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The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Sometimes good and sometimes not so much

I had started my holiday time and thought I would drop by Treasure Club for a little entertainment. The dancers were a mixed group of all races and nationalities which was a fun thing to…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

come for the pornstars, not anything else

I came exclusively to meet a featured dancer (pornstar) and get LDs from her. This club is a very bad value in NYC. All floor LDs are "your hands under your ass" or bouncer confronts…

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A 2AMer that I doubt anybody cares about. Off the beaten path.

JACKSONVILLE, N.C. (WNCT) – A Jacksonville man has been arrested after a fatal shooting at a strip club early Friday morning. Jyree Dominic Noel, 32, was charged with an open count of murder. He was also charged with felony malicious conduct by…

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Can't get emotional when they choose others, but can you feel good when they cho

I know it's canon around here that you can't get emotional when a dancer knows you want her to come over, and she for whatever reason is attending to other customers over you. On the other side of the coin, you…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fills a Need

Overall a worthwhile drop in, when I should be Christmas shopping. I wish they’d finish this forever repair of the highway coming down Passyunk. The girls aim to grab your…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

My Christmas Pony Ride

I was reminded of PP from a recent review and thought WTH, it's been a while so will check it out. I must admit, Brookaven's harassment has resulted in a much improved parking lot - nicely…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

It has its purpose

I haven't been in a while and felt like stopping by. It was more packed that usual. Considering the holiday season I should not be surprised. There was a decent…

Cherries

Portland, Oregon

Only Strip Club around

The club is attached to a hotel. The location was easy to find since the club is in main road. The music was a little loud and during dance the bouncer was constantly watching. The…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Running the Latina Gauntlet

Well, that was different. As a regular visitor to South Florida, I was pretty familiar with Cheetah Pompano and Cheetah West Palm. Friday, 1:00 pm, driving up I-95 from a meeting in Coral…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Stop in after Casino

After a less than successful stop at the HR casino, I was looking on salve my wounds with a visit to 2001. It was not my first visit to the club. I paid $20 cover…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Things Getting Better

This is a summary of several afternoon visits over the past couple of months. Back in October, to me, I thought things were going downhill at 390. At the time, the best thing about the…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Scooby Dooby Doo! (Not What It Sounds Like)

Got to Cheetah a little before 2 last night/this morning. I went a few years ago when I had no money and one girl was really nice to me, so I always wated to go…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hong Kong is Better than Ever!

Parked in a private lot across from Jack in the Box in San Ysidro. Brought $300 ($200-300 is perfect for a good time) and a few condoms with me. Once they stamp your passport, you…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Better than last time..

It's been awhile since I've been in Henry's and after a couple bad visits at Bogarts I figured I would give it a shot again. When I first walked in the door all I could…

Club Paradise

Toronto, Ontario

Love the affection

So I am generally a lonely guy. I won't lie. These girls made me feel like a king. I came in not really expecting very much for coming in just as it opened. There were…

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The comparing you to her boyfriend SS

I find it funny when I get the SS saying, “oh wow your dick is bigger than my ex” or “you’re so much better looking than him” or “you look just like my ex” or “I wish he was as…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Finally made it to Vics

This has been on my list for sometime but never got a chance. Finally made it to vics last week. Went around 3pm. Parked in street amd area seemed quite safe. No issues not even…

Limited Menu "Buffet"

I was in Manhattan on business and decided to take the bait and sign up the Lido Room invitation list. Glad I did. As many of you know, this is a "floating" club that uses…

Chi Chi's

Ginowan, Japan

Hot dancers, overpriced.

So I'll start by saying that a lot of the dancers are Brazilian so if you're an ass man you'll like this place. That being said there's a mix of Japanese and Eastern Europeans as…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Great place

Came here with the boys last night (Friday) and it didn't disappoint. First off there is no cover charge which is great and the beers are cheap like $6ish. Grabbed a seat in the front…

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Sex is getting cheaper!

