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Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Alright, for Ohio

My recent club visits were in Peoria, IL and Baltimore, MD, so I anticipated a letdown in quality in the Cleveland area. No surprise, then. After being admitted thru the locked entryway I…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Decent but not the way it used to be

I hadn't been to PP in at least a couple of years. I remember the days when this club was consistently rated in the Top 10 in the country, but those days are apparently…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Had a break at Newark airport for 5 hrs and decided to check this place out

Had a break at Newark airport for 5 hrs and decided to check this place out. I have read multiple review of this place here and was curious. Neighborhood is sketchy and but looks residential.…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Eve & Dawn

Stopped by the Ballpark last week around 8:00. Dancers were Christina (dirty blond MILF - have had very enjoyable Harry, Billy & DATY with her in the past), Tina (another well built MILF on the…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

A personal favorite.

The House is something special. I guess you could call me a regular, when I enter I'm always surprised that I'm greeted like a regular, cause in my mind I take long hiatuses. The dancers…

ESQ

Calgary, Alberta

Risque is now known as ESQ

Risqué is now defunct. The new club is known as ESQ opened yesterday. Originally Risqué occupied the larger area of the building and the smaller one was knows as a regular club called Murmurs. The…

Midnight Express

Cornersville, Tennessee

New Pricing Heirarchy for Dances

I stopped here on my way home to Nashville after doing a short sweep through several clubs in Huntsville that day. It had been a long time since I had been to this club on…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Wed Evening

Been awhile, but checked it out on a Wed night. It was not very busy but they had a lot of very attractive girls. The club is pretty nice inside, but it serves no alcohol.…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Friday shift change

Went in on a friday afternoon as day shift was leaving and night shift was starting to trickle in. probably 6 dancers on shift, most about average, and a couple (one was named Arizona I…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Great pre drink spot

I was in town for a bat hole party. Key West is a great town for a long weekend! Initially none of us even thought about going to a strip club, but we came across…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I was visiting Bridgeport on business, and decided to stop at Pleasant's to check out how things were going

I was visiting Bridgeport on business, and decided to stop at Pleasant's to check out how things were going. I had given up on Pleasant Moments because the selection had been wanting, and some…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Top three in Houston

There are plenty of upscale ladies here and a variety of ethnicities to choose from. Definitely something for everybody. Not full nude, but one of the best topless clubs in the Houston area.…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Not the best, not terrible

Mediocracy at its finest. Girls: the girls here are not the A team. Depending on what shift you come during will determine quality of girls. Very little stage presence. Talent is low.…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

bad experience but I'll be back

I'm fairly new to Indy. I just received a bonus at work and decided to blow it. I probably should have used it on student loans but I'm young and foolish. Brad's was the highest…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

So for some thing's it's hit or miss these days

Stopped in at Atlantis today (Saturday) there were a few new (to the club -- none were rookies) dancers since the last time I'd been in. At least two were clearly there to be feeding…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

typical

Went to the Hugger on a whim, later than I normally go, but still late day shift. Arrived about 6:30, and found out my ATF had left early that day, not feeling well. Kinda disappointed,…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

...Interesting...

Made my first visit to Bottoms Up with some buddies back in town for a little college reunion. We only graduated 2 years ago, so not like we're a bunch of old fogies. We'd been…

Coco Bongos

Muskogee, Oklahoma

Awesome Management

Highest quality of management that I have ever encountered in Oklahoma. This is a very clean club. This would be the top club in Oklahoma if it were located in Tulsa and had more parking…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Had a great time

Tootsie's is a really big venue. Didn't see a bigger one so far. I was a bit scared it may harm the atmosphere but the opposite is true. We visited on Saturday night in…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

I kinda like this place, one of the best on Long Island

I visited this place about a dozen times over the past couple of years. It's much better than those local dive strip bars but not as fancy as those big corporate clubs in the…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Still worth it

I was nervous about going back to the club due to recent shootings. I am glad that I did. It was well worth it. The true value is still in the vip room where the…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Lots of Dancers and Money Can Go a Long Way If You Have Enough

Others have described the club physically so I won't go into full detail but it is huge. Entrance is easy to find, right off the highway. Convenient to get right back on the road after.…

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, Ohio

wanted to see some tits on a weekday

7 dollar cover at the front desk. You go in the double doors and the bar is to the right, stage to the front, and the couches and some tables on the left side of…

