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What do you hate to discover during a strip club visit?

This one just happened to me. A dancer I used to enjoy just got her nipples pierced. Gross.

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LOL - Jimmy Kimmel sketch - The Baby Bacheloratte

It would get a lot more "awwwwsssss" in StripperWeb than here but I thought it was pretty-funny and very cute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlB0xKGDHZY

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A good stylist

Damn, I want to know where this is. http://libertyandbowjobsforall.tumblr.com/post/144611982902/spiderrlcookie-wow

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Meditation before a LDK experience

Been really investing my life leading up to last night. Prior I used to worry about my not being able to get an erection during dances. Was starting to become a lot like Rick. Just buying expensive drinks and tipping girl's…

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Text

So there is a dancer who works at a club an hour away from me. I have been to this club maybe 6 or 7 times. I have seen her 3 of the times and gotten dances from her the…

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Sex sucks

For some reason, groping and feeling up hot women is much more fun to me than actually having sex with them. Feeling them up, touching them, eating pussy, kissing, all fun stuff, the actual sex is just clumsy and awkward.…

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Winstem-Salem 2 Amer

WINSTON-SALEM — A man died of a gunshot wound he sustained shortly before 3 a.m. in the parking lot of a strip club in Winston-Salem. Eric Jermane Pegues, 41, of 717 Aureole St., was shot in the parking lot of the…

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Winstem-Salem 2 Amer

WINSTON-SALEM — A man died of a gunshot wound he sustained shortly before 3 a.m. in the parking lot of a strip club in Winston-Salem. Eric Jermane Pegues, 41, of 717 Aureole St., was shot in the parking lot of the…

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Lies Strippers Tell Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9VHKhRCIn4 Nothing ground breaking here, but judging by some of the posts here, PLs sometimes forget that strippers lie, and when they are not lying it is because they slipped up, or are setting up a bigger lie. More importantly though, I…

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Disrespectful Customers

I pay little attention to other customers in the club and tune out any talk that isn't likely to have any effect on me. If someone is loud and offensive, they may be unpredictable so I may pay attention…

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What do you expect?

I had a dancer last night at the club who was very drunk and way past her time to get off work. She came and asked tp sit with me. I was waiting for my CF but she was busy…

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I'm looking for a DS

JS69 says he pays his DS 1K per date, that's child play compared to me. I will pay my DS 10K a day, I will fly her out to LA (where I live), we can hit up Hollywood together, we…

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club choice

we are trying to decide which club to visit next. two are in close proximity. problem is, both have reviews from great to not so great. a question for you experts. if you read reviews before deciding on a club…

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I'm craving another LDK experience

It felt so taboo to be getting off in a well known clean no touch club.( u can't touch But she can touch you all she desires) This must be how Moses felt with God on the mountain This must be how Saul…

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Most Creative Troll

JS brought up an interesting point in another post: "Maybe it's just cause I'm high. But I think SJGay does a good job of portraying a gay guy. He still gets my vote for being the most creative troll." Set aside…

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ITC extras Free vs P4P

Have been happily SC ing for the past 2 yrs since i got divorced and have had some hits and misses along the way. Recently, while my ATF was out of town I visited her club and had a hell…

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Chat Websites. What the actual fuck?

I do not understand the allure of the chat Websites (LiveJasmin, MFC, Chaturbate et al.). It does make me feel like slightly less of a PL for spending money for actual physical contact as opposed to these Mega-PLs that…

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Rubbing dancer's back/shoulders.

How many pl's do this? I've been getting remarks lately along the lines of "that feels good." or something to that effect. I realize it's probably ss 10 times out of 10 but I think it gets me into their…

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Sign at strip club causing controversy

"Now hiring class of 2016" sign is causing controversy. But if you don't strip, what else is there to do in Harrison, MI? http://www.wtoc.com/story/32052491/sign-at-strip-club-causing-controversy

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Photos from Inside Atlanta's Strip Clubs

Not my type, but others may enjoy. http://www.vice.com/read/ivar-wigans-young-gods

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Photos from Inside Atlanta's Strip Clubs

Not my type, but others may enjoy. http://www.vice.com/read/ivar-wigans-young-gods

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

Fun time on a Slow Night

Well, I was here on a Thursday Night and there were only 3 dancers here. I was passing by on 80 and figured why the hell not. Well, I was definitely in luck. There were…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Nice place

Stopped here in the evening when passing through B'ham on business after stopping by Jimmy's. This is a pretty large club and recently remodeled. Very nice inside, much nicer compared to Jimmy's. Some of the…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Beginner's Luck

