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have any of you lived my amazing life?

May 15, 2016, 10:44 AM

Space geneious and inventer of the grunges

i don't think so. i gave prince his first assless purple suit. i bet none of you did that. i have talked to real expert scientists about the sexy thong babes on venus that live amongst the dinosaurs. i even helped them build their pioneer venus space probes. they consulted me on fashion design. i bet none of you did that

and i did a three way with prince and kim bassetter or kim bassinger or whoever you people think she is. but no crossing swords with prince because i am not a faggot and neither was he. i bet none of you did that. i also bet rickdugan is fantasizing about the three way right now except he is fantasizing about crossing swords because he is a homo fag that gaily sucks queer cock

so don't criticize unless you have lived my amazing life

comments (10)

Supremeruler9 years ago

You're acting kinda homo about Prince...

shailynn9 years ago

That certainly sounds exciting, but I went to a strip club 3 times in the past month and banged 3 different strippers, so for the time being, I'll take my life over yours. I have never had any desire to do a threesome with Prince.

crazyjoe9 years ago

I lived your life once fot a day... here is how it went...

I was shitting at McD's. I began to wonder what it would be like to be the turd. I put myself in the turd's shoes. I became one with the turd. Then I became the turd...

That was my day in the life of Drphil

shadowcat9 years ago

No but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

shailynn9 years ago

^^^^ you also stayed in an ICU for a few days, I think that makes you a better doctor than Dr. Phil. Now he should change his name to "Phil Dez Nutz"

Hugh_G_Rection9 years ago

What I've learned as I've grown in life: A bullshit detector helps, many people are trying to be what they are not and it is easier then ever when all you need is a keyboard to create tall tails over the internet.

I've also learned the value of being the person I am. The Bhagadvad-Gita (a Hindu Scripture) put it very succinctly: "It is better to perform your own dharma (follow your own path) imperfectly than to follow that of another perfectly". So I'll take my mundane, boring life- and live it to its fullest. Because its mine to live.

san_jose_guy9 years ago

Very well put, HGR! And it also gets to my major exception to Meat72 / DrPhil(s) and a few of their friends.

SJG

Cashman12349 years ago

I don't pretend to be a doctor on a strip club forum - so I win! That was your first mistake. The constant retelling of your Prince story referencing naked man-ass is more than a bit odd.

sharkhunter9 years ago

I hope Phil the Dr lives in interesting times so he has many more stories to tell, other than the prince one.

4got2wipe9 years ago

Brilliant Hugh_G._Rection!

On the other hand, given that we all seem to be skeptical that DoctorPhil has actually had a three-way with Prince and "Kim Bassetter" he doesn't seem to be following his own dharma.