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Just saw a strip club commercial during the NHL playoffs...

It was for Cheetah's in San Diego, where I'm at. Strange. Yes, it showed a blonde with huge tits

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How Life Should Be:

http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/models/news/a15690/bella-hadid-red-dress-the-unknown-girl-premiere-cannes/ SJG

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I'm afraid

I'm "hiding out" in the Tootsies sportsbar called Knockers - came to see the GS/OKC games that starts at 9 but got here at 7:55 to jewishly avoid the post 8 pm cover. I'm "hiding out" in the sportsbar b/c for…

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That awkward moment...

...when that cute girl you just friended on your "alternate" Facebook account, with a dozen or so mutual friends, most of whom are confirmed escorts and/or strippers, turns out to be the mostly estranged wife of one your daughter's good

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Louisiana to Raise Stripper Age to 21

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/05/18/louisiana-raises-stripper-age-to-21.html

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Money Back

Have any of you ever had a dancer give you some of your money back once you had already given it to her and it was already in her purse? My CF likes to hang with me in the…

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Raleigh, NC - Club advice

Decided to take a road trip from Pinehurst and head to Raleigh any advice on any clubs to visit tonight Wednesday - Thanks!

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Limp Dick

I'm mid thirties and shouldn't be having problems with erectile dysfunction but I am. I hardly get morning wood and no longer get aroused from porn or strip clubs. During a lap dance, I might get a weak erection but it does…

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Detroit News: Police: Man used fake $100 bill for lap dance

From Detroit News: Police: Man used fake $100 bill for lap dance Stephen C. Gidcumb, 32, kept counterfeit equipment, money in parents basement, authorities said. http://detne.ws/1TmjQ3J Why are you still living at home with your parents?…

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Stripper keeps bailing on meeting OTC - what to do?

Hello all, First time poster to this site, I recently met a dancer who I am getting a great vibe from and great dances from - we have exchanged numbers and know each other's real names - I have seen her…

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what's Rong wit dem young and beutifur stripperz

I'm a heavyweight and from time to time I find young strippers ask me out for legit dates and relationships I really don't understand this Some say I'm a funny, confident and handsome for being so heavily Maybe I just understand ppl and…

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Biggest slut

What stripper is the biggest slut you've ever known? Why? Mine is the blow job queen. She tells me stories of all the guys dicks she has sucked. Like the first time in middle school she did her boyfriend…

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Bikini fails

https://youtu.be/bg-CjO5GbFw

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Juice crew home videos

https://youtu.be/wiabY5Lvj2Y

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Stripper web - PL Enlightenment

I had seen this referenced here before. I figured of course there are forums for every pursuit under the sun. I just spent well over an hour there. This is evil in its purest form.…

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ATF

I was talking to a favorite girl during a visit about a week ago to my favorite club. She had stated that another girl hadn't been to work in about three months. I was disappointed because I was hoping to visit with…

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Dupont Strip Club Patron Flashes Knife at Dancer He Wanted ‘Upstairs’

Stripping is a dangerous profession. https://www.borderstan.com/2016/05/17/dupont-strip-club-patron-flashes-knife-at-dancer-he-wanted-upstairs/

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Florida cop who beat up handcuffed strip club worker left unconscious woman unat

What kind of man beats a handcuffed woman? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-strip-club-worker-beaten-unconscious-left-unattended-article-1.2639933

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Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, Shit.

Shit. I fucked up. Again. Actually it was the little head and weed who did it. But, as usual, their crap blows right back on me. Here's what they did. I'm fucking the DC/MILF. She's in the midst of her…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Miss & Hit

I was in the Disneyland area on a Saturday afternoon a little more than a week ago, so I cruised past Flamingo and saw a handful of cars in the parking area. Nothing better…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Once More...

Well I decided to give Carnival another go as I'm not that fond of traditional strip clubs. I guess I want to get in and then get out. I've been coming to Carnival…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

No Warning

I had not been to Chantilly Lace in over a year, but thankfully little has changed. Late Sunday afternoon, so it's no surprise that the lineup is small (two ladies seen and one only heard).…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Head North

Tiger Tail is in the better part of Rockford, in the midst of the majority of the I-90 hotels and facing a fancy steakhouse. But it shares a key disadvantage with the other Rockford…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Slowly becoming the premier club in Atlanta

The Pony itself sits back off the main road; if you miss the massive pink neon pony on the road, you don't deserve to go in. Navigate through the large lot to a barn-like building…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

Laid-Back Place

I have generally been here about once a year, but I had not been to Diamond Jim's/Isabella Queen in a couple of years. About all that has changed is the location of the admission…

Smiles II

Roxbury, New Jersey

Desperate situation

The club has a 4 month ban on the sale of alcohol. Booze won't be available to purchase until September. Cheapest thing is $6.75 water or soda. Went between 5 and 6…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Average Major City Strip Club for the novice attender

Went on a Friday night after hitting a couple bars in West Philly. Was bored heard an add and figured I go check it out. The space is amazing huge club with nice features. Only…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

you got to Check out the Spearmint RHino!

