Are you the grandpa?

5/17/2016 7:14:20 PM

I drove my CF Jenna and her toddler to enroll him in day care (Jenna does not own a car). The day care lady showed us around the facility, explaining the features of their operation. As Jenna asked questions and her toddler ran here and there, I thought to myself how Jenna and her son had the exact same color of blond hair. Then the day care lady turned to me and said, "Are you the grandpa?"

I said, "I'm a friend of the family." I didn't know if she could handle the truth.

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warhawks

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9 years ago

The correct answer would have been:

Why yes. Yes I am.

And as soon as we drop the kid off here and her and I go back to the car, she's gonna pull my cock out and I'm going to cum in her mouth.

motorhead

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9 years ago

A stripper's kid with blonde hair?

Papi_Chulo

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9 years ago

Yes - yes I am - her sugar grandpa

whodey

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9 years ago

No I'm not the grandpa, I'm the motherfucker fucking that bastard's mother so she can afford to send him here.

shailynn

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9 years ago

And here I thought I was the shit for sending Toys R U Giftcards in the mail. Jack just took it to another level.

4got2wipe

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9 years ago

"Why yes. Yes I am.

And as soon as we drop the kid off here and her and I go back to the car, she's gonna pull my cock out and I'm going to cum in her mouth."

Twisted but brilliant!

ididthisonce

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9 years ago

Been a grandpa and also a father when doing civilian duty with a dancer.

There was a guitar player / singer in restaurant in Highlands NC, who after most of the younger crowd had cleared out after dinner used to sing a song "New Tits & Old Money". Highlands was noted for such.

Guess that was what they were thinking with me.

Wonder if the dude ever recorded the song?

Cashman1234

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9 years ago

Warhawks got it right! It's twisted and dirty - but it's a great comeback!

JohnSmith69

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9 years ago

The DS had the best answer ever to this kind of question: "we're sexual partners."

ime

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9 years ago

But really wasn't she more of an employee because you pay her.