Course, it's fairly easy:
Stripper: Hi, how are you? Tran: I want your money.
Stripper: You're cute. Tran: I want your money.
Stripper: You are so nice to talk to. Tran: Bailing on your cheap ass.
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When will they make one for stripper to men conversations?
May 17, 2016, 1:45 PM
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Stripper:. Thanks for the one dance. Trans: I hope you die a horrible slow death you cheap ass piece of fucking shit.
So many possibilities.
If they make one that translates stripper shit, I'm sure we would all buy one.
We wouldn't need the pink site anymore to let us know how pathetic loserish we all are. We could just hear it straight at the club.
Wouldn't 95% just translate to some version of give me your money
The only thing you really need - with a stripper - is a lie detector. However, I'd estimate 95% of the stuff a stripper would say would be lies (intended to get you to give them money).
One - the Babel Fish in Hitchhiker's Guide was way cooler, but did have some problems.
Two - the only way this could function would be literal, word for word, translation - and that could lead to serious MIS-understandings. Every language has differences in sentence structure, idioms, and even similar sounding words with dramatic differences in meaning. The device would have to guess a lot about inferred meaning!
I can imagine a stripper saying she only does extras ITC never OTC and the translator saying meet me at the Holiday Inn in 30 minutes.
Stripper: Buy me a drink? Tran: Are you super desperate or just a little?
Stripper: That was 20 dances. Translation: That was 5 dances.
If it wasn't so tragically accurate, that would be fucking hilarious!