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Ministering to Uber drivers

Last night on the way to the club Im talking to my uber driver about strippers. It's a long drive in traffic so I tell him a bunch of the stories. DS I, II, and III. Trips,…

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SNL w/Ariana Grande!

An epic SNL last week. Ariana Grande is probably the best young talent out there, and she made me laugh my ass off all the while thinking about how fun it would be to fuck her. The writers were at…

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Happy belated St. Patrick's day!

www.egotastic.com/2016/03/ginger-round-up-for-st-paddys-day-delights Brilliantly sexy redheads!

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I found some ace baby pictures of crazyjoe

www.radass.com/funny-pics-of-kids/ Can you guess which ones are crazyjoe?

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Bad Decisions

The other night, I snagged myself a little hottie from my local club and thought I was about to have a great time. But things started going south when my normal motel was uncharacteristically sold out. So she…

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Life after dancing.

Let me start out by saying I have no plans of leaving the stage any time soon. I have however been thinking about the day I do and how I would transition. I have danced basically my entire adult life.…

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SI Swimsuit 2016

Just finished looking through the SI swimsuit edition. Underwhelming at best. It's a very weak group. Partially it's because of some weird focus on thick girls. The black woman just inside the front cover for example is…

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Whip Creme?

Did you ever take whip creme in the vip to spray all over your dancer and lick it off of her?

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Getting your rocks off

Do you keep track of all the dancers that get you off in the club? If so donyou have a list on paper, on a computer or tablet, is it password protected? Donyou keep track of how many times with each dancer?

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Who would you rather?

Lap dances or extras, whatever is your poison. Assume the cost is the same: Stripper A is a 9. 19. Gorgeous face, curves in all the right places. In terms of mileage she's good. She should be a dream come true.…

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Phoenix question

The city, NOT a dancer. I'm a little tired of Follies of the Southwest at the moment. What's the best alternative for cute white girls in Phoenix on a Saturday night? And please don't say Bourbon Street cause fake tits…

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Kissing/Proper Etiquette for Kissing

So far in my strip club adventures I've only been kissed once. I'm a big fan of kissing, I would like more of it. I'm constantly reading reviews where TUSCLers are engaging in tongue to tongue with their dancers. I've…

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PP Greenville

I'm thinking of trying out the champagne room at PP in Greenville. What do y'all think

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A Dangerous Precedent?

The 2016 Chevy Malibu has a feature called "Teen Driver Technology" Good for spying on your teens learning how to drive. But what if the next step is "Wife Checking on Husband's Hobbies Tech" Could not be fun for the married

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Strip club’s latest moniker has Mud Hens crying foul

The Toledo Mud Hens--a minor league baseball team--objects to a Toledo strip club changing its name to the Hen House. I object to the headline writer who did not have the "Mud Hens crying fowl." The New York…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

A rare busy time at Fantasys

Have visited the club twice since my most recent review; this review will focus on my most recent visit, which was on a Saturday. Wasn't terribly busy when I got there at 9 pm, with…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time back

Visited after a flight home. It's been years since being back. Only one girl on shift @8pm Friday night. Her name was Caleydra or something like that. Pretty face, nice shape,…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Laid back and fun

I went there on a Tuesday afternoon after a corresponding visit to Diamond Dolls. The club is in a large corrugated metal building off of the road and there is a small sign that…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Friday night visit

Very sad and disappointing compared to good times I had here between 2011 and 2014. Not many dancers so the best ones pick and choose the customers that they want. One of the few long…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great place

Decided to come by on a Friday night at 7pm. Wasn't that crowded, but filled up as the night went on. Girl named Yumi was on stage and decided to hit the tip rail. Skinny…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Still the Best in the Area

This is a Gentlemen's Club, not a seedy dive, and it shows. My most recent visit was on a Tuesday night, and there were at least a dozen girls and only about the same number…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

Monday Night

Dropped by to see a stripper friend that was working at this club and spent the evening with her. Although the club opens at 7 pm, this club really doesn't start getting busy until…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

So it was my birthday weekend so I decided to hit up Sinsaytionals and see what was happening

So it was my birthday weekend so I decided to hit up Sinsaytionals and see what was happening. The first thing I have started to notice about Sins is they HAVE to find a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Nightclub vibe, but still a clip joint

Scarlett's is rather impressive as a club, if you are into the "Miami night club" vibe - and have a lot of cash burning a hole in your pocket - packed with customers dancing, multiple…

Sue's Rendezvous II

Mount Vernon, New York

sues

Heard a lot of about this club, always wanted to visit but it's too far. But I finally did. The 1st negative about this club and other good clubs is they open late…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Another Satisfied Customer at Babydolls Dallas...

