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Sending video attachments to text messages.

Being very old school, I am not up to speed on all of the latest technologies. Yesterday a favorite told me that she tried to attach a video of her stripping to a text message to me but it…

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4 new articles posted

Read them all. nah - haven't read them

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Speaking of Holidays

Are black clubs providing Kwanzaa specials?

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How Much Millennial Flakiness Do You Guys Tolerate?

Hi all, I have read some of the past posts about texting strippers/CFs, and the associated flakiness and slow response etc. But I'm still not sure myself how much to tolerate, and because of this, in general, when a stripper…

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Another one bites ...

... the SS hook - and why ROBs will always exist since there are newbie/don't-know-any-better custies walking thru the SC doors every night. From a recent review of Synn COI: "... Had not ventured out of Orange County for strip clubs, but…

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DON'T DIE ON ME!!!

i've had a few girls say this to me after having gotten off in the friction room. i usually hug 'em with some sort of affection after being done. anyway d those few actually said "ok ok haha cool but…

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GETTING ACTION FROM THE MANAGER

another to-do thing for 2018 is getting dances DO style with a manager. why the manager you are wondering? because all the dancers on shift are toothpicks. i don't like toothpicks unless they have nice faces then i am willing…

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Anybody actually see a shower show at a strip club?

I have seen places in the clubs where there used to be a shower stall and I've heard dancers talk about them once having them but I've never seen one. It must have been one of those fads that faded…

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This is why so many Mormon girls run off to LV to become strippers.

https://www.rt.com/usa/414632-utah-teacher-nude-paintings/ I cannot imagine the depths of ignorance and stupidity required to accuse a teacher of showing pornography to students for using art materials supplied by the school district itself. The school district and especially the principal were to blame, not…

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Dougster st the mall

Bragging about his bitcoin https://youtu.be/osUAg16U_BY

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For those of you getting "extras"at clubs..

In your area are you usually paying: 1 Just the base VIP room fee. (Extras included in the session) or 2.The base VIP room fee + an agreed amount for the extras

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Nice Evening!!

So I was leaving Tampa,I wanted to visit this place one last time.I had an online coupon,so I had to only pay $10 instead of the $15 and the cashier was nice and pleasant and…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

The Doctor Said Go To "Paradise"

After having major eye surgery nearly 2 weeks ago and with the recovering going slower than what it should be I needed to be with "Paradise" On the Final Friday of 2017 it was time…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Can be very hit or miss

My last trip to Vegas I had a chance to stop by Little Darlings. As expected most of the girls were fairly young, look wise I would say the average was a 7, no 10's…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Club Risqué - Bristol

Went in on a Wednesday coupla months back with one thing on my mind, or one hot dancer that is to say. C***** to be specific. But she is like a ghost to say the…

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So I kind of got screwed ...but in a good way

Over the holidays I arranged an OTC date with a long time lady friend. We were to meet in a bar have a few drinks and then head to my place for some adult fun. About an…

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Offtopic. What crazy stuff I learned listening to YouTube psychics

Trump to leave office early, multiple ways on that, Oregon to be struck with 11. Something earthquake in 2018 Need to tell relatives they need earthquake insurance and check their elevation in case of a 4 story tsunami. US military to develop and…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First Time at Synn

Had not ventured out of Orange County for strip clubs, but on the recommendation of a buddy-- he said I was missing out by not checking out the COI strip clubs. Went on a Thursday…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Cool place

Overall, I really liked the feel of the club. It didn’t have the stereotypical neon lighting and mirrors. I liked the darker lighting and comfortable chairs (I know it’s not the most important thing but…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

FS @ Noon

Went Wednesday afternoon at 2 Street Christmas. About 10 punters and 8 girls were there. The stage show isn't much, but the VIP area is where the real action happens. You guys must already know…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Solo mission

Had an evening to myself several weeks back. Stopped in just to see the show and have a few beers. The club is well lit. Two stages, larger one by the front door, the smaller…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Greatly enjoyed

Being from the Baltimore area, I am generally used to the big city vibe given off by the local clubs. I visited this club on a whim several years back, and decided to give it…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Relaxing atmosphere

Arrived just as the 2fer started and lo and behold, all dancers went to the couches. Eventually they began to filter back into the main room. Been a long time that they 4 on…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

CH3 Continues to please

For some reason, I found myself pulling into their parking lot at 9am. It’s a 24hr club, so I figured what the heck. Well, at 9am, the cleaning crew was well into the…

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NYEE

Forecast for dancer quantity & quality on the night of Dec. 30? Holiday weekends often produce poor outcomes, but a lot of girls could be working hard to try and made rent before the end of the month, pay off Christmas…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

After years it still hasn't changed much.