First time here, the reviews here brought me here. Nice enough place, not fancy but clean enough. I was surprised to see how small it was and difficult to find a seat, but I liked…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

A**** @ Bucks D

I went around 7PM to bucks Dallas...Things were slow and relaxed with a drink before I saw J*** on stage...She was tall and looked like a model to me. Went to stage and tipped…

The Cathouse

Calgary, Alberta

Not as good as it used to be

Having been a regular customer of the local strip clubs for the past 20 years, it is tragic what has happened to them. They have made some changes to try and improve it, but…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Got ripped off on a $20 dance

So our cab driver talked us into going to this club. Actually he bribed us - he gave each guy $20 cash to go to this club. Obviously he was getting paid to…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Pleasantly Surprised!

So...I got out of work a bit early, and decided that I was going to head to 2 clubs that I had never been to before. First one was Centerfolds (Review coming), and then…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Eh..just ok

Didn't even know this place was here until I was driving down Peoria one day and spotted it. Today was the day that I would check it out! Drove down, parked, walked in…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

Not a bad evening.

Not a perfect club cosmetically and the entrance/driveway is really steep. I scrapped up my Camaro a little because of how I pulled in. Will have to be more careful next time (and just as…

Thee Playhouse

Hickory, North Carolina

Haven't been to a club that...

Haven't been to a club that much this year. Been doing more saving and studying poker and God's Holy Word. Went out to a all you can eat pizza buffet for $8.99. Figured what the hell…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Terrible Experience

I wasn't expecting much. After stopping at 2 other clubs and finding the one empty and the other one all AA, My Female Friend (not in a sexual way) and I stayed a while here.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Thursday night

My night actually started across the river at the Ballpark. It was only my second visit since the raid last year and the girls there were scary. That place has really gone downhill, and it…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Interesting

Saw the reviews of synn coi and thought it might be the same. Stepped in and was taken back at how barren the place was. Not many lookers for the dancers but they did…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

A very expensive club but not much talent

The layout of the Colorado is very odd. They have a small main room dominated by a giant main stage and large bar. There is scant seating around the main stage, enough for less than…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Fun

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon to check out the talent at Hollywood and saw mostly familiar faces. I was amused with a couple of customers who had to be in their late 60’s…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I'd been to Penthouse over a...

I'd been to Penthouse over a year and a half ago on a Saturday evening. I had a great time then and decided to come back when I was in Detroit again. I…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

I decided to visit LA when...

I decided to visit LA when I was in Akron for work. The place just seems to be getting more and more rundown every time I'm in there. There were only 3 dancers…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Go if you want to have a bad night

Was there with a couple of friends and nothing has change I won't bother you with the details of the club as it has been done before. This review is about the dancers, waitress and…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Disappointed...

I was in Toronto on business and decided to checkout the local scene. I didn't feel like driving outside the city so I stuck to the downtown area. Zanzibar had high marks so I figured…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

A good time for not a lot of money

Friday May 20th 2016 - I like $10 lap dances. Cheetah's still has 2 for $20 lap dances from 7am to 7pm. Is the place as nice as the high end Vegas clubs, no…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Slow Tuesday

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon and was surprised to see a bunch of cars in the parking lot. There were much more than I normally see on an afternoon. But, when I went inside,…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Good place to hang

The club is next to the fish factory. Seriously, pretty funny. Anyway, the interior has been described -- one long rectangular bar with two poles. a lap dance area near pool tables and…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

What happened to this place

i haven't been here is some time and decided to stop by after some beers at risque down the street...i heard that some changes were made..my mistake...not friendly service from the bartender....the place was really…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Bored !

I don't usually club at night... However, I got bored, and decided to hit up Strokers.... It's located in a shopping center,, so I parked free....$5.00 cover, I'm drinking bottle water $4.00.... Alcohol and Beer…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

This place has a typical setup,...

This place has a typical setup, you walk by the bar before you get to the stage area. The stage area has a balcony overhead where the dances go on at. There was a wide…

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I know better, but...

Last night I went to a club and a girl was working that I talked to the last time I was there a few months ago. She remembered me and we talked for a couple of hours. I…

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how to know OTC is available reason #102

I say "your customers", her next sentence says "my clients". She wont say the word customer, custie, patron or guest. Calls them all "clients". Later I see she can't dance at the pole but later tell me in the night…

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Off Topics: Pick Up Trucks

For all you pickup guys out there, what brand is your favoeite and why? Or do you care? If you could piece together your own perfect trucks by taking parts of multiple brands, what would it be? I personally drive Chevy or…

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What is a unicorn worth?

