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In the Emerald City/Seahawks fans

What club do I have to visit, cant miss while out here?

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Have you ever got a dancer soo horny ...

That she forgers she's working and stops asking for money, and then takes you home afterwards. Happened to me twice . First time I really wasn't into the dancer, but it was free sex and I wasn't turning it down.…

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What are the greatest words your fav atripper has ever spoken to you?

as my orgasm faded, she uttered these words: "Damn John, that was a lot. I could barely swallow." She just left, but her young voice innocently proclaiming those ten words keeps playing over and over again in my mind. What are…

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Pros/Cons to being a Regular

I'm a regular at a local hole. The perks are getting the best dances and pretty much acting like I own the place when it's slow. Cons, after a while seeing the same girls naked over and over does nothing…

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Has John Smith been in Kansas recently?

Either John Smith or some other big time whale has been in one of the clubs I go to in Kansas. My CF hangs out with me the whole time I am in the club and it isn't because we…

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69 is only a visual for porn

Was reminded of this fact whilst trying to pleasure my young dancer friend. She decided to work on me at the same time and I couldn't keep going on her. It is one hell of a visual and…

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OFF TOPIC!!!

What's better? Blueberry pancakes Waffles with strawberries

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OT: not another political thread!

Watching the lefts and rights on here over exaggerate everything is hillarious. Left side: If Trump is elected I'm gonna move out the country! Lol ok. Right side: Hillary is a criminal! I guess using your personal email for work makes…

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New girlfriend: "what's a rimjob?"

My soon-to-be traveling companion just read a book where a character was an "everything but" girl (a virgin that does HJs, BJs, rimjobs, etc). Surprisingly, new girl didn't know what a rimjob was. She didn't seem turned off when I…

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Extras clubs

When a dancer goes to audition at a club (extras club), do the managers/owner tell her she's expected to do extras in VIP? Do they even tell her that extras are happening? Or is it just word of mouth? (Maybe…

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Day Shift

I know it depends on the club. Follies is the best example. I only go on day shift. But in most clubs I don't get the day shift preference. To clarify, I understand (and enjoy) more permissive rules,…

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new topic: less off-topic

I am as guilty as anyone of promulgating the debate of political principals and beliefs in this board, and shame on me for that. This is a board about strip clubs and strippers, LDKs and occasional tranny HJ.…

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best club for afro american girls in detroit?

what are best clubs for seeing AA or Latin American Women in Detroit

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anyone from virginia? thought this funny.

"Virginia We're not sure which sarcastic a-hole deemed Virginia "for lovers," because having any kind of sex if you're not married is a Class 4 misdemeanor. If convicted, you'd have to pay a fine of up to $250. Which is weird,…

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OT: theChive

How many Chivers have we got on this board? If you don't know what that is, you're not one.

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You can't take your sister to Prom in Tennessee if she is older than 20

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/05/11/autistic-student-humiliated-at-prom-after-sister-barred.html

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As a stripper I've spent two decades naked, and this is what I learnt

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/11/as-a-stripper-ive-spent-two-decades-naked-but-dont-call-me-a-victim

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Full-Bodied Women

I found a tumblr blog this morning featuring what I would call "full-bodied" women in tight clothes and lingerie. It's been a long time since lingerie pictures really got me hot and bothered (damn middle age setting in) but…

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Strip club patron who shot and 'slow-cooked' cabbie and his mate granted bail

You've got to love headlines like this. http://www.9news.com.au/world/2016/05/11/15/30/gunman-who-shot-and-slow-cooked-cabbie-and-his-mate-granted-bail

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Anyone Having A Mid-Life Crisis?

Just checking if any of you have been hitting the clubs to get in touch with your long-lost youth. I've been separated from my wife for 9 months and filed for divorce 3 months ago. I live in…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

Nice Russian Hottie at Bare Assets

Ok, so this place is off the beaten track of touristy Duvall street. Not super busy but most of the clientele were obviously locals. Good quality women who came down from Miami for…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Late evening visit

Stopped in after work to see how it was pre- 8pm. Spoke with a Venezuela chick. Not bad and since there were only 10 people in club was looking to make money. In this club…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not so good Sunday, great Saturday.