Di Carlos's

Albany, New York

Disappointing Visit

I haven't been to Dicarlo's since the remodel. The place looks nicer, although the bathrooms weren't part of the remodel. When I first arrived, and for the next 2-3 hours, it was pretty quiet. I…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Great place for not a lot of money

A must for any day. I went in with a couple and I am a female. Ladies admission is free! The dancers were great showgirls and will really sit and hold a conversation with you.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday Fun

I had been here one time before, and enjoyed it. Was in the area again, and decided to check it out again. Arrived on a Saturday night, just around 9pm. Place was…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Centerfolds Boston

Went with a buddy a couple of months ago. Bouncers greeted us and were pretty cool. Treated us well and showed us to a table near the stage. Made sure we were…

Paper Doll Lounge

Charlotte, North Carolina

Football trip

This is a good club decent prices and like most clubs once it get closer to closing time it offers 2 dances for 30. They have somebody that watches during the regular dances. I don't…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

A great night if you bring enough cash!

Stopped by the club with some buddies after hitting the bars on Bourbon St. Place was practically empty. Music wasn't too loud, so we could actually carry on a conversation…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Late night visit

Came here at the end of a night out in honor of a buddy who is having a kid. It was my first time here and totally a weird vibe when we got in -…

Skin and Games

Portland, Oregon

I strolled over to Sinrock on a recent Friday evening

I strolled over to Sinrock on a recent Friday evening. I actually had never been here before. It's right next to a Taco Bell and McDonalds, that's good to know for when I have those…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Catching my flight

I had been to E11even earlier in the night/early morning, but I had an early morning flight to catch at FLL, so I made my way north this club. It was around 3 am, and…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Wednesday Night is Value Night

Most dancers offered a $10 dance on Wednesday night that resembles the standard $20 dance on other nights. It seems that the $30 dance is usually available for $20 on Wednesday nights also.…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

Used to dance here , its a fun place

come throw some money here! used 2 dance here when i lived in la there is a variety of really hot girls. its not a busy club but theres money to be made if you…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Remember: You are in Utah!

I visited American Bush on a wednesday evening last year between 10 pm and 1 am. If the parking spots in front of the club are occupied, you can use the ones in front of the…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Great place to visit

A pretty nice place to visit. I was in town for business and decided to make a stop over here. It's pretty convenient because its so close to O'hare airport. I had some friends that…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

It's getting worse every year

I went to Little Darlings on a monday evening. Unfortunately they did not honour the coupon you can find on their homepage (15$ instead of 35$). They have signs everywhere saying "20$ per dance" - but the…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

Saturday afternoon

So I'm driving by Saturday afternoon, and see the parking lot has quite a few cars in the lot. Drop in, and see at least a dozen customers and 4 dancers. Got a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

ANOTHER FINE FRIDAY

I'm beginning to enjoy the Friday day shift. I got there at 1215 so I beat the mandatory valet parking routine, got the customary pat down/hug from security. Got a corner seat at…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Saterday day

Stopped in for a drink and to see what was going on at the blue. 7 or 8 woman on day shift sadly nothing stood out to me. it was late enough to stay for…

Emperor's Gentleman's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Alibi Inn

Visited this club for the first time a few weeks back. The place is located in downtown Cleveland. Arrived in the early evening and there was no cover. I was sober upon entry but the…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Roxy's

I hadn't been to this club in a few years so was due to check it out again. It used to be mostly white dancers and now it seems closer to 50/50. I prefer the…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Ebony Inn

Had been to this all black club before but it had been a few years so checked it out again on a recent trip to D.C.. It was about a $20 Uber ride from downtown…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Bandaid's

Stopped into Bandaid's on Friday around 1 pm. No cover. They did scan my ID which I elected not to make a big deal about because I wasn't up for selling them on not scanning…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Daleville, Alabama

Going here during the middle of the month isn't a good idea

It has been a while since I went to Teasers, so I decided to check it out again. The parking lot had enough cars but most of the cars…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

BML

Made two short visits on a trip to PHX this past week. Stopped in on Wed and again on Friday. First time visits. The place is nicer looking on the outside and the inside than…

Rainbow Sports Bar

Spitalfields, England

First Visit to Rainbow

I was walking back to my hotel at around 10.30 on Monday evening when I noticed a group of very attractive, scantily clad, ladies standing out side the venue smoking. I wasn't planning on visiting…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Huh

Well I hadn't been in here for a couple months and my quiet boycott ended seeing I had business to accomplish in the area. I came early Friday thinking it opened at 11 am and…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Up and down

Like any club, the dancer quality seems to go up and down. Usually this place has at least one or two girls that are tempting. It makes the down times acceptable. However, on this…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First timer