By the end of this thread, unless I come to my senses before then, weed plans to disclose one of the greatest mysteries in tuscl history And no, it's not Emily's breast size. In this thread, weed plans to disclose what…

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I can't hide my redneck side

I love guns. I adore a redhead farm girl who starts stripping at 18. I'm voting for Donald Trump. The sport I would most like to participate in is NASCAR. I like country music. I smoke weed. Does anybody else have a redneck side?

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Coincidence?

I have a date with the DS next week. Next week is also my wedding anniversary. My wife just sent me an email praising our anniversary, asking me not to file the divorce paperwork to make it final, and making…

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Confession

I'm not sure if it's a revelation by weed or the strip club gods, but I have the strong feeling that some on tuscl need to confess some things to the group. Now is your chance. Do the…

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Pretty sure I got suckered

So I'm at the club and see this smoking hot blonde bitch at the bar. Buy her a drink and get couple lap dances, some contact but nothing special. About 5 minutes later this bitch comes up and…

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I will never ever laugh at LDK again !

I'm still at the club collecting myself ....more on this topic once I'm home I'm relaxed....confused and beside myself Juice is a disciple of the OLD methodology

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OT: Apple Pay ?

How many of you use some form of a cell phone payment app on a regular basis - any drawbacks to it?

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Chicken Fingers

What is the juice mane way of spelling it? I have seen others spell it chackin fangers and chacken fangers. I am more fond of chacken fangers

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How Crazyjoe solves his neighbor problems...

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Memorial Day: What's Your PL Ass Doing?

3 days off OMG, I will be enjoying the weather (if it cooperates) and catching up on all the tasks around the house I have blown off since February. I bought a case of grape Four Loko and 2 bags…

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To the female TUSCLers...once you go BLACK

You never go back. How many of you agree? BTW, I'm talking about black vultures. I don't really care about hairless ape skin color.

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First TUSCL Discussion Topic

I just noticed someone restarted a thread from 2004. That made me wonder what the first topic on this board was. Is there a way to quickly access it?

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something else to worry about

Could it be possible to get a dancer pregnant from having a lapgasm? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3604276/You-fall-pregnant-getting-hot-heavy-clothes-Conception-expert-reveals-shocking-ways-accidentally-conceive.html

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Cosby admits to drug-filled romps with teens in depositions

Is Cliff Huxtable worse than the lowest PL on TUSCL? http://pagesix.com/2016/05/23/cosby-admits-to-drug-filled-romps-with-teens-in-depositions/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter&utm_source=Sailthru

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GUNSHOTS AT MOUNT PLEASANT

Gunshots at Mount Pleasant strip club. http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2016/05/23/man-sought-after-fight-gunfire-at-local-strip-club/

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Players Club

Tampa, Florida

"Free" admission.

So was walking down 7th ave on ybor looking for something to do and some guy gave me card for free entry into Skin. The parking lot was too small and not well lit.…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Friday lunch at OTB - extremely slow

So after driving by multiple times, I decided to stop by after lunch at OTB with a couple of guys from work. After paying $5 to enter we noticed one girl on stage who…

Petticoat Junction

Mentor, Ohio

More of the same

I finally got back to this place twice this spring and found it much the same as always. They have a regular bouncer who actually looks like a bouncer (his shirt says SECURITY) who collects…

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, Texas

Meh

Night before an early flight out of DFW, I thought I'd stop in and see if there was any action before calling it a night. 9ish on a Wed, not really crowded but quite a…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Better than nothing

Stopped by while in town for work. Was initially impressed with the quality of girls. One or two 9s, the rest weren't bad for Tulsa. I spotted a newbie that was just 19. AA girl…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Have not been here for a...

Have not been here for a while so I figured why not. Turns out that I should have stayed home. I figured on a saturday night this place would he hopping. Wrong. There were only…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club & Restaurant

New York, New York

Went to celebrate 21st

After a long night of partying, went to Cheetah's to finish the night. Full bar when you enter, required to buy a drink before you get to the lounge. Was 2am with a nice a…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Monday evening visit

Visited Monday evening. With the onset of summer, the crowd has dwindled, as outside activities become more exciting. Still, a fair number of dancers were present, and the current dancers fear that with the downswing…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Meh

Cover was 15 due to a ufc fight. 5 more than usual. Drink prices haven't changed. I saw about 22-25 dancers working. Mainly 7s. No standouts that earned a 9 or 10 but no 5s either.…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Fun times at centerfolds

Centerfolds is a good clean fun place.. Had a free day from the wife.. decided need some titty fun.. Had to go in the day time for obvious reasons.. Only two dancers there... one white…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Hustled at Follies

I went to Follies on a Saturday around noon and go there 20 minutes after they opened. It was slow for about 20 more minutes and then started filling up with girls and guys. I…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

My favorite strip club in Nola!