Having been to this club a number of times of the last 15 years it still hasn't changed much. Sure there are some upgrades to the physical layout, but basically it is still the…

Don Costa Lounge & Bar

Harrison, New Jersey

Strange Place

Been to this spot many times over the years. It was great up to the mid 2000s. Lots of ass grabbing fun with various latinas back then. To me its been pretty bad for the…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Best Club in Sin City,

Okay, Do not just walk in, Try to call ahead and save cover. They charge $50 to get in if you just walkin, better get their limo. Spearmint Rhino has always been my fav in…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great girls but less value and not much mileage

Asked for their limo pickup early evening. Arrived on time and was ushered in through the back entrance. No cover fee or drink minimum(on entry) if you arrive in their transportation. Went in to see…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Couldnt go anywhere in the snow

So i stopped in on a Friday night about 7pm. No cover and domestic beers were $4. There were about 6 girls roaming around but really nobody up on the stage. The…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens fails to Impress

Visited Kittens at about Midnight on a weeknight this week. There were lots of girls on shift, they didn't finish a stage rotation during the time I was there. I like visiting clubs between…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

A Club to Visit Only When in Town

I only visit Keepers when work-related activities take me to the general area. This particular visit was on Thursday, December 14, 2017. My last visit was in March 2017, so about 9 months had passed.…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Holiday Party

to stop by for the annual Holiday party at GGR as it was my first time at the party. Upon entering the club at around 9PM, right off the bat there was a much more…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Meh

Had hit a bit of a Follies wall: Too many vists in a short space of time; recognized most of the dancers there; barely moved to interest by any of them. So took a break.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Great dancers; expensive atmosphere

If you've got money, this is the place to go in Manhattan. Lots of gorgeous dancers. $20 per song per lap dance, but amazing grinding and pretty loose women. Girls from all…

Fantasy's Island Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

New Low for Fantasy's Island

I have been going to 7th Street clubs for 20 years and this was the worst visit ever. I got tired of sitting home so I decided to brave the cold and hit a…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

First timer at Ricks

This was my first visit to Ricks. Paid the entrance and got my drink. The hostess was upfront about there being only 2 dancers. This was pretty disappointing as the place down the street has…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Nice visit

Went on a Thursday afternoon in early December. Saw JJ was there, who I had seen before. She is early 20s, AA, great body and pretty face, really nice personality. She gave…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

incredible

Once again a trip down to Portland (from Seattle) to go to strip clubs. An all day venture I have been doing since 2000. I have narrowed to about 5 or 6 the…

The Den Gentlemen's Club

Cheyenne, Wyoming

Nice set up

This is the morning upscale of the two clubs in Cheyenne. There were about 5 Adies rotating between two stages. The set up is set up well so that both stages can be seen though…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Not up to Phoenix Standards

This is a decent little club and a decent place to grab a drink. I went in on my way home from the airport and there were about 8 other PLs in the club.…

Spearmint Rhino

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

First visit to Pittsburgh Rhino

I visited Pittsburgh's Spearmint Rhino for the first time a month after it opened, on a Wednesday night. I was impressed. I had been to the Penthouse Club that was in this location a couple of…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Slow But My Club Of Choice

Went on a Thursday afternoon to take advantage of their VIP specials, it’s $100 for 30 minutes. (Side note I’ve been here a few times and done vips with a few girls, some will try…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Things Went From Bad to Worse

I've been here a bunch the last seven years or so. I am a happy go lucky person that tries to have fun no matter the situation. This place seemed to be on…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Never been to a more miserable place.

My wife and I went here on a Tuesday night for a little midweek date. We picked Bucks Wild because it’s BYOB so we didn’t have to pay for drinks. My wife had called ahead…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Best Club for the price!

My wife and I have visited Baby Dolls in several differ nights. It’s close to home and easy to get to with no cover charge. Drinks are reasonable for the venue with $6-$7 dollar beers…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

A great time

I have gone to this club 5+ times and has always been a good time. One time me and 2 friends got to the club around 7:30 to 8pm and it was dead. There was…

Seventh Veil

Los Angeles, California

Look beneath the surface.

This club is fairly small compared to most that I have been. Two stages with a girl on each stage continuiously. The bar is tucked back in the corner and the waitresses can be a…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Just before christmas

Was in the area and had a little time and money to spare. It was the Thursday before Christmas, it was 3-4pm and surprisingly busy. Maybe 8-10 customers and about the same dancers. All the…

Dames n' Games

Van Nuys, California

KINDA LAME – I'LL TRY ELSEWHERE NEXT TIME IN L.A.

Had to drive to L.A. for one night trip on a Thursday. Wanted to hit COI or places near LAX that are well reviewed here, but while heading south it was already 12:30 PM so…

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OT: Who Performs A**a**inations?

I ask this especially about the US, or at least in the industrialized nations, and in the 20th Century. But I also open it to other places and other times. Are a**a**inations also te**o*ism? I think sometimes they are.…

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What's the Formula?

