I'm afraid

I would recommend just ordering a Chackin Fanger basket, munch on those to pass the time and just visually enjoy the scenery. $7.95 is a lot cheaper than $250

Call your sponsor

^ SJG is busy at the moment

Get to a meeting pronto Tonto

Papi, hiding out??? Impossible! That is not the Papi I know. :)

Head to a dive Clive

Yeah, 25, but Papi's sponsor is Bambi.....it's like curing a drunk's addiction by feeding him more booze, lol.

Don't be a coward Howard

You can only blow $250 if you have $250 on you Papi. Bring enough money for chackin fangers and a couple drinks and you'll be golden. I wish there was a shorts bar attached to Hi-liter in Phoenix ... then again I would be in the same boat as Papi, never mind.

Go get some booty Hootie

Just play with your dick Mick

See if Hannah is in she will play with your dick better than any old Mick.

It's OK, Papi -- you're in a safe place here, surrounded by your fellow PLs. However . . .

You wrote "got here at 7:55 to jewishly avoid the post 8 pm cover" -- really, Papi? Would it be OK to say "I never wear a condom so that I can Hispanically have as many babies as possible"? "Jewish" isn't a synonym for "penny-pinching"!

Notes:

1. I am not Jewish (not that there's anything wrong with it).
2. This post will probably inspire Meat72 to "prop" my reviews again with questions about my hook nose.

Get a new plan Stan.

LOL Heck you're gonna get Stuff to kick your ass.

Papi is a Juban?

Black bean kreplachs while watching the game

Hannah is too skinny for me

Don't worry Larry

Let us know when you give in to the temptation.

Don't be a PL Mel

^^when his posts stop this evening we know papi's gone down the slip_PL_erry slope

Holding strong so far (but have not dared to venture to the main-room, why play w/ fire).

But there is an ebony custy chick in the sportsbar - 5"2 w/ a huge ass wearing supa-tight cutoff sweats, a small waist, wide hips, & wearing a top like a one piece bikini w/ a cleavage- plunging front showing off some nice natural titties (no bra) - she def looks stripper-material - I'm sitting on the walkway leading to the restrooms & she has walked past me like 3 times me eye-fucking her each time of course - I wanna ask her if she dances but IDK if I'll get the chance.

Damn - it's 11 pm & the big-booty ebony just left w/ her 3 ebony friends - I should have talked to her when I had the chance.

ask the bartender if she is a regular

Alright - the game is a blowout & I'm gonna head out.

I'd been thinking to try an escape out one of the emergency exits but the alarm will probably go off.

Plan B - gonna have to make a run for it fhru enemy fire (the main-room) - plan is to just look straight down at my feet as not to get a glimpse of a pair of tits or an ass - but w/ my PL bad luck I'll probably bump into a big-bootied Cubana as I'm walking looking down at my feet & that may spell disaster - please have me in your thoughts as I make a run for it thru the main room.

Oh god - I made it (sitting in my POS car in the Tootsies lot).

But it was closer that I'd hoped - I was doing real good w/ my plan but 3/4 out the club I just got a glimpse of a jet black haired Cubana w/ silky straight hair down to her waist - she was at 3 o-clock with her back to me wearing a tiny black g-string & a booty sticking way out (my fave type) - my right leg started turning towards her but I forced my left leg to keep walking straight towards the exit - I had to drag my right leg all the way out the club like a wounded infantry man fighting to make it to safety & out of the line of fire - but I made it guys - I MADE IT ! - one small step for mankind - one giant leap for PLdom.

Way to go Papi. You have true grit

Profiles in courage.

^ I feel like a white Nelson Mandela fighting against the forces of oppression

Juban food, sopa del pollo with bolas de matzoh, bagels y salmon ahumado, grasa de pollo, and the famous cortezas de pollo.

Everything is great in the end

Thanks for the confession, Papi. Good to know a club guru like yourself has down days too!

I did the complete opposite. Because the game turned into a blowout I went to the show club looking for a phat booty...and I found one.

I would like to hide out in knockers.

Going to Knockers to watch a sports game and expressly avoid the SC side is like an alcoholic going into a bar on St. Patty's Day just to use the bathroom.

Papi, you were afraid because you were in a white club. I don't go to black dives without you for cover. You need the same for white clubs.

By the way I'm in love with Hannah.

Just like the alcoholic who hangs out in the bar and orders soda water.