Went to Hustlers on a rainy Thursday night around 12:30am. General admission is $10 no in & out or you can pay $20 for VIP. VIP includes admission to the upstairs area and…

Club Onyx

Charlotte, North Carolina

Overall Good

I visited Onyx while in town for business. I parked across the street but the parking was safe. The club was nearly packed that night and I arrived around 12 am. It is…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Cubana town

Very bright, flashing lights, fun club. Sat at table near 3rd stage. Free lunch buffet. Dollar drafts. Can't beat that. Everytime I need a break, this is the place to go. Bottle service available with…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

selene

The club was clean and the bartenders pour a damn fine drink it was a slow night so some of the girls were just kinda hanging out with the customers but when I saw…

Solid Platinum

Houston, Texas

My Solid Experience

The club is convenitly located by the freeway. Free lunch is served on weekdays from 11am to 3pm. The Entry Fee is $7 with an ID after 7pm. Happy Hour is from 5-8pm Mon-Fri…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Not quite what it used to be, but worth a visit

I decided to stop by the Jet Strip after learning King Henry was closed for remodeling. The place looks the same, with two poles in the back, and a "pit" area near the front with…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

ok for boob and drinks

So I walked in and ordered a drink from the bar which is directly to the right after walking in first step going in there was a strong smell of smoke and…

Lamplighter Lounge

El Paso, Texas

Good Ol Lamp

I decided to stop by to kill a little time. There were 3 girls on, early evening. The club is laid out with a main stage, surrounded by close open tables. The VIP area is…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Great experience

Bouncers were friendly, when asked about the atm fee they told me of a local atm to use instead. Upon walking in I was approached and talked to by an absolute beauty whose name I…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

the waiting is the hardest part

Back through indy and yet another stop at the smoky hip hugger. I have yet to figure out the secret to getting attention of dancers aside from becoming a regular. I have only…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Review

The club is looking more and more rundown. Seats cushions are torn and ripped, and the curtain that blocks off the hallway to the bathroom is downright filthy. I'm not sure why they'd want to…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

First visit - wont be last visit for sure!

This is a must visit club guys. Has some of the best looking girls. Gets a bit packed the later you get there. You can pick up an ice cold beer the moment you step…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Not Too Bad

In town on business, headed down to check things out at Scarlett's. Was a little miffed at the $10 cover considering there were like 5 or so cars in the parking lot and when…

Xcess Gentlemen's Club

Carteret, New Jersey

Cool Place

I came here on a Tuesday night after going to a bar with some friends. They have a parking lot, no charge. Walk in and pay a $10 cover. Place is clean, nice and overall…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First visit in a year

Its been upwards of a year since I was here, nothing new bout the physical club, was here around 5 PM on a Saturday. Maybe 7 girls working. Did not see any familiar…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Bouncers Bored

One old guy, maybe a manager, but an old guy acting as a bouncer was pestering the women on stage. They seemed to shutter when he walked by. Maybe he was bored.…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

midway Invader

located in an industrial area in what appears to have been a warehouse, big wide open inside, washrooms to the right, pool table in front of you main stage to the left. as you enter to…

Bombshells

Wichita Falls, Texas

Texas showgirls

Texas showgirls I Went in at 7:15. The bartender said they had a$10 cover and that two girls were getting ready, and they would be out in a little while. He said some took it all…

The Palace Men's Club

Corpus Christi, Texas

Best time yet at thos club

Arrived around 7PM on Friday with friends. Was slow, ordered some drinks. At this time the club was fairly empty with a mix of girls milling around. Quite a range...like 3-8. We quickly…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Just OK

I travel to Portland a lot, but I really can't say I'm super fond of the strip clubs here. There are a lot of them but most end up being sort of a neighbourhood…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

I've only been here once and...

I've only been here once and I doubt I'll come back. First thing out of the gate is the $3 parking free. It's self park, but a guy will stop you and make you pay…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not a bad place for a night out

I have been to oasis several times and the reason I keep going back is the value of the dances. For $20, you are guaranteed a decent amount of contact although true extras I…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

visit to showcase on a weekday night

So, for those who are unaware, the DC area has pretty slim pickings for decent strip clubs. Mainly because DC, while allowing nude dancers, is SUPER STRICT about no touching. And nearby VA…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

Skip It

I've been to Ten's before, and wanted to give it one last chance at redemption before crossing it off my list forever. Unfortunately, the only thing "Outrageous" about it is the waste of money…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Mandatory title

Late Thursday night did a quick bar hop on the block and settled at Red Room around 1... It's usual setup. Narrow long place, with bar on one side and stage with pole behind it.…

Red Lips Showgirls

Stanton, California

Pros: Laid back club, no pressure...

