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That awkward moment...

georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
...when that cute girl you just friended on your "alternate" Facebook account, with a dozen or so mutual friends, most of whom are confirmed escorts and/or strippers, turns out to be the mostly estranged wife of one your daughter's good friends.

8 comments

  • shailynn
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    8 years ago
    you should share your stripper friends with Juice and me!!!!
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    "All is fair in love and war"
  • rh48hr
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    8 years ago
    Oops, how did that conversation go?
  • Lone_Wolf
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    8 years ago
    I would probably want to tap that pronto.
  • georgmicrodong
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    8 years ago
    Haven't talked to anyone. Probably won't. Won't call her if I see an ad on back page or some shit. Don't know what I'll do if I see her in the club. Probably stay away.
  • crazyjoe
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    8 years ago
    Pussy move
  • Cashman1234
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    8 years ago
    You should either act fast - or not act at all. She knows you are safe - so a discounted OTC could be excellent!
  • Hugh_G_Rection
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    8 years ago
    ^^^^ Georgemicrodong may be thinking with the right head, what you are suggesting Cashman sounds like Mutually Assured Destruction (yes MAD for those who remember cold war acronyms)
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