I came in the back entrance you can easily do this byt getting a limo and tipping and waives all admission...YOu enter by a long bar and all kinds of dancers are like 8=10s…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Impressive once again

As I visit maybe 50 clubs a month, I have to come back and say I'm surprised this club is as consistent as it is. When I came here last time, I had good mileage…

Club Pro

Vaughan, Ontario

Upscale looking, decent experience

Went on an off night. Cover was only $2. Interior is surprisingly nice and clean. Server wasn't pushy and dancers were able to pick up on if you were interested or not. $20 cover for…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Eye Candy!

I happened to be visiting Miami again for business and decided to join some friends for some fun. It was a mixed group, guys and gals, from New York and we ended up joining some…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Friday Fun

Finally had a chance to go to Cabaret's Club on early Friday evening. This place is just like everyone described..dark, loud, and somewhat run down. They had about 6 dancers or so and only a…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Slow Friday Visit

Been 2 years since I dropped in on this club. I had some time to kill on a Friday afternoon and was right in the area. Decor hasn't changed, still probably one of…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

You DEFINITELY get what you pay for in this club

Girls:I stopped by this club for Bike Week around 8:30 PM. As the night wore on, the club was soon filled to the brim with women, many of whom I'd rate as 8+. In some…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

First time in 3.5 years

On my way back from Chicago, I stopped at On the Border on Thursday around 9:00. Around 15 girls there, and about that many guys. Sat at the bar and had a beer.…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

WARNING - Possible Scam with Mgmt

Well I usually end with YMMV, but for this experience I'll begin it with that WARNING. I went to Buck's Wild since I had a free admission coupon and to take in their Sunday…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Not the same quality that I remember

Went to Good Guys on a Tuesday afternoon. Haven't been here in about 5 years, so I walked in expeting 6 to 8 dancers rotating on three stages with about 18-20 customers even on…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Nice Club, Nice Girls Fun Lunch Break

Was in Tempe near the club on Tuesday decided to stop in have some lunch and see some naked women. Stopped in paid cover and found a seat. Was followed to my seat by a…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

Been a long time...

it had been a long time since I had visited this place so I thought I would give it a look. I stopped in on a Thursday afternoon. There were about 6 cars in the…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Nice time @ SkyBox, just like old times

Visited Skybox a few weeks ago. Hadn't been there in a couple years+. Not much has changed inside or outside. Not in the greatest area, but not a war zone like it is sometimes portrayed.…

JB's Gentlemen's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

Interesting place

I was traveling through West Virginia and stopped in Huntington for the evening. The club is reasonably decent inside and out. It's not Vegas, but the prices are are not Vegas either. It's less expensive…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Amsterdam in New Jersey

This place really isn't a strip club. It reminds me of Amsterdam except its indoors. You walked in and there are girls sitting in booths. Some are smiling at you and trying…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Love this club

Regularly stop into this club. The seating is great expecially the new VIP areas upstairs. The staff is friendly. Fun DJs. Floormen that do their job but don't harass you. Always an alcohol special. Great…

Starz

Gardena, California

I decided to hit up Starz...

I decided to hit up Starz and King Henry (review to come). Without giving away too much about King Henry in this review, I would say Starz is basically the upscale version of King Henry…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Kinda in the hood, but overall good time

I was in the St. Louis area and decided to try this place out. The neighborhood did not look to be good. Very tall chain link fence around the parking lot and I…

The Den Gentlemen's Club

Cheyenne, Wyoming

Good country hangout

Went in on a Thursday early evening. 10 to 15 customers and 5 or more dancers. All the dancers were cute, if not all pretty, and very friendly. No high mileage, and the staff watches…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Still fun after all these years!

I've been coming to south Florida for at least 10 years and I moved here permanently about a year ago. In all that time, I haven't another club that is truly as enjoyable and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Same ol' Follies. Watch out for the ROBs

Follies is by and far the most popular club in Atlanta. Possibly too popular for its own good. The club is always crowded by 3:00. Basically standing room only from that time onward. Even non-regular…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

2nd visit

This was my 2nd visit. I decided to give this place a second try after an underwhelming first visit. 10 bucks got me in the door.Apparently, there's an annual membership that you can buy, but…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

After checking out Starz, I headed...