Pros: Laid back club, no pressure to "buy the lady a drink" Cons: No energy among the dancers OK. I get it. This is a strip club. It's not going to come alive until 10 pm or…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Disappointing

I had a disappointing trip to platinum plus Saturday. It has been about a year since I've been to a platinum club. From 11-midnight, seats were maybe 40% full and I didn't see a single…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

New Cherry

I was in Huntsville on business. I noticed the old Showcase had changed its name to the Cherry. I wasn't expecting much from the old Showcase. I paid the $5 cover charge and as I…

Diamonds Cabaret

Mississauga, Ontario

Diamonds on Dundas

Unlike other Mississauga SCs which are mainly concentrated in the industrial area near the airport, Diamonds is right in the city on a main road in a populous area. The club looks seedy at best,…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

Decent place for a beer and some extras. Not much else.

The place is dimly lit and thankfully so. Many of the dancers are definitely 4 or 5/10s with two being above a 7. I get in and almost immediately, Ana the Brazilian has her tongue down…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Not too shabby on my first go-around

Went on a Tuesday afternoon after work. Not too many customers or girls roaming the floors, it was 3:30pm after all. Girls are pretty good looking. Beer was $7.55 and there was no harassment to…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

April at BDs

I visited BD's a little over a month ago while on a business trip. With a number of clubs to choose from and only one night free, I picked this one because of the…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

7:00 surprise

decent place, low key with no frills but a good casual atmosphere. I come in every once in a while. won't bother with more description. Stopped by last thursday around 7. Shift change…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

boston options

If you are in the city of boston there are two options for clubs, and they are next door. Last time i was in town i decided go to centerfolds, attractive ladies, but stuffy and…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

If you are in town, just worth a quick view

So I have been here before… And decided to swing on by again after another trip into the city. The great news is, this place is located next to Whitecastle or just down the street…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flight Club Tues Aft Trip Report

Stopped in to the Flight Club for a Tuesday Afternoon. Stayed by the stage for the 4:00 review - there were 14 dancers all very nice with plenty of variety. Not going to describe Club…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The Blush Experience

Blush is settling into its new layout fairly nicely. It should always be said that if you aren't a regular, attention from some of the more premier dancers might be a little hard to…

Zebra Show Bar

Canutillo, Texas

Dissapointing...

For being such a large area you'd think West Side El Paso would have more than one option available. The building is mediocre on the outside. The inside is much nicer with a full stage…

Hyde Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

Some fun can be had here

Pulled into the parking lot of this club and, from the outside, it looks like any other bar. I walk in and pay the cover to the nice looking young lady at the door…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Pleasant and Nice Girls

Went there with a couple friends a couple months ago and we really liked the joint. Compared to other clubs around the stage is close to the patrons. You have 2 options for…

Gunner's Bar

De Soto, Wisconsin

Gunners/Mississippi sporting

Overall a good experience. There were 11 girls on staff which is unusual for a club this small (one stage/pole) 6 were attractive black women, 2 were mediocre brunettes, there was 2 blondes, and a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Passing through

Club wasn't too crowded when I entered. I sat at a table and ordered a water. Expensive water but I sipped it slowly to last the whole time I was there. Shortly…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

A tourist's visit to Yellow Rose

I was in town for a convention and met up with some colleagues to visit Yellow Rose (one of my colleagues was local and had fond memories here). The club was smaller than it…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Very posh club that needs better VIP or different setup

So the overall atmosphere and look of this place is very high end. Lots of chandelier looking lights and gold trim. The stage (with pole) even had TVs on the side showing videos…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Disappointing

I enjoy AA women. This review is influenced quite a bit by that fact. I went to Lido because of a previous review that indicated that more than just one or two AA women could…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Delivers...Again

I like Showcase. It always delivers for me and did again. I have a few favorites that I love to see and my ATF is Latina. She was working when I went…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Now that's what I am talking about...

After a disappointing stop at Lido, tried this club for the first time. The entrance is in the back. The parking lot is small, the lighting is average but as a white guy at a…

Charlotte's Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

Pitiful.

2 friends and I came here after 10 pm I believe. I had been to Charlotte's a couple of times in the past and it's a place I wouldn't recommend then or now. It's…

Chics

Tampa, Florida

No.

