were you there when my great grandpappy sold harlun sanders his first pressure fryer? i dont think so.
were you there when my pappy sold jimmie hendrix his first guitar? i dont think so.
were you there when i made prince his first assless purple suit? i dont think so.
were you there when prince and i did a three way with kim bassetter? i dont think so.
were you there when trump hired me as his publicist? i dont think so.
were you there when i tried to convince trump to wear assless pants just to get a laugh? i dont think so.
were you there when trump fired me as his publicist? i dont think so.
were you there when i shotgunned pabs blue ribbon and watched sally ryder munch lesbian astronaut pussy? i dont think so.
score: drphil 8, doubters 0