Mongerers from the 90’s tell me $300/session(hour) was the going rate, consider inflation it’s a better deal today. Now there is more options/competition than them, it will stay that way. Consider the other issue that sex is destigmatized for women who…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

First time at VIPS

My friend and I decided to hit up a strip club, we were originally going to go somewhere else but she convinced me to just go to VIPs since we live downtown and it's really…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Still needs fixing

Nothing has really changed for the Flamingo and that's a shame as it needs a lot of improvement. Got there a little before 7:30 and the door guy doesn't charge me. Usually it's…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Came For The Day Shift, Stayed For The Beer

My boss and I came here on a Wednesday afternoon on lunchbreak as it was my birthday. No cover during the day, in fact barely any staff watching the front at all. Came in, grabbed…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Still a good time

I had read that things had changed and the costs have gone up, too. I decided to see for myself. I went in on a Friday afternoon, same $12 cover, same $46 for…

Watering Hole Lounge

Pioneer, Tennessee

Watering Hole Re-opened....Good News and Bad News

Purchased by a new owner, a lady whose name I do not know. She did some very minor renovations physically. Cover was $5, dances were $20, beers were $4. That is the same and pretty…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

changes

First thing when I walked through the door was Corby asking me where I'd been. Laughed, as it had been a few weeks, but months since I'd stopped in when he was behind the bar.…

Torch Lounge

South Bend, Indiana

As usual this club needs some help

I went in because I had not been in for years. I was hoping that the rumors of new management were true but sadly they are not it is the same owners. There…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

Classy club and dancers didn’t match the majority of the clientele

This is a nice club in a great area about 20 minutes from Charlotte. The dancers were all young, thin, and attractive enough. Not much variety but some. Couch dances upstairs are $35 a song…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Kinda dead for a saturday

After skipping Kahoots for about half a year, I had been planning on visiting Kahoots again, but decided to wait a few more months after the double whammy of getting fined and a new manager…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Best Vibe In Texas

P10 North has the best vibe in Texas. And Texas has the most liberal strip-club scene in USA - so arguably this club could be the best in USA. Around 20 dancers on a rainy and…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Slim pickins

I was about to go to backpage but since I had a bunch of time on my hands, I thought I would check this club out. I had seen it onmy radar for a…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Mixed bag

I hadn't been here in a while and decided to stop in with a buddy of mine. Very much of a blue collar vibe here. Most girls were friendly but others were making rounds…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

WTF

Went back to the marching ground, Kahoots for some beers and eye candy. Nothing has changed with the clubs appearance. Relatively clean and good drink selection. The ladies still look the same. A good…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Stricter

This place is unusual in many ways. It's easy to miss since there is no parkingentrance in front. You have to turn on a side street before you get to the club to get…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Not feeling it today...

Got to Hiliters around 4:30pm on a Thursday afternoon. ID was checked but not scanned and there was no cover. I met up with a co-worker of mine. the place was busy…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

Good little club

This club is a block or so from the beach. You walk up this little side stairs attaches to an adult video store. It cost $10 to get in. You pay at…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Yawn of a visit

The few times a year I get to Indy I try to visit some clubs to blow off some steam. HH has, in the past, been in my rotation of clubs visited. In…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Not the place it used to be

This is the not the place it used to be..The drinks girl looks strange..There are couple of dancers who are 50+...They are there everytime I go and pushes too much for dances...The drinks push at…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

A neighborhood bar (with strippers)

Took a break from a busy holiday schedule to stop by here and decompress. Beers were reasonably priced, particularly for happy hour. Has sort of a neighborhood bar feel, but with strippers. It can get…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

The Vu is a good time

This was my first time going to Deja Vu Nashville in 16 years. I had stayed away for a few reasons, but I will be back and soon. I had as good of a time…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

AMY IS A ROB!!!!!!

