I just figured I would have a beer and see what the place is like as I haven't been here in a long…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

decent place to kill some time at

Interesting place to go if you want to have a quick BJ or extras. It doesn't cost a lot either. The girls are not the prettiest but they make up for it in the VIP…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

What a disappointment! Over and over again!

Heroin thin, spaced out dancers. And those are the good ones. So not worth a trip from anywhere. Like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football that Lucy just yanks away, I try this place again…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

DD Reno

This is a smaller club on a side street just off of 4th. The neighborhood is mostly industrial. The club may attract a slight thug factor late in evening but nothing was noticeable the…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

What a difference in hours

From the outside the Ebony Inn looks like a carryout soul food restaurant. You can order soul food from the store next door. Once you walk in you are in the bar lounge area. This…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Gritty ...

You get what you pay for. I'm a chick who enjoys going to strip clubs. I went with my guy to Dolly's for the first time last night, and we just walked in. There was…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Meh

Was down In jacksonville for wrok, and had some free time. Decided to drop in on wackos and see what fun was to be had. Club is decent, nothing fancy but plenty spacious. 3…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

Black Friday Visit

Decided to visit Paradise City after hanging out with my buddies on Black Friday. Hadn't been here before, but decided to check it out. The place is the definition of average. Nothing awful, nothing great.…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

Friday lunch buffet

I stopped in the Northern last Friday for noon lunch buffet. I have been to the club many times but this was the first time I have been there for the buffet. It turned out…

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Suckie Suckie ?

https://instagram.com/p/3wMtVdxYoM/

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Stripper Boyfriends and the Games They Play

Who was the "genius" who decided to use a 55 year old song to market Fallout 4 http://youtu.be/vgG_iDQsJn0

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McD's

Here I sat all broken hearted, I came to shit and only farted

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Another Yong Black Kid Shot!

But no need for concern. The killer was black too. So this young kid's life doesn't matter as far as those clowns running "Black Lives Matter". In fact, maybe the killer should be praised for "keeping it real".

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Ricky

Did Rickdugan ever ask a bouncer to netflix and chill?

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Just Netflix and chilling with js69's ds

Title says it all! Fuck that faggoy johnsmith69!

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This kid is not going to be very cool when he starts going to strip clubs....

Mom cancelled his World of War account.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

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Porn Stars doing special shows at local stripclub

So there is this porn star named Richelle Ryan, who is set to do a couple of shows tonight and tomorrow night. A lot of times over hyped stuff is usually disappointing. My question: Is it worth it…

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Happy Thanksgiving

The council of ricks (rickthevulture, ricktheshark, rickthetiger, rickdugan, and rick's lawyer) got together for a nice turkey dinner and evening of sharing stories over cigars and cognac. We looked so sharp in our suits that the only way we could…

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funny ways to tell she a stripper

I learned a long time ago that we just are not like other girls lol We enjoy paying tickets and fines with 1's just to make the person count out all the cash. Kinda like a screw you to them. Our…

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Plastic Surgery- Bigger Lips

I am baffled as to why so many women have this procedure. They are obviously attempting to make their lips fuller but, in my opinion, they seem to always look worse in the aftermath. Thoughts?

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OT: Online Gaming Trolling

https://youtu.be/8S2TsE_5DS4 Lol

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Am I being a Stuffy Old Guy?

I recently ran across a dancer's Facebook profile. She is a friend of my retired ATF. I noticed her daughter's name is her dancer name. I think its kind of weird for a hoe to honor her daughter…

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TV Guide and the Today Show want to Netflix and Chill.....

Well, maybe not together but it probably made you say, "What????" As I'm sitting here on the laptop and grabbing a bite to eat before I get back in the yard finishing up all the xmas decorations the tv is still…

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TUSCL.NET: Site Feature Wish List

What features or services would you like to see implemented on Tuscl.net? I'd like the ability to subscribe to certain clubs and get a notification whenever that club is updated with a new review or other changes. I know that a…

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You can buy damn near anything at Home depot. :)

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/Philadelphia_woman_charged_in_prostitution_sting_at_Home_Depot_parking_lot.html

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Addictions

These are generalizations/stereo-types, all of which people blow way too much money on: Cigarettes are for poor people. Starbucks is for pretentious motherfuckers. Buffets are for fat people.

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Netflix and Chill

Didnyou ever ask anyone if they wanted to Netflix and Chill?

