How Life Should Be:

san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/mod…

SJG

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shailynn
9 years ago
I think I just LDK'd after seeing that
san_jose_guy
9 years ago
And what I mean is that you shouldn't have to go strip clubs to have it be that good.

That we have strip clubs is great. But it should be like this for each of us in our ordinary lives. I'm not a sexist like Donald Trump. Women don't always have to dress to please me 24 hours a day. But there should be situations where they definitely do so.

And I don't care that the girl is a celebrity. I'm not the least bit interested in that. I don't care what is written about her. I'll be happy to find out all about her 1:1.

SJG

Rainer Maria - Catastrophe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yguu0NHq…
ATACdawg
9 years ago
OK, JS. All those things I have said about 19 year olds? I was wrong. Dayum!
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
I thought about posting that yesterday. Amazing dress.
san_jose_guy
9 years ago
All Time Favorite Bianca Picture, gave me the hope that maybe out there somewhere, things were not like the adolescent world I was forced to live in.
https://quitecontinental.files.wordpress…

SJG

Dance Little Sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY3g_c8Q…
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
We should always have women dressed like this at our beck and call:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=itLAlTJt8cs

SJG
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Alicia Machado of Venezuela
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YdEG9EI…

People think the problem here is Feminism. This is incorrect. There are many different strains of Feminism.

The problem is that there is one strain of Feminism, which has become the dominant strain of Feminism, and this strain comes directly out of Puritanism.

SJG
Jascoi
8 years ago
sorry gjguy. i got 21seconds into the video. and nuthin.
Jascoi
8 years ago
butt nice dress worn by bella. :)
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
The idea, dressed like that, out of doors, and coming up to your car window.

That's how life should be.

:)

SJG
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
ETAM Spring Summer 2017 Highlights Paris by Fashion Channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAUoA2eG…

PIRELLI CALENDAR 2006 The Making Of 2 of 3 by Fashion Channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-GqzO92…

PIRELLI CALENDAR 2009 | The Making of | by Fashion Channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC1IAi-t…

RITRATTI MILANO at CPM Bedtime Stories Autumn Winter 2014 2015 by Fashion Channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3-b1Izk…

Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvuL5jyC…

Lenny Kravitz "Are You Gonna Go My Way"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLhpHjmx…
Jascoi
8 years ago
taking another look at bella and her red dress... stunning.
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
^^^^ Yeah, some of the hottest and wildest AMP girls, especially in San Francisco, look just like that.

I posted before about the one who was checking me through a viewing hatch in the front door, but also turning her head from side to side to let me see her makeup, before buzzing me in.

But when I got in, there were two girls, but not her. So I asked and finally she came out. But she was busy, it was not her turn. But I insisted and so I had to wait. But she was still giggling about the trick she had played to beat out the other girls. Then when she came an explosive Girl Friend Audition ensued.

I would talk to her on the phone some days later. But I had a wife in San Jose, so I could not really do more. Had to keep things within some limits. Eventually needed to stop such stuff and focus on making my marriage work.

SJG

Lenny Kravitz -- Whole Lotta Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-oDk89y…
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Rolling Stones, great picture:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1crYavh…

SJG
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3638/3692…

SJG

Rolling Stones, great picture:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1crYavhnv4

Caterpillar D9G donkey start and unloading off a low loader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhAhcmOL…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterpilla…

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c…

Democrats Sue Trump & GOP Under 1871 KKK Act for Threatening Voters of Color
http://www.democracynow.org/2016/11/1/de…
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
http://img144.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc…

Mariah Carey Performs "All I Want For Christmas Is You” | Divas Holiday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB1HD8PQ…

That centerline cleavage, we've talked about this before.

