I know that nobody on here would ever do any of these things. At least I hope no

The girl with a piece of rusty metal in her vagina had a serious problem.
The girl that claimed her BF left a cell phone and money in her vagina during sex has another issue.

The person who got a peanut butter jar in their rectum? No words.

There are lots of crazy people.

rectum:
CIGAR TUBE TO RELIEVE HEMORRHOIDS
must have thought this was an upgrade from preparation h.

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Nothing crazy about having a kink; if you want to put it up your ass, rock on.

Just remember folks - feathers are one thing - but when you go and use the whole chicken - a little beyond kinky.

When I was a kid - I stuck a toy soldier up my nose - and it was painful getting it out. But it was far less painful than the beating I would have gotten if I had to go to the hospital to have it removed!