Anyone know how these "levels" given a member are computed? I looked at mine and some others and it seems reviews, discussions and trusts are the important factors.

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Lots of Value if you like a certain type

Cover charge is $5 and the bouncer is very chill. The poster before me is correct, the domestics are a bit on the pricey side at 4.50 a pop. Club opens at noon and closes…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Still a great spot

Stopped by Tits for the first time in maybe a year. Had never been there in the afternoon before, but I met a friend for lunch at Bloomfield Steak & Seafood House and was looking…

Sunny's Saloon

Chatsworth, California

Small space but big on Action

What do I say about Sunny's Saloon. It is located in a small strip mall next to a pizza place and a convince store. They have a bouncer that will check your ID…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Back to Church

I returned to the St. James (known to some as the “Church”). I swear they would rename this place “Our Lady of Perpetual Lust.” The club remains rather classy on the inside (assuming you like…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Same old Showplace

Showplace continues to be my bar of choice in New Jersey. Had a free night, so I dropped in for another visit two Saturdays ago. There were two dancers "dancing" on stage and…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

Hot Girls, but attention paid only to the regulars

Dropped by on a Thursday night around 10, there were plenty of attractive girls around, but overall not a good experience. Get there and me and my friend get pulled up on stage to do a…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Needed a quickie

After having the day off and seeing all these MILFs strut around in their tight lululemon pants, needless to say I had the urge to pop one off. So I head off to show…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good times...

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon recently, apparently the girls hadn’t been getting a lot of action- they were very willing to please, and really wanted a dance. Most were VERY convincing barside. They were…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Decent time

I've been here a few times now, and it's a pretty consistent experience. I paid $5 for my water, and took a seat on one of the stools (which might be my only complaint…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Love that Georgia!

My favorite at Playhouse is and always has been Georgia, the thick blonde who usually dances late at night. My work schedule begins at 4am, so its difficult for me to stop by Playhouse. Love…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Decent place

The palace consists of 2 different businesses. Bikink bar in front and nude club (royality room) in the back. The front has cover charge only fri amd sat of $3. Cover in back…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Great small club

Went early evening on a Friday night. It's a small club on an isolated road fairly far from the beaches to the south. Still, it was worth the drive to get there. The dances…

Lionz Den

Mobile, Alabama

A good time was had

This place is located in a strip mall next to a car lot. Not the easiest to find, but literally less than a mile off the interstate. And it’s in a pretty safe area. Got…

Fantasy Lounge

Portsmouth, Virginia

Good Times

Took a few friends that were visiting here. A few things of note: Cons 1 There is still no variety of dancers. I understand that the club has a certain type it’s going for but…

HT's

Detroit, Michigan

Diamond on the rough?

Well, despite my other reviews of the place saying that the girls are sub par, I still check this place out Time to time to look for any diamonds in the rough. I went the…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good fun...

After an uneventful trip to Bandaids, headed north to see if I could have better luck at Hi-Liter. First thing I noticed upon driving in was how packed the parking lot was. I…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Looking Up

I got right after opening. The stage dancing had not started, but there were probably 6-8 lap dances underway. Got a high top on the DJ side. there seemed to be more white girls than…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Lived up to hype

Wasn't sure what to expect. I have heard so much good about this place but lately I have read the numerous reviews about this place being on the decline. But I went hoping it would…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Went to see a feature dancer

Took a visit to Fantasies on 12/22 to see the feature dancer Reya Sunshine. She put on two good shows and had an amazing body! Club was clean and upscale with a huge TV wall. The…

Dream Palace

Tempe, Arizona

Never coming here again

Went here a few months back. They were very pushy with the VIP sales pitch, obnoxiously so. Very glad I decided not to do it after reading the reviews on here. There were only two…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Return Trip

Since its been reviewed a bunch of times I won't discuss the layout again. The layout is just fine. Now down to the main reason we visit, the ladies, There was an even balance between…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

One overweight dancer with saggy tits

Was driving in the east valley and said what the hell lets see what's going on in the flame. There were a couple cars in the parking lot. Pulled in sat down at the bar…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Thick dancers and lotsa security

Visited with friends. $22 cover each, phones, cigs, lighters, chewing gum, condoms... basically you gotta leave them in the car... lots of women inside, mostly black. Most of them just come close and says something…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Incredible selection of girls

I went Thursday night the night of the calendar release. 10 dollar cover. Tons of people, I'm not sure if always that busy, but there were lots of patrons and girls. Setup is 2 poles…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Polar Opposite of DD

I never used to frequent SCs here where I live in Broward, I'd just enjoy them while out of town on business. Less travel this year means that I finally got the gumption to start…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Been there, done her.

