Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, Shit.
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Shit.
I fucked up. Again.
Actually it was the little head and weed who did it. But, as usual, their crap blows right back on me.
Here's what they did. I'm fucking the DC/MILF. She's in the midst of her second orgasm. I release deep inside her in response to her orgasm. As I spurt, I call out a name. It's not her name. As I cumming, I call out the name of DSII.
Shit.
Where the fuck did that come from? I haven't seen or thought much about DSII in months. But as I release, weed is giving the little head images of DSII. In my head, I'm cumming inside DSII.
Maybe this is a sign from the strip club gods that DS II wants me back for the summer. You know I'd say yes. She's stunningly beautiful.
Back to the DC. It gets worse. Much worse.
The name of DSII is also the name of one of MILF's daughters. That's right. As Im cumming inside DC, I called out the name of her daughter. That's creepy, even under my very permissive standards.
But there's hope. All may not be lost.
I'm not positive that those words actually came out of my mouth. Her name was very loud in my head and I think it softly leaked out through my mouth. But I don't really know. I was high. And I was having an bare orgasm inside the woman I love. So I was kind of preoccupied at the time.
And the best news is that she showed no reaction. She never asked me why in my orgasmic bliss I called out her daughter's name. So I doubt that she heard. I don't think a woman could not say anything if she heard something like that.
So just in case this ever happens again, does anybody know a way to explain this? What could you possibly say to explain blurting out another woman's name during sex? If anybody can figure out a way out of something like this, it's you guys.
I fucked up. Again.
Actually it was the little head and weed who did it. But, as usual, their crap blows right back on me.
Here's what they did. I'm fucking the DC/MILF. She's in the midst of her second orgasm. I release deep inside her in response to her orgasm. As I spurt, I call out a name. It's not her name. As I cumming, I call out the name of DSII.
Shit.
Where the fuck did that come from? I haven't seen or thought much about DSII in months. But as I release, weed is giving the little head images of DSII. In my head, I'm cumming inside DSII.
Maybe this is a sign from the strip club gods that DS II wants me back for the summer. You know I'd say yes. She's stunningly beautiful.
Back to the DC. It gets worse. Much worse.
The name of DSII is also the name of one of MILF's daughters. That's right. As Im cumming inside DC, I called out the name of her daughter. That's creepy, even under my very permissive standards.
But there's hope. All may not be lost.
I'm not positive that those words actually came out of my mouth. Her name was very loud in my head and I think it softly leaked out through my mouth. But I don't really know. I was high. And I was having an bare orgasm inside the woman I love. So I was kind of preoccupied at the time.
And the best news is that she showed no reaction. She never asked me why in my orgasmic bliss I called out her daughter's name. So I doubt that she heard. I don't think a woman could not say anything if she heard something like that.
So just in case this ever happens again, does anybody know a way to explain this? What could you possibly say to explain blurting out another woman's name during sex? If anybody can figure out a way out of something like this, it's you guys.
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John, you've got to include this in your book!
Potentially brilliant solution. Certainly better than her thinking you were fantasizing about her daughter! ;)
Don't worry about it. At your age she expects a certain amount of memory loss and dementia.
Brilliant advice!
rickdugan also writes entertaining posts, although I don't believe a word he says. He's just too over the top. It seems like he's writing a novel about an enormous d-bag whoremonger. But an entertaining d-bag whoremonger! I honestly don't know if I would prefer honesty from him or just continued bullshit. The bullshit is brilliant to read!
And crazyjoe's adventures shitting in McD's bathrooms are just ace!
:)
JS... You have too much fee time on your hands. lol.
I should listed you in my "tells great stories list." Your stories are truly crazy! They are genuinely brilliant!
Oh, I almost forgot that you are rich. Understood.
She would have reacted if she heard you.
When it happens, you apologize and admit you used to mess around with someone by that name. It's true, just leaves out the cash aspect.
Otherwise, it really will be SHIT!
SJG
Using "baby"as your name for all girls you're fucking will save you headaches.
I think the advice would be if it happens to apologize, say it was a mistake and it won't happen again. Most women don't want to know about your previous relationships so you can use a previous gf as an excuse and that you don't want to talk about her.