I stopped by last Sunday around 11PM. Cover was $5, they scanned my ID, and a Miller Lite was $5.25. Only 7 girls there, and the only good looking one was hanging out at the…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

The new spot in Houston

I was wary coming in but this place reminds me of Treasures before it went off the deep end and before it became the no fun zone. Girls were a tad aggressive but that's better…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

maybe it was because it was a week day

So I was in town for a covention and figured i'd check out a couple clubs. After a literal 2 second visit to sinbads I came here. There was no cover when I got there…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

maybe it was because it was a week day

So I was in town for a covention and figured i'd check out a couple clubs. After a literal 2 second visit to sinbads I came here. There was no cover when I got there…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Nice girls

Went there on a business trip. Club is not so big, but it got a decent collection of hot girls. Music and lighting are good. Most of the girls are young and beautiful. I went…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Worth the trip

Giving Hott 22 a four-star review does not mean that Hott 22 is a four-star strip joint. Hey, it's a BYOB club in the middle of nowhere Jersey! You don't come to Hott 22 expecting…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Not what I expected

I usually go to BCS but the reviews of the HiLiter made me curious. I thought the physical club was not as nice as I hoped, but the girls were very, very friendly. I was…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Decent time on a Monday.

I came here in a Monday after work around 3 pm. Engrave was free but you have to buy 2 drinks for 12 bucks. The cute blonde bartender was nice and professional. She should be…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Enjoyable Evening at DV8

I stopped in DV8 around 8:30 Monday night. It was not very busy, maybe 15 customers. I got a Jack and Coke for $3.75 and sat by the first stage. Both stages were being used,…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Blowing off steam

After 4 or 5 months away I found myself with a Sunday evening free for some entertainment, so I hit up Roxy's around 6pm. There were 6 or 7 women working with three new…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Entrance fee...WTF?

So I goto this strip club on a Thursday on May 5 2016, and to my surprise they increased the fee to 15.00. I hand the girl a $20 and she tells me can I…

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Disappointing start

Wow what to say. In NOLA for a conference; decided to take some friends to the club on Bourbon St. There were many choices but we picked Deja Vu first (I love the LA location). We…

G String

Akron, Ohio

lucky corner 20 bucks goes a long way

well lets see here I showed up at about 6 pm there was one large dancer there. she and I talked and I found out she is a sub and on fetlife like…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

PoleKatz - May 4, 2016

I went to PoleKatz on Wednesday night about 9:00 PM. Mandatory Valet parking ($6.00). The valet parked the car in plain sight on an open lot. Upon entry, to the left was the VIP section…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Interesting visit

Stopped by the club a month ago and it is really a dive club. Ive met a couple of friendly girls. One chocolate girl was very friendly with me and she would allow…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Overall mediocre, decent for NWI

First off you should know it's in Indiana (no full nudity). That being said it has a decent open atmosphere for being in a small building. It's not a top notch club like you'll find…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

good time

Monika is an AA spinner with long, dark brown hair, about 5'4 or so with a killer ass and real tits and firm. I've been in the VIP with her once before and that was…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

St. James

Had an early morning flight back home so I staid my last night in a hotel close to Bush. Being in the neighborhood I decided to checkout St. James. As others have…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Really nice club, but lots of upselling

I went in around midnight on a Monday night after not having much luck at the Lodge down the street. Club is large, and quite nice. It was a Monday, so I not very busy. Plenty…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Tuesday visit

Stopped in Tuesday to see the girl I hooked up with last time. Luckily she was in. Very good conversationalist. Talked at the bar for a couple of hours. Went back…

Hideaway Lounge

Bedford, Indiana

Dictionary definition of hole in wall

I'm from the Chicago land area so I wasn't expecting to much from a small town club but they still disappointed. Only 3 girls and the best one was maybe a 4. On the plus…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

A second chance

So I decided to give this club a second chance after my last experience, and things turned out a little better. Sat around for awhile just watching and a couple of girls came up…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

Kinda a unique place

Scruples used to be called the Oakford Inn. It's kinda a strange club with a large bar in the center of the place with topless and bikini girls circling around the room soliciting patrons for…

Grind (Oasis)

Portland, Oregon

general

Thought i would do a review for this club since i have not added one since they had opened up in 2014! A buddy of mine visited on a recent Friday night and the selection…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Top 10 clubs? Really?

I can't believe this place is rated as #7 in the top 10 clubs. I guess it is pretty good when they have good looking dancers. Which is typically Thursday - Sunday night. I went…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Back again at HP. I...