SJG
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
More of Mariah's Cleavage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpCKFLIq…

SJG
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
The secret chord that makes Christmas music sound so Christmassy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm4LO22-cyY

Putting both this and Irving Berlin's White Christmas into the key of C Major for comparison they both use the same critical chords:

C = C E G
C7 = C E G Bb
F = F A C
Dm7b5 = D F Ab C

https://www.8notes.com/piano_chord_chart…
Piano Chord: Dm7b5 (D Half-diminished)

So to understand this

D = D F# A
Dm = D F A
DMaj7 = D F# A C#
D7 = D F# A C
Dmin7 = D F A C
Ddim = D F Ab
Ddim7 = D F Ab B notice, this dropping from the flatted 7th to a double flatted 7th
D7b5 = D F# Ab C
Dm7b5 = D F Ab C so since this is using C instead of B as the Ddim7 does, you can all this a 7 chord half diminished as well as m7b5

So now Bing Crosby, Irving Berlin's White Christmas, the same 4 key chords, when transposed to C major.

WHITE CHRISTMAS - Bing Crosby

So lets find sheet music for the Mariah Carey song.

Okay, well this is written in F#, six sharps!
https://s3.amazonaws.com/halleonard-page…

So lets watch this video again to see the progression:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm4LO22-…

C
CMaj7
F
and then the Dm7b5

Okay so in this sheet music, key of F#, for "underneath the Christmas tree", they have accidentals, looking at both LH and RH they have:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/halleonard-page…

chord symbol D, An Dn F(understood to be sharp), more An Dn. So I have to admit that with this in F# and still using D, I am not fully understanding.

for a m7b5 chord you would have to break from key signature and have b 3rd, b5, and b7. If it were dim7 the 7th would be doubly flatted.

So the D chord transposed from C to F# would be G#.

Yes, so I am not fully following this. And it does have lots of other chords, not like rock song.

Here written in G, but still chord progression not overtly laid out the way that that guy does in the video.
http://www.onlinesheetmusic.com/all-i-wa…

SJG

Black Sabbath ~ War Pigs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm4LO22-…

How the Republican Party went from Lincoln to Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8VOM8ET…
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Okay, so thinking more about this. If you are in the Key of C, then It is well known that Dmin is diatonic, as also is Dmin7. But if you change it to a flatted 5th ( Ab ), then you are introducing a first chromatic note. While flatted relative to D, it is actually an augmented 5th relative to the tonic note C. I believe that this is why they do it, so we look for it in the sung melody.

We look here to the piece written out in the Key of G. We find it, though they don't spell out that it is using the minb57 chord, otherwise known as 1/2 diminished. But I'm sure it works out.

http://www.onlinesheetmusic.com/all-i-wa…

It comes in in the line "underneath the Chistmas tree" The word 'tree' has a 16th note tied to an 1/8th note, and the 16th note is Eb, and E is a fifth up from A. So using that note, as while the tonic G note is still sounding, in the immediately preceding 'mas' in Christmas, and also with Eb in both the LH and RH accompaniments, you get a very strong vocal augmented 5th, all by using the flatted fifth on the supertonic chord. I believe this is why they composed it that way, as it is quit compelling and there must be something like that in Irving Berlin's White Christmas.


Another question about Mariah Carey, and especially after seeing how she looked when younger, when she first started to sing this song, she presents herself in these Christmas settings as being compatible with conservative values.

So it is not just the cleavage, but it is the installation of the extended battery pacs themselves, don't conservatives object to her. She is saying to girls that women should be surgically transformed into Barbie Dolls. Don't people object to this?

SJG

Report: After Legislative Coup, North Carolina Can No Longer Be Considered a Democracy
https://www.democracynow.org/2016/12/28/…

Tijuana Hotel Eduardo, on that alley, renovations underway. Look at the Spartan bedrooms, where the bed is built in, like it were an altar or something.

http://greatpussy.blogspot.com/

100 boobie squeeze challenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAHkzCHj…

Touch her breast by many people and earn money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDguzVYZ…

VINE PARTY best boob vines 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGqYYKxM…

CHARLIE CLASSIC Vine Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7H998wT…
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Diadem, Turkish Belly Dancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XflEpyOc…

Turkish Belly Dance is usually where they wear the least and are most likely to wear high heels. But her's are not that high.

Can they do good belly dancing in high heels, or are high heels the reason strippers use poles?

more Diadem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmZakctn…
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
belly dance of a sexy blonde at her high heels stiletoes ....live of dubai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNpAa6Hp…

Here heels are quite high and she is good, but I think the high heels really do limit it.

barefoot belly dancing
Maria Shashkova - "Shik Shak Shok" (over 10 million views!!!!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M55rIQbB…

Latifa Nejim - belly dance - SHIK SHAK SHOK - 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mE2Wucr…

I do think that barefoot they cover much more surface area and can make much sharper movements. The high heels makes them more inclined to stay in one place, and you can see how this could be the reason that strippers use poles.

