Apparently they discovered evidence of weapons of mass destruction and that life could have come from Mars. They also found two sites with radioactive elements left over from artificial nuclear detonations. Plus a great rift that could have been formed by some mega weapon that causes an electrical or plasma discharge that ripped a hole miles long across the surface of Mars. Sounds like our ancestors. Destroy a planet, escape to Earth. Repeat the process. Escape back to Mars. That might also explain why astronauts in space seem to naturally revert to a Martian day instead of an earth day in their body cycle with sleeping, etc.
None of this means anything until we discover Martian strip clubs. Supposedly humans living on Mars for a few generations would get very tall and skinny with large eyes. Can you imagine getting a lap dance from a Martian girl who is 9 feet tall, big eyes, and tiny arms? Weird.
^Lol, that might explain why women like to turn up the thermostat temperature but men like it cooler. At least younger men not with the southern like it hot genes. I swear some of the local men around here must have really slow metabolism. Many women either have low body fat and can't take the cold or have an iron deficiency causing them to feel colder. Of course you usually can't talk openly about that because it's not politically correct.
FYI, for those who aren't familiar with Venus and Mars, Venus is hot enough to melt lead while Mars is freezing cold with an atmospheric pressure equvalent to 100,000 ft on Earth.
if you've never smoked a bowl and watched the roadrunner show then you don't know what you are missing. wiley coyote is the self proclaimed genius but without fail he ends up getting face planted in his pursuit of the roadrunner. as predictable as this is it is hysterical if you are high
that leads to tuscl's own roadrunner show. the resident self proclaimed geniuses san_jose_guy and sharkhunter face plant themselfs time and time again. at least sharkhunter isnt some george soros dick sucking progressive. if i'm high they are hystericle but as i discovered when i ran short of ganja it is sadly pathetic to watch the loser beg for more and more abuse
for example this idiot thinks venus is hot enough to melt lead. every real scientist knows that venus has swamps and dinosoars and sexy women in thong bikinis. i am not sure how the thong girls reproduce because it is know that no venusians have penises. my son plans to colonize venus and fuck the supermodel venusians
i don't know how this cartoonish genius sharkhunter effects this site but maybe founder could offer members access to some good weed for use while viewing the inevitable train wreck. for medicinal purposes only of course becasue we are not a bunch of damn hippies
and you think that there are no sexy venusians that wear only thongs and dinosoars on venus. who is the delusional one now sharkhunter? or should I say wiley coyote
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Will future Martians say Earth girls are easy? Inquiring minds want to know.
Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus.
that leads to tuscl's own roadrunner show. the resident self proclaimed geniuses san_jose_guy and sharkhunter face plant themselfs time and time again. at least sharkhunter isnt some george soros dick sucking progressive. if i'm high they are hystericle but as i discovered when i ran short of ganja it is sadly pathetic to watch the loser beg for more and more abuse
for example this idiot thinks venus is hot enough to melt lead. every real scientist knows that venus has swamps and dinosoars and sexy women in thong bikinis. i am not sure how the thong girls reproduce because it is know that no venusians have penises. my son plans to colonize venus and fuck the supermodel venusians
i don't know how this cartoonish genius sharkhunter effects this site but maybe founder could offer members access to some good weed for use while viewing the inevitable train wreck. for medicinal purposes only of course becasue we are not a bunch of damn hippies