I'm a heavyweight and from time to time I find young strippers ask me out for legit dates and relationships
I really don't understand this
Some say I'm a funny, confident and handsome for being so heavily
Maybe I just understand ppl and how to treat them...in person obviously
You guys have any ideas y this happens to me ? Is it just my kinda young age at 35 ?


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they wanna fuck jackie and taste the juice.
It's because they know you like video games and they want you to help them get past level 7 on super Mario Bros
It's totally plausible
They know that fat guys eat pussy really well cause they're are always hungry.
It's obvious. They want to be fondled by your manly sausage fingers
They want a man who smells like chacken fangers - since they mostly smell like fish - so together you make surf and turf?
These are all very good, well thought out answers.
No one can stick a KFC drum stick where the sun don't shine like you Juice. You're obviously a professional at it. And they can sense that in you.
I think these are Dream Strippers, and like all Dream Strippers, you only see them in your dreams.
Lol, you guys.crack me ups
Fuck you jackie
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