Backpage 101

1/20/2016 9:18:15 AM

So I had a friend who hired his first back page prostitue about three years ago now and he totally got fucked. Not in the way you would prefer either.
So he gets the hooker over and she is like "damn it smells good in here, what you smokin on?" And he like I just smoked my last bowl of some sour d. She responds " well you look a little nervous for just smoking, is this your first time hiring someone off BP?" He shamefully admits yes and goes on to pay her the $200 for 30 minutes. Not more than 10 minutes later maybe 5 ( I wasn't there) she said she has more weed in her car "wrapped up in a blunt ready to go." Well my dumbass friend was like hell Ya I'll smoke a blunt and she's like hold on I will go get it. Well folks that sneaky bitch took his $200 and never returned. Aka backpage 101, probably the oldest trick in the book. Not to mention he lived on the third floor of a big apt complex. What would you do in scenario like this everyone? I said we could set her up and I'll call her but then we risk having to fuck her pimp up....let me know your thoughts

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RossVa

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9 years ago

This happened three years ago and you are posting about it now? Sure, just go ahead and give her a call now, I'm positive she'll still be around and come right over. And I am sure it was your "friend" who had this happen.

Bigtallbonerboy

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9 years ago

Well I wasn't going to call now. I am new to this site and was just thinking about it. And it was my friend. Promise

Bigtallbonerboy

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9 years ago

I figured this site is ideal to talk about this matter and maybe you guys would have some insight.

Estafador

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9 years ago

You and your "friend" are stupid. First rule of Backpage 101 NEVER invite a hooker to your house. That's a set up for all sorts of problems. You should have set her up the next day. Though its probably not worth it, especially if your not ready to handle the heat of the underworld. Her pimp probably got a bunch of dudes ready to kill....or not. Well in any case, better to take a loss than risk a fire.

Estafador

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9 years ago

At best write a heated review on that escort review site. That way her business will dwindle profusely.

crazyjoe

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9 years ago

That is a gunny story. I bet it was you and not your friend. Hahahahahahaha

Bigtallbonerboy

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9 years ago

Fuck you crazy Joe!

Bigtallbonerboy

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9 years ago

You are right esta

crazyjoe

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9 years ago

Haha

Dominic77

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9 years ago

lol. It's like the county fair. no stamp for re-entry; no refunds.

Aaron_hip

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9 years ago

Why do you pay before you fuck? You leave the money visible on a table!

crazyjoe

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9 years ago

Dominic for the win

georgmicrodong

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9 years ago

Well, it *was* his first time.

Papi_Chulo

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9 years ago

It's the cost of doing business; sometimes one will have losses – this kinda shit also happens in strip-clubs where custies will pay the dancer upfront for VIP and she'll make some type of excuse (e.g. “I gotta go to the bathroom real quick”; or “I need to talk to the bouncer real quick”) and then disappear with yo $$$ and no services rendered.

That is why it's best not to pay till services are rendered – if she's not fine w/ that the best I'll do is show her I have the $$$ and if she still wants it upfront most times I'll just walk away.

georgmicrodong

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9 years ago

i do exactly the same thing Papi does. Fortunately, it's not so much of an issue any more because I'm a familiar face in the clubs; *somebody* knows I'm not a welcher.

pensionking

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9 years ago

Never pay upfront. Show it to them, at best, so they know you are for real. Offer to tip if everything goes well.

UKfan

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9 years ago

If you are new it is vital that you check reviews. Go to USA sex guide and there are normally reviews and escort discussion there.

mikeya02

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9 years ago

Do you like nuts?

warhawks

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9 years ago

^^^^ Something tells its "just the nuts."

Papi_Chulo

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9 years ago

But no-matter what one does Backpage is often a crapshoot; best to use a website with reviews like TheEroticReview.com

san_jose_guy

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9 years ago

Best to follow Rick Dugan's System, and find your girls at strip clubs. F2F first meetings always best!

SJG

chessmaster

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9 years ago

Nah don't listen to these clowns. Call her back and bitch slap that ho. Fuck her pimp up if need be.

san_jose_guy

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9 years ago

That's right chessmaster, you tell 'em.

SJG

Estafador

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9 years ago

@papi that's the website I was thinking of

IHearVoices

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9 years ago

USASG is the best site for that type of info. I've never used the info all the way, but the stuff provides for entertaining reading either way. One thing I've noticed: the Florida guys are much better at posting and updating than the guys from other states, IME.

Estafador

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9 years ago

@IhearVoices is that because your from Floriduh? -_-

georgmicrodong

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9 years ago

What review sit you use depends on where you are. Some of them are stronger or weaker in some areas as compared to other areas. You just have to check them out and judge.

USASG has the advantage of being free.

san_jose_guy

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9 years ago

Listen to Rick Dugan, go to a strip club and find them yourself. F2F first meeting always better.

SJG

shailynn

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9 years ago

Justine (aka) Juice = Down Syndrome 1 / Bigtallbonerboy = Down Dyndrome 2

TBD - may be the same person.

sclvr5005

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9 years ago

BP is for the bottom feeders. If your serious about seeing a quality hooker use a more reputable service and avoid BP & CL.

shailynn

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9 years ago

I thought hookers can't even advertise on CL anymore. At least that's what Juice told me.

crazyjoe

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9 years ago

Fuck you jackie

just_the_nuts

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9 years ago

Some of you guys are stupid and the other's just crack me up

twentyfive

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9 years ago

Does stupid crack you up ;)

IHearVoices

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9 years ago

@estafador: No, it's because I've read the sections of quite a few states and seen that none of them comes close to Florida. Louisiana's is particularly disappointing. CA and NY are alright, but that's really it. Texas doesn't pop much on there. Sections for smaller places in Florida (Pasco, for instance) get more traffic on that site than the New Orleans section could ever hope for.

Estafador

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9 years ago

@IHearVoices I haven't bothered to go on USASG in a while, but man my boy keeps me informed and phew does he tell me about what's going on in the underworld. Just got some tips on a smoking hot place that I would have never known had my USASG buddy didn't tell me. But good to know that NY is at the very least "alright:" in comparisons to most other states.

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