When will they make one for stripper to men conversations?

8 comments

• Imamutt

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  8 years ago

  If it wasn't so tragically accurate, that would be fucking hilarious!
• Lone_Wolf

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  8 years ago

  Stripper:. Thanks for the one dance. Trans: I hope you die a horrible slow death you cheap ass piece of fucking shit.
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  So many possibilities. If they make one that translates stripper shit, I'm sure we would all buy one. We wouldn't need the pink site anymore to let us know how pathetic loserish we all are. We could just hear it straight at the club.
• Lone_Wolf

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  8 years ago

  Wouldn't 95% just translate to some version of give me your money
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  The only thing you really need - with a stripper - is a lie detector. However, I'd estimate 95% of the stuff a stripper would say would be lies (intended to get you to give them money).
• dallas702

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  8 years ago

  One - the Babel Fish in Hitchhiker's Guide was way cooler, but did have some problems. Two - the only way this could function would be literal, word for word, translation - and that could lead to serious MIS-understandings. Every language has differences in sentence structure, idioms, and even similar sounding words with dramatic differences in meaning. The device would have to guess a lot about inferred meaning! I can imagine a stripper saying she only does extras ITC never OTC and the translator saying meet me at the Holiday Inn in 30 minutes.
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  Stripper: Buy me a drink? Tran: Are you super desperate or just a little?
• Meursault

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  8 years ago

  Stripper: That was 20 dances. Translation: That was 5 dances.