In town on business and had a free night before my flight home in the morning, so I figured what better to do with my time than stop in at Babydolls? Pulled in to the…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Sat night visit

Stopped by on a Saturday night. Parking is both valet and do it yourself.... I think it was $3.00 for valet... but parked myself. Entrance had a metal detector, no problem there and no ID…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Again

Stopped in about 2:30 on a Thursday. 4 names on the board - Yummy, Cherry, Rayne and Gianna. Fifth girl Melissa was there too. Seems she can come in when she wants. I really think…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Return trip

I has been a few months since I have traveled thru Jacksonville, and I didn't have a lot of time, so a quick visit to Wacko's seemed the best choice. When I arrived about…

The Living Room Dayton

New Carlisle, Ohio

Medway

I made the trek out to the sticks to check out this place. This is not a place you will casually pass by and decide to give it a try. It’s essentially out…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

Not bad in general depending on what you are looking for

I've been to this place twice with different experiences each time which I'll relate later. First it's pretty clean and new as strip clubs go and second, it's really, really big. So big…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

The usual

Went back here Tuesday night to check out Nikki. The intel here is correct, though I find her a bit pricy for her services. Plus she also talks/babbles a great deal. I'm pretty sure they…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

First time at X4B

I went to X4B for the first time last week. The club looks decent. There is a pole at floor level as soon as you walk in and stage in the back of the club.…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

I haven't been out to Sunset Strip for a long time, so I decided to check it out on a recent Thursday night

I haven't been out to Sunset Strip for a long time, so I decided to check it out on a recent Thursday night. I was informed at the door that it was their VIP party…

Pandoras Platinum

Dallas, Texas

Okay time.

I was in Dallas visiting some friends and we went to this spot as it stayed open late after visiting a dance club next door. It seems like a lot of people liked going to…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Another great time

Love this club. As always, low cover. In the evening often seven, as on this visit, but during the day sometimes $0-3. This was a Thursday so it wasn't super packed with customers but they…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Day Shift Change

I've gone to Ebony Inn multiple times and almost always have a great time. It's a hole in the wall connected to a bar/soul food place but the dancers make up for it. I don't…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Me and a buddy decided to check Rouge out on a recent Friday night

Me and a buddy decided to check Rouge out on a recent Friday night. Rouge used to be my favorite club (not anymore), while it is still a good club, it has fallen off a…

Horse Play

Forest Park, Georgia

A new club with a lot of potential. Don't let your first visit discourage you

ATMOSPHERE- the club is absolutely beautiful- great atmosphere and a Vegas vibe that could definitely accommodate large crowds. Alas, there lies the issue. On a Thursday night, there were only 5-9 girls on the floor…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice afternoon pit stop

This place is what it is, don't go in with Rhino expectations, but the Rhino hustle isn't part of this club either. Cheap beer specials, $7 pitcher, $1-$2 cups of modelo/pacifo. Stopped by…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Good Reason To Drive To Cocoa Beach and Inner Room

I had not visited Bare Assets (BA) for a few years, and realized why I did not want to visit them soon after I walked in. You are better off driving to Cocoa…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

general

Thought i would do an update review for Sunset Strip since i have not been out here in like 5 years or so! The club itself is located in Cedar Hills directly off the freeway…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

It's been back and forth between Dolphin and Spyce as to what my favorite club in the PDX area is

It's been back and forth between Dolphin and Spyce as to what my favorite club in the PDX area is. Right now I gotta say Dolphin. Spyce is hit or miss sometimes. I rolled into Dolphin…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

general

I was a regular at this club back in the day when it was known as the Dolphin! Alot has changed since then including the interior of the club as they did a fully nice…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

general

Thought i would post a review for the Dolphin as i have not done a review in quite a while! My buddy and i arrived there around 8 and were charged a 5 dollar cover…

Skin and Games

Portland, Oregon

general

So this will be my very first review for Club Sin Rock on here! The club back in the day used to be called Jody's an was the first strip club and sports bar combined…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Gotta love this place

Gotta love this place. When theres a cover, its a beer. No biggie, unless you wanna go in and out, checking out the other action in the zone. Plenty of girls to…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A OK place if you expectation is not hihg

I had been this place several times and the quality of girls had been up and down. The worst night there were only 1-3 girls and the best night there were 10+ girls with an…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Two visits

Went to this hometown club on a Tuesday night as I generally do...just happens to be best night for me ..also good because of 2 for $30 VIPs on Tuesdays. This time I texted Stacey…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I was in town for a bachelor party and we came in after it was recommended by some locals

I was in town for a bachelor party and we came in after it was recommended by some locals. The uber driver mentioned that most of the clubs in the area were shut down…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Good management and Good Dancers