After checking out Starz, I headed over to King Henry, it's about a mile away. I'm gonna say the same thing I said in the Starz review, do not walk in this area at night.…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Pub Food

Over a 2 week period I visited the Porthole 5 times in the afternoon. No cover and beer is $3. This place is just like a blue collar local bar, but with strippers. $10 bar…

Secrets

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Midway All The Way

This place is blue collar with a $5 cover and $4 beer. Dancers range from a 3 to 8 and about 50/50 AA & Caucasian. The dancers are very liberal with their hands when asking…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Shipwreck

This place is like entering a hole in the hull of an old, beached shipwreck that was commissioned centuries ago to transport sea hags to the new world. And it is haunted by those very…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

This is the 2nd review I...

This is the 2nd review I am writing on Scarlett's. Visited quite a few times and have unfortunately had to downgrade my ratings a little. As described before they had expanded to give additional space…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

I guess its still the best in AK...

The Bushco is something of an institution in Anchorage and is a mandatory stop for fishermen, oil workers, tourists and locals. Its a decent club with drinks that are reasonably priced ($5-6 beers).…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Left happy

Never know what the quality of dancers are on any given day, or the attitude. Tuesday was a good day. The girls were decent looking and had a nice conversation with one of them. The…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Good all Nude club

Ill start off by saying this is a fully nude club! meaning no alcohol but at least you get to see everything. There is a small cover when i go between 10-15 dollars usually…

Taboo The Ultimate Adult Playground

Half Way Tree, Jamaica

High quality dancers

I went here on a Saturday night around 11pm with a friend of mine. Cover was J$1000 if I remember correctly. There were about 10 dancers on shift, all fit and hot. I was a…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Cheetahs

Visited Cheetahs in Atlanta last week. Free entry with Braves ticket stub - only good thing to come from Atlanta Braves this season - but that is another review for another site. Cheetahs…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Had been about a year or...

Had been about a year or so since my last visit to the club. Pretty slow around six or so when i got there. Maybe 4 or five regulars with a couple of girls. Bar…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Not a Great Trip

This was the first time I walked away disappointed. I came in before the shift change and got one dance from a day girl. She gave the best dance of the night and…

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

Late Night Surprise

I decided to visit Cheeks after a long night with friends and hanging out in downtown St. Louis. I’ve been to Cheeks on various occasions, so I entered the club with limited expectations. In my…

The Den Gentlemen's Club

Cheyenne, Wyoming

Like this club

I've traveled around and danced in quite a few states, this club has a bettter vibe than alot of the other ones that i have seen to, All of the girls that were there…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Sexy dancers, delicious drinks and food, free parking, no cover charge

Private dances available, I recommend Lucky, she will put a smile on your face. Hot bartenders. No charge to get in. Couple friendly. Comfortable seating close to the stage. DJ plays music based on what…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Lots of sexy dancers at this gogo bar. Drinks start at $3. Hot bartenders. No charge to get in. Free parking

Lots of sexy dancers at this gogo bar. 3 poles on stage for the girls to dance on. Drinks start at $3. Hot bartenders. No charge to get in. Free parking in a lot…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Fabulous strip club

I'm a visitor to Atlanta from Canada, and like to visit SCs wherever I travel. Follies lives up to its reputation. I went on Monday and Wednesday afternoon about 1ish, and had two excellent but…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Tuesday afternoon Club Bristol

Stopped by about 1:00pm on Tuesday. 3 or 4 regulars sitting at the bar and a couple of them talking with the girls. No dancers on stage I guess because the guys there were…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Super Tuesday visit

I went there on Super Tuesday where all the dances are 5 dollars. The club is ok but the dancers were really good looking and most of them buck naked. The mileage was not that…

Silk The Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Fun in the afternoon

Stopped by on a wednesday afternoon bout 4. Only one dancer, but she was hot. About 5 guys there, sitting at the bar. Bartender was total smokeshow. Tipped the dance at the stage, she asked…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Paranoid

Went on a Sunday night since I heard it was closing. The place is still open for business, but with a different atmosphere. Girls are more cautious about taking their top off during lap dances…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

7 Train

It has been a long time since I was back in New York. This time I was here for a conference. I think this is one of the better clubs in the area.…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

Decent Small Cluboo

I was in town visiting some family and i stopped by the lamplighter a couple weeks back, once on a tuesday and once on a friday, tuesday i found myself at amateur night, probably…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Re-visit after prolonged absence

After many years of staying away due to personal reasons, I decided to visit this SC since it's not too far from where I live. Arrived mid afternoon on a Wednesday. Paid admission of $15,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies keeps getting better

I arrived at Follies mid afternoon and used the Valet. Despite all the complaints about the valet, I have always had a good experience with it. The valet costs $5, but my car…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Liquor License

Due to all the shootings around Camelot east in the last six months, local ABC announced last week that they are suspending their liquor license...ouch. So you basically got the 30 day appeal process…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Great value for a Virginia based club

This is Virginia, pasties & bikini bottoms best you can get. I like this club as there is no cover, free & plenty of safe parking, beer is decent priced, food is excellent (for…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Constant and annoying drink hustle. The...