Met a dancer who went by Amy. White woman with dark hair and a nice ass on this night she had a green outfit with a Hawaiian shirt. We agreed on 1.5 FS which included…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Weird dancer -in a bad way

After a ho-hum time at HH I stopped in to try my luck. Initial impression was that this place was way more up-tempo and had more customers and dancers. A skinny strawberry was on…

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Local dive bar, easy on the wallet

Stopped in, as it was on my way to a holiday party. Larger and livelier crowd than usual, especially for a Thursday. Credit the holiday season, I guess. A decent lineup of dancers, 4…

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Down -$500 then up +$1,000 then the massage girl blows me

What a crazy sixteen hour shift at the casino. First eight hours I got my money in as the favorite but couldn't hold so went on a down swing of five buy inns. After a hour lunch break I get back…

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How much has a Rob or potential Rob pissed you off

If you could pick out one time a Rob or potential Rob has pissed you off the most what would it be and why

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Shadowcat take note, dumb things happen in Michigan, too.

Police in the Detroit suburb of Warren arrested a man on a burglary and theft charge this weekend after he leaves his cell phone at the woman's house. Police tracked him down through the phone. Nice one, dude.

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I saw a few new girls since my last visit

Yeah a couple new fine girls that I haven’t seen since my last visit. One of them is tall dark, big ass big tits good time. I think her name was babie or something. Then another…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Depressing

Gave this place another try this week and overall experience was depressing. There where about 8 dancers, mostly Brazilians. Most of them are beyund the prime years of third life. Strangest thing is that the…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

XXXMAS Party

Last Thursday was the annual Xmas party. Parking was a bitch,drove in and out 3X then went across the road,real cold night. $15 to enter and another $8 for unlimited sodas. I would say at…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

A real hole in the wall. Great price though.

The below reviews are all accurate. No cover even at 1130Pm on a Thursday, cheap beer, and Latinas everywhere. Be warned though! This is far from upscale... Try your best to NOT use the bathroom…

The Paper Moon

Little Rock, Arkansas

Not worth the cover charge

This probably used to be a great club back in the day but it was way back in the day. $12 cover charge on the weekends. $7 beer and mixed drinks would be good if…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Air dances

When I first walked in I was greeted by the bouncer. When I was at the stage he kept asking which of the girls I wanted to do a champagne room with. I ended up…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Can be fun but hit or miss club

Ive been here several times and decided to stop by again on my way home from the beach. The dancer quality here varies widely. Sometimes you can find a few 7 or 8s working the…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Will be back

Dreamgirls is my club of choice when I go clubbing. I live about 90 miles from the nearest club so I need to make it worth my time and money. I don't know…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Club was dead

Was driving through Providence and decided to stop by CF. Parking lot was empty and that should have been my clue that there was no one inside. Walked in and noticed that there was no…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Monday night

Stopped in here on a Monday night. Was in the mood for some simple less pressure fun and based on the reviews thought this might make at least a good starter for a sc night.…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Caddy holiday visit

Visited the Caddy on 12/13 around 5:00 pm, to avoid cover that starts at 6:00. No one at the door to look at it scan my Id. Difficult to tell how many girls were working…

Cabaret Topless Sports Bar and Show Girls

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Slow Scene

Cabo is simply not the holiday destination it was before the 2014 hurricane. I've been here every December since and in every case I was the only patron in the club. Arrived about 7:30 PM.…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Same girls no new talent

Cover ; no cover and usually a pat check will gain access in to the club. Regular single drink is minimum. The girls will come and ask for a drink or some will ask directly…

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My fave is an alcoholic

Should I feel guilty that when she's drunk at the club at 1 PM, the mileage is awesome and I have to remind her to take my money?