I was in Phoenix Saturday and decided to go check out the blue moon. Based on the many reviews here it seemed the right thing to do. I entered and immediately went blind. I is…

Eve's Tease

Phoenix, Arizona

Had a good time

So I went to BML to check out the infamous Ariel but alas she was not in this Saturday night. So I decided to go to my old standby Eve's which I haven't been…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

Visited on a Tuesday night

Visited on a Tuesday night. 16 dancers, about 8-9 patrons. Club is medium sized and they had two stages going even with the few people there. Girls ranged from 4 to 7.…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

Slow Night

Stopped by to see if it was still open and it was the same old place. Ladies are ok and met with Jasmine again but as I just had been working I did not get a private…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Club 1245

Visited this club for the first time in several years. It had not changed much. Good mix of customers- felt like a safe environment. Mickayla (I think) sat next to me at the bar. Nice…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Rob is back

Bartender Rob is Back at Red Room where he belongs. visited on Sunday late afternoon, pleasantly surprised to see him back to true form. Grabbed a seat near jukebox, the rotation of dancers is…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Great time

Stopped in towards the end of the day shift, They were a little short on the number of dancers working. There were only 4 of them. Fortunately a lot of new girls came in for…

Emerald City Gentleman's Club

Port Charlotte, Florida

Best Value In The Bay Area Hands Down

If you are looking for a Sunday Funday spot you have found it! Emerald City is partnered with the bar next door Bikinis who show a variety of sporting events and offer you free beer!…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Gotta Say...better than expected

The Golden Banana off route 1 in Peabody looks like a dump from the outside. Walk in the door and Mr. Door man greets you on the left where you'll pay a $5-10 cover charge.…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

THIS PLACE IS DEAD

I went to the club after being in Charleston for business one day. I read the reviews of everything in Charleston and this seemed to be the best of the bad options. Overall…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Same experience... Different Day

Went back again after my OKAY visit few months back. Wanted to see if anything has changed. Went there around 8. Nice quite neighborhood. Parking lot was like half full, so was hoping things inside…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Canada Ballet

Was in the Detroit area last week on business and decided to stay in Windsor at the Casino to play some cards and take in the Canadian ballet. Cheetah's is my favorite venue. Clean, safe, great…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Divas still seems to deliver

I arrived around 7PM and the club was in the process of swapping out the day shift for the night shift. There was a multiply pierced tat'd up gal who was just leaving…

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, Illinois

Super Posh but missing something

The newest and maybe nicest looking club in Chicagoland. Despite it being super nice the set up is horrible. The stage is surrounded by water so the only up close seating is at…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

I decided to check out Cabaret again

I decided to check out Cabaret again. It's been quite a few years since I've been back here, but it's been getting decent reviews recently. I strolled into here a little before 9 on a…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Best club in Chicagoland

Scores is by far the best club in Chicagoland. That's not saying much, but The girls are always hot and the dances are usually good. Main stage with two smaller stages to…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

Has it really improved? Or just a one-off?

Was arriving home from business trip, being in the area, figured i would drive by and see if business had picked up. this was friday night at approximately 12 midnight. As i was pulling closer,…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Only locals are welcome

I frequent this club once a month or so. Since layout of the club was described in some of the previous posts, I will not repeat it. I was there on Wednesday last week. Unfortunately,…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

ph review

Stopped by the club on a Friday. Got there around 10. Parked with the valet and paid the cover charge (I think it was 15). I found a seat at the upstairs bar. The place…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

Nobody home

Had a chance to swing by Centerfolds on a Thursday evening about 8pm. This place is notorious for limited girls - usually just one during the day and then 4 or 6 at night in…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Short review

I won't reiterate the physical layout of the club. I visited early in the evening and stayed until about 2 am. The club doesn't really pick up until after midnight. I like…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

I only stop at Safari occasionally, usually because the dancer quality varies wildly and the place is rarely busy at the times I happen to be in the area

I only stop at Safari occasionally, usually because the dancer quality varies wildly and the place is rarely busy at the times I happen to be in the area. But sometimes after leaving other…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

The waitress was the best looking

Maybe I left too early in the evening, but the looks at the Paper Moon were a bit lacking a couple Fridays ago. It had been a long day to end a long week, and…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

SATURDAY NIGHT VISIT

I stopped in last night, my first visit in several months. Club is very nice, a lot more luxurious than you would expect in this part of Providence. The various clubs and sex businesses in…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Still New