VENOM isn't the busiest club in Tucson, but some nights and days can really surprise regular strip club horn dogs! Often the beauty's are of color, and tend to be really sexy in their…

7th Heaven

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Not Surprised

Went after a hockey game on a Saturday night expecting a decent crowd. Got inside and crowd wasn't too small, then realized there were only 4 dancers. The club is set up to…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

;) First stop

I recently went on a club binge. I started off at the perennial Wackos. There I met Kelly, two big'ol fakies. I've met her first at Emperor's, now called Scores- where we…

Dixie Divas

New Orleans, Louisiana

Yikes

I'm not a perfectionist when it comes to dancers. In my opinion, personality can make up for a lot. As can mileage. But even I have my limits, and Dixie Divas found them. A dark…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Back again

After a three month hiatus from pin ups, I visited it again a couple of weeks ago, on a Friday night. Got there pretty late...around 2:30am (note that it's open till 6am or 8am depending…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A pretty slow night!

After a pretty boring time at Vanity Grand (but at least 2 for 1 drinks), I decided to stop by Atlantis around 8 PM. Slower than normal. All girls AA, nothing special, except…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Night Trips

I've been several times, usually from 8pm to 2am. Parking lot is decent, not too dangerous. The area where you pay cover is basically inside the strip club. Cover is only 5 bucks!…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Empty

Stopped in after a good time at Bogarts, good time but no dances.....The girls I wanted spent the whole time I was there upstairs playing hide the salomi!! O well off the Henry…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Portland Tried and True

Acrop is a staple in the Portland strip club scene. Known to have good steaks and hot dancers. It seems the quality of the girls has gone down hill each time I've gone…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Black on Bourbon

If you like black girls and you are on Bourbon this is a good place to stop. I visited a couple of nights in a row. Dancers are good on stage with lots of pole…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Temporarily Closed! Just a heads up

Temporarily Closed! Just a heads up. This place is closed until 4/15/16. I was told this two days ago by a dancer that worked there and confirmed it by driving by yesterday. I was told they are doing…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

Another visit at Grandview

Another good visit at Grandview. I have mentioned location etc details in my previous review. This is a smaller club good to visit if you are in pocono area or traveling through 380. this is…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Get an Eyefull

This is a nice club with as many as three stages going at once. For the first time in my life I saw a private dance machine that you dollars and it counts down the…

Scandals

Pensacola, Florida

Lower $ Pcola Club

Checked this place out on a couple recent Fri-Sat nights. Was renovated a few months age and is now known as Eden. I never had the stones to go here in its previous incarnations but…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Sundays

I decided to go to EI based on a bouncer's recommendation. Let just say I'm very glad I followed his advice. What's so great about Sunday compared to other days. 1. Entrance fee is only…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

it wasn't the worst experience

Went there about 11ish walked in 5 dollar charge with a drink required. With this place there are alot of older woman especially on a Tuesday. First dancer was a taller late 30s she smelled…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

Good night at Scarlett's

This was my first visit to Scarlets in Ft. Myers, I have been to the one around Miami though. I made it into the club around 8pm and planned to stay a few hours…

Sensations Cabaret

Stuart, Florida

Decent quality considering the nature of the area.

This club has changed hands a few times. A lot of the old-timers call it Silhouettes and when I started going there is was Paper Moon. It recently became Sensations Cabaret. It sits in Stuart,…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

High quality. Low mileage.

You can assign your own 'value'. Look at my recent review of a local L A club for comparison. This place is incredible. I drove on a saturday afternoon and parking and access is easy.…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Hidden Secret

Havent been to the place in over a year because there seemed to be limited customers/girls during my last visit. Decided to roll the dice and stopped back and was blown away. Felt like I…

CityScapes (formerly Rouge)

New York, New York

Dayshift is great

I went on a Thursday afternoon (around 1 pm) to check out what dayshift had. I was glad I went because I found latinas and black girls on shift and both drive me crazy. Sat…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

High quality but run like a business

This club was quite a step up when i first entered. Three stages all with dancers going strong, a long bar in the back and even a sushi bar. The decor was nice, music was…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

Hopes for a change :)

So I decided to visit the old southern x since I heard it was under new management/ownership now. When we arrived there were 5 girls maybe 6. They were all decent looking at least 6…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

One day I will learn-- never on a Saturday Birthday celebration

No need in repeating what I previously posted. Update for today March 19,2016. Went in today because an ATF texted me about showing up. Then I received a text from another boasting a Birthday bash…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

Shift change blues

Arrived around 5pm and stayed till 7pm. Only two dancers. Neither went on stage. Place felt dead although there was about a dozen patrons. Seems like some longtime employees may be gone. You can usually…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

This club done went from sugar to shit.