Constant and annoying drink hustle. The strippers will rip you off if you're not careful and the male workers will back up the strippers. For the $10 topless dances, make sure you confirm with the…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Continues to be hit or miss

I've been coming here for years and this place continues to be hit or miss. I have been here twice in the last month with very different experiences. They were both on a…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Making a Comeack?

I used to go here years ago when in the Valley but it really started to go downhill...........decided to give it another shot and glad I did. The club pretty much is the same, spacious,…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Wednesday afternoon

Arrived around noon with 4 other co-workers who are novices at Strip Clubbing. Waitresses were numerous and attractive but service was not so great. She thought we were cheap because we all ordered water to…

Main Attraction

St. Petersburg, Florida

Booty bouncers

Fun place to watch big booty black women dance while enjoying cheap-ish drinks. I was told that you can negotiate for extras but I did not attempt to pay for any. Not many of the…

Paper Doll Lounge

Charlotte, North Carolina

Nothing Special

Went on a Thursday night when nothing else was going on in town. Didn't know what to expect as the parking lot wasn't very full. When inside, was surprised by the size of…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

RR

Stopped back down to the Block on an early Thursday evening. Would normally visit Little Darlings but its now closed. So picked Red Room over the other clubs along this side of the street. Beers were $7. Sat…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Saturday evening visit

My last review should have been for Cheetah Hallendale, not Pompano. Apologies. Walked in to Cheetah Pompano on Saturday just before 7:00 p.m. $2 to park and free to get in before 7. I…

Lacy's

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Meh

I went to the club on a Sunday night on my first day in town. I have to say it leaves a lot to be desired when compared to the set up of the Palomino…

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General Election

I am tired of hearing about all of the candidates. I wish they would all just go away.

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TUSCL Gurus, Thank You!

The sharing of your wisdom has been most helpful in preserving my sanity and saving me from wandering the streets aimlessly, talking to myself, yelling at the wind and arguing with birds. What I have learned so far, here…

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Mixing politics & porn

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/conservative-congressional-candidate-mike-webb-porn-habits/

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Are you the grandpa?

I drove my CF Jenna and her toddler to enroll him in day care (Jenna does not own a car). The day care lady showed us around the facility, explaining the features of their operation. As Jenna asked…

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ATF Says I Need to do More - Pt.2

Mexican standoff. (no offense). She says I need to do more. In the real world (I realize the irony here) if an employee is up for a raise, there is an evaluation to determine whether or not an increase…

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Something for Everyone

Watching Jeopardy! tonight It's a celebrity news edition. And there's something for everyone. Anderson Cooper for SJG A hot Lara Logan for the rest of us And a token black guy

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was this guy a TUSCL member?

Lol. http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/05/17/lap-dance-counterfeit-bill/84511402/

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Anybody heard from Rech lately????

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2016/05/17/novi-driver-pot-taco-bell/84482708/

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were you there?

were you there when my great grandpappy sold harlun sanders his first pressure fryer? i dont think so. were you there when my pappy sold jimmie hendrix his first guitar? i dont think so. were you there when i made prince his…

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Daenerys Targaryen nude in Game of Thrones

A very hot scene in the latest episode of Game of Thrones as Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) walks through fire. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3593293/Emilia-Clarke-reacts-spectacular-fiery-nude-scene-Game-Thrones-saying-ain-t-no-body-double.html?ito=social-facebook

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TMZ pic of Charlotte McKinney leaving a nightclub

Chick is not shy about showing what she's working with - damn - what a cleavage: http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/12/charlotte-mckinney-boobs-photo/

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Roller Coaster ride

I just broke up with my stripper GF, it had a lot of ups and downs like a roller coaster. I think every guy should experience dating a stripper, but I don't think I'll do it again. That is all.

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A great pic of a hot girl on the beach.....

While Crazyjoe and Juice blow up the bathroom on the pier..... http://staticvosf5b.lavozdelinterior.com.ar/sites/default/files/galeria_multimedia/pose-2.jpg

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Attributes of a Grade A Hustler

I've heard of guys buying strippers cars, paying their rent, paying for their boob job, buying them houses etc. I would like to think the guys are at least getting sex out of it (some of them aren't). If they're…

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My kind of video game!

I am going to max prestige the HELL outta this game!!! https://www.vg247.com/2016/05/16/doom-reviews-round-up-all-the-scores/

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When will they make one for stripper to men conversations?

http://www.boredpanda.com/real-time-translator-ear-waverly-labs/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook Course, it's fairly easy: Stripper: Hi, how are you? Tran: I want your money. Stripper: You're cute. Tran: I want your money. Stripper: You are so nice to talk to. Tran: Bailing on your cheap ass. ...

