Best Stripper Name
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I know, this has been discussed before but what's the best stripper name you have ever heard? The other day I was driving on a rural road and this old strip club that has gone out of business years ago had on their billboard "Come see your favorite stripper: Tasty Cakes."
I challenge anyone to find a better stripper name than "Tasty Cakes."
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last commentPandora
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The "box" (actually a jar) given to Pandora ("all-gifted", "all-giving") which contained all the evils of the world. Pandora opened the jar and all the evils flew out, leaving only "Hope" inside once she had closed it again.
That's pretty deep so I don't know if the dancer considered this, or just thought "Pandora"s Box" sounded funny
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When you say "dancer/stripper" and "box" in the same sentence my filthy mind only goes one way.
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"Juicy" (makes me thick of a thick juicy dancer)
'Mocha" (makes me think of a sexy ebony)
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Cream
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Maybe just me - but the more mainstream or "normal" the name, the better.
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Fallacia
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Monet
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Godiva
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Felicia. Because they wouldn't let her use "Felatio".
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One of the local strip clubs has all their strippers use first and last names. One of the strippers there went by Robin Banks. Still maybe my fave stripper name
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Free
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Just finished watch the James Bond movie "Moonraker" which featured Bond girl Dr. Goodhead.
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"Juicy"
That might bring up different images for regular readers of this forum!
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Tasty cakes is excellent! I miss those stripper names - when they were like porn names.
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Desire
Destiny
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Blow job queen
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sorry, so far nobody has given me a name that beats Tasty Cakes.
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I've met a couple strippers named Trouble. Perhaps its not a surprise that the one I got to know well ended up in trouble and the last I knew was in jail.
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Yeah - early-on in my SCing career I had a light-skinned AA fave that went by Trouble - she def had her fair-share of stripper drama but not as bad as some strippers - I always thought the name Juicy would have fit her perfectly - she was small on top w/ Bs but were very nice and she had huge fat nipples that were constantly erect - flat stomach since her upper-body was small - but supa-wide hips; thick thighs; and big round ass; all natural - she was one of those chicks that looks like 2 women put in one - small/narrow on top - and thick and wide on the bottom - she used to turn me on big time.
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Boner garage!
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I Swallow
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Pebbles because she looked just like Bam Bam's GF.
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Cockholster
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Not best but most graphic: Slippery
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Ummmm......Judy
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BJ.
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Met one once who called herself "Felony," and introduced her pussy as "Miss Demeanor." She walked the walk, too, as we committed several misdemeanor activities before she disappeared.
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GMD for the win.
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^^^^ IDK - Slippery is a pretty damn good one too.
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Leah the Lion. Cheesy but I always remember her since I bought my first lap dance from her years ago.
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Slightly off topic:
Had a stripper come up to me and sit on my lap, getting very handsy and flirty. She was very attractive, so I was interested.
She looked dead in my eyes and said. I bet you I have your name tattoed on my ass. I thought it highly unlikely, so I asked the terms of the bet. I was interested in getting dances, so I thought it would be something along those lines. I knew I was being taken in some way, but didn't figure it out in my buzzed state. She said, if I am wrong, we just go get regular lap dances. I will give you two for one. If I win, you do five for $100. Given that I was OK with either result, I agreed to the bet. She literally had "YOUR NAME" tattoed on her ass.n apparently it was her regular play and I was a newby in her club. (The five dances were outstanding by the way.)
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^ that is a new one - the more one SCs the more interesting stories one has to share ;)
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Wet Pussy
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@Timex345- I do remember the last air dance I ever got on my very first strip club visit. (it was the Admiral Theater in Chicago). The girl's name was Rain and after I left, it was raining, like absolutely pouring. I thought it was neat I got a rain dance.
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I was at one club that had three strippers named April, Mae and June. Incidently it was also one of the few times where the DJ's pun was funny. Whenever they were on stage together the DJ would say something to the effect of "these three will give you many months of fun "
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I knew a Creamy once as well, was the very first extra provider I met at my former favorite club. She was creamy.
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Tightie
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