SJG
JimGassagain
8 years ago
^^^ Do you enjoy spamming up this board and trolling TUSCL members?
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Gaffigan, We've tried an extra large size butt plug with you. Maybe we didn't shove it in far enough.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c…

SJG
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Emily Ratajkowski

Bay Watch, 6 Photos
http://www.popsugar.com/fashion/Emily-Ra…

White Lingerie, 3 Photos, I like this better!
http://www.popsugar.com/fashion/Emily-Ra…

SJG

IRON BUTTERFLY - IN A GADDA DA VIDA - 1968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIVe-rZB…

MH370 Found?
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/20…
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Yvonne Craig, I've always liked the one piece swim suits, because they don't have to have any harnessing or uplift, and it is probably because of this segment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCj224T4…

Susan Oliver, Star Trek Green Girl, this is how life should be!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dNGU772…

SJG
Jascoi
8 years ago
but she is sexy.
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
I agree! Those strong legs are a real turn on! :)

SJG
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Not how life should be, HOW LIFE WILL BE!

TJ School Girls

http://www.flickriver.com/photos/navymai…

http://www.flickriver.com/photos/navymai…

http://www.flickriver.com/photos/navymai…

http://www.flickriver.com/photos/navymai…

http://www.flickriver.com/photos/navymai…

SJG

Just saw a woman wearing this:
http://images.efollett.com/spirit/v4/670…

You can tell from the tree, that it is about Stanford. But usually this is not how Stanford students and alumni present themselves, they are more about normative power.

I will say this though, if you go on to their campus, it is a very serious nonsense environment. This could be because a very large portion of its student population is graduate students.

Santa Clara University, by contrast, it is serious, but it is also a kind of a child care center.
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Jenna Jameson
media.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/…

The effects of makeup and high heels in turning a woman into a cum vacuum should never be underestimated.

SJG
JimGassagain
8 years ago
^^^ Do you know how I know you're gay?!
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Think about it Gaffigan:
http://www.northerntool.com/shop/tools/p…

SJG
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Red Carpet, Most Revealing, 47 pics
http://www.tvguide.com/galleries/reveali…


TJ School Girls ( might need to copy and paste )
www.flickriver.com/photos/navymailman/96…

www.flickriver.com/photos/navymailman/96…

www.flickriver.com/photos/navymailman/96…

www.flickriver.com/photos/navymailman/96…

www.flickriver.com/photos/navymailman/96…

Ciara
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_up…

At this time I also wish to commend JS69, for figuring out how to turn girls' natural love of shopping into something really fun:

"
2. I have several shopping rules. One rule is that she must come out and model for me when she tries everything on. Although what to buy is her decision, I have input.

3. I can choose any sexual act to be performed with whatever she buys. So once the DS bought a hot pair of boots, and I said I want you to dance for me nude when we get back to the room wearing nothing but those boots. Then there was a low cut top that I bought DS II. I told her that I wanted to duck her while she wore that top with no bra. And for a DS III example, I bought her a gold Egyptian looking necklace. I told her that I wanted to see it dangling from her neck while she vigorously licked and kissed my dick. They will do anything.
"

This is all part of The Way Life Should Be

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4…

SJG

Gustav Holtz, The Planets, for Organ
http://www.tvguide.com/galleries/reveali…
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Tallest Women In Hollywood

http://www.livingly.com/The+Tallest+Wome…

SJG
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
4 girls, they each come forward one by one.

If you had to decide, like they were all standing in a line, which would you go for? And if that one rejects you, you chances are already spoiled with the others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZDtZawK…

Invariably we all form judgments about people, and form them very quickly.

For me, the 1st girl is good, the 4th girl is better. The 3rd I could do without. But the one who really gets me, who is impossible to ignore, is the 2nd.

Now this is inseparable from how they are dressed and from the kind of high heels they are wearing.