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

Mehhhh

It’s a cool little club. I’m glad they’ve e finally opened back up since hurricane Harvey came and tore they the city. The quality isn’t all that great. They have byob which is dope. They…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Great Saturday Afternoon Visit

I was driving through town on business, and decided to stop in at Pleasant's to see how things were going there. Got there at about 12:30, little after they opened, and the bar was…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Ye Olde Standby

Don't understand how someone could have a bad time here unless attacked by a ROB or is not a drinker. Even if you cannot find your type of companion, the booze is reasonably priced and…

Lust Gentleman's Club

Akron, Ohio

eh

Renovated club that used to be evolutions, inside it looks similar but they added a walk-around above the stage. Lots of locals and regulars around the bar. Girls are a good diverse mix. Had a…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Sounded fun,.but not

I went on a whim, knowing full well the reputation of the place. Arrived and saw the girls outside and went in anyway. 5$ cover, $6 beer was immediately sat on by an…

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For those apprehensive about visiting a black strip club

This whiteguy describes his experience: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47xbqU2ge0

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Ready for some football ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE9zV_JQHmc

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Not so bad

The club has two large and spacious rooms with two stages. The outer room has the active stage with chairs around it, with booths along the wall for $20 dances. The inner room has the…

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Let it go - or piss you off ?

From a recent review of "35 Club" in NJ: "... I know I know - why am I talking about the waitress instead of the strippers? A little bit of venting for sure but also to serve as fair warning. Read…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Quick Visit, Can't Wait To Return

I was at a holiday party and was convinced by some friends to check out Zanzibar for a few drinks before we called it a night. It was my first time there and I really enjoyed…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Always a good time

Saying the Pony is Huntsville's best club seems a bit redundant as the others are terrible. On a scale of 1-10, the Cherry, Visions and Fantasia had nothing above a 4 That being said, I went…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

first time at monroes

Stopless Topless. I sort of forgot about this place after getting back from a recent trip - but probably one of the best types of entertaining places I've been to - and I really do not…

Mermaids Gentlemen’s Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

Very hot girls, somewhat low energy.

Came in right at noon. Bar had not opened yet, no big deal. The ladies were still warming up. There were at least five or six girls there. All very pretty spinner types. I got…

Bagdad

Barcelona, Spain

Save your money...

I had never seen a live sex show so I thought this might be a thing to experience. I was wrong. It was like 90e just to get in the door which I bought ahead…

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I could not say YES

Dancer texted me and asked if I will be coming to club next day. She would love to spend time with me. I was surprised because this is the first time she texted me. She usually busy with…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

The curtains have had an impact.

I've been going here about once a quarter for a couple of years now. And the infamous "curtain gate " has had it's impact on this club. The curtain sealing…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Reliability

The Playhouse is the most reliable experience in the area. If you know the deal, you always get it. Even if you don't know it, you'll get it anyway. This visit was on a Wednesday,…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

$2 Tuesday

I decided to give this club another chance by paying it another visit. I chose a great night because the had $2drinks and discounted food options. There are a variety of women here. I prefer…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great hole in the wall

Easy to miss, right behind a restaurant near a hotel and parking garage girls are hit and miss, but usually a few hot ones working. Can quickly get crowded, but I find it nice to…

Baby Dolls

Wichita, Kansas

What the shit?

This was by far the worst strip club i have ever been to. There were two dancers on duty. That was understandable because there was only one tiny stage. Both of the dancers looked rough…

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A bit of my family history I never knew.

I was looking for an old Christmas video in my family's video archives. I found this real old one. I found that at the :12 second mark, that is my 26th to the power of 100 great grandfather, the ORIGINAL

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Recreational Viagra ???

I don't have an ED problem. If the girl is at least mildly attractive and gives me just a little encouragement, then I am at full attention. But as I get older, I am…

Vegas Show Girls

North Augusta, South Carolina

Seen worse

I checked out this place after spending a couple hours hanging out in Discotheque. I wasn't expecting much but the variety was pretty good and the dancers seemed to be having fun. There was a…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

How far they have fallen

First visit to TMC in almost a year - had an evening to kill and money to spend, so I thought I would see how the old place was doing. Arrived around 8:30 and saw…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great Time

Cab driver took us here instead of the rhino...said we would have a better time or he'd give us a free ride to the rhino...we never called. The tables were a bit close together…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Decent club, decent everything