Back again at HP. I wanted to start by saying if you like dive bars, this is it. The nude women are a bonus. Fully nude dances and you can get a very up…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Kind of Slow But had Fun

TD's on Eubank is in a pretty decent neighborhood. A taller building with plenty of free parking surrounds it. Security upon entering was friendly and the entry fee on this particular weeknight was $2; which…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Worth a visit when in Houston

Upon entering the club on a Monday evening, a posse of lovely ladies of varying descriptions await you just inside the front door. One of Centerfolds many experienced waitresses will escort you to the seat…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Steady place

Been a long time. Got a chance to visit texas again and remembered finding this gem. Once i knew I was going, I made sure I'd try to get an opportunity to drop…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Last Wednesday Hump Day Fun

Came by my normal Shift change time but it was not too terrible this visit. Arrived around 630 and there were more girls than i can remember at this time. Maybe I got lucky and…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Better girls, worse dances

This was my first visit in a few months. Maybe I was lucky before or unlucky now, but in the past the floor dances were fairly decent mileage, lots of skin on skin contact,…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun place!

I stopped in this place around 4 PM and was delighted to see such a large number of dancers at that early hour. The physical building itself is pretty small and not particularly upscale, but…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Good Time on Tuesday

Went to Flight Club on Tuesday night...usually not a good night to go but I thought "what the heck" since I was in the area. The club was pretty slow that night. The…

Peaches of Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia

Quick Visit is cool

Fairly ok visit. If you just want to go and see naked women go kinda early, not much seating but its never really full. the girls were ok there were about 10 and half were…

Michael's Men's Club & Restaurant

Broussard, Louisiana

Surprisingly good for this location

I went to Michael's on a random Friday night. This club is surprisingly good for its location outside of a small town. There are three stages. A main one; a small middle stage;…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Lunch time

So on my most recent trip to SoCal I was determined to get back to Upland. As has happened too many times in the past I was to busy so I almost didn't go…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Prince is dead!

Over by the airport again, hadn't been in for a while. Been going to Monroe's and Cheetah of late. Today the bar was the center of activity, got a cold draft, shooed off…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

.....

Went here on a saturday night to check out just how this place was and I gotta say it was very underwhelming. The only plus side in this place is that it's a full nude…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

A taste of Toronto

So I went to Toronto with a friend of mine last night for a concert up in Toronto, and after the show let out about 1130, we wanted to keep a fun night going.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

My favorite

Follies is honestly my favorite so far out of magic city, kamal 21, and peaches. super friendly, talented and hot. will come dance and talk to you and doesnt seem so forced. Very much enjoyed…

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, Illinois

Ok, but not great

First time here, heard about it from a friend who said it was new and different. First when you get there you're required to pay for valet parking, not a big fan of that, but…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Decent Talent, very unresponsive.

Stopped in a few Wednesday's ago. Club is the same - same setup, same 8 dollar parking, same bouncer. Got there around 12:30pm and it was pretty empty. I remember when this place…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

First Timer Time Well Spent

I arrived in the early evening and it was not overly crowded yet. The atmosphere was fantastic from the guy at the door to the seating arrangements to the overall quality of the bar…

Body Shop

Rock Island, Illinois

Lot to be desired

This was a real disappointment, I stopped in on a Tuesday night around 10:30. There were only two girls working despite the dozen customers inside. While the drinks were made quite strong they were also…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Weekday after work

So went straight after work. Haven't been here in awhile so wanted to check out the lineup. There was a cover charge plus 1 minimum drink. Went to set down, place was pretty empty…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Passing by Kentucky

There were only two girls dancing at 10pm on a Sunday night which was rather disappointing. One quick tip is that you should always bring your hotel room key - its probably the southern hospitality…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Same, same

I've been coming to the Columbia clubs (Platinum Plus, Platinum West, and its predecessor, Heartbreakers) about once/month for the past 10 years - always in the afternoon. In the beginning, it was a lot…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Also the same

I've been coming to the Columbia clubs (Platinum Plus, Platinum West, and its predecessor, Heartbreakers) about once/month for the past 10 years - always in the afternoon. In the beginning, it was a lot…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

VIP review

Made it back to DDooks as I said I would. Covered the basics in my last review, so I will cut right to the VIP room dances with Eres: Rooms are private. Each room has its own…

The Cabin

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

They are closed

The Cabin was one of the stranger clubs I've ever been to. It was BYOB and had a weird outdoor patio area, strange decor and the trashiest of girls. Dances were pretty tame…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Lots of fun

Love this plase! Had lots of fun! The ladies are very sexy friendly and fun! Reasonable drink prices and private dance prices! Very classy place! Really appreciated that the girls arent like sharks. They…

TS Music - Strip Live Theatre

Tokyo, Japan

Saturday Evening in Tokyo

Place is pretty easy to find using Google maps, its on the 1st floor of one of the main drags through Kabuchiko. Entrance is 5,200 yen ($48) and there is a vending machine selling overpriced…