I went this club on Saturday afternoon. Now I have been to this club in the past. It was the best in Washington park. Now , it's bad a place. There were too many white…

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What SJG's great "work and play"' organization will look like.....

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Fat Girls

Fat girls have big tits. I love big tits But they're fat. I don't love fat. I can't decide. What do you guys recommend.

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i agree with cflock

I really do

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I agree with shadow cat

We should not have political posts. It makes everybody all pissy.

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Shortest strip club visit!

Ran in the front door through the club and out the back door. Possibly a world record quick strip club visit? http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/03/toledo_man_tries_to_escape_pol.html#incart_river_home

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eHarmony matched me with Tequila Rose.....

Hmmm...I think I drink too much

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Drama livin da life!

Not a teacher, engineer, scientist, or shop keeper? Who woulda figured? http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/03/aspiring_cleveland_rapper_char_1.html#incart_river_home

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dancer's weight

My ATF was recently fired. Apparently one of the workers told her the manager thought she was overweight. Maybe this was just one excuse they used. She's 30, 5'2 1/2 and weighs around 130. She had a baby 5 months…

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Lunch Time Poll

With a nod to "Heathers", here is today's lunch time poll Is everone's opinion equally valid?

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Former World Wide Technology employee pleads guilty to using company funds for o

http://www.bizjournals.com/stlouis/morning_call/2016/03/former-world-wide-technology-employee-pleads.html

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How to make strippers disappear

Been to Follies twice this week. Seems that when ever the DJ plays a tune and says 2 for 1 lap dances, all the ladies disappear. LOL

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You're a Stripper Teacher

Weed just realized another one of the 700+ reasons that 18 is DS III. I am her stripper teacher. I met her as a brand new dancer who had no clue what she was doing. Her youthful naked beauty…

Diamond Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Diamond's

Not that long ago a friend told me he went to Diamond's on the advice of a cabbie. Right away I knew this wouldn't be good. Taxi's get a kickback fee for bring you there…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Another great visit

Went here on a Monday night. There is a new entry into Mexico since the last time I went. They check your passport and sign a form. It really just seems like…

Roxy's Showgirls

Fort Worth, Texas

Not a bad time at Roxy's

Got to Roxy's about 9 PM after flying in earlier in the day. I was a bit tired, but it was the only night available to go to a club with my…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Love Hong Kong!

This place never disappoints even after coming here for many years. There is just something about this place that no other club in US or the rest of the world can match. Everyone…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

very boring club

I went to visit this club, thinking I might want to work here one day. The manager was nice and pleasent l. He showed me around and explained the tip out. It…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Ok depending on whos working

I visited Lust two nights while I was in Greenville. They have multiple women working but it's not consistent night to night. I was in one week ago and came back the week after trying…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Afternoon Delight

I had a good time with Misty at Synn last November, but noticed she was no longer on their roll call. I tried every day and yet she never appeared on their list. One day,…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by cheetah on a Saturday evening

Stopped by cheetah on a Saturday evening. The club has a valet which makes it convenient to just pull up and walk in. The cover was $10 after 7pm I believe and they don't allow…

Club Cheetah

Corpus Christi, Texas

Not a bad place

I went to this club on a Thursday around 6pm. As soon as I got there a scuffle had broken out between two drunk patrons. They were immediately removed without any incident which made me…

Wild Horse Cabaret

Sparks, Nevada

Maybe it's better on a different night?

I drove out from Reno to check this place out. It was about a 20-30 minute drive from the airport, which wasn't too bad. The interior of this place has a hunting/gaming/cabin feel to it…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

thursday

went to this club for the first time. was visiting with an old buddy so decided to stop off and get a beer. Went in, paid 7 dollar cover. lots of hostesses…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went in Thursday evening and was surprised by how many girls were working

Went in Thursday evening and was surprised by how many girls were working. It was slow when I came in but steadily picked up through the evening. Thursday seems to be a good day to…

Dennis Hof’s World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Mound House, Nevada

About the ranch/saving money/and other info

This is definitely my go to place in the Reno area. Sure, it's 40 minutes from the Reno/Tahoe airport, but it beats going to the nearby strip clubs and spending way too much and getting…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

recent trip to the Rhino Van Nuys

Haven't been to the Van Nuys club in a very long time. For many years this was my go to club as it usually offered a great selection of dancers (maybe just a notch…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Meh

I went back to the Landing Strip after quite some time. It seems like the city of Romulus redid the downtown area and now there are not as many street parking spots as before. Due…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

This place is unbelievably bad - avoid it!