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I get PMs like. ..

Pew! Pew! Pew! I shit the bed!

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LEGEND: BRETT FAVRE

watched the halftime ceremony moments ago as brett favre just had his number retired at lambeau, as well as being inducted into the packer hall of fame simultaneously. not many qb's that i have seen in the last 30-35 years…

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how many "o" in the word to ? or too ? tooo ? witch is correct

Help !!!

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Hey all

I hope all y'all had a great thanksgiving. I did every year I host a dinner party for some strippers & their kids. It was another great time. The strippers had degrees in finance, engineering, marketing. Their kids are wonderful…

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I'm giving away a free product idea to drone makers

Make an outdoor automatic drone you can program to stay above or near your yard or property but will automatically detect loud bird chirping and immediately fly towards it while avoiding branches and building overhangs. Then scare the bird…

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Drank aka Purple Mud

https://youtu.be/vBaiweEK6IA

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Finishing tonight off with deserts and movies

https://instagram.com/p/-kUZSWtQUNcLCaN4f10b9gJjcX6bctKVaCYxs0/ How are you guys finishing off this Thanksgiving

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I, too, am thankful for Michelle Keegan

Deserving of her own discussion thread is Michelle Keegan from Manchester (i.e. "Mancunian" - quaint English people!), universally known in the UK as Tina from her role on "Coronation Street". She is 28 and her measurements are 30DD-22-30 (!), though…

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Da juice Mang out does Pee. Nemursus

https://youtu.be/HN2mDy2ixaI

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Juice and his dog at the beach

You gotta laugh at this one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3NOYMzVC3s

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my new tattoo

https://instagram.com/p/-i2DssM9fl/

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Do you get PMs like i do ?

This was from a member that does review's but obviously lurks the board...i will hide his name because i get the feeling his a kool guy Remember i copy and pasted this so read it from bottom to the top I'm doing…

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been eating, drinking all day...how do you feel ?

I feel like this https://instagram.com/p/-czPMLqJ6W/

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What did the streetwalker say when Juice pulled over?

"Are you going to pay me in cash for once, or is it going to be those damn chackin fangers again?"

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Juice on the loose

http://forums.wakeboarder.com/files/chavez_266.jpg

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Why did Juice's turkey run away?

It didn't like the way it was being stuffed

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Smash or Pass

https://youtu.be/Gg81r0VvjmA

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Juice

SMDH

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Juice

SMDH

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Juice

SMDH

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Why did Juice and the turkey get pulled over?

They were suspected of fowl play

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Smash or Pass ?

https://instagram.com/p/-jyR0iNQToDq-XCCj1dPWp14xFl5-G24CmIr40/

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Domination Lapdance (Second Time Around)

It has been a while since I felt this way, but last night was the kind of night I would be spending money for fun. So, I went out with my buddy to have a good conversation about his life. He…

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Healthier weed

Colorado made it mandatory to test weed for dsngerous chemicals before it is sold. Who knows what you are smoking with unregulated weed http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5655fcf4e4b079b28189fb8c

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FML I didn't know this stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_17eFD4v-UE I only knew about #18 tin foil tabs, #9 tiolet seat cover, #4 coke for a corroded car battery. My life has been for not!

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What is your favorite juice spelled word ?

My 1st favorite is band my 2nd favorite chaccan fangars

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This is me in 30 years

This is me in 30 years. If I can become a billionaire by then. http://nypost.com/2015/11/26/sumner-redstone-hungers-for-red-beef-and-sex-ex-girlfriend/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter&utm_source=Sailthru

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What I Am Thankful For

Toned, tanned, beauties in white bikinis http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/michelle-keegan/bikini-photos-in-st-vincent-hq/Michelle-Keegan-Bikini-HQ--02-e1358781050314.jpg

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I WANT TO STRIP BUT NOT SELL MY BODY. HELP!

http://www.houstonpress.com/music/i-want-to-strip-but-not-sell-my-body-help-7956865

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Help!!!

I'm in the strip club right now, and this 250 pound fugly stripper has been posted up on my lap for the past 15 minutes engaging in conversation. She's gonna crush my bones! I don't wanna die! How do I…

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MILF Fetish (with pictures)

I may have mentioned this before, but I have a raging fetish for women who are a bit older than what the typical TUSCL guy is after. While women in their 20s and early 30s are certainly nice, there's something…

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Just ordered my new 4X tee shirt for clubbing

https://instagram.com/p/-hHrTPM1tb/

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How to respond to " what do you do for fun?"