So I've been to Vixen's a couple of times now since it has opened. I usually go in the afternoons on my way home from work, so I can't speak to how the club…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Amazing but pricey

This was a great club. Very expensive, but you almost get what you pay for. It was 35 for valet (mandatory) and cover altogether. Dances were 20 a song. The girls were mind…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

After not getting down here for awhile, have been several times so far this year to make up

After not getting down here for awhile, have been several times so far this year to make up. Still the same as ever, which is good. Ruby doesn't seem to be around as much, but…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Sunday Afternoon Visit

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon around 4 pm. Was one of the only places open early on a Sunday in OKC. Bigger place than I thought, nice interior. Two levels but…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

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my 1st time as a actual customer here as what they like to call CCR been on the business side with them for almost 2 years but decided to pop my head in and see…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Pretty decent

There are some fattys which is a given for a club with extras, but there were some pretty good looking ones so I averaged it out and gave a 6. It is a rougher…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Underwhelming at best!

So I visited Pin Ups a few weeks ago on a Sunday night. It was a spur of the moment trip with a couple friends and it was one of the few places that was…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Bachelor Weekend - Served its Purpose

Came around 11:15 to find the dancers just starting their shifts. An incredible blonde was on stage who LOVED Van Halen (said she had an Axl Rose tattoo on her Vagina). We were there as…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Fun On Friday

Arrived about 1 pm. The dancers were on a 3 dancer stage rotations, 2 on main stage and 1 on side stage. Typically when things pick up, a 4th dancer is on the…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Bad Sunday Stop In

Stopped in on a Sunday afternoon. Sunday's are slow, so my expectations of the quality of dancers was low, but given the slowness, my hope for extras was high. I was right about…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

the lovely Sasha, and the sweet Samantha

Sasha is a sweet, teeny tiny-wasted Russian gal who is studying math and english. Math is anathema to her, she just hates math. But OMG is she gorgeous and really seems to enjoy giving…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Was on travel to Austin, TX, Went to the YR at around 9:00 pm Saturday and stayed past 1:00 am

Was on travel to Austin, TX, Went to the YR at around 9:00 pm Saturday and stayed past 1:00 am. My first time to this place. Things started slow as it was only 9 in…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Does the job

This was a quick stop for a quick job. The place may have seen better days but it is still one of the best in this neck of the woods. The prices are have…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Pretty meh

I went in and there was 2 girls. One old as all get up but personable and PRETTY. And another was older and uglier. They have a pricey I've drink minimum and the bar tender…

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Deja Vu at Deja Vu

Deja Vu is a well known brand for strip clubs. If you have been to one, you have a decent idea of what you'll get at another. That said, I liked this one a little…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Not much has changed.

I have been visiting this club on and off for almost 10 years and not much has changed. Sometimes that is a good thing and sometimes not so much. The club continues to…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Personality can make or break you

A few friends and I decided to have a night out and ended up here. It has a nice decor but I don't understand why they don't open the upstairs for more seating. Everyone is…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Still fun....

This place has changed over the years but it has been consistent with the quality of choice among the girls and it can be fun. There are always plenty of latino girls and others that keep…

King Street Cabaret

Charleston, South Carolina

First time visit

I decided to check out this club because I hold a Lust Greenville membership and this is a sister club so it works here too. This club used to be called the Wild Wild Joker…

Cloud Nine

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Everything from 3's to 9's

I watched Blondie work the pole. She was the best dancer for athleticism and she was pretty. Little a-cups and a thin body, not much bootie to work. While she was…

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#

If you follow an entertainer you would like to buy dances from around the entire club, is this considered stalking? I bought dances tonight from a girl. I was prepared to buy more dances from her but she never did follow…

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A bad VIP (trip report)

This is a missive, a wandering soliloquy into time and space, to be heard perhaps by many, perhaps by none. Tonite myself and my lady went clubbing. I trust you all know me, or perhaps I'm so engulfed by the…

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This mornings statement of truth. It is it?

Weed makes all music sound better. I used to have a play list of music for being high, but it's not necessary. It all sounds so much more meaningful. Just play it all but always get high first. Question.…

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2016 Meet Up Ideas

Four potential meet up ideas to consider for the remainder of 2016. Any real interest, if so which? 1. Detroit in the summer. I'll probably do this whether or not there is a formal meetup. 2. I feel like…

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Crazy

Is it weird that I am posting this while at a showclub because I am so bored? I should have stayed home.