I've been going to this place on and off for more than 20 years. The layout's not changed much, but the furniture is less scuzzy, though still in need of sterilizing considering the regulars…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Worth a stop

My visit was good, and the people were pleasant. I didnt get the bigtime hustle, and was able to be a bit choosy. The girls were on average a 7, but I found a couple…

HT's

Detroit, Michigan

Not Much Has Changed

Well its been at least 10 years since I visited HTs. Suffice to say, nothing has changed. There is still no VIP area and the music sucks! Anyways, I get there round 11ish pm,…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Laid back club

I was in town for a conference and a bunch of us decided to spend an evening on Bourbon St. After a few hours of drinking and partying one of my buddies started to wander…

Kittens Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

Revisit an old favotite

Guys, I passed by this place by accident. It's been years since I've been here. I would go often back years ago when it was the Queen of Hearts and then Ebony Lace. After the…

New Black Lace

Lawrence, Massachusetts

It is okay

Basically it is in the same lot as the adult store and a pizza place in a somewhat sketchy part of town. They sell you lingerie and with a 50 house fee they will model…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

OK

Stopped in on a Friday night. Expect this place is much more busy in the Summer when the IL people are up at their lake homes and golfing. Think cover was 10.…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Daytime visit

Stopped by on a Thursday. Talked to Farrah, smoking hot as always, she said there were 32 girls working. They are definitely getting some new talent. Talked to a few others from…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Definitely one of the best in town

I was back to Tampa, and I back to Odyssey... it was certainly a fun night. 2001-Odyssey's reputation as a go-to place is deserved (depending, of course, on exactly what you are looking for) (and on…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Robotic stage shows

I have been to flash dancers many times and while the quality of girl is always very high the lapdances are hit and miss. You can get great mileage in the right corners of…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Criket

I had not been to the Criket in over a year, but I was passing by and decided to stop in. The address is on Michigan Avenue, but you need to turn on the…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

FOA Wednesday

Went to this club s few weeks back. Ubered so did not pay for parking. Arrived about 10 with my homeboy. We paid $20 each to get in. Pretty steep but dances on wednesdays are…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Still my favorite place in Phoenix

I try and get out at least once a month to check out the clubs around town, but the one club I keep returning to is Hi-liter. This place is hands down fun.…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Good selection, interesting layout

If you are in this neck of Queens, there isn't much going on. The bar is interesting in that the girls will dance several at a time on a stage that is inside the…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Polished...a little *too* polished

If a strip club could be a corporation, and every employee was precisely on-point with every word that came out of their mouth, that strip club would be Delilah's. Spontaneity only *seems* like the…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Fun place, but a little dingy

Was here Tuesday and Wednesday with my friend. We both brought considerable money and were looking for OTC situations with the right girls. It was slow on both nights and we were swarmed…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

its getting old now.. need to revive club

It's a nice club but it is now not up-to same level as it was earlier. been to so many clubs across US and now this business have reached a different level and this club…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Second vist

Stopped in this time at 8:30 this time. I was to early the first time. The dancers really do not get here until past 8:00. Please note this place is only accessible southbound from Rt…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Great place, looks like the cleaned the place up a little bit

It appears that the things that were going on inside the club before, aren't anymore. Girls there told me that they fired a lot of the girls doing extras inside the club, now the…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

It's been awhile

Recently my wife expressed interest in going to a strip club. I had only been to a few in Nashville and the one I had been to the most was DeJa Vu. This had been…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Unfriendly Spics

Maybe it was because it was St Patricks day and maybe the girls made "SOOOO much money" that they felt they didnt have to work, but I sat there, along with other men, falling asleep…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

2nd Go

Decided to give this place a second chance. Reading everyone else's reviews I knew I must have just had a bad day. I skipped work on a Wednesday and made my way down…

Tommi Knockers

Topeka, Kansas

Just above sasnak

From the outside the place looks like a trashy biker bar. On the inside, not much difference. This is your in the middle of no-where hole in the wall club. Very small, friendly staff but…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Decent if you like AA dancers

I had a little trouble finding the entrance to the joint, actually, and it felt a touch weird to me that it was so close to Penn; like, there's someone studying quantum physics, and here…

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$2 bills

I paid for my legal weed. A little over $1 K. I'm so grateful for legal weed stores. Liberals have accomplished something useful. I get a bunch of $2 bills in my change. I later learn that…

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I don't mean to preach but

Weed makes everything better. I just ate the most amazing meal of my life. I experienced each bite in a very deep and meaningful way. Each swallow is like a little mini orgasm. It's illegal cause it's so…

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Ex Stripper Turned Judge Found Dead

Article http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/03/16/ex-stripper-judge-found-dead-inside-nevada-home.html

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The Perfect Slut

Sometimes I adore a good slutty stripper. All of our favs are sluts in some way I know, but I'm talking about the completely slutty goddess who will delight in her total and immediate submission to your every sexual…

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So if I was going to travel anywhere to go clubbing.... where?