Temptations Cabaret

Beaumont, Texas

$10 lapdances on Wednesday from 9 to 11

I spent a year in Beaumont almost a decade ago, when the Gold Club was still the gold standard. That was a decent club, but it was harder to get to.. Temptations is much…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice place to chill

So I went back to this bar on my way home Thursday night. The place opens around 10pm, but I dies not start filling up until around 11:30 pm and it close at 2:00 am…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Flashlight

Flashers is located N.E. of downtown Atlanta. The club is rundown inside, I paid $15.00 cover charge. A shot of patron will cost you $8.50. When I entered maybe 10-12 dancers working, their energy level…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Late Afternoon - Good, Not Great Time

Arrived about 3:30 last Friday. As usual, there's several girls on the afternoon shift. Overall good quality, a couple of 9's, several 7 or 8's, and then a smattering of 5's and 6's.…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Casual Visit

Visited this one in January. It was pretty slow, just a few guys lounging around and talking to the dancers. I was immediately approached by a very tall, sexy dancer who had just finished her…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Good time

Hit the Parrot on Tuesday night. Construction around El Paso is getting out of hand. The Parrot is way out on the east side in Horizon City. It was about 9:30 when…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Weird visit

Nice to see the shill reviews have stopped. But with all that had been said I wanted to check the place out for myself. I'm not usually a night time clubber, but recalling the good…

Overall good!

Just went to an event tonight, Weds.. Much much better mileage than typical nyc strip clubs, but I wasn't impressed. Was my first time, maybe my expectations were too high. I was the first from…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

This place is just OK

This place is fair at best. First off I struggled to find where I could enter the building as there is just a random door with no sign or anything on the side of…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Good club to hang out but be careful to discuss before the dances

Was in Portland for a few hours to kill and dropped in at PTs showclub. Not many people and not many performers. Had a gorgeous lady approach me and check if wanted a dance - but…

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Avatar Size WTF

I can't see shit. Tiny avatars suck, owner please fix. I can't see Nina's boobs, or PD83's uterus. Please upgrade avatar size and allow animated GIFs. FUCK!

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Dorkiest thing you've ever seen in a strip club

Im looking at mine. Guy with tshirt that reads "born to pork." Mohawk. Sun glasses. Cig in his mouth. Unlit. Three ugly girls with fake tits doing air dances for him. He is dancing with them. He…

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If you had to pick one...

This is inspired by all the ldk talk lately Would you rather cum in your pants or shit in your pants

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Choose Johns VIP for Tonight

Candidate 1: redhead, proven slut, very permissive, breaks club rules for me by spreading her pussy wide open on stage, wonderfully inviting. OTC willing but I don't have time. Tiny tits. Will be pissed if I don't…

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Emmanuelle Chriqui: topless at last!

I've been awaiting this day since I saw her in "Snow Day" in 2000: my favorite Moroccan-Canadian Sephardic Jewish actress Emmanuelle Chriqui ("shreeky") is topless at last! You might know her as Sloan on "Entourage" or as Adam…

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The rotating TUSCL taglines crack me up...

I may be wrong,but it looks like new ones are being added

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Columbia, SC - Worth Stopping?

Will be passing through Columbia, SC on a Sunday late afternoon/early evening. Are any clubs worth checking out?

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Turnabout

I took a dancer to lunch at an Olive Garden today before an assignation. She was talking about BF problems and how she knew he'd been seeing another girl. Last night she saw pictures on FB of him with his…

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Russia creating super bomb....I hope Obama kept some nukes for us.

Where the hell are they going to test this? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3582907/Russia-ready-test-new-generation-nuclear-missiles-capable-punching-NATO-s-shield-blowing-area-size-FRANCE.html

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ClackPort

Are you on tour yet ? If so what is your schedule

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Follies VIP Experience - Is it worth it??

I visited Follies for the 4th time within the past 2 weeks. Within that time frame only one girl had asked me to go back to VIP with her. I asked is it worth it? she stated "i'll make you…

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Online trolls paid to support Hillary Clinton

Nothing involving that fake deceitful bitch surprises me! http://www.cleveland.com/open/index.ssf/2016/05/online_trolls_paid_to_defend_h.html#incart_river_home http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-clinton-digital-trolling-20160506-snap-htmlstory.html

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Another Akron 2AM'er

This article doesn't specify a strip club but there are 3 well known strip clubs within a couple blocks of each other on Britain rd., I suspect this is strip club related. http://www.cleveland.com/akron/index.ssf/2016/05/women_shot_at_while_driving_fr.html#incart_river_home

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Whale avatars on the TUSCL discussion board.

All the cool kids are doing it... I want to be part of the "in" crowd and follow along... But I don't want to get addicted...

