I drove my CF Jenna and her toddler to enroll him in day care (Jenna does not own a car). The day care lady showed us around the facility, explaining the features of their operation. As Jenna asked questions and her toddler ran here and there, I thought to myself how Jenna and her son had the exact same color of blond hair. Then the day care lady turned to me and said, "Are you the grandpa?"
I said, "I'm a friend of the family." I didn't know if she could handle the truth.
A stripper's kid with blonde hair?
Yes - yes I am - her sugar grandpa
No I'm not the grandpa, I'm the motherfucker fucking that bastard's mother so she can afford to send him here.
And here I thought I was the shit for sending Toys R U Giftcards in the mail. Jack just took it to another level.
"Why yes. Yes I am.
And as soon as we drop the kid off here and her and I go back to the car, she's gonna pull my cock out and I'm going to cum in her mouth."
Twisted but brilliant!
Been a grandpa and also a father when doing civilian duty with a dancer.
There was a guitar player / singer in restaurant in Highlands NC, who after most of the younger crowd had cleared out after dinner used to sing a song "New Tits & Old Money". Highlands was noted for such.
Guess that was what they were thinking with me.
Wonder if the dude ever recorded the song?
Warhawks got it right! It's twisted and dirty - but it's a great comeback!
The DS had the best answer ever to this kind of question: "we're sexual partners."
But really wasn't she more of an employee because you pay her.
"... Are you the grandpa ..."
Nah - I'm just fucking her - but thank you for asking!
The correct answer would have been:
Why yes. Yes I am.
And as soon as we drop the kid off here and her and I go back to the car, she's gonna pull my cock out and I'm going to cum in her mouth.