So, lets say here I am in a position to travel from Portland where I live (the land of low to no mileage clubs) to go wherever needed to have a good time, where would you lot suggest? Obviously Tijuana is…

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After spending the last 6 hours at Baby Dolls, I realized something.

Hot strippers are more addictive than cocaine.

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why does not JohnSmith69 just go sugar baby route?

JohnSmith69, you are wishing for the young legal and will to pay them generous. Then why you are not seeking sugar baby as on sites such as seekingarrangement or else? Is it because the DS having beauty and skill…

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How does FB know the providers i use ?

Facebook the last few days have suggested that i know 3 backpage escorts....the truth is i do....but how does fb have this knowledge ?

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What a DS looks like

I would definitely run my system on this one if I ever got the chance. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3497251/Actress-47-describes-devastating-moment-husband-cheating-babysitter-18-years.html

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Do women who are sexually assaulted usually try to get another date with the per

Apparently they do at Yale. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3495934/Coed-claimed-forced-sex-Yale-basketball-captain-texted-time-alleged-assault-asking-meet-said-college-wouldn-t-let-recant.html

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Stripper Who Was A Judge Found Dead - RIP

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/03/16/ex-stripper-judge-found-dead-inside-nevada-home.html It appears that she really was one working her way through college. Didn't see this (but could have missed it) in any previous threads from the TUSCL New Bureau.

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Sugar Babies Aren't So Sweet After All

DEKALB COUNTY, Ga. — Channel 2 Action News has learned a woman arrested following a standoff with a SWAT team is accused of kidnapping and robbing a man she met online.Channel 2 Action News first reported about the 23-year-old's arrest…

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Phoenix this weekend

I'm going to be in Phoenix this weekend, probably hitting Hi Liter and perhaps some other clubs. Let me know if anybody is interested in joining me.

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A stripper's Facebook status

I'm friends with a number of strippers on Facebook. Today a dancer posted this as a new relationship: "With myself making money"

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How an affair between a Valley VC and exotic dancer turned toxic

https://www.bostonglobe.com/business/2016/03/16/how-affair-between-valley-and-exotic-dancer-turned-toxic/Yq2dSIr1HCJLRhOAqKY92I/story.html

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Arsonist bent on eradicating porn, strip clubs ruled to be insane

"A mentally ill man who told police he was on a mission to rid the world of porn shops and strip clubs when he set fire to an adult entertainment store in Kalamazoo has been found not guilty by…

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All white female strip clubs

I dont like strip clubs that have mix of girls , I would like to see an only Caucasian white girl strip clubs but here in LA good luck with that , if i want Latina i go to mexico…

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OT: U.S. Student face charges in North Korea for theft

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-usa-student-idUSKCN0WI0BN There's so many things wrong with this situation I don't know where to start. I feel bad for the dude, but bro, WHY would you think it's a good idea to do anything even REMOTELY offensive in such a radical…

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that WTF moment

When you offer the fat dancer that hasn't sold any dances all night $200 for a OTC visit and she Declines.....??? WHAT THE FUCK !

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Do you club or live in bad neighborhoods?

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/25cd60b46ea743d9a2553ed77c7051c43cb64402b85d909907ee2a9860a9ba05_1.jpg

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Time to go SJG

The doctors are searching the institution SJG is hiding in the maintenance shed, help the orderlies find him and get him back in the secure ward.

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Wild SGJ sightings along the...entire US board

as of this posting date, SGJ seems to be on a serious discussion bender posting the most asinine crap I've ever seen. Who let SGJ off his leash?

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Apology to all non SJG board participants

I should not have reposted his nonsense so many times, but he kept posting the same nonsense so I figured it must have been important. Crazyjoe made me do it.

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Low Mileage Pussy - A LD who doesn't have the balls to touch her titties.

Thanks nuts.

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San Jose Guy

He has totally lost it.

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OT: March Madness!

Probably my favorite sporting event(s) of the whole year! So much great basketball. Should be an interesting tournament and I thought it was a tough year to make any kind of decent bracket. Who you pulling for? Who you think will…

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3 New Articles Posted

Have not read them me self.

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Mexico strikes back.....

http://i.imgur.com/ZYbsS4g.jpg

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Awwwwww !!!

I just saw this article on Yahoo. I thought I'd share.

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Internship Opportunity

Internship Opportunity: Strip Club Secret Shopper http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/every-lads-dream-internship-company-7559146

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BYOB etiquette?