I hadn't been to Chics in over a year, but I see I didn't miss anything. Maybe the club sucked because Rick Ross was performing at Whiskey North. This is a black club but you'll…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Deja Vu at Deja Vu

After a couple of months away, decided to finish off my Friday at the VU, layout hasn't hanged, and they had plenty of dancers and both stages going. Every hour or so they…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Second Visit Much Improved

A great time. I was here briefly about a month before, but did not stay long. So glad I gave it a second try. This time I found a chica to my liking and enjoyed…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, Texas

My Local ;}

I've always been a sucker for Heartbreakers. The girls are friendly and beautiful. 7's up with just a couple <5's working days in my humble opinion. Club is a little dark…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Fun place for the afternooner

One of those dark neighborhood clubs that can be hit or miss but when it's a hit it's a lot of fun. Most girls make good conversation, some can be a little aggressive with asking…

The Cabaret Men's Club

Corpus Christi, Texas

Not worth the time

The neighborhood should have been the dead giveaway, but I wanted to check it out due to close proximity to my hotel and the advertised dance special ($5 if I remember correctly). Cover was $10.…

Harley's Gentlemen's Club

Paw Paw, Michigan

Friendly Pub

Stopped in to check out this club as I was passing through town. It is situated in a small town. Plenty of street parking and relatively safe. It was night and not too many…

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ATF OTC LTR Myth

Yeah yeah yeah, I know it could never be real. If she's impossible to find now, how would I ever find her if I provide a reliable, high performance automobile?

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Raw video of a dream stripper breaking up with a TUSCL member.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=9172u-yFexc

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CrazyJoe makes a music video.

That's gonna leave a mark. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dTLlVn_Kq1E&ebc=ANyPxKq-V7yTHzcFNQ-WDffKYpglvGI1D4d3kyewA_mLiG1Qjp-THmF4r-bEjnx9OIweeIR8PmamdyxSisLnj7YNT-lwjk-1MQ

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Close Calls and Near Misses

The title says it all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NOe6_DPCzw

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What do you do when?...

A dancer approaches you and her breath smells like poop?

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OT: 70 Sharks Eating A Whale

https://www.yahoo.com/news/drone-flew-over-70-sharks-152600312.html Obviously this doesn't sit well with most of us. It kinda reminds me of Juice (the whale) in a strip club surrounded by strippers (sharks)

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Fuck away from des niggas, fuck way from dem Hos

I be gone off dat liqueur I done lost about 5 figures in date poker https://youtu.be/2A58PP6naP8

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World records

If you could hold the world record in one thing, what would it be?

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What's the quickest you've LDKd / ITC in the club?

Entrance to exit what's the quickest you've achieved your goal inside the club? Mine would have to be around 30 minutes. I went into a club at 1:20am and it closed at 2:00am. I knew I was under the gun so…

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Throwback

Remember this dumbass getting his ass kicked by a stripper? https://youtu.be/DnbdbZg3IQ0

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Despite all of my experience

I sometimes still struggle with this part of sex, just like I did in high school. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MnyPEpXwmvg

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Stripper could take the stand in case against DEA agents

You have to love the New York Post: "A stripper is ready to strut into Manhattan federal court this month, where she could give key testimony in the trial of two DEA agents accused of operating a low-rent New Jersey strip

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2AM in Orlando

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/2-shot-in-fight-at-orlando-strip-club-man-woman-detained

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mileage in vegas

I'm going to be stuck in vegas for a conference next month, curious to get fellow tusclers feedback on best SCs in vegas for mileage? Last year I was in LV I stopped by little darlings and spent some time…

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Brazil Rio De Janeiro Termas

The summer olympics are coming up who is going ? Any of you tried the Termas basically FKK german style whorehouses only that they are scattered around Rio . That sounds great Brazil has some good shit , here we…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Update for May

Back in town for work, and went again to the only place I've been in San Antonio for a while. Decided not to text in advance and drove by Monday night to see if car…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Back in town

I was back in the Martinsburg area and decided to drop by as the last time I visited was short lived. I had my doubts about this visit as everything was laxed. As the evening…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Quality has been low...

Came in on a Thursday after work. I tried to give this place another shot, but the low quality of dancers here has probably stopped any future visits. One of the dancers should have retired…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Sometimes there is someone good...!