I’m a veteran pussy monger with decades of club trawling over five continents. It may strike some of you that I have lived a fairy tale life (in a dark, lurid sort of way).…

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Yes or No

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdSFiqUlxw6/

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Standing dance after lap dances

Yesterday I had 7 lap dances with a girl with good ass.When she gave dances i get almost rock hard erection and then goes down. She confirmed with me if I am done with dances. Then she asked me to…

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Titcoin

I was going to joke that we should start "Titcoin" to use in clubs. Little did I know: www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titcoin

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Stall Action

Was at our favorite club Follies. I went to the restroom early and the troll was not yet there. I walked in and thought I heard a woman's voice. I look over at the stall and see the top of…

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Spearamint Rhino Pittsburgh

Has anyone been to the new Spearamint Rhino in Pittsburgh? If so, how is it?

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Weird Club Hangups

I’ve beeb clubbing for a year regularly and I’m sure there are some expections but this is what I avoid as if we’re the plague. - Sequences or those shiny little round peices of reflective plastic. Just about every girl who’s…

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Owning a strip club

I have been thinking about this for a couple of weeks, and have done some research into what it would cost, but I was also wondering if anyone here has any advice? I know I have to check local ordinance…

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Under age girls on SA

What's the best way to protect myself from a girl trying to be older than she is ? Take her out for drinks and see if she can pass the ID inspection ?

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Best strip club in Los Angeles LA

Can anyone recommend strip clubs in LA where they offer VIP rooms?

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Terrible value

First time visiting Zanzibar and must say it was a disappointment despite having read some reviews in the past. Rolled in around 7:45 on a random weekday and the first thing I noticed was the lack…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Regulars will be Regulars

Standard as always, three stage rotation, two for one drinks, no cover before evening...blah blah blah. My feelings of Wackos is this, if you aren't a regular you will feel out of place at first.…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Not so bad

Went in around 3:00 or so on a weekday and there were maybe 4-5 dancers on shift. None were knockouts, but not completely fugly either. I usually go for the girl next door look…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Fun for locals I guess

I apologize because I did not spend much time in this place. We went there for 1 drink and left. We are throwing a Bachelor party for our friend and I am the lead researcher for…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

can't wait to go back!

I've seen this place on the list as one of the top strip clubs to go to in the entire country, so I was super stoked to make the trip to go. My first glance…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Highly Recommend

After reading the reviews of the Miami area clubs, had to stop here, so swung by on a Wednesday afternoon. First impression: this club is huge. Massive stage, really big bar on the first floor,…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Best go go bar

This was probably the best go go bar I've ever been to. Only problem is it can get a little crowded around 1 due to the limited space but I heard they remodeled so I…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

Hot dancers, very low mileage

For our second destination of tour of Portland SC experience, we decided to drop by to Sassy's since it is somewhat of a walkable distance from Union Jack's. From the outside, we see 2 UBER drivers…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Same old Rest a Bit

Pullled in to the parking lot around 8 as I was parking 3 dancers walked out to their car to leave and thought to myself this is not good. Knew this was probably going to…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Thursday night at the Playhouse

This was my first time I had been back in a year after I moved away from the Omaha area. I had originally wanted to go Tuesday night, but discovered they were now closed on…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

No talent on Christmas Eve

Lots of things lined up for me to be able to go to a strip club on Christmas Eve and I was curious if it would be slow or not. It was not slow.…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Strange decor

First time here, looks huge from the outside. $10 is far too much. The inside is decorated with nascar stuff which was unexpected. I also somehow didn't know that it was a byob nude club…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Thursday evening

I almost never go on a Thursday but did this week. Got there at 8 pm and the parking lot was pretty empty. Went inside and paid $10 with a quick pat down and…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Great Place

Me myself, I love this place, only thing you have to be careful about is some dancers will keep going with lap dances instead of asking you if you want to continue, and then you…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

snowy day

Visited on a snowy day at my least favorite time to visit a club, the 5-6pm time frame. The vibe was low and most dancers were sitting and talking amongst themselves. There was…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Same ole place

You know what you’re in for when you visit henrys, smoky as hell as soon as you walk in the door. Paid 6 bucks or so for a beer and was hounded by a shot…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Typical dive bar

I've visited this club before. It's a dive bar. They really need to fix the holes in the floors. I feel bad for the dancers because they can really hurt themselves if they don't watch…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Dead Time

I hit this club on a Tuesday afternoon. There were a few dancers, but nothing to get over excited about. I spoke with a few of the dancers and they were friendly enough, but not…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Candy is Dandy

Got a chance to check out this place while visiting Phoenix. It’s smaller on the inside then you would think. Plenty of hot girls and decent table dances. The back room for private dances has…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Definitely a worthwhile trip

This place is the third location we went to on our second day of the tour of Portland SC experience. We were thinking of a backup plan of either going back to club Rouge or…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

