I'm afraid

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Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I'm "hiding out" in the Tootsies sportsbar called Knockers - came to see the GS/OKC games that starts at 9 but got here at 7:55 to jewishly avoid the post 8 pm cover.

I'm "hiding out" in the sportsbar b/c for all my "strong opinions" & bravado on fhe discussion board I am just a mere PL.

I was here on Monday for GS/OKC game 1 but got here around 7:30 pm on Monday and hung out in the Tootsies main room waiting for the game to start at 9 - on Monday I was unable to resist the Tootsies tits & ass & blew thru $250 in LDs b/f the game started even though I was not planning to get *any* dances & was just planning to watch the game & mind my own business till the game started.

But alas - it is what it is & a weak to the tits & ass PL is what I is.

I'm Papi Chulo - and I'm a PL (and fellow PLs clap in support and understanding what is like to be a PL).

Thus I am cowering in the sportsbar afraid the Tootsies tits & ass will overpower me again.

Just having a PL moment of weakness - carry on.

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shailynn
9 years ago
I would recommend just ordering a Chackin Fanger basket, munch on those to pass the time and just visually enjoy the scenery. $7.95 is a lot cheaper than $250
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twentyfive
9 years ago
Call your sponsor
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
^ SJG is busy at the moment
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twentyfive
9 years ago
Get to a meeting pronto Tonto
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VeryBigDawg
9 years ago
Papi, hiding out??? Impossible! That is not the Papi I know. :)
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twentyfive
9 years ago
Head to a dive Clive
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ATACdawg
9 years ago
Yeah, 25, but Papi's sponsor is Bambi.....it's like curing a drunk's addiction by feeding him more booze, lol.
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
Don't be a coward Howard
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rh48hr
9 years ago
You can only blow $250 if you have $250 on you Papi. Bring enough money for chackin fangers and a couple drinks and you'll be golden. I wish there was a shorts bar attached to Hi-liter in Phoenix ... then again I would be in the same boat as Papi, never mind.
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twentyfive
9 years ago
Go get some booty Hootie
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
Just play with your dick Mick
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twentyfive
9 years ago
See if Hannah is in she will play with your dick better than any old Mick.
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MrDeuce
9 years ago
It's OK, Papi -- you're in a safe place here, surrounded by your fellow PLs. However . . .

You wrote "got here at 7:55 to jewishly avoid the post 8 pm cover" -- really, Papi? Would it be OK to say "I never wear a condom so that I can Hispanically have as many babies as possible"? "Jewish" isn't a synonym for "penny-pinching"!

Notes:
1. I am not Jewish (not that there's anything wrong with it).
2. This post will probably inspire Meat72 to "prop" my reviews again with questions about my hook nose.
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warhawks
9 years ago

Get a new plan Stan.
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twentyfive
9 years ago
LOL Heck you're gonna get Stuff to kick your ass.
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motorhead
9 years ago

Papi is a Juban?

Black bean kreplachs while watching the game
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
Hannah is too skinny for me
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
Don't worry Larry
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flagooner
9 years ago
Let us know when you give in to the temptation.
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
Don't be a PL Mel
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rogertex
9 years ago
^^when his posts stop this evening we know papi's gone down the slip_PL_erry slope
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
Holding strong so far (but have not dared to venture to the main-room, why play w/ fire).

But there is an ebony custy chick in the sportsbar - 5"2 w/ a huge ass wearing supa-tight cutoff sweats, a small waist, wide hips, & wearing a top like a one piece bikini w/ a cleavage-
plunging front showing off some nice natural titties (no bra) - she def looks stripper-material - I'm sitting on the walkway leading to the restrooms & she has walked past me like 3 times me eye-fucking her each time of course - I wanna ask her if she dances but IDK if I'll get the chance.
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
Damn - it's 11 pm & the big-booty ebony just left w/ her 3 ebony friends - I should have talked to her when I had the chance.
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rogertex
9 years ago
ask the bartender if she is a regular
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
Alright - the game is a blowout & I'm gonna head out.

I'd been thinking to try an escape out one of the emergency exits but the alarm will probably go off.

Plan B - gonna have to make a run for it fhru enemy fire (the main-room) - plan is to just look straight down at my feet as not to get a glimpse of a pair of tits or an ass - but w/ my PL bad luck I'll probably bump into a big-bootied Cubana as I'm walking looking down at my feet & that may spell disaster - please have me in your thoughts as I make a run for it thru the main room.
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
Oh god - I made it (sitting in my POS car in the Tootsies lot).

But it was closer that I'd hoped - I was doing real good w/ my plan but 3/4 out the club I just got a glimpse of a jet black haired Cubana w/ silky straight hair down to her waist - she was at 3 o-clock with her back to me wearing a tiny black g-string & a booty sticking way out (my fave type) - my right leg started turning towards her but I forced my left leg to keep walking straight towards the exit - I had to drag my right leg all the way out the club like a wounded infantry man fighting to make it to safety & out of the line of fire - but I made it guys - I MADE IT ! - one small step for mankind - one giant leap for PLdom.
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mikeya02
9 years ago
Way to go Papi. You have true grit
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goosman
9 years ago
Profiles in courage.
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
^ I feel like a white Nelson Mandela fighting against the forces of oppression
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twentyfive
9 years ago
Juban food, sopa del pollo with bolas de matzoh, bagels y salmon ahumado, grasa de pollo, and the famous cortezas de pollo.
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Everything is great in the end
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PastaWithLink
9 years ago
Thanks for the confession, Papi. Good to know a club guru like yourself has down days too!
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chessmaster
9 years ago
I did the complete opposite. Because the game turned into a blowout I went to the show club looking for a phat booty...and I found one.
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jackslash
9 years ago
I would like to hide out in knockers.
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gammanu95
9 years ago
Going to Knockers to watch a sports game and expressly avoid the SC side is like an alcoholic going into a bar on St. Patty's Day just to use the bathroom.
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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
Papi, you were afraid because you were in a white club. I don't go to black dives without you for cover. You need the same for white clubs.

By the way I'm in love with Hannah.
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rickdugan
9 years ago
Just like the alcoholic who hangs out in the bar and orders soda water.
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