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And women say men can't be trusted...

http://i.imgur.com/vNgOyGq.jpg

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San Jose Gay

Doooood. Thank you for you interest. However, I feel inclined to let you know that I like pussy, and, I enjoy pussy, and, by the way, I love pussy.

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If you found porn on your mom's computer...

Would you watch it to see what she is into?

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Transforming a college campus into a SC

If you walk onto a college campus and ask 10 random girls for FS in exchange for $200 how many do it?

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OTC Options

My place is off limits. Her place has a history, and trying not to think about it is a buzzkill. Public is ok, but privacy allows more time for a wide variety of activities. Trashing a hotel…

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Wise words to live by

Platinum Lifetime VIP Membership, yes I'm a member of the Elite of TUSCL My IG account for pictures www.instagram.com/p/_F2qe8NQTP/ "Hi, I'm Juice. Join the Juice Subway Crew. Eat two subs before you eat two subs, and then you eat two more. Watch…

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At least this guy acted quickly

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594439/Newlywed-husband-divorces-wife-hours-ceremony-busy-texting-friends-sex-wedding-night.html

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Juice Crew The official members handbook

"See, I have this picture in my head. Me sitting at the big table, Crazy Joe on my left, Shaylnn to my right, playing In the Penthouse..." -juice In side his new book "The Real Deal" the official juice crew hand book…

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Mitchell Brothers pricing question

Can any of you guys shed some light on this? Mitchell Brothers O'Farrel Theater (MBOT) in San Francisco used to charge $60 for a private room, and then you worked out the cost with the girl for how much…

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Cost of Marijuana being illegal in some states

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-states-losing-billions-marijuana-taxes-20160516-story.html

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What is normal?

???

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Charity Strip-A-Thon

Strippers dance for Alberta fire victims. When I go to strip clubs, I often give money to Charity. http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/fort-mcmurray-has-been-good-to-us-a-look-inside-one-of-albertas-many-post-fire-charity-strip-a-thons

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Rihanna shells out $15k as she hits strip club

I saw Rihanna in her Detroit concert a few years ago. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3593103/Rihanna-shells-15k-hits-Houston-strip-club-opening-act-Travis-Scott-following-Anti-concert.html

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Last Reviewer right on

Agree 100% with last reviewer as I too return to Oasis every once in a while and it can be better. Was there Thursday eve and the new bartender was not attentive at all. Several newer…

Brass Rail

Sunnyvale, California

So so on a monday

I went here on a monday afternoon. I had stopped by a few weeks before but found out that while the club opens at 10, they don't seem to have girls until 1pm. On my…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Playpen

On my way to the airport, I stopped into a couple of clubs that I often visit and both were a little dead. So, I decided to try Playpen. It is very close to the…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Remodeled Dance Floor

Things have changed and I can't say for the better. The elevated main dance area has been removed and the ladies no longer come from behind a curtain or step up to the dance floor.…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Fun time, more of a laid-back feel

It's just a different vibe at CenterFold than you will get at almost all the other Detroit clubs. A bit more laid back and no pushiness on the part of bartenders/wait staff. Parking…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Night visit

This visit is from roughly a month ago on a Saturday night. I arrived around 10 PM. It appeared that business was still slow after the recent violence. Besides me, there were only two other…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

I was in town for work and decided to give this place a try.

I was in town for work and decided to give this place a try, since a buddy of mine recommended it. Honestly, it was not what I was used to in a strip club.…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

So much potential

This club is in a horrible location, but it has sooo much potential. The talent ranges from 3-9, in my opinion. The bathroom is disgusting and there isn't much that's upbeat about the…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Another Pleasant Visit

Over a year later, I was back in the club. The general surroundings and the parking area looked the same as before. Given the location and street appeal, there was no need to…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Solid club in a good area of town

I travel to SF 3-4 times per year, and have been to many of the clubs in town, but the Gold Club is probably my favorite. Not only is it just around the corner…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Kenya and Audi at Platinum Plus Allentown

First time I’ve been to Platinum Plus Allentown. Stopped in during a road trip around 8pm on a Thursday. Amateur contest started later that night but I didn’t stay for it. Parking…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Still the best...but

I usually visit this club in the early to mid evening on a week night and it not very crowded at all. Dancers are very accessible and easy to talk to, and vary in…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Solid club

Great place!! I've been to this club several times. The food is good and bar service is excellent. I've never had a problem with dancers trying to be too pushy for tips here.…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Best Non-Extra SC Experience

Whoa! This place was very impressive. I went here last night after getting stuck in Houston overnight by United Airlines. I thought I would sample the famous Houston strip club scene.…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

A LOT of fully nude hot girls

My first Atlanta Club. There was a range of 6-10's with plenty of all. $5 tip to remove top, $5 more to remove bottoms while stage dancing. Full nude dance for one…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

foxy brockton

It had been a while since I visited the Foxy Lady in Brockton. It's not where you'd expect to see a club, but it's very upscale for the area. The girls are hot and lean more…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Nice Place

This is a club for the higher class of people. If you want ugly ass dirty whores then go to another club. But if you want hot ass fucking girls that are actually worth paying…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Skip it...