I'm thinking of going to my first strip club that allows BYOB. It's XTC Caberet in Austin, TX; so if anyone has any first hand experience on it I'd appreciate whatever info/tips you'd like to share. Any help with the…

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Chumlee Has A Pole In His House

Is it normal for rich single men to put a stripper pole in their house? I've see successful dancers do this but I've never seen a guy have one.

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Would you pay for a threesome with these 2?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBMleHGC56e/

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Office Space

I don't work in an office. However, my work life parallels the comedy Office Space. I caught a rerun on cable the other day and I found it rather easy to insert fellow employees into the roles in the movie. Clubbing keeps me

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Zimbabwe strippers

The next time I'm in Zimbabwe I will check out the strip clubs. African strippers don't seem much different than American strippers: "While striptease is all about dancing in a seductive and sexually suggestive manner, most strippers who double as…

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New Dive Club in Vegas?

Does anyone know what's going on at the former Foxy's on Highland Drive in Las Vegas? It has a sign that says "Centerfolds." I read on another site that it's re-opening as a new club by that name, but whenever…

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A College for Strippers?

http://home.tusculum.edu

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Will women voters go for Trump?

Illinois is barely going for Hillary with Sanders just a few % points behind her in that state's primary. With such a strong liberal base that normally votes pro-female issues, it seems like she isn't locking in the female vote.…

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What would you do?

I felt somewhat ripped off by a favorite dancer last time I saw her and am trying to decide whether to see her again and spend money on her. What would you do in this situation? How much do you…

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you know your local stip club sucks if

You find yourself driving by it and going to a pizza buffet instead lol

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Low Mileage Pussy.......should be in the glossary

It sounds cool but I wouldn't know how to define it

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No reviews yet today?

I still see no reviews listed on TUSCL today, mid-afternoon. Have all you PLs stopped going to the SC.

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Need a temporary job with benefits?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/every-lads-dream-internship-company-7559146?ICID=ref_fark

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Political discussions on TUSCL

Personally I don't think they belong on here. This site is supposed to be dedicated to the advancement of stripper fun, etc. So I avoid making comments as much as I can. Making remarks about presidential candidates that are inflammatory…

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Girl On A Platter

She said she was an artist and I asked for her to send me a sample of her drawings. In exchange I'd send her one of my songs. She sent this: http://imgbox.com/gallery/edit/ZVHTKwMR4c/7TH8BB4O37wXd2Ys She obviously has talent...but I think if I meet…

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Where Can A Liberal Go And Not Have Government Oppression?

In other words, what country in the world would suit someone like me as far as social values? A country that has abortion on demand, socialized medicine, strict gun control, freedom of expression, legal gay marriage and legal pot? Bonus…

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Banging a stripper for free

I've only been hitting up the strip clubs for about six months, but I am addicted now. I look at myself, I'm 25, in good shape, not bad looking, have a decent job. Why can't I fuck strippers for free?…

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I'm confused

How does this t-shirt promote rape? Seems to me it's the exact opposite -- it encourages women to be clear about their desire/intentions so that a guy can respect what she wants or doesn't want. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3491957/Forever-21-accused-justifying-sexual-assault-promoting-rape-culture-selling-awful-men-s-T-shirt-reads-Don-t-say-maybe-want-say-no.html I guess men…

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Tech mogul accused of keeping ex-stripper as sex slave for 13 years

"Baptiste is demanding $40 million, saying the two agreed on the amount to compensate her for the horrors she had suffered. Goguen, who has already paid her $10 million, said she is “a woman scorned” and a victim “of her own…

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Friends argue leaving strip club, driver throws intoxicated man out of van

Why did Rech throw me out of his van? http://thenewsherald.com/articles/2016/03/14/news/doc56e6d91db282d940200422.txt

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D.E.A. Workers’ Ownership of Strip Club Was an Open Secret, Lawyers Say

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/15/nyregion/dea-workers-ownership-of-strip-club-was-an-open-secret-lawyers-say.html

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Bangladesh fudge packers

Anybody else get this PM? The most difficult jobs with lifetime should be to proceed derived from good pleasure. Your personal item requires plenty of unique chores that you simply are not able to do alone. That is one of…

Strip Clubs and ID Scanning

About 3 years ago one of my favorite strip clubs (Cadillac Lounge in Providence, Rhode Island) began scanning every patron's drivers license. It doesn't matter how old you are or look, they demand to see your ID at the front door and then without your consent insert it into a device that looks like a credit card reader. This thing not only verifies that your ID is real, it displays on a screen your name, address, DOB and it shows how many times you've visited the club in the past. Looking at the screen it even looked like it could be used to record how many drinks you buy if a credit card is used. To make matters worse, all that…