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Prego fettishes

So I haven't been to the club for a while or on here much or doing much of anything lately really and all thats cause I found out I'm prego! The bf and I have decided on keeping it and…

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Is It OK To Tell A Stripper She Smells Good?

Or would it be considered just creepy? I was getting a Stevie and she was wearing a really great perfume...and not much else. I was getting into it but was afraid to ruin the moment by telling her…

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TUSCL

It will help you. It is your family.It is where you belong. It's almost like a cult

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Orlando area strip joints

I'll be in Orlando with time to kill the first Saturday in April. I'll be doing the mouse ears thing with the s/o on Sunday /Monday but I'm on my own Saturday. I've heard Orlando is strictly air…

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How well do you know strip clubs?

Here is a test of how well you know strip clubs. What club do each of these items refer to? Note, the same club may be mentioned more than once. Or not. Please do not post answers to…

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Love em and leave em.

Answering another thread a few days back in this fashion got me thinking. How many of you guys and gals have this philosophy? It certainly beats being the dumpee. I'd say the only ones that dumped me were…

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What Ever Happened to Craig Kilborn?

You remember Craig Kilborn, don't you? In the early 90's he became the best (and funniest) ESPN Sportscenter anchor ever. It seemed longer, but he was only on for 3 short years. And remember he was the…

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Dallas extras

Coming to Dallas in three weeks. Baby dolls looks like the best spot. Any other suggestions?

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Is it Summer already?

Highs in the 80's here in South Carolina. I'm going to wear shorts to the strip club to stay cool. You?

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I"ll stick with what mother nature gave me thanks.

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Shooting at Cleveland's Most Upscale Strip Club

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Help

One of the best parts of clubbing for me is the adventure of searching for a new club and new girls. I have certain clubs I will always keep in my rotation. But, going someplace new where I am not a…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Blondee's Birthday Bash part 2

This strip club is only worth a damn when there is a special event or guests. Local rapper shawty lo was there and it was a pretty good night. Good looking dancers, pretty decent crowd.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Paradise continues to be my go to strip club in town, again and again i get high mileage every time i come

Paradise continues to be my go to strip club in town, again and again i get high mileage every time i come. I always come during the day around 1 or 2 when it is…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Handy

Bouncer at the door let me walk through with no cover charge, I've been around this time before and had one, so this time was nice. Walked past the bar and didn't get a drink…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Worth a Visit

I was staying overnight in Latham on a business trip, and since Nite Moves was just down the road from my hotel, I thought I should pay a visit. It has a dive-like appearance on…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Nice cozy spot in Nanuet...

Decided to stop by Stiletto on a Sunday night after a stop at Palisades mall, which was about ten minutes away. The club is kind of hidden from the street but look out for a…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

a quick visit

This place has a lot of parking around the building. When you come in, it gives you this dingy feeling. As I was still standing by the entrance letting my eyes adjusted to the dark,…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Saturday afternoon/evening

I was last at PHC late on a Saturday afternoo - came in at 5:30ish. The day shift dancers were good but I wasn't really feeling it from any of them so I decided to…

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Amateur Flashing Pictures

What is it about hot amateur girls flashing that is just so damn intriguing? I can look at the hardest of hardcore porn on the Internet for free, but there's something about a normal girl taking down her top/bikini and…

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Recommended Necessities before starting your SC adventures

So for those who been in the game for a while, what do you think a new person, more specifically a YOUNG person should have before starting to hit the club. To me, I feel the basic necessities should be…

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$5,000 enough ?

Is 5g enough to have in savings to then start clubbing my ass off with future paychecks ?

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Stripper fucking experts

Recent posts have reminded me that many tusclers are masters at fucking strippers. Almost nobody, including the so called pick up artists, get the kind of pussy we get. Most PLs are completely clueless. And unlike me,…

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Strip Club Coach

How much could i charge some one to advise them in the strip club life style ?

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Clubs are a cesspool of disease

I was eavesdropping today and overheard a dancer talking about how she's had the flu for the last 2 weeks. This girl of course is going to go try to sell lap dances to customers. I often wonder how many illnesses…

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Never shop when you're hungry

...and never go to a club with no VIP when you're horny. I dropped too much in the last trip and hit the ATM. Dropped $300 dollars one nite at a dive bar didn't get what I was looking…

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Keith Emerson of Emerson. Lake and Palmer passed away last night.....

2016 claims another great musician. My generation must have heard "Lucky Man" a zillion times. RIP

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Coffee any one?