It was free cover since we are military, and they were pretty friendly. The strippers weren’t too outgoing which can be good or disappointing, depending on what you prefer. They have twins that dance together…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Porthole busy for Christmas

Been back a few times the last month. Business has picked up as the girls need money for Christmas shopping. Typical PH variety on a weekday. About 5-7 black girls, couple of…

Suits Nightclub

Kingston, Ontario

Not highest of quality

f you are looking for high quality entertainment this is not the place. One girl on stage at a time, for the most part the lady on the stage was not really interested in do…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Reunited

This place hasn’t changed much over the years, including some of the Brazilians that have been there forever. The men’s room was always minimal, two urinals and a toilet. No stalls, walls or TP.…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Haven't even tried this place since the redo

Well it has been a long, long time since I've been to this place. I've been hiding out at P...'s since the change a few years back. I've been reading the reviews, some…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

Not my best time here

Came to Augusta to visit friends but got there late and wanted to just waste my night but bars are boring, so back to this club after a few years. When I opened the door…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

The best time yet!

This visit was a rare occurrence where I was the first and only patron when I walked into the club. Little did I know that this would be a very delightful thing! The club atmosphere…

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High in the club

Gonna make my first try at being high in the club. Checked JS69's 101 post but didn't really have answer to this question: What about mixing alcohol and being high? My typical drink possibilities are: Beer Jack and Coke (and I usually alternate…

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Email

How often has a stripper asked for your email address or have you ever asked her for her's? I think 3 times that I can remember. The last one was a couple of days ago when a favorite told me…

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The numbers game

Why do the dancers give their numbers and insist I text them. (So pushy so that they ask to see the screen proving I have)...But they never respond. I don’t understand the game here.

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OT: Hotel charged guests $350 after bad online reviews

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/12/hotel-charged-guests-350-after-bad-online-reviews-so-indiana-ag-sues/?amp=1

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I am so full of Shit!

I have already been to McD's 3 times today

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Is it really loose?

So question. if a girl has alot of sex can a guy really tell by how loose she is? i know that i have and no others that have as well and we all conquer that you cant. it shrinks…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Fun

I went down there on December 1st around 3:00 pm. When I got there there was about maybe five girls there that I seen. I seen this blonde girl tall maybe 5'7 was on stage.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

First Vegas Experience

The club fit my expectation of a typical Vegas club. Made it in around 10pm on Sunday, so it wasn’t too crowded yet. I heard about arriving by taxi would make you get hit pretty…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

DOOR GUY IS AN ASSHOLE, IM DONE

This place is a good value, and dancers are average, and usually some really hot ones in the late evenings. Everything on the menu for most dancers for the right price. But, the guy who…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

First visit.. Will try again on busier days

Came here for the first time. Haven't been to a club in this part of the state. Thought I would give this a try. I have only been to clubs in bigger cities so…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Weak Friday night...

Stopped in at PC on a Friday night a couple of weeks ago. I was almost surprised at the fact that the roster was so light. Girls there included Rosie, Belle, Roxie, Kendra and a couple…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Xmas Party

Brought a friend in for Xmas party event and this place was packed to the gills. Absolutely beautiful on the inside (it's usually pretty but they added a bunch of holiday decorations). Long wait times…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Distracted

Stopped in after a couple of Christmas parties before heading home. While I'm glad I did, it was interesting to say the least. The bouncers who are usually cool had an attitude for some reason.…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Pretty decent

Went Thursday evening. The vibe was a bit weird, but maybe that was just the time that we went, it seemed like a pretty slow night for them. It was clean, and the seats were…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Wowowowowow!

I had visited thus place about a year and a half earlier during the day a d found it slightly underwhelming, especially compared to the fun I had at Booby Trap. Now after an…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Delilahs Den still going strong!!!

Well I had a free late afternoon and made a return visit to Delilahs Den in Toms River! Paid