I'm afraid
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I'm "hiding out" in the sportsbar b/c for all my "strong opinions" & bravado on fhe discussion board I am just a mere PL.
I was here on Monday for GS/OKC game 1 but got here around 7:30 pm on Monday and hung out in the Tootsies main room waiting for the game to start at 9 - on Monday I was unable to resist the Tootsies tits & ass & blew thru $250 in LDs b/f the game started even though I was not planning to get *any* dances & was just planning to watch the game & mind my own business till the game started.
But alas - it is what it is & a weak to the tits & ass PL is what I is.
I'm Papi Chulo - and I'm a PL (and fellow PLs clap in support and understanding what is like to be a PL).
Thus I am cowering in the sportsbar afraid the Tootsies tits & ass will overpower me again.
Just having a PL moment of weakness - carry on.
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You wrote "got here at 7:55 to jewishly avoid the post 8 pm cover" -- really, Papi? Would it be OK to say "I never wear a condom so that I can Hispanically have as many babies as possible"? "Jewish" isn't a synonym for "penny-pinching"!
Notes:
1. I am not Jewish (not that there's anything wrong with it).
2. This post will probably inspire Meat72 to "prop" my reviews again with questions about my hook nose.
Get a new plan Stan.
Papi is a Juban?
Black bean kreplachs while watching the game
But there is an ebony custy chick in the sportsbar - 5"2 w/ a huge ass wearing supa-tight cutoff sweats, a small waist, wide hips, & wearing a top like a one piece bikini w/ a cleavage-
plunging front showing off some nice natural titties (no bra) - she def looks stripper-material - I'm sitting on the walkway leading to the restrooms & she has walked past me like 3 times me eye-fucking her each time of course - I wanna ask her if she dances but IDK if I'll get the chance.
I'd been thinking to try an escape out one of the emergency exits but the alarm will probably go off.
Plan B - gonna have to make a run for it fhru enemy fire (the main-room) - plan is to just look straight down at my feet as not to get a glimpse of a pair of tits or an ass - but w/ my PL bad luck I'll probably bump into a big-bootied Cubana as I'm walking looking down at my feet & that may spell disaster - please have me in your thoughts as I make a run for it thru the main room.
But it was closer that I'd hoped - I was doing real good w/ my plan but 3/4 out the club I just got a glimpse of a jet black haired Cubana w/ silky straight hair down to her waist - she was at 3 o-clock with her back to me wearing a tiny black g-string & a booty sticking way out (my fave type) - my right leg started turning towards her but I forced my left leg to keep walking straight towards the exit - I had to drag my right leg all the way out the club like a wounded infantry man fighting to make it to safety & out of the line of fire - but I made it guys - I MADE IT ! - one small step for mankind - one giant leap for PLdom.
By the way I'm in love with Hannah.