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LDK Survey for PLs

Okay, there has been extensive talk about LDKing on this board and it's seems a clear divide of guys who do it and like it, versus guys who pass on it. Myself, well I can recall 2 times in my entire…

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A Stripper Scammer

Who knew that there were people who scam strippers? https://thedirty.com/gossip/detroit/dona-entertainment-huge-scammer/

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Cashless Society

There are those that are pushing toward a cashless society for safety and convenience. The government claims it is pushing it because of the expense of printing money and to be able to shut down criminal enterprise. The banks say…

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For those PLs of us who think that using your own phone and computer is safe

I have always said if you want to be discreet about your activities you should always use cash and have a burn phone that is essentially untraceable. As the below article partially illuminates no mater what "chat, text or phone hiding…

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Womenand gay rights according to the left/PC.

Man: "I don't believe women have any rights, and I think gays should be hanged." Woman: "Wow, what a complete primitive asshole you are! You must be a Republican." Man: "No, actually, I'm a Muslim and those are my religious beliefs." Woman: "Oh!…

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Just go fishing

The manager of an everything-under-one-roof store is showing a new employee the ropes. "Okay," he says, "you said you have sales experience, that's good. have you ever worked at a store like this though?" The new guy says no. "Okay, so…

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Greatest Stripper Joke Ever?

You decide. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt_s0qeRdkw

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Kitten Natividad: Last Dancer Standing

Any of you remember Russ Meyer movies? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kelly-hughes/kitten-natividad-last-dan_b_9866426.html

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Boise man gets 15 years for strip club stabbing

http://www.ktvb.com/news/crime/boise-man-gets-15-years-for-strip-club-stabbing/183107774

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

A remodel

Tried the flamingo again and should have walked away when the guy at the front decide to chat me up for awhile and then let me in for free. Before 630 is 10-15 bucks…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

My Currnet Favorite US Club

I was back in south Florida on business two weeks ago. There are very few places where you can still find full nudity and alcohol, so I always visit a few clubs when I…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Friday afternoon 5 dollar cover, 4 dancers working

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon 5 dollar cover, 4 dancers working I don't remember there names no lookers at all it was slow at one point I was the only costumer in there, I was there…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Millstream Update

It's been about two months since my last Millstream review; I've made a three or visits since then. Friday or Saturday afternoons for all of them. All in all I think that…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Scarlett's is quite a bit different than your normal strip club

Scarlett's is quite a bit different than your normal strip club. It really does have a club feel with a lot of house music and light shows. There were a decent number of female customers.…

Gentlemen's Playhouse

Selma, North Carolina

Best around b4 heading to Fayetteville NC

Although NC is my home state, I somehow didn't even know this place exist until I was driving down 95 S heading towards Fayetteville one night. The place is noticable from the interstate because of…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Single mother's day

After a long and tiring weekend, I decided to relax a little bit at HL before heading in to the work week. Got into the club at about 8. 10-12 dancers, and about…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Best one in El paso

Best one out of all of them on El Paso. Wednesdays are lady's nights, so you have the girls that work there and the girls that just go to have fun. Prices can go from…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

go-to spot

X4B is my new favorite spot in PG. There are some complaints starting with the loud as music. Also the most the DJ talks the whole damn time. Now on to the good. There were…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

First strip club

Crowded on a Friday night. Came in as a first timer in a strip club in California. The seating around the stage was great. Felt up lose and able to see. The girls weren't pushy…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Old Reliable Blue Moon

Blue Moon has been one of my favorite clubs for years. It's small, and not too flashy, but there tend to be at least a few GORGEOUS girls every time I've gone. The venue is…

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, Virginia

Too Spendy

Coming from CA, where things ain't cheap in general, I was shocked to find dance prices ranged from $25 to $35. Seriously? Waaaay too spendy. Be a smart business and incent people…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

it always feels like a hit or miss, there just is no telling until you arrive

i decided to take my annual trip out to see the ladies on offer. I parked my car in a parking lot and I was greeted by a parking lot employee. which was a nice…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

weekend review

Stopped in last weekend to see Taylor. Really she is the only reason I stop by anymore. They have a lot of vey beautiful woman here still but most of the ones I knew from…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Went here on a Saturday night around 8:30

Went here on a Saturday night around 8:30. The place was relatively dead for a Saturday night. I was told that it starts picking up after 10 but it remained the same till midnight. Parking…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Bit of a hustle

I stopped in at Delilah's den on a recent Friday evening, getting there around 9:30. Place is easy to find and plenty of parking, so no problem there. I was a bit shocked…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Its a nice place