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2016/03/10/city-of-stanton-trying-to-close-bikini-coffee-shop-accused-of-serving-nudity/ STANTON (CBSLA.com) — Stanton is trying to shut down a Vietnamese coffee shop, where officials claim bikini-clad waitresses serve more than java and juices. The city filed a lawsuit against GZ Cafe last month in Orange County Superior Court. The business…

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An officer was fired for smoking cannabis and masturbating on the job

No name was given but he was a high wanking officer

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A new TUSCL member?

The Cleveland Browns just released Johnny Foosball. I say we extend him a hearty invitation to join TUSCL. Gone is the big NFL paycheck. Say goodbye to the parties, the celebrities, and the free women. Come to TUSCL and…

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OTC Logistical problems

I'm having trouble setting up OTC with my new dancer. 18 has no car, and has legal problems borrowing a car. She lives in the boonies so there's no uber, and not much in the way of nearby hotel…

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Sugar Baby article

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3486068/Sugar-baby-finds-love-tenth-daddy-gives-1-000-month.html As usual, she says there is no sex. But I'd bet this might be half true. There are probably a lot of desperate old PLs out there who think it's normal to pay a fortune for just a…

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Reddit

This website is like tuscl for the rest of the world lol.... I use it...do you ?

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Does 2:30AM Count?

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/03/three_shot_at_downtown_clevela.html#incart_m-rpt-1

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Alternative names for "body parts"

Had a hilarious conversation last night with a few customers about fun names for sexual body parts. I figured this was post worthy so here are some of my favorites... makes me giggle. Vertical smile, beef curtains, Penis fly trap,…

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Preview of March Madness

Man I am ready, I had so much fun watching the games yesterday. I was working all day, but would watch some games on my phone (amazing how you can watch virtually every game now) and checking scores all…

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60 Days In Jail Documentary

I read an interesting article this morning about a new show coming on A&E where a group of people go undercover inside a jail to get a better understanding of the inmates. http://www.businessinsider.com/60-days-in-follows-undercover-inmates-2016-3 JS69, if your DS every financially ruins you, this…

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Tittygram $30

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/03/10/Boobs-are-big-business-for-Russian-messaging-startup-Tittygram/2011457633260/ "In the beginning, I personally was looking for young women who would agree to participate in our project on Russian social networks," Gritsenko said. "There are a large number of communities with liberated women. But then things started to happen, and…

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Moby Dick

I read a post about the rules of being a showclub customer. I broke several of them and have paid for it. But, it was sure fun learning my lesson.

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??

Strippers are like ex girlfriends you can't quit. Neither is a good idea and rarely is there a long term future with either.

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What's your favorite thing that a Stripper has said to you this week?

Go back a month if you can't think of anything this week. For me, two things. 18 while I'm eating her pussy -"God damn, put your dick inside me now." Last nights OTC prospect, in response to one of my questions…

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Johnsmith69 - Did your dog die?

http://abovethelaw.com/2016/03/attorney-loses-dog-mind-in-profanity-laced-filing-about-strippers/2/

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Should I get a girlfriend?

Should I get a girlfriend? That is a serious question. I found a cute 50 yo MILF. Very fuckable, fun, and she's very into me. Two interesting facts. First, she lives about an hour and a half away from…

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PLs will have more money for lap dances

First generic version of Viagra approved by FDA http://www.cbsnews.com/news/first-generic-drug-for-viagra-called-sildenafil-citrate-approved-by-fda/

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Chumlee from Pawn Stars arrested

Any of you guys find this amusing https://www.yahoo.com/tv/pawn-stars-arrest-chumlee-boss-pledges-support-troubled-210139836.html

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One less strip club in the D...

Well, it's been closed for a while actually. The only one really missing it would probably be Papi.... I'd never been there, but from what I heard, it was mostly employing the kind of ladies Papi likes with the big…

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Atlanta Lottery winner?!?!?!?!

So about a week ago while passing Follies. there was a big black Mercedes RV/VAN. Then this week there was a small Bus. (Tose type the Churches use), dropping people off as I drove by.…

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White dancers at predominantly black clubs...

Recently, I visited Club Atlantis in Philadelphia for the first time (I'll post a review later). I noticed two white females out of the at least 20 black dancers. This made me wonder why white females will dance for a group…

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Palin made a fool out of McCain

I thought the guy had promise. But when he put her on the ticket it was over. Ever notice how many idiots liked her? How did Palin get on the ticket with John McCain?

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She puked her guts out...

