I'm afraid

37 comments

• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  I would recommend just ordering a Chackin Fanger basket, munch on those to pass the time and just visually enjoy the scenery. $7.95 is a lot cheaper than $250
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  Call your sponsor
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  ^ SJG is busy at the moment
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  Get to a meeting pronto Tonto
• VeryBigDawg

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  8 years ago

  Papi, hiding out??? Impossible! That is not the Papi I know. :)
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  Head to a dive Clive
• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  Yeah, 25, but Papi's sponsor is Bambi.....it's like curing a drunk's addiction by feeding him more booze, lol.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Don't be a coward Howard
• rh48hr

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  8 years ago

  You can only blow $250 if you have $250 on you Papi. Bring enough money for chackin fangers and a couple drinks and you'll be golden. I wish there was a shorts bar attached to Hi-liter in Phoenix ... then again I would be in the same boat as Papi, never mind.
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  Go get some booty Hootie
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Just play with your dick Mick
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  See if Hannah is in she will play with your dick better than any old Mick.
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  It's OK, Papi -- you're in a safe place here, surrounded by your fellow PLs. However . . . You wrote "got here at 7:55 to jewishly avoid the post 8 pm cover" -- really, Papi? Would it be OK to say "I never wear a condom so that I can Hispanically have as many babies as possible"? "Jewish" isn't a synonym for "penny-pinching"! Notes: 1. I am not Jewish (not that there's anything wrong with it). 2. This post will probably inspire Meat72 to "prop" my reviews again with questions about my hook nose.
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  Get a new plan Stan.
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  LOL Heck you're gonna get Stuff to kick your ass.
• motorhead

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  8 years ago

  Papi is a Juban? Black bean kreplachs while watching the game
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Hannah is too skinny for me
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Don't worry Larry
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  Let us know when you give in to the temptation.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Don't be a PL Mel
• rogertex

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  8 years ago

  ^^when his posts stop this evening we know papi's gone down the slip_PL_erry slope
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Holding strong so far (but have not dared to venture to the main-room, why play w/ fire). But there is an ebony custy chick in the sportsbar - 5"2 w/ a huge ass wearing supa-tight cutoff sweats, a small waist, wide hips, & wearing a top like a one piece bikini w/ a cleavage- plunging front showing off some nice natural titties (no bra) - she def looks stripper-material - I'm sitting on the walkway leading to the restrooms & she has walked past me like 3 times me eye-fucking her each time of course - I wanna ask her if she dances but IDK if I'll get the chance.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Damn - it's 11 pm & the big-booty ebony just left w/ her 3 ebony friends - I should have talked to her when I had the chance.
• rogertex

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  8 years ago

  ask the bartender if she is a regular
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Alright - the game is a blowout & I'm gonna head out. I'd been thinking to try an escape out one of the emergency exits but the alarm will probably go off. Plan B - gonna have to make a run for it fhru enemy fire (the main-room) - plan is to just look straight down at my feet as not to get a glimpse of a pair of tits or an ass - but w/ my PL bad luck I'll probably bump into a big-bootied Cubana as I'm walking looking down at my feet & that may spell disaster - please have me in your thoughts as I make a run for it thru the main room.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Oh god - I made it (sitting in my POS car in the Tootsies lot). But it was closer that I'd hoped - I was doing real good w/ my plan but 3/4 out the club I just got a glimpse of a jet black haired Cubana w/ silky straight hair down to her waist - she was at 3 o-clock with her back to me wearing a tiny black g-string & a booty sticking way out (my fave type) - my right leg started turning towards her but I forced my left leg to keep walking straight towards the exit - I had to drag my right leg all the way out the club like a wounded infantry man fighting to make it to safety & out of the line of fire - but I made it guys - I MADE IT ! - one small step for mankind - one giant leap for PLdom.
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  Way to go Papi. You have true grit
• goosman

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  8 years ago

  Profiles in courage.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  ^ I feel like a white Nelson Mandela fighting against the forces of oppression
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  Juban food, sopa del pollo with bolas de matzoh, bagels y salmon ahumado, grasa de pollo, and the famous cortezas de pollo.
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Everything is great in the end
• PastaWithLink

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  8 years ago

  Thanks for the confession, Papi. Good to know a club guru like yourself has down days too!
• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

  I did the complete opposite. Because the game turned into a blowout I went to the show club looking for a phat booty...and I found one.
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  I would like to hide out in knockers.
• gammanu95

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  8 years ago

  Going to Knockers to watch a sports game and expressly avoid the SC side is like an alcoholic going into a bar on St. Patty's Day just to use the bathroom.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  Papi, you were afraid because you were in a white club. I don't go to black dives without you for cover. You need the same for white clubs. By the way I'm in love with Hannah.
• rickdugan

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  8 years ago

  Just like the alcoholic who hangs out in the bar and orders soda water.