I get this question a lot. Do you just look at her like du bitch ? Or do you fib and say something boss like " i collect stamps"

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Fapping question

Ever b jerking off so hard and fast you get winded ? Is this ok ? Am i still out of shape even after dropping 130lbs? Fuck !

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Don't get it Twisted

I've been preaching recently about the negative side of mind control on these bitches, but don't get it twisted ! Their is a time to sweet talk baby girl and convince her that if she fucks with you you will bring…

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Awkward stage timing ?

I'm not big into stage-tipping and hardly-ever sit stage-side nor do I approach the stage too often for tipping. Sometimes I'll be sitting back and then finally decide to tip the dancer on stage; but by the time I finally made…

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'Bar Rescue' TV show restores four metro Detroit clubs

“Bar Rescue” has been rehabbing in the Motor City. Now in its fifth season, the Spike TV cable series works with bars and restaurants across the country to revamp their image, service and place of business. The first of four metro Detroit…

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Kylie Jenner & Tyga Split: She Dumped Him For Flirting With A Stripper

http://hollywoodlife.com/2015/11/20/tyga-cheated-with-stripper-kylie-jenner-breakup-dating-birthday/

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Any Takers

https://instagram.com/p/-Zv7PlRYsx/

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Rank the bimbos

I you had your choice of celebrity women to spend a weekend with in a not holes barred all sex weekend at a nudist resort who would you want to take our of the following list? Please rank 1st(I would do…

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Another version of Papi Chulo Mode.....

I have done this also.... https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/1506721_424129224464819_4955739094712880710_n.jpg?oh=9e617c63781de40b2f544aaab84e91d9&oe=56DC476E

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Help a brotha out

Alright...I normally don't seek advice but I really need y'all to help a brotha out on this one. Okay. That bird that I wrote about in my article was back in town. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=36694 She proclaimed how much she missed me since…

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OT: What you drinking ?

Im dranking this https://instagram.com/p/-hBegiNQUNJJ_SjL7wW2YsivrY0pToamYQ9GA0/

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My idea of perfect tits

http://lemmecheck.tv/25481/tasha-reign-peels-open-bikini-baring-her-jiggly-boobies/

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OTC Negotiations

So I was at the SC the other night and a dancer I've now took to VIP three times brought up OTC. So I play it cool as I'm not ready to set something up like that night.…

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If the internet was a place...

https://youtu.be/91YpZe1SmNg

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PL of the year award nominee

What's more important: your life, or your throbbin hood? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3333295/Customer-German-sex-shop-burning-ground-rescued-firefighters-refused-leave-reached-climax-Throbbin-Hood.html

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Strip Club Music

As a working musician, I'm usually drawn instinctively to any music I hear, but in a strip club I tend not to pay much attention to it (unless it's too loud to allow conversation) because my focus is always on…

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Looking for a Sugar Mama?

Katie Fogle is divorced and free with $7 million http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/jared-fogle-subway-divorce-finalized-wife-katie-fogle-slams-pedophileforbids-kids/

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Happy Thanksgiving!!

Anyone have plans for clubbing on the holiday? Several clubs will be closed or have limited hours

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Another cocksmen story.

Debated whether to write this because it may simply be construed as bragging. However I go to clubs mainly to run into horny young women that like to play for the fun of it. I completely know the hustle game,…

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It is probably a bad idea to tell a stripper that she should lose weight!

Non-brilliant, but at least it didn't escalate to a 2AMer! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stripper-fat-police-south-carolina_56540c46e4b0d4093a59085a

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Woman allegedly attacked with elk antler after refusing to take man to strip clu

Be assured that this attack did not take place in Manhattan. http://helenair.com/news/crime-and-courts/woman-allegedly-attacked-with-elk-antler-after-refusing-to-take/article_cd0a4bc2-9ff4-5626-b315-d969d486ba77.html

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DS II

This story is for every 35 + year old guy whose fantasy is to intimately make love to an almost unimaginably gorgeous young college student. I am living that fantasy. We've been on a date for several hours but now…

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How to respond to "Why are you sitting here all by yourself?"

My favorite response. " I farted and the stink has not cleared out yet". any others?