I went on a wed night after a long night of poker (paid off). I decided I did not want to go home yet and I had heard a friend recommend this place so I…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Slow Night but Fun Time Had

Stopped in on a Monday night o watch what would end up being the Blackhawks final playoff game this season. Nice drink specials, had two very strong cocktails for roughly $18 or so including a…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Disappointed

Decent set up and only 10 dollar cover , of course it's byob. When I first entered random girls all approached me about private dances which were only about ten bucks a pop. There was…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Avoid the robs

Pros: a lot of dancers about 30 and up on Thursday nights more selections more than any clubs I've been to at coi and also 150$ for half hr very good value can't be beat…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

New experience for me, great time

This was the first time I've been to a 1 on 1 club. It was a little seedy going in, but I felt comfortable once I was greeted inside. Inside was nice, with several themed…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

nothing extra

Dropped in on a Monday during the day after checking out Pandos and not finding anyone I was intrested in. No other customers besides me, and only three dancers on duty. I just missed a…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

maybe it's just me...

I've been to this club a couple times before, and it has always been a good place to hang-out. There is never a feel of trashiness, and the club's physical appearance on the inside is…

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

Some good, some bad.

I visit this club when I can. Sometimes it's great some times not so much. It depends on who's working. Had two dances, first Cherry, huge what seemed to be natural breasts.…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

It's OK

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon on my way out west. Club has ample room on the main floor for several groups to sit at tables. Bar seating also available. Club is…

Play House

Fayetteville, North Carolina

On a boring Sunday afternoon decided to stop by the Playhouse

On a boring Sunday afternoon decided to stop by the Playhouse. Pretty straightforward place. Located in a little strip of shops along Bragg Blvd. Standard setup with this sort of place: walk in front…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Played at the Pen

The parking lot is interesting in itself as it shares space with a lingerie modeling club, Whispers. The girls were hanging outside the place, smiling and trying to get my attention as I was heading…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Honeys

Me and a buddy we out seeing some talent and decided to stop by and see if anything was going on at Honeys. The last few times I've been there the talent level has been…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

when schedule does not support trip up to IR

When in the area and can not make it to IR due to schedule, have used BA as the springboard. Its not purfect but as long as you dont have too high of expections…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

West Park, Florida

ghetto club

This club is nasty. Located in the hood, so I should have know to stay away. The dancers are all black with 1 or 2 Spanish or white girls. They are all sloppy looking. Lots…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

11 pm on a sunday

So i had to go pick up a relative from the airport but found out he was a little delayed so i turned south on 95 and then i was just in the mood to…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Block-in Block-out

I've been to the block a few times in my career but never during afternoon. Me and a buddy decided to swing by after a horrible morning of golf. Stopped by Jewel Box…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Great time at Cheetah!

This is my fourth review of Cheetah, and it will be just like the others. I really enjoyed my time here. I've been away for almost a year, and I couldn't believe one of the…

Dixie Rose Cabaret

Abilene, Texas

dixie rose 5/10/2016

I got to Abilene about 2:00 PM Talked to Dixie Rose cabaret on phone earlier, and they told me they opened about 2:00 or 2:30 so I went and ate before I went.…

Club Wandas

Montréal, Quebec

Contact dances now available at Wanda's

I went there on a Wednesday evening, so not when the club is most busy. For those who don't know, Wanda's since January has been allowing contact dances - a real change, since the club…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Saturday afternoon second visit.

We spent about 3 hrs there before going to the Trapeze that night. Pulled up and the club looked nice with no body hanging outside when straight in with the wife had to let…

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Strippers

Q: What do you call a 350-pound stripper? A: Broke! Q: How is a stripper like peanut-butter? A: They spread for the bread. Q: Why did the stripper wear panties? A: To keep her ankles warm.…

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TUSCL Ted

TUSCL Ted spots a nice looking gal in a bar so he goes up and starts some small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up…

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$10 LDK82 Has This CD In His Minivan Right Now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY Even Justin Timberlake is a fan of LDK

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Perfect threesome?

Since this is the place where even lawyers go for advice, here goes. I have the perfect arrangement for my first threesome. A regular favorite (DS III) and a friend of hers that she's in love with. I know…

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Just Because We CAN Doesn't Mean We SHOULD

I just saw a TV commercial for Samsung's new smart refrigerator. It's full of electronic gadgets including 3 little interior cameras. Say you're at the grocery store and need to check if you need milk (or beer). Presto.…

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I think I've made it

Click on the link. Support! https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/higher-feat.-john-legend-single/id1111812157

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Did anyone club on Mother's Day ?