This review encompasses three visits over two days. Friday, May 13, 2016: I went in around 9pm. There were 15~ dancers. None of them were to my liking. One dancer looked like she was born a man.…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

Top Quality & Top Prices

Penthouse Executive Club provides a 5-star experience. Upon walking in, you will be ushered into a plush, velvet multi-floored lounge. The first floor is spacious with high ceilings and little alcoves scattered around the Club.…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Great Hangout Spot

This is still a great place to get drinks, hang out with friends and pretty ladies. Some girls are just straight hustlers, while some take the time to chat you up. This place is pretty…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Pretty good

This was my first strip club experience and I guess I could say it was a fun experience! The girls were good looking and they are really friendly! They had girls of all ethnicities black,…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Had business in Albuq downtown and...

Had business in Albuq downtown and hadn't been to KO for a long time, thought I'd stop in and see what was shaking. parking downtown can be a drag during a weekday; meters aren't at…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Good Value for Vegas

Came here on a Sunday, was pretty slow and quiet. Seemed to be a lack of girls but still had the attention we wanted. We usually go to Spearmint Rhino but wanted to…

Kit Kat Club

Portland, Oregon

Great place with overpriced dances

I liked this place a lot minus one simple thing. The dances were way too expensive. This was my first time visiting a strip club in Portland. The atmosphere was great and the vibe of…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I just finished up working here

I am a dancer:) So obviously my review reflects my experience not a customer's. I didn't totally love working here but I didn't hate it either. The club itself is lovely, the stage are beautifully…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Chill Spot for Dances

Been to this club a few times already so this spot must be something good. The initial cover charge at night is $16 ($6 is for your first drink). The club itself is a pretty…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Great Value, Don't go for the interior design.

Love this club. Been too long since I have been there, but nothing has changed in years. New girls, average to hot as hell. I usually go during the afternoon or lunch-ish time. Even without…

Scandals

New York, New York

First Time At New Scandals

Long time visitor of Scandals 1.0. Decided to check out the new renovations. They have been reviewed previously, so I won't get into that... Went on a weekday at around 3:00. Beers were $4-5. I would…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

too early

I had gone here looking to meet up with a specific dancer who I haven't seem in a while. After I got seated I learned IF she was coming in it would be much…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Better Option

Left a club down the road and headed here. Several dancers that I've seen before and a couple new ones. Rider/Ryder looked good on stage. Could have told me she was the…

Danny's

Hanover, Ontario

Ripoff

I haven't been here in a while so when driving by after work I thought I'd give it a try. Last time I was disappointed in the prices. $15.00 for a lame dance seemed to…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Hit or Miss

I go to this club often during day shift, it is hit or miss, you may find 4 dancers where one is hot (7 +), or you may luck out with 7 or 8, where…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

Pure Gold 1 year later

I was in Ontario for my annual visit so I thought I would see how Pure Gold is holding up. Monday, Tuesday until 5 pm and all day Wednesday is $10 a dance and that…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Early afternoon adventures

After reading many mixed reviews I decided to try this club out for myself. I got there around 3pm on a Saturday. It was very easy to get to and parking was right around the…

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Chloe Nicole Stop Club Fantasy

I'm pretty sure that many of you PL's have had comparable experiences. This is one of my favorite porn bids with one of my favorite porn stars. http://www.xnxx.com/video11006794/having_fun_pleasing_cock_at_the_strip_club

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Meeting Juice

Juice says he's going to be in Greensboro NC on Thursday. I'm going to be driving through Greensboro on Thursday. It's a work trip and I don't have a bunch of time but I could stop at a club. Is there…

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These are my second favorite song lyrics about a stripper

But I say that with the caveat that I can't understand what half of the rap songs say about strippers I met you down at the Seventh Veil The first night that I got out of jail Your lips were red and your…

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Tough Game

OKC 108 GSW 102 Who watched ? Any real surprises?

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OFF TOPIC: Thunder win game 1

I will take this time to gloat while it's still here.

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What is/should be the biggest factor in lap dance prices?