It was a quiet Saturday afternoon. The Dancer turned barkeep was minding the bar again. She is at least personable. I asked for my drink in a GLASS not those stupid little plastic cups the…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Not bad but not Good

I've been here several times before and been going for years since the Dj booth use to be in the middle of the club. I arrived after midnight Saturday night and it was some what…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Party time 24/7

Always a party atmosphere at this club/brothel. club open 24/7 Even at 8:am. in the morning the club is still in a party mood with attractive dancers looking for customers. Drinking beer with a…

City Limits

Canton, Ohio

Better breathing again

This place isnt much fun after 5 so I decided to stop by for an afternoon visit. A couple of familiar faces and a bunch of new ones. One new one a was a VERY…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

First Impression

overall a pretty nice looking club. One of the better clubs in Anaheim. skipped paying at the door by booking a sushi reservation. friend i came with got sushi, said it was pretty good, just…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Midway invader

Went here on a Thursday night. The place was about half full. A few good looking girls but no real 10''s. At least the beer prices were reasonable and the girls were friendly. This bar has…

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extras less common years ago?

I've read several comments on these discussions that extras were less common 10, 20 or 39 years ago. I've been doing this for over 35 years and maybe nj is unusual but extra ITC and otc were always easy to…

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When a dancer starts complaining.

A dancer whom I'm not really that attracted to but just feels good while sitting on my lap was complaining about me not buying dances from her the other night. I heard her say I was cheating. Is she too…

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How did you first learn that strippers offer extras?

How did you first learn that strippers offer extras? I went to strip clubs for years before I knew. Sounds silly to hear that now but it's true. I assumed that a few (mega rich, celebrities, etc) might get sex…

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Articulating opportunity to buddy

Have a good buddy that is slowly emerging from a two decade long torturous marriage (now divorce). It was shit from wedding day on. Homey is slowly dipping his toes back into the civvy dating world and finding…

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Complete and total sexual fulfillment

You guys were right I used to think of women in three groups when it came to sexual willingness, creativity and slutiness. First, there were strippers and other young woman who grew up widespread internet porn. I thought…

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Tinder vs. Strippers

I have talked about this awhile back and wanted to share an experience with all the PLs. First off, I would only recommend this for guys under 45 and preferably unattached. Since I travel a lot I started playing around…

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2016 has been a pivotal point in my finances and club life

Before 2016 I lived pay check to pay check. If I had the money I burned it up.no thought for rainy days just believed it would some how always work itself out. Around 2015 I was getting burned out of being…

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youngest customer ever at the SC

I am 27 years old but every stripper and waitress guesses my age as 22-23. Maybe that is a good thing. I went to a new to me SC. It is a membership SC with a strict business attire dress…

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Follies on May 26 (Thursday)

since I know there are at least 5 or 6 TUSCLers in Georgia......I wanted to see if anyone wanted to meet up This coming Thursday at 1pm I'm gonna be there.....hoping to meet more of you guys I know this is a…

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Dallas 2AMer

One person was killed and another injured at a shooting early Sunday at Club Nineteen Nineteen in South Dallas, police said. A security guard was one of the victims. Police haven’t identified them or named a suspect. The shooting occurred outside the…

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OTC Negotiations2

I know it's been covered, but I'd like to refresh my memory and hear of any new experiences/TUSCLERs opinion. So, looks like I'll have some OTC going down with a dancer I've seen in the club 3 - 5…

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Foreplay/Afterglow

I've always been about moderation and quality over quantity. I really enjoy a total sensual package, teasing, building up anticipation, then afterward kickin back to cuddle and caress a while. I enjoy the opportunity to explore each other…

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We Asked Strippers and Sex Workers How to Feel Good Naked

Seeing these strippers and sex workers, I feel better about my naked body. http://www.vice.com/read/we-asked-strippers-and-sex-workers-how-to-feel-good-naked

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2:45AM

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/may/21/man-shot-outside-linden-strip-club-expected-to-sur/

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Every Sunday Bovada has a $100,000 poker tournament online

First place takes home a guaranteed $20,000 You can enter the tournament buy just buying in at $160 or what I do Every day they run $1 satellites to the big Sunday tournament Just thank if you run good $1 could become…

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Jack Pot Poker Tournaments on America's Card Room

It's the shit...you can enter a $2up to a $40 3 man tournament for a chance to win $4 up to $100,000 Get you some !

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Cam shows

I always preferred SCs over cam shows But, there are some really hot girls on the MyFreeCams.com site. I understand these women can make a really good living doing this. Again, I am in the wrong business. Unfortunately, I only have a…

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Atlanta bachelor party

Throwing our friend a bachelor party. We are all from Alabama and have been to plenty of strip clubs but never in Atlanta. Was wondering if anyone had any suggestions or recommendations for clubs. I would like to kinda have…

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During Sex

Does your cock leek ? Is this what premature ejaculation is ? I have a problem so bad most girls find it humour s They say I'm the one that supposed to be getting wet not you The up side is the girls that…

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How many dancer's numbers are on your phone?