In a recent OTC encounter, the girl started puking her guts out 5 minutes after we started a 69. I mean she couldn't take her face out of the toilet for ten or more minutes. The bathroom door…

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Animal House: which Tuscl members when they were young could play these guys?

I know Rech is one of them.... http://www.gablescinema.com/media/filmassets/slides/animal_house_3.jpg

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Stripper Acts of Honesty

Was at the club last month with buddies. My one buddy got a bit too drunk. He took his girl to the VIP (they'd already made one or two trips there earlier), he paid her in the VIP…

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God bless America OT

When Presidents and others end speeches saying "God bless America/U.S.". do they mean it or they think people want to hear it? How religious is the U.S.A. overall? Less or more than some people like to believe?

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Cost of Legal Brothels in Nevada?

What is the average one should expect to spend to get fucked in a legal brothel in Nevada? Do they also give lighter services? HJs? LDs? BJs? What do they typically cost?? Any tips before my trip to Vegas next would…

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Frat Boys

I've noticed a few guys have mentioned the ease of sex while being in a fraternity so it made me wonder about my fellow TUSCLers. How many of you were in a fraternity in school? I was not.…

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Dad Leaves Baby in Car While He Goes to Strip Club

Father of the year? http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Father-Leaves-Baby-Car-While-He-Goes-Strip-Club-371619251.html

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My experience

Every so often I will post a review of a recent visit to a showclub. I am not a professional writer. How can someone criticize my experience? I mean, they weren't there. It is my experience. I have noticed the biggest critics on this…

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Shortest/Longest Time In One Club

What's the shortest time you've spent in a club ? Walked in, sized things up and said " I'm outta here. " How about the longest ? For me, 15 minutes and eight hours.

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Lucky the pimp didn't put a cap in my ass

About 20 years ago, I just turned 21 and decided to take an impromptu trip to Vegas. I was excited about being in Vegas for the first time and decided to go all out. I arrived at night and remember…

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Best Afternoon Clubs in Portland, OR

Any recommendations for places to go with A) the hottest dancers and B) the best private dances?

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How many women?

I was just trying to figure out how many different women I've fucked in my lifetime. I was out of high school before my first, but things picked up in college. It was the mid 1960's, and drugs, sex, and…

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Jeopardy

Any Jeopardy fans? I'm a fairly regular viewer when I can. I don't have hard stats to prove this, but I think they are trying to put more female contestants on the show. And not only that, but the attractiveness…

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Why Does The GOP Have Hot Debate Moderators And The Dems Have old Hags?

Maybe it's the Republican belief of form over function? I still like the babes but it's not going to change my vote

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Banned Skitells commercial

https://youtu.be/ez4SGmnzPaI Lol !!!

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Mixed signals

Ok I had an experience with a stripper today and I need some help figuring this one out. She is not really one of my regular girls but I have done dances with her about 3 times in the last…

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Sweaty sex

When you're fucking a girl, are you a fan (no pun intended) of the sweaty sex between you two? Me, I absolutely love that shit.

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Never get married

Bet this guy wished he hadn't http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484447/Romanian-wife-rips-husband-s-testicles-International-Women-s-Day-refused-housework.html

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Something I don't understand

How can Follies be so cheap? I know what this shit costs. It costs more than this. I honestly don't understand it.

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Any celebs you'd like to punch in the face?

I would punch Kanye West

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OTC with 60 year old stripper

So the other night I had myself a very nice OTC. I was charged via the huge tips I contributed the night before. After talking to my DS I realized that she was Johns mom! Basically I feel indebted to…

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I just upgraded to Windows 10 from 8.1

Yay, no more magic screens and stuff popping in and out without any reason

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OTC question

Never done OTC, and I just thought... does it typically involve an hourly rate like with escorts? I imagine it's more spontaneous and undefined, but as I've never done it...

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The Ordeal of Regular Women

For you guys who go to the strip clubs a lot, do you find it sort of reprograms your brain a bit so that it affects how you converse with regular women? I've gotten so used to the clubs that,…

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Johnny Strip Club Strikes Again

http://www.tmz.com/2016/03/09/johnny-manziel-nightclub-hollywood-sunset/ It's almost like he's giving up. You would think that if he wanted a chance at another team signing him, he would be staying away from partying, night clubs, strip clubs, and the paparazzi.