Not comparing Atlanta to ny, but Atlanta to Atlanta and ny to ny. Is it: A. Average song length B. Mileage/contact allowed C. Lap dance set up/level of privacy D. Quality of dancers E. None of the above/something else

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Alexandra Daddario is bosomy

Here is a video clip (2:15) of the exceptionally busty Alexandra Daddario getting naked at last on "True Detective". Enjoy! http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dbgp8_alexandra-daddario-nude-in-true-detective_people

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stripper makes out with me

I've known this dancer for a few years now from coming in the club and she knows I'm a real nice guy and I respect women and I am polite! A few times I got her a teddy bear…

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Nathalie Emmanuel Is Hot As Fuck

That is all, carry on. http://faptuary.net/images/nathalie-emmanuel/Nathalie-Emmanuel-Nude.jpg http://free4kwallpaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Furious-7-2016-Nathalie-Emmanuel-4K-Wallpaper-1280x1280.jpg http://www.speakerscorner.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/nathalie9.jpg

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ATF other regulars

How many us care to know how many other guys our ATFs are fucking besides ourselves? Because they are strippers we accept that they bumping uglies with at least a half dozen other PL regulars putting out $500-$1000+ each…

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I was actually Trump's publicist in the 80s

those leftest soros cock-suckers think Trump was pretending to be his own publicist. stupid morons. i was actually Trump's publicist. but i hate the guy because he is such a phoney so i tried to sabotage him. i even told…

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I need help

I am so hard up. I am thinking about hitting Johnny's Hideaway. What is a good night? I missed what happened to Shadow cat. Hope you are getting better dude. By the way how…

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Wow crazy penis transplant

Ok HAD to post this! http://www.azfamily.com/story/31980559/cancer-patient-receives-first-penis-transplant-in-us

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4AMer Florida

http://www.wjhg.com/home/headlines/Okaloosa-County-Sheriffs-Office-investigates-shooting--379579171.html I was there at the time. People are crazy

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State stripper registry

Was hanging out with my brother over the weekend and he was telling me about a conversation he was having with a friend of his that is a state representative (don't ask me his name, he wouldn't tell me but…

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ATF dumped me

11 weeks is all it took for ATF to dump me. ATF was special, she never ever asked for $ until today. She hanged out OTC "just friends" and paid her half of all costs for the dates. ITC in…

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best burner cell phone or cell phone plan?

What is best burner cell phone or cell phone plan one may use with dancers for coordinate meeting them and flirt? A lot of dancer offer me their phone number and asking for mines. I have collect many pretty dancer number,…

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F2M TS Stripper in a Straight Club

I'm pretty sure 'she' was trans bc of the tiny nipples, deep voice, and bulging thing. I like strong women but not into chicks w dicks.

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Trip back on

After my March trip was cancelled at last minute due to sports injury I am now booked to go to Germany/Netherlands on May 27 for two nights This is one club I am definitely going to visit, recent reports suggest in…

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Full-bodied women 2

This is a follow-up to last week's post, and right now I have to admit that, after a weekend that allowed some clubbing, I'm fully converted to a slightly older and thicker dancer than I usually go for.…

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OT: Captain Kirk to take new command

A new ship, with highly advanced propulsion, stealth systems and new weapons systems, has completed trials and is soon to be turned over to it's new crew. Commanded by Captain James Kirk, the new "Zumwalt" will have a crew…

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Posting just to get y'all going

How many of you all post things sometimes just to get a rise. I mean post something controversial just to see where it goes? I posted a thread about extreme precautions before you go clubbing like removing the battery from…

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Something else to worry about

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3592514/Man-fractured-PENIS-sex-describes-horrific-moment-heard-loud-snap.html

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Listerine

A interesting fact on Listerine. Back in 1865 it was used as a surgical antiseptic and also used to sterilize operating rooms.

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Lack of Eye Contact

Lately, I've been hitting the strip clubs more frequently than usual and I've noticed a lot of dancers avoiding eye contact during dances. I can buy them drinks before hand, exchange jokes, gazes, and laughs with them at the table…

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Stripper body language

I notice lots of strippers sit with their legs crossed And flex their leg and rotate the foot in circles and seem to like to tease with their legs and feet do u notice this

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How to get more millage

I've spend stupid money on lap dances, yet really haven't gotten the value. Now I'm not cheap, I don't really care about money it's just an object, but how do I get the best value for my dances?…

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Nina and John

Nina and John went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter Nina came down with two fifty thoughts?

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$350K Club

Since the lack of financial advice on the board from Dougsters departure, how many of you guys and gals (besides Juice, LMN and myself) are still members of the $350K club? I made most of my money so far this year…

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What kind of bitch would commit *mayhem* on a penis?

This kind of bitch... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWsH8-oWEAIBpMX.jpg

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have any of you lived my amazing life?

i don't think so. i gave prince his first assless purple suit. i bet none of you did that. i have talked to real expert scientists about the sexy thong babes on venus that live amongst the dinosaurs. i even…

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She says I'm a secret...