My mom was out of town visiting family so I had the day free. I was having a lazy Su and decided to hit a club - ended up hitting 2 black clubs in the late-afternoon and Tootsies on Su eve…

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WTF happened?

Something that often the guys on here talk about is complimenting dancers. Usually on their bodies. I never realized how much I rely on that for confidence until the other night. I had slept all day and got up and…

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Texting

I know this isn't new but it just makes me think how stupid does a dancer think I am when they tell me they were "Too busy" to text me back when I see them in the club the next…

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Herion A.M.

https://youtu.be/W-ZdQ0z5cLM

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Too crazy for crazyjoe

Tornado chasers are stupid http://jalopnik.com/you-have-to-be-insane-to-drive-your-car-this-close-to-a-1775424539

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I wonder what the strippers on stripper web think aboot me ?

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Empire

Do any of you watch the show "Empire" on Fox? I've never seen it, but it seems to be about a hip hop music empire. Are strip clubs featured often? http://thecelebritycafe.com/2016/05/empire-s2-episode-15-kin/

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londonguy, London recommendations

I'm going to be visiting the UK with a new girlfriend shortly. She's going to run off to visit family friends one day. Is there any place worth my time? Last time I was in London was many years ago…

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The Squire, Boston

How has been the experience in the Champagne roon in the Squire? Is it worth the money?

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Southern California Recommendations

Im looking for clubs in the so cal area.... my type is basically the barbie doll, blonde or bruneete, thin with silicone tips. Anyone have any club recommendations? SR in COI is where I usually go. Thanks!

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A new one

A stripper who I met about a month ago texted me Saturday to come visit her that evening at the club. I agreed. Later, she texted me. She asked if we could meet at a local strip club. A club she would…

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stripper jealousy

TLDR: get ATF to sit with you for free, all the other strippers who ignored you on previous visits try to jump in her warm seat when she gets up to work other paying customers (and the moment the other…

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To Date, Best NBA Play-Off Match-Up: San Antonio Vs. OKC

I like 'em both. Both quality teams with cool players, but I think Spurs will win it in 7. No assholes on the court at anytime, although I miss Sam Perkins.

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San Jose Gay

I usually hate the trolls' bullshit. But San Jose Gay is creative and festive. Much more entertaining than the lion and the like. And he's the first one to actually get to the gravy drinker. He will get…

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Disappearing revirews

is it me or are reviews disappearing from tuscl. i look at my reviews and noticed some are gone. some due to club closures but other clubs remain open and i cannot find my reviews anyone else going thru the…

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Ducking vs. Fucking / iPhones

I just had a new stereo installed in one of my cars this weekend with Apple Car Play and it's quite amazing. I was a good hour away from home in a metro area. Open Maps (it won't…

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Something going down at Follies

Follies is normally open well before 1 to let people getsettled and get a drink. Dancing starts at 1. Got there at 1 sharp. About ten guys in line to get in. WTF?? They were not open but the staff was…

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Black Clubs are Da Bestest

Enough said

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Any of you guys into handies?

My friend tells me that most of you guys are ok. Except that transphobic asshole Dugan. So do any of you like handies? My tits are D-cups and my dick is 8 inches!

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Fuck you Dugan! I am calling you out you pussy!

What the fuck is this shit that I hear about you supporting regressive bathroom laws? My bud just told me about your posts before our latest HJ session. You do know that most trans women, regardless of whether they are post-op…

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This is funny

I saw the thread about "Mother's Day" and immediately thought about what percentage of strippers are moms. When I googled "stripper statistics" the first article I saw was an article from a guy that had googled "stripper statistics".…

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Mothers day

To all of our beautiful ladies here whether you are or will become Happy Mothers Day I sure hope you have a special one

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Fort McMurray Wildfire Relief Includes Free Lap Dances for Escapees

You can always count on strip clubs to help the victims of natural disasters. http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/fort-mcmurray-wildfire-relief-free-lap-dances-for-escapees

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In Honor of ShadowCat

I posted this a while back but it seemed appropriate to post again in honor of the Follies master. Hope he can be back soon. He's had lots of cute dancers at Follies, or so I've been told, But how is…

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Another Cleveland 2AM'er

I've been to almost every club in the Cleveland Metro area. Even though I don't mind frequenting dives because of the area this is one I wouldn't frequent even if I was armed. Heart of the east side Cleveland ghetto.…

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First hustle of the visit

It seems like everyone who gets the dance invite before getting their first drink has to turn it down. IME, that girl who starts before you sit or get a drink is one you'd rather turn away anyway. Usually,…