This joint is amazing

If you are a man you gotta visit this place it's one of a kind in toronto area. The girls are mind blowing hot and sensual I visited and out of few girls I chose…

Shakerz

Surrey, British Columbia

Driving Around

ok . no one has reviews this place in over a year so here goes. I was there Wednesday night close to 10 and I think I just missed the time for cover because…

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Pasadena

I'm headed out today for the rose bowl. I'm meeting my friends tonight in Santa Monica, I'll have 4 or 5 daytime hours before I meet them. Any club I should hit

Strip Club Firsts

Reading the comments on my earlier post about titty fucking started me to thinking about how I began my Russian adventures. I actually had my very first titty fuck in a strip club. And that started me to thinking about all of the other sexual firsts I have enjoyed in a dimly lit back room. You wouldn't know it from my strip clubbing ways, but I was raised in a fairly strict, religious, conservative family in a community of like families. Sexual repression was the norm. Even when I married my high school sweetheart, we were both virgins. So I was ripe to have my mind blown when I started traveling for work and started to check out the clubbing scene. That…

Strip Clubbing with Baby PLs (and other ramblings)

I know that Hi5 wrote a similar article fairly recently, but i thought i would share my own experience and observations with clubbing with virgin and near virgin kids. There's a kid i work with that turned 21 not that long ago, actually maybe over a year, but only very recently tried a strip club for the first time. He's already married with a young kid, so it's a bit harder for him to steal away from the wife and hide the funds. Anyway, he knows i like to go and wanted to go again but with me this time along with a few of his other younger friends (a little bit older than him though) that have never been…

What Makes a Good Strip Club Review?

Been reading TUSCL for quite some time. I love the information I receive here. I basically know which clubs to go into and which ones to avoid. But what makes a really good Review? When we read the Reviews, what details about a place are we all looking for. Here is what I want to see. 1. Am I going to have a good time at this club? There are number of factors that go into this. Are the girls friendly? Is the staff welcoming? Is the music too loud? Is it too dark? Too much light, are the…

Strip Clubs: A Great Escape

If you been able to read my articles in the past then you know I bring a different style of writing and I also go to the clubs for a various set of reasons one being I suffer from depression and I find it a safe place as well as a place for me to escape and get my mind off real life much like we all do. We all need an escape, some find going to a local fishing hole an escape or a Golf Course while others may enjoy a casino. I enjoy going to a club. I've never enjoyed the outdoor life of hunting, fishing, camping etc. That was my dad and I am definitely not him.…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

Wish I was a regular

I stopped by on one of my Philly airport runs. It is just off hwy 1 but a bit of a loop to get there. Use your GPS. Parking is great, once you find…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

You can find what you want.

This club has already been well described. The only physical feature that I will dwell on is the parking is behind the club, and therefore offers good privacy from the road. The door-fee…

Club Amnesia

Raleigh, North Carolina

Not a strip club

So I went to this place in order to find another place in Raleigh. Thought maybe this could be a diamond in the rough. I got there around 11:00 and the guy said to be…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Nope...

Second visit after having a nice time with Rosie my first time. I was hoping she would be there today but no luck. First impression of the girls was most were 2-5 with one…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

Afternoon Special

Was in Reading for a client Holiday Party. The party ended at 3pm, so about 6 of us headed over to Al's on the recommendation from a couple of the locals. Paid a $5 cover. There…

XTC Cabaret

Houston, Texas

No dancers

Got there around 6:00pm and I only 2 dancers were seen in the hour I was there. The Club location is easy to find and the byob is nice but without dancers to enjoy the…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Spoiled by Detroit

In town from Michigan visiting family. Wanted to check club out. 8 dollar cover plus they scan licenses . Very large plush club, saw pool tables and ping pong room as…

Bombshells

Wichita Falls, Texas

Friday night

I went here once on a Friday night. I believe the cover is $10. Girls dance on stage, do lapdances, and there are a few private rooms. There's some girls here that put effort into…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Good Time with Old Favorites

After a long layoff, I returned to TD’s North. I was laid off in February and decided to fully retired, so funds for clubbing are restricted. The wait was worth it though. TD’s hasn’t changed…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Great except for the cameras

Came in after 11pm a few weeks ago. It wasn't packed but had great variety--dancers weren't pushy and everybody was laid back. The stage area is very interactive if you come prepared with a lot…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Perfect place to go to kill time

A couple friends and I went there around 2 am to kill some time before a flight that we had to take. Regardless of the time, there are always a bunch of hot chicks working.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Some knockouts some average girls

This is one of the most popular clubs in vegas. You can arrange for them to pick you up from your hotel or they will send an uber. If you go before it gets busy…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Overrated.