One Million Strip Club Customers

I was at a club recently where they were celebrating their One Millionth customer through the door. As a math nerd this got me thinking... Let us assume that the One Millionth customer thing isn't a load of SS in the first place. Based on what the DJ was saying, the club has been open for approx. 18 years. 18 years x 52 weeks per year = 936 weeks. 1,000,000 customers / 936 weeks = avg. 1,068 customers per week Granted, many of those are repeat customers. (This particular club is on the outskirts of a small city. ~1k customers per week strikes me as really high for this club based on what I see these days, but that's not to say things…

First OTC Experience

I know the authenticity of most of what is written on this site is always questioned, as it should be. However, I hope that from my previous articles, you can see that I do the best I can about being honest on this site. It took me about 6 visits to get to the point where OTC was an option with my current favorite. That is about a year in real time though as I only visit this club every few months. I'm okay with that time frame because OTC is something that I wanted to try, not necessarily something that I must have. Of course I wanted to be completely alone with this girl, but I wanted to make…

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How is this OTC deal?

A dancer agreed meet off site for $150/30min. She will not have sex, but she'll give me the same high mileage she does in this club. In the club, I pay about 150 for 30 min worth of regular dances.…

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Ever seen the movie Badass?

Forget fucking with crazy, Dont fuck with old guys. This guy is a true badass https://youtu.be/VA5cYtiarSM

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Threesome

DS III has arranged a threesome opportunity. The second girl is a great choice. No DS but very cute. She very much turns me on. These two have fucked each other many times, and are massively into…

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Decent movie about SCs - From The Head

Decent movie about a SC on Amazon Prime called From The Head. Does a decent job capturing the bizarro world of a sc.

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What's the point of getting married (or why should you get in a serious relation

Now I'm not one who condones cheating in a romantic relationship and for all my potty mouthing all over TUSCL, I believe you should be faithful IF your significant other expects you to....or leave the relationship. But I'm 25 (soonish..)…

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Video that broke the Internet: Madalina Ghenea naked in "Youth"

My favorite nude scene of 2015 shows the exquisite Madalina Diana Ghenea of Romania walking butt-naked into a pool in Sorrentino's "Youth": http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3mrfqr_la-juventud-promo-madalina-ghenea-hd_shortfilms Length: 1:33

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Jackson, MI Strip Clubs 18+? , Any Female Strippers Looking For Friend?

I Just Moved To Jackson, MI and I Was Wondering About The Strip Clubs Here. Also It Would Be Nice To Be Friend A Stripper.

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You baseball Tiger fans, remember this guy?

He made Yogi Berra look handsome https://www.detroitathletic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/don-mossi-topps-baseball-card.png

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LDQ with an odd twist. A challenge?

The "is it OK to compliment a stripper for smelling good" thread made me think of this. It was a true scenario from my first visit last September. What would you do? LDQ with an odd twist.…

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Relationship advice from PD83

To a lot of people it would be surprising the amount of married men that have literally paid just to talk about their relationships. As a dancer I feel like im a part time counselor for married guys that have…

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OT: Dr. Strangelove

I watched part of "Dr. Strangelove" Saturday night for the first time in years. I know I should have been at a strip club. Who was the actor that played the flight engineer aboard the B-52 bomber.…

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First the penis jacket, and now this

I may have to start watching the news http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3491154/Wardrobe-department-one-job-Newsreader-s-blouse-creates-unfortunate-illusion-viewers-joking-chest-pockets-look-like-drawn-breasts.html

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OT

How I clean my room: •start at one corner •find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours •go to bed

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Dirty thirty-something! Kevin Federline celebrates his birthday at a Las Vegas s

I know you've all been eagerly awaiting news of Kevin Federline. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3490859/Kevin-Federline-celebrates-birthday-Las-Vegas-strip-club-just-road-ex-Britney-Spears-stage-show.html

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How to Return Her Cell Phone

So I went to VIP with a stripper and we had a good time. She was acting pretty wild and had been drinking a little bit. So after 5 songs its time for her to go on stage…

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JuiceBox is all washed up

True story

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John Smith and the Heck show only on TUSCL

Title says it all

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Announcement regarding DS III Candidate

If you follow the soap opera, not that 18 is DS III. It's undeniable. What makes her a DS? Incredibly beautiful 18 yo youthful face and body The perfect balance between petite and thick. The best of both.…

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Strip Clubs going Downhill

Is it just me? I find that overall, strip clubs have just gone downhill! Less girls and not as hot. Im in the new york/connecticut area where I have certainly noticed this, but even when I travel. Compared to say..…

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Gun Shy ATF?

After a couple of weeks of my ATF not being around I asked one of her dancer fiends what was up. She told me my High mileage baby got in trouble. I don’t think because of me. But it…

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Strip Clubs 18+

What Are Some Clubs In Michigan That Will Allow Dancers 18+?