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Airplane seats

What's the worst person you've ever had next to you on an airplane? Mine is right now. An extraordinarily obese Muslim woman wearing enough clothes to survive in the artic. Smells bad, and I'm being pushed into the wall…

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A Fuckable MILF

In the afternoon I fucked 18. Then I had a date with a new MILF. This one was pretty hot. One of only two truly fuckable ones so far. It's much better to have sex right before a…

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Seattle police officer ‘hanging around’ strip club during sting placed on leave

Is the Seattle Police Department gay? What's wrong with a cop hanging around a strip club? Unless he was committing a crime, they should let him alone. http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/spd-officer-placed-on-paid-leave-in-strip-club-investigation/

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First stripper number

What's the chances she does otc? If it matters she offered to make me ldk at an otherwise no extras club and offered to send nude pics.

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Trump Steaks?

http://www.businessinsider.com/trumps-victory-speech-with-steak-2016-3 I knew he was a ham, but I didn't know he sold steaks too.

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who is the biggest looser?

I am chugging vodka, while watching a whore chug vodka on A&E Intervention. Who is the biggest loser?

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Trumpp's on 8 mile in the "D"

Is this one of "The Donald ' s" Clubs ? He seemed to fair pretty well in Detroit tonight. Thought maybe it was because of his Strip Club there.

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Not disappointed after all

Not disappointed after all This is in follow up to my Disappointment thread. I'm too high to provide a link. Sometimes we are too quick to judge strippers as selfish, self entitled, self absorbed bitches. Especially when they don't show for a…

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Lesbian shows

Asking if anyone knows a place in PA or NJ where I can see a good private lesbo show. Appreciate it!!

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Show me the way to go home

Trying to decide if I want to take I-95 south and hit clubs in WPB or Miami, or if I should take I-75 and see the scene in Tampa. Either one would be a short visit.

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Show me the way to go home

Trying to decide if I want to take I-95 south and hit clubs in WPB or Miami, or if I should take I-75 and see the scene in Tampa. Either one would be a short visit.

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Manning

Now Peyton and Papa John can live happily ever after...

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Any of you greet your favorite strippers like this?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCY3f4TyPGc/?hl=en

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Porn

Who are your top five favorite pornstars in order? Me: 1. Lisa Ann 2. Jenaveve Jolie 3. Tori Black 4. Asa Akira 5. Nikki Benz

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Spring is here: Lawn Mower Shopping

I'm in the market for a new mower. What's your first choice? • A big box store like Home Depot, Lowe's, Menards, etc • A small family owned specialty lawn mower shop • Your local Ace Hardware • Wal-Mart There are advantages and disadvantages…

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How many identical profiles do you have ?

Just curious if you guys think lesser of me for trolling myself?

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Suck on my zippy cup mute fucka

I am running for prez

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Juice for President, part 2

vincemichaels suggested Juice run for President! I have a brilliant slogan for his campaign! "Vote chicken fangers, not short-fingered vulgarian!"

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Smile on my face

Sorry guys ...Newbie question here. When you guys post a decent or outright positive review of a VIP room experience and end them with a statement " I left with a smile on my face" what does this mean ... generally…

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Sharapova Isn't In Big Trouble

Check out this article from USA TODAY: Nike, other firms suspend ties with Sharapova http://usat.ly/1p4x2j6 I always thought she seemed pretty cool. More importantly, is she hot or not? Sometimes she looks great, others, well not so much. She is…

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International Womens day

First off happy womens day to all the strong females both here and throughout the world. We have come a long way but still have a long way to go. I hope that moving forward women are given the ability…

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Hate

The only thing stopping me from going on a rage killing spree at work is that it would interrupt my visits to showclubs. Pussy saves me again. I hate my coworkers.

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Just for fun

Which WWE Diva would you like to see working as a stripper. 1. Sasha Banks 2. Bre Bella 3. Naomy What about y'all

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Sex Act Survey

What is the hottest, most cum inducing sex act for you besides fucking her in the pussy? I vote for fucking her in the mouth. Hard, vigorous fucking like in porn videos. She opens her mouth and let's me…

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SC man kills taxi driver, second man after trip home from strip club, police say

A disturbed strip club customer: http://wbtw.com/2016/03/07/sc-man-kills-taxi-driver-second-man-after-trip-home-from-strip-club-police-say/

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how many years have you been visiting strip clubs ?

17 year's for me

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Post Sex Rituals

After a perfect DS GFE, here is wfat we usually do. First, she gets a full body massage. I am very thorough and sensuous. This turns me on massively. Next, we cuddle. I hold her in my arms, then…

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Stopping the Cum

Here's the scenario. Happens all the time. You're inside your DS. Bare back. She's perfect, every sex dream you ever had all rolled to one. You are going to cum. This is just too wonderful.…