My Atf/DS whatever you want to call her isn't your typical stripper in a lot of ways. We have our monthly OTC dinner date and have been doing so since she was 19. But in her personal life she has…

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Bareback only?

I have this stripper who likes to fuck. I've done it covered with her upon my insisting it, however now she refuses to go covered and will only go bareback stating "It feels like I'm fucking plastic!" Anyone else run into…

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Japanese Ice Cream

The Japsnese have some really strange ice cream flavors Octopus, beer, and hold on....Chackin Wang https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/24-utterly-bizarre-japanese-ice-cream-flavours?utm_term=.ljYKmRQ8N#.mcXdRqJ3n

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How many have asked the wife to join in the fun?

As I've stated before: Wife usually has a 'don't ask don't tell' policy re my activities, with some very basic rules. I'm not a good liar so if she asks I may ask if she's sure she wants…

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Strippers Review Drake, Beyonce, and Prince Songs Zach Schwartz

It's an interesting idea to have strippers review some strip club music. The dancers, however, are not to my taste. http://www.vice.com/en_us/read/striptique-strippers-review-drake-beyonce-prince

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A clip from the past

Thought you might like to see this, maybe some of you remember these girls? Looks like 80's to me and some of those girls look great. http://xhamster.com/movies/6039548/the_cheetah_strip_club.html

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By Request Uranus Interesting Facts

Uranus is a giant ball of gas and liquid with 21 moons. Uranus is unusual because it is tilted 98 degrees to the sun When it's dark, you can see uranus without the aid of a telescope You would not be…

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The stories here are all for entertainment right? wink wink..

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/16/05/15/015246/amazon-and-microsoft-directors-charged-in-prostitution-sting?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

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Good news, bad news, and more good news ( including a DS III sex story)

Good news: DS III is ok. I contacted her through Facebook. Legal consequences of recent developments tdb. Bad news: No threesome tonight. Long story. But prospects look good in the not too distant future. It's worth waiting for. More…

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" Skin Too Skin "

I was at my favorite club on Saturday...And decided to play a sex game, that I've been playing for over 50 years... Call, skin too skin but don't stick it in... The game consist of rubbing , the shaft…

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Shadowcat is back home.

After 13 days in the hospital I came home to night but still have a lot of recovery to do.

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Forward Scout

Someone had to do it. I went to Follies today to calm the dancers and inform management that Shadowcat was on the mend and hopefully headed back home one day soon. One of the managers, there was so…

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Whenever Rick Dugan Thinks of Tom Brady

https://youtu.be/e5HClEzE4ww

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Best Stripper Name

I know, this has been discussed before but what's the best stripper name you have ever heard? The other day I was driving on a rural road and this old strip club that has gone out of business years…

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New Article Posted

For those that read TUSCLer minnow's article of a week ago, part-2 of that article was just published.

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strippers and their laughable taste

why do strippers think they have a refined pallate when it comes to expensive, high-end alcohol? has anyone else experienced this puzzling phenomenon? personally, i think they get their "taste" from rap videos. here is an example, I order a…

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And then this happened in the club last night

It was an especially dead night at my home base club last night. It is openiing weekend for the fishing season here in Minnesota, so that probably played a big role. Dancers were pretty unispired and the vibe was just…

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Attitude and Race

I have certain preferences but race is only one factor, and I usually look at the total package on an individual basis. I'm mixed but people usually eyeball me as white-ish, with something in the background. This is…

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Ancient Aliens tv show, We're all from Mars

Apparently they discovered evidence of weapons of mass destruction and that life could have come from Mars. They also found two sites with radioactive elements left over from artificial nuclear detonations. Plus a great rift that could have…

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Food at the club

I have heard that some clubs at famous for their food, and I have seen customers at clubs who apparently come in just to eat. I recently saw an elderly couple getting a lunch special. Some clubs are…

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Perpetual BBs

For months, no matter what I try as a distraction,I can't stop thinking about this atf, and the boys are seriously constantly backed up no matter what I do, or how often, I am in pain. wtf ?

History of Strip Club Guides, Part 2: Wired In with the World Wide Web

My first internet based guide to strip clubs was Z-bone, which I discovered in 2001. This was a timely discovery since I was making a lot of Los Angeles area business trips then. Zbone.com had been in operation since 1995. Original format would continue until 2011 when replaced by new format. I'll get to that later. Meanwhile, to get topical.. ZBONE I immediately liked z-bone on first glance. There were club reviews by Z-bone himself.(Site owner). Ten Sothern California counties were depicted on clickable map format for reviews. The vast majority of clubs/reviews were concentrated in Los Angeles County, which takes up a lot of real estate, plus a vast population to draw on. The Z-bone reviews gave a good brief rundown,…