Of that 2nd girl, I also feel that she would be high risk. She might not go for me, and even if she did, it might blow up early on. I feel like she could be a pain in the ass. But if she was right here, I could not decline to go for her.

One might also consider, have they paired the right girl with the right guy. I feel that they have done a very good job.

SJG
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
^^^^^^ The forth girl is really one I would like, maybe even better than the second one.

SJG
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Sammy Hagar Standing Hampton Album Cover
http://www.inthestudio.net/wp-content/up…

SJG

Gareth Knight
http://www.angelfire.com/az/garethknight…
Lots and lots of books, connected to Dion Fortune, his own tarot deck

http://www.angelfire.com/az/garethknight…

Magical Battle of Britain: Past and Present Perspectives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAM-lc8H…
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
InStyle Magazine
https://subscription.instyle.com/storefr…

But try to find the current issue, with Karlie Kloss in a red long dress. Can't find it online.

But I think this is also her:

http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/upl…

http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/upl…

Also notice:

https://www.topspeed.com/cars/car-news/w…

They have some sort of a wide body kit option. I assume for wider tires. But I was at a classic Mopar show this weekend. Wider would look better. But they've also now got 800hp.

SJG
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Amanda Holden

https://uk.style.yahoo.com/amanda-holden…

thanks to flagooner

SJG
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dyna…

SJG

Gordon White | Success Magic & Chaos Protocols For The New Economic Reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjSqoqqZ…
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Church of Satan, Zeena LaVey

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/ori…

SJG

Shibbolith
JimGassagain
7 years ago
SJG, are you Bill Maher's house nigga?
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
No, and I haven't heard his comment. I don't agree with everything Maher says, but I think he is hilarious.

Much more so than Jim Gaffigan, he is a guy who lives an honest life.

SJG
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
London's Windmill Theater
http://www.arthurlloyd.co.uk/Archive/Feb…

http://www.arthurlloyd.co.uk/Archive/Feb…

SJG

Eden Ahbez - Nature Boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=339UrDjH…

http://d29ci68ykuu27r.cloudfront.net/pro…

Jon Hassel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2COiOTn…

Celine Dion, the one I like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSQyzit5…

Miles Davis, melody played on xylophone. Can't play the sharpened Eb and Db at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDS_nqHa…

David Bowie, can't follow it at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_YtyyfU…

Michael Jackson, sounds good, just like Celine Dion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEI5VXyS…

Etta Jones, follows it with her voice, but much less than a semi-tone drop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxKaeMoD…

Sarah Vaughan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q2I5tQ-…

Natalie Cole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4wzpTNq…

Ella Fitzgerald and Joe Pass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-khWMLm…

Frank Sinatra, 1948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4NuFLWf…

Church of Satan
http://www.churchofsatan.com/images/lave…
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Extremely tied up in intense political matters, standing up to muggles, or at least trying to.

SJG
Cashman1234
7 years ago
Never thought I'd say this but thanks SJG for that photo of Hiapatia Lee! Now get back to your struggles with whatever is troubling you!
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
http://www.fashiondivadesign.com/stephan…

SJG

Tijuana Strippers on Jerry Springer
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pQaiA2_DMSc/hqdef…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meLivBOI…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQaiA2_D…

Tijuana gallery, HK Bar
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/tiju…

Las Chavelas girls
http://laschavelasbar.com/gallery/may-20…

http://laschavelasbar.com/gallery/cache/…

http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2009/04/mex…

Yardbirds Mr. Your A Better Man Than I - Heart Full Of Soul live (NOT OFFICIAL RELEASE) , kind of a less polished performance. Most interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QcTgPyI…

1968 Anderson Theater, like the girl on the cover. I do!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9ULMxxl…
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Christina Aguilera Skips A Shirt Under Her Suit For Holiday Party
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/christin…

SJG
shailynn
7 years ago
How retarded are you to bump an old thread?
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^^ Your mom says that if you keep sneaking out of the attic and reconnecting the Internet, then even if you do complete jr high school this year, she's not going to let you move out the attic.

SJG

There is one guy who would always play it differently:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsJEkl5G…

More:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsJEkl5G…
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Ginger Baker's Air Force, an example of how life should be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe9DA8pO…

SJG

Karl Marx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joql2JbD…
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