I’ve heard a lot about this spot and decided to try it out. Not cover which was good. The rest? Very disappointing. It’s more or less a glorified bikini bar. On the plus side there…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

always enjoyable

Was there on a Tuesday evening and again on Wednesday afternoon. Got to sample Rayne, Daisy, Jessica, Jillian, Shakira, Jade, and Talika or Kalita. Of that group, Rayne was the best and Talika/Kalita…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Low pressure, beautiful girls

Parking lot was sparse on a Tuesday night around 10. Self parked for $3. $10 cover. Go inside and there aren't many customers in there, but there are a lot of beautiful dancers...more…

Pandora's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Worth a trip

Don’t go here if you are looking for a ultra Vegas type club, but if you like a chill place that you can party for a few hours, this place is great. The club itself…

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What do you say after an LDK?

So what do you guys say after an LDK to politely tell the dancer to stop?

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To Catch a Predator

Nice work DoctorPhil and txtittyfag for putting the final nail in @vincemichaels coffin.

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Best place in la where they serve alchohol and have vip rooms

Can someone point me to a nice clubs in los Vegas where they serve alchohol and have private booth for dances

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SCing on New Year's Day, particularly Follies

The bowl games on New Year's Day give me a reason to be out pretty much all day - before noon until after midnight. Are strip clubs generally open NYD? Do they delay opening to account for the all night…

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@vincemichaels Admits He Has Gone Beyond Just Thinking About Underaged Girls and

https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=44641 "vincemichaels August 14, 2016 It hasn't really stopped me before. My sailboat saw a lot of sex with me and my female friends, even the 14 year old." Anybody still think it's okay to have @vincemichaels on the board? Anyone who does not…

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2am-er: She pulled an ice pick on him; BONUS: She also crashed her car into a lo

Captain Save-a-Ho to the rescue! But who saves Captain Save-a-Ho? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By Sara K. Satullo [email protected], Updated Nov 27; Posted Nov 27 Things quickly went south for a Lehigh Township man who brought home a woman he just met Sunday at The Fox Gentleman's Club…

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Excerpt from a review for Berlin News Agency NJ

"I had a great time with a sexy think transgender woman as she grinded her ass against me while multiple men fucked her face. No money changed hands" Think I'll pass on this one.

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The Hooker and the Koala

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker ... for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms ... After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts…

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Yes or no?

This one does not have a big butt. :) https://www.instagram.com/janamamaz/

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God Dammit Crazyjoe

I got called to bring my shit truck to a McD's in Denver. The shitter was clogged and I had to rent a backhoe and a jack hammer. After all these stories I bet it was crazyjoe. It was like…

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Eight Ways To Have Fun At A Strip Club For $200

http://magiccitytimes.com/eight-ways-to-have-fun-at-a-strip-club-for-200/

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Legal question about clubbing

last Friday, I went clubbing. As my CF was sitting in my lap, a group of 3 women entered the club and a few minutes later I noticed that a guy appeared to be apart of their group I told my…

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Do dancers get off from

Slapping their was. Why would a dancer ask us to slap their ass during lap dance? I am not a fan of slapping was unless they ask for it.

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Idea for @vinceygirl and @skifag609

Yo, @skibum609. Seems you are into defending the pedophile @vinceygirl and, supposedly (though some doubt it because of your overall dumbness) you are a lawyer in real life. So here's a little idea to make you so money: @vincemichaels has…

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What would you NOT prefer?

A. A 9 or 10 no gfe but as much sex as you want for $500 a visit B. A 7 that will do whatever you want during sex but wants a commited relationship and is needy and clingy C. An 8…

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Slapping her ass.

Are you into it or not? The other day at Follies I was sitting in my favorite high top chair and getting dances from a pretty wild dancer that I have known a long time. While totally nude she jumped up…

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Could I start stripping? (Thank you guys very much I prepared a little present)

When I was coming here and leaving a post, I really didn't expect much. I actually thought you will be like 'yeah you are looking bad a little bit but why not ...etc' But I had some really positive energy…

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When your are done ........

When you have had a wonderful ITC experience, are satiated and therefore done: what do you do next? Example: I ordered another beer and watched the 4th quarter of the football game with her last Sunday.

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What do you prefer

Which would you prefer to have sex with A. A one night stand with a girl you just met who is your idea of a 9 out of 10. B. A 7 out of 10 that you have genuine feelings for, for…

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Are Rainbow Trout gay?

Just wondering

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Hemorrhoids

A girl that danced for me had a huge hemorrhoid peekingredients out from her thong. It made me laugh. I had her stop after one dance.

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GOAT

LeBron is the GOAT

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Recommendation

I'm considering moving to India. Can anyone recommend a good moving company?

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Why

Why are there so many threads about Vincemichaels being a pedophile and misrepresenting himself as a war hero?

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Should I see a doctor?

I went to a club today and maintained an erection for at least 4 hours. Should I go see my physician even though I didn't take Viagra?

