Since the lack of financial advice on the board from Dougsters departure, how many of you guys and gals (besides Juice, LMN and myself) are still members of the $350K club?
I made most of my money so far this year investing in oil and Apple.
We are accepting applications but there is a $150 application fee.
We are willing to bypass the fee in exchange for Popeyes Chackin gift cards, Game Stop giftcards, xBox 360 games in working order, boxes of chocolate covered Twinkies and cases of Four Loko (grape flavor is strongly preferred).
The $350K Club does not discriminate by religion, sexual orientation (we let San Jose Gay in), race or stripper preference. As long as you can send Juice or me $150 and prove you make at least $350K a year, well, you're in.
Your membership includes information on TUSCL meet ups, a T-Shirt, Beer Coozie and a 16oz bottle of Listermint. If you would like to become a Platinum Member, you can apply by giving an additional $3,000. The benefit of being a Platinum member is: you will now know all the closest Church's Chicken, Popeyes Chicken and KFC establishments in proximity to each strip club in America. If you prefer to go the Latin route, will will let you know the closest Del Taco and Taco Bell establishments. We are all about choices here at the TUSCL $350K Club.
If you're wondering where your $150 application fee money goes, it goes to keeping the food map database up to date (Juice's responsibility), the cost of making the T-Shirt and Coozies (my responsibility), Juice and I are paid a SMALL amount for our time, and the rest goes to Founder for the extra bandwidth costs that the San Jose Brothers blow up by posting such long threads here on TUSCL. We also take Emily out to Carl's Jr once a month for lunch too, as a thank you for her administrative contributions.
You have to make $350k a year and show proof to be in consideration for membership. Juice wrote down on a piece of paper "I make $350,000 a year bitches," and his mom signed it, so that's how he showed proof.
Nina - anyone can join if you can follow the application process.
Meat72 - can you get that cock appraised? Lol
Warhawks - juice may have forged his moms name, but the admin at the $350k club is willing to look past that due to his tireless efforts of keeping the Chackin database up to date.
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I only make $350k, but I can save most of it.
We are willing to bypass the fee in exchange for Popeyes Chackin gift cards, Game Stop giftcards, xBox 360 games in working order, boxes of chocolate covered Twinkies and cases of Four Loko (grape flavor is strongly preferred).
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The $350K Club does not discriminate by religion, sexual orientation (we let San Jose Gay in), race or stripper preference. As long as you can send Juice or me $150 and prove you make at least $350K a year, well, you're in.
Your membership includes information on TUSCL meet ups, a T-Shirt, Beer Coozie and a 16oz bottle of Listermint. If you would like to become a Platinum Member, you can apply by giving an additional $3,000. The benefit of being a Platinum member is: you will now know all the closest Church's Chicken, Popeyes Chicken and KFC establishments in proximity to each strip club in America. If you prefer to go the Latin route, will will let you know the closest Del Taco and Taco Bell establishments. We are all about choices here at the TUSCL $350K Club.
If you're wondering where your $150 application fee money goes, it goes to keeping the food map database up to date (Juice's responsibility), the cost of making the T-Shirt and Coozies (my responsibility), Juice and I are paid a SMALL amount for our time, and the rest goes to Founder for the extra bandwidth costs that the San Jose Brothers blow up by posting such long threads here on TUSCL. We also take Emily out to Carl's Jr once a month for lunch too, as a thank you for her administrative contributions.
LOL
I think Juice forged his mom's name. Not sure. But he's been known to do it in the past.
Meat72 - can you get that cock appraised? Lol
Warhawks - juice may have forged his moms name, but the admin at the $350k club is willing to look past that due to his tireless efforts of keeping the Chackin database up to date.