These are my second favorite song lyrics about a stripper

5/16/2016 10:55:17 PM

But I say that with the caveat that I can't understand what half of the rap songs say about strippers

I met you down at the Seventh Veil
The first night that I got out of jail
Your lips were red and your skin was pale
You were the one that I wanted to nail
Yeah.

I asked you for a table dance
You came over and put your hands in my pants
I ain't lookin' for no wild romance
but by the way: hey you got any blow?

Stripper girl
Heaven sent, pay my phone bill, pay my rent
Stripper girl
I love you, all my friends really love you too
I really love your boobies

I wanna love you til the end of time
I wanna love you in a 69
I wanna love you where the sun don't shine
Hey, where'd you put that coke? Cool.
*Sniff*

Take my cock into your backdoor
I wanna fuck you fuckin' whore
I wanna jam it in and out at a real fast pace
Til I squirt hot juicy all over your face

Stripper girl
Heaven sent, take one look and I pitch a tent
Stripper girl
You're the best, up all night on crystal meth
Yeah!

Sometimes you think that I'm a jerk
When you catch me fucking your friends from work
I'll be there to catch you when you fall
If you buy me an iPhone you can give me a call

I really love you baby
I wanna watch you dance
I didn't mean to fuck your friend
Give me one more chance

Stripper girl
On my lap, hope I didn't give you the clap
Stripper girl
I need some cash, get on stage and shake that ass
Stripper girl
Heaven sent, thanks again for payin' my rent, yeah

Stripper girl
Stripper girl
Stripper girl
Stripper girl
Stripper girl

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jackslash

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9 years ago

Move over, Shakespeare! Your eloquence has been surpassed.

rockstar666

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9 years ago

Here's my fave stripper song, performed by Midnight Leftovers and written by me:

Tila In The House (Copyright 2010 by Crank It Music; all rights reserved)

Dressing to party, ready to leave
Cute hat, on a cute do.
Spikey heels; extension weave,
Time to fly and you just flew!

All eyes feast when you walked in the door
All eyes feast when you danced on the floor.
The party's not bad but the room? Quiet as a mouse
'Cause the party don't start until Tila's in the house.

Making out in secluded nooks
Casting lines; setting hooks.
Kissing the girls, kissing the guys.
Shake your hair and bat your eyes.

And those eyes flash, as you walked in the door
All eyes feast as you dance on the floor.
The party wasn't bad but the room? Quiet as a mouse
'Cause the party don't start until Tila's in the house.

The party's winding down, you've made your choice.
You bid 'adieu' in a sultry voice.
Champagne’s flat, the music's lame
A party without Tila just ain't the same.

And all eyes wept when you left the floor
All eyes wept when you walked out the door.
The party wasn't bad but the room is now quiet as a mouse,
Because the party just died...when Tila left the house.

JohnSmith69

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9 years ago

http://www.mp3tunes.tk/download?v=9FYtkB…

I'm betting RS is the one on the guitar.

rockstar666

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9 years ago

LOL Good Guess! The copyright should have been 2013 though; I forgot when I wrote it!

rockstar666

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9 years ago

I got a lot of mileage on that song! The You Tube is just an early rehearsal of the song but it came out okay. Lots of dancers came up to me and asked about the song after it was posted, so Tila must have told them about it. She was proud of it, and her co-workers were a little jealous I think! Lots of PL's talk about writing poems or songs about their ATF, but mine is published! LOL

Meursault

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9 years ago

I'd never heard of Steel Panther before this. Very funny. It's hilarious that a parody band is virtually indistinguishable from some of the crappier 80s glam medal bands.

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