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Crabs

Doesn't anyone get crabs anymore. I haven't heard of it, or gotten them, in about 20 years.

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Boxing Day

The power of TV really fucked up the Boxing Day tradition. Just my opinion. Feel free to discuss.

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The downside of Christmas

I had lost about 30 pounds over the past 3 months. Just gained 7 back

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Stuck on 7

Papi mentioned the responsibility of being a level 10 contributor. I've been at 7 for a long time. I don't know why I started this thread. Feel free to discuss.

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Funniest word in the English language.

While vulva and coitus give it some good competition, I think the funniest word is probably scrotum. Thoughts?

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Mirrors in VIP

I am going to get one of those floor mirrors that I can squat over and see what is making all that noise...

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Perfect ass/great ass?

I see this term(s) so often but i have no idea what it means to each individual. A perfect ass is to me, is a big, phat ass. No blemishes(tats) or wrinkles(cottage cheese ass). However given the popularity of spinners…

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No fun vacation

Lickit54's thread prompted me to post this. Last year, we went to Florida and stayed in New Smyrna Beach. I got a couple of free afternoons that I was able to spend at Diamond Dolls in Daytona Beach.…

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The Best Women's Lingerie Does Not Need To Be Taken Off

https://www.yandy.com/Open-Cup-Lace-Teddy.php https://www.yandy.com/Cupless-&-Crotchless-Teddy.php https://www.yandy.com/Seducer-Open-Cup-Strappy-Teddy.php https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Temptation-Open-Bust-Crotchless-Leather-Bodysuit-Sex-Bondage-Teddy-Lingerie-Erotic-Babydolls-Fetish-Latex-Costume-For/32551922479.html?spm=2114.search0302.3.15.796ea461bwJqes&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_0_10130_10152_10151_51102_10594_10059_10312_10314_10534_10313_10084_100031_10083_10547_10107_10546_10307_10604_10548_10605_10341_10065_10142_10340_10068_10343_10342_10103_10344_10325_10545_10324,searchweb201603_0,ppcSwitch_0&algo_pvid=6d423942-5d20-4e6b-9416-bcbdf1d29d3f&algo_expid=6d423942-5d20-4e6b-9416-bcbdf1d29d3f-2 There is more out there, just need to find it. SJG

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Papi Chulo mode??

Papi I hear is into the thick girls lol. Would this girl be too big, too small, or just right for Papi? https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba5Y0Alleqf/?hl=en&taken-by=maliah_michel https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc4xD4Fl3c5/?hl=en&taken-by=maliah_michel

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Follies going to expand?

Yesterday a dancer told me that there is a rumor going around among the dancers that the club is planning on an expansion. Maybe just wishful thinking. If anybody goes see if you can find out anything from a more…

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My rating on this one is "Not with your dick".

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/27/teens-dad-busted-texas-teacher-44-having-sex-with-student-in-car-police-say.html

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Drug of choice in strip clubs?

I’m wondering what the popular drugs are in strip clubs these days? I know that heroin is popular among certain groups (from reading Gawkers posts). I’m sure pot is very common among dancers (to the point that it’s almost in…

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Owning a strip club

I was wondering if anyone could help me figure out how much it would cost, and possibly how successful, it would be to open a strip club in New Jersey?

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Driving up I-95 from Florida to Massachusetts

Need info on the best places to stop. Strip clubs, adult bookstores, arcades, theaters....etc.

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I saw a 77 year old man today

Back from wolf lodge Concord NC with a weeks packed of fun with the family so I figured I'd stick my car in the shop since the inspection is due and I need to do the brakes and tires and…

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High School girls dancing

I was in a club last March and noticed 3 new youngish girls dancing. I asked one of the regular girls about the new girls and she said that they had all recently turned 18 and started dancing there on…

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Let's Keep TUSCL Pedophile Free: Time to Leave the Board @vincemichaels

@vincemichaels: Your own words have proven that you are a pedophile. Time to leave the board.

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The real question is:

The real question is what is the difference between a dancer who has sex for money and a girl who won't have sex until you put a ring on her finger that costs you a year's pay or worse yet…

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How many of you have actuall run into a dancer who was a college student not jus

A few years ago I walked into a club late in the afternoon and saw a dancer doing homework at a table in the corner. She was an early 20s drop dead gorgeous blonde (a 9+ one anyone's scale) The…

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What’s the obsession with porn starlets ?

I’ve noticed that many of you guys when describing a girl that you like seem to compare them to porn stars. Me personally I have no desire to fuck any pen stars I very much prefer the ‘Star Wars’ motto…

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What are your clubbing "accomplishments" for this year and goals for next year?