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Shadowcat Sat. report

Unfortunately not much new to report. Shadowcat had a rough couple of days and is still in ICU. His daughter is hoping they will move him to a private room on Monday. When they do I will visit him in…

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Quick Note

Those of you who said keep at it cause MILF sex gets better were right. She was so appreciative of my DS developed oral skills that I honestly believe I'm the first guy whose cum she's swallowed. I…

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Punching above it's weight

For those of you that may be aware Leicester City FC (some of you guys may have trouble saying Leicester) recently won the English Football (soccer) premier league, which everyone is shocked at but well received by nearly everyone. In…

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The Kama Pootra...for Crazyjoe

Available at Amazon https://36.media.tumblr.com/8c0a9ec97286eb62d45fc9549ecbc691/tumblr_mih81h1kUP1r0kpsoo1_500.jpg

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New Tampa club "Lookers" ? Any experience?

I've had a number of very enjoyable visits to Club Risque in tampa on dale mabry a mile or so south of the infamous Mons and 2001. I've had at least three straight visits to this club within the…

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Jack off part 2

If everyone jacks off, then, why are most people afraid of getting caught with their pants down?

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crossword puzzle clue

I was doing the crossword this morning and this was one of the clues: Give a good toss Any ideas?

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holy shit!!!

http://theadvocate.com/news/15699814-123/bill-to-outlaw-stripping-under-21-in-louisiana-advancing-toward-final-passage Strippers and church now that's a fucking concept. First off I get the trafficking thing and its bad and should never happen but raising the age or sending dancers to church wont fix the problem. The fact is, times are…

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What non-sexual act of a dancer makes you wanna spend more with her?

What non-sexual act of a dancer makes you wanna spend more with her? What non-sexual act of a dancer makes you say "no more"? ... I expect wide variety is responses. Including "nothing" I specifically took out "sexual" because there it is usually…

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99% of all guys jack off

And the other 1% are liars

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Meet the Muslim Ex-Porn Star Stripping for Women's Rights

Q. Did you hear about the Muslim party at the strip club? A. It was a blast. https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/meet-the-muslim-ex-porn-star-stripping-for-womens-rights

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Funeral Stippers

Funeral strippers are popular in Taiwan. Would you want strippers at your funeral? https://www.hongkongfp.com/2016/05/07/a-send-off-to-remember-taiwans-funeral-strippers/

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Self-Service in Strip Club Bathroom

This may be too explicit: For those of us who are happy enough getting grinding lap-dances without anything more than that, has anyone out there ever felt the need to jerk it in the bathroom in between getting some really good…

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There are over 540 million firearms in circulation

That is one for every 12 people.... The only quesion is, how do we arm the other 11?

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What the hell is gluten?

£_^*&÷₩£'

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Ever Had Sex with a Married Civie Woman?

I'm not talking about married strippers who do OTC all the time, I'm talking about a married non-stripper (co-worker, neighbor, friend's friend, etc) who was bored/angry/frustrated with her relationship and was looking to have a little fun. Have any of…

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Juice has a new favorite nail polish for dancers

https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2016/05/06/finger-lickin-good-manicure-kfc-flavored-nail-polish-launches/

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Ass spanking

Does smacking dat ass come standard for LDs? Is it considered more a VIP thing? I've had girls who seem to dig it during LDs. And I've had girls tell me if have to go VIP to do it. I mean, obviously…

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What's up with the whale avatars?

Is there a secret TUSCL whale club?

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MILF - Who Is Your Favorite?

I'd have to go with Jamie Lee Curtis in the movie "True Lies" with the Arnolds. I know, today she's a GILF, which is even a little too old for me. There are several MILFy porn stars which I…

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Couple new pics :)

http://imgbox.com/g/Y6upUMdylD

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San Antonio clubs.

There are a lot of clubs in this city. Wonder what you guys would recommend for a good time. UHM is always a plus or ITC/OTC action is also a plus. Just trying to plan a trip. thanks

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The greatest night

What's the greatest night you ever had in a strip club? What made it so great? Any stories that involve taking a shit, eating any form of chicken, or wearing a suit, don't count. Here's mine: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31393

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ATF Says I need to do More for Her

Funny. I had it the other way around. ITC and OTC, I spoil the shit out of her and she knows it. There's a long line wanting to take her place and I'd get twice the mileage,…

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As Louisiana lawmakers advance stripper age limit of 21, one wishes for way to '

http://www.theneworleansadvocate.com/news/15699814-123/bill-to-outlaw-stripping-under-21-in-louisiana-advancing-toward-final-passage