why do strippers think they have a refined pallate when it comes to expensive, high-end alcohol? has anyone else experienced this puzzling phenomenon? personally, i think they get their "taste" from rap videos. here is an example, I order a bottle of don julian 1942 for the table. She then asks me "how come you didn't order patron?" and then she say "i only like really good tequila. i only drink patron." i explained to her that i am an epacure and that don julion 1942 is three times as expensive as the price of a bottle of shitty patron silver which was the only type of patron shes even tried. after i explained actually good taste then she decided 1942 was good
at another club and I had to use the bathroom so i told the stripper to order a bottle of something good. i expected to return to a bottle of petron or gray goose. i return and she had ordered louie 13. wtf? aside from the cost she didn't even know it was cognac. then she tells me "they didn't have any 'hurricane' to mix it with." smh. and dont get me started about the time i asked a stripper to order beer and she goes off and orders deux equis because the most interesting man in the world likes it.
after all i am the most interesting man in the world in real life. did she know anybody else that had a three way with prince and kim bassetter? do any of you. but not a gay three way because prince did not roll that way and neither do i