As the end of the year approaches, I spend some time contemplating how things went in various aspects of my life: interpersonal relations, spiritual life, job and professional development, financial affairs, best books read, best movies watched, and (yes)…

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Oasis Atlanta, GA and 3 other questions

Why is everyone saying they want to shut Oasis down? Someone teach me all your lingo/acronyms? What are new young spinners when referring to dancers? At nicer clubs, how many girls know real pole tricks?

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Could I start stripping? (Imperfect boobs)

Hi, I want to start stripping for a few reasons. Firstly, it's something I have always wanted to give a go. I like to be in the center of attention and do a performance. (Not that I am good) Secondly,…

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Amazon and Microsoft employees caught up in sex trafficking sting They brazenly

Any tuscl aware of this kind of sting?

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Rules in NC

Going down south this weekend and was just wondering what protocol is down in the Carolinas. Here in PA it’s pretty relaxed, but I’ve had lame experiences in more Bible Belt places like Ohio.

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BBBJ and BBFS

In metro Detroit clubs, extras are often available and BBBJs are not uncommon. It seems that BBFS is becoming increasingly more common. Anyone noticing increased availability of BB services (either in the clubs, OTC or AMPs)…

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Franklin, WI 2AMer

FRANKLIN, WI — Authorities say a man who fired a gun at a group of people in the parking lot of the On The Border strip club has been arrested and charged in court. According to court documents posted online, Jose…

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How many here have been divorced.

I admit I never crossed that theshhold. Never had to, I came close a few times but never exchanged the rings in front of all sealing my legal fate. What's yours (she says) is mine, what's mine is…

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Christmas and Dancers

Is it better to go clubbing before or after Christmas. All those young milfs want money before Christmas then likely spend all they earned plus ran up their credit cards buying to much stuff they don't need. The question is are…

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Tittyfag and Vincemichaels are really roommates

The question is are they roommates are the same guy with a split personality?

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Most Shocking Moment in the History of TUSCL

It happened this year when @vincemichaels said "A woman is a woman regardless of her age" in the context of discussing underage girls. Swore at that moment I would do whatever I could to build the pressure until he ultimately…

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Detwaa opens her arms to the Southern contingent

Come on up, Papi, Juice, magicrat, twentyfive, Papi Chulo and shadowcat. We are going to have overnight lows down to zero (0) the next few nights. Pack your long underwear, I've watched Miamians freezing for years when the…

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I know that nobody on here would ever do any of these things. At least I hope no

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1821393493?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Whats its about DO dances

Read few reviews about DO dances recently. Always wondered if I will ever do it. Not sure if I would do it in front room like a club like follies but have read many have done it. And with many…

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Holiday OTC Hunting Season

This could turn out to be the best week of the year for OTC hunting. I was texting an out of town stripper to let her know I will be in her city later this week and looking for some OTC…

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Christmas eve or Christmas day/night SCimg

Anyone SC Christmas eve (24th) or Christmas day/night (25th).

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Another newb lap dance etiquette question...

So I am a strip club newb and have many questions. So I was at the start of a topless dance last week. The girl was facing/straddling me, she lifted herself up and pulled her bottoms down for a few seconds…

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What happened to Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Perhaps I'm just showing my age, but on my occasional visits to Phoenix since the 90s I recall patronizing Christie's Cabaret. Now, the TUSCL page lists the Christies in Tempe, but not the one in Phoenix (on North 32nd…

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The queen of twerking?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fW3fBHO76XA Anyone else know of mobile links to hot girls twerking?

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A little update for Christmas

Since my last post things have changed. I have been forced to admit one of the SA girls to my wife. She has not told me she hired a PI but I am suspicious she has. She…

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Merry Christmas Wishes

I can't write this as a review nor as an article but I wanted to wish everyone from the Club Owners, to DJ's to Bouncers, Workers and of course the Beautiful Entertainers who work hard each night to entertain those…

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TO ALL!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and yours!

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Some observations of a Las Vegas strip club on Christmas Eve

Tonight I went to my usual club that I'm comfortable with. Most Sunday nights are somewhat slow. Tonight was a lot busier, though I think it has to do with the fact that Monday is a holiday so…

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A little something to make your holidays brighter.

For the booby lovers : https://boobychristmas.com/ For the booty lovers : https://booty-christmas.com/ Happy Holidays, fellow PLs.

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Men under the influence of alcohol are more likely to see women as sexual object

Researchers from University of Nebraska-Lincoln in the US went beyond the mere anecdotal evidence to investigate some of the circumstances and factors that influence why men objectify women. The study, published in journal Sex Roles, involved 49 men in their twenties…

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If anyone needs a profile pic

Wouldn't mind seeing a frontal.... http://www.worldlifestyle.com/funny/awkward-vacation-photos-not-go-planned/7?slides=1

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vinceygirl michaels Lies About Military Service; Whacks off to Underage Girls; T

LOL! What a piece of shit he is.