Right now, I have three. All give me UHM dances. None I've seen OTC. I got their numbers so I can text when they'll be in the club and not waste time. Had others, but got rid of…

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@rickthezoo shitting up the board

@rickthezoo aka @cashman1234 aka @zipperhead aka @4got2wipe ake a bunch of other crap characters is shitting up the board. that takes valuable space away from true stories about my times with kim bassetter, sally ryder, donald trump, and my time…

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What are they compensating for?

I don't know if this is common everywhere, but out here in the rural suburbs of the Midwest, young men have taken to driving these huge diesel trucks. The louder they are, the more exhaust smoke they emit, the…

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Did Jack get a Handy?

http://www.quotes.net/authors/Jack+Handey+Deep+Thoughts

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Legislation on Strippers age and weight restrictions

I vote for immediate ratification! http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/kenneth-havard-louisiana-regulate-strippers-weight

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Texting and dancing

A long time favorite dancer was texting someone during one of the first songs that I was buying from her. I thought it was rude. But, I understand if the message is urgent. This young woman has always gone out her…

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Woman accused of beating strip club employee with metal baton

She looks like a mean mother... http://www.fox13memphis.com/news/woman-accused-of-beating-strip-club-employee-with-metal-baton/296403133

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Explicit emails OK’d in strip club case against DEA agents

I want to see the "salacious e-mails about illegal drugs and prostitution." http://nypost.com/2016/05/21/explicit-emails-okd-in-strip-club-case-against-dea-agents/

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circumcision or not ?

I'm circumcision

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to the artistic souls on tuscl

Do you use strippers as your muse ? I do I write my best poetry when deeply inspired by a bitch

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OT: how long do u stay at a job ?

I can't seam to keep one past 3 or 4 years...5 at max What about you guys

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Favorite broke my PL heart

Stopped by one of my regular SC’s to spend time with a favorite. This honey and I have known each other for about a year and have spent a lot of time together doing ITC and OTC fun.…

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Sex Trafficking.

I just watched this liberal documentary on sex trafficking. And I'm high. Which means that I feel very liberal. This documentary claimed that almost every sex worker is trafficked in some sense. They focused on prostitution but occasionally…

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I miss porn

I miss porn. About a month ago I decided to stop all porn. I cheated a few times but only briefly. But tonight I desperately want to watch some of my favorites. There are so many. But…

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Another ball-less PL allowing himself to be intimidatetd and ripped-off by a ROB

From a recent review of Baby Dolls Dallas: "... I usually go in during the day but decided to go at night. I went last night around 10:30 and paid the $7 and once inside there were a lot of clients…

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Off Topic: Warren Zevon

I was joking around in another thread and posted a link to Warren's song Lawyers Guns and Money then took a moment to search a little more about him and it struck me that it's been almost 13 years since…

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How to have sex: stick your special thing in there but

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3601394/First-kiss-Man-finds-little-boy-s-three-point-note-sex-GRADE-dance-recital-advice-including-stick-special-thing-butt-enjoy.html

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New York amazing lap dances

I went in a strip club in nyc last week it's really good and I saw a beautiful white girl dancing on stage built perfect nice long legs and big 8 inch black stiletto heels she had on !…

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For you whale guys...

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Intense lap dances stories

I use to know a dancer that was a smokin hot Mexican girl real nice didnt smoke or drink and real exotic looking . Well she known me from coming in the club and ever since day 1 her…

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Lunchtime nookie

Especially on a Friday. Just what I needed to start the weekend. However, having one girl suck your cock while the other is sitting on your face at the same time, is not *quite* as hot as having those things happen…

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Full support for LGBT ?

I just wanted to state I am in full agreement with the LGBT movement. Liquor, Guns, Bacon and Titties. What's not to love? And my apologies in advance to Lopaw, although I believe she will appreciate the humor as intended.

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MilkShakes ? Fuck that's Delicious

https://youtu.be/BUxQeY2xmH0 Action Bronson/ juicebox antics

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Detroit question related to the meetup

I'm sure everybody has the Detroit meet up weekend (June 16-18) on their calendars. I'm clubbing for three straight nights, although we will soon choose one night to have an official meet up at flight club. I'm making plane and…

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Are you for real CaraLynn87?

TUSCL gets a lot of weird old guys that pretend to be young women. We had a guy pretend to be an 18 year old that liked to have sex with geezers. Squawk! So I'm just curious if you're for real.…

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Maybe she'll be a stripper

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3600521/High-school-girl-caught-camera-having-sex-multiple-boys-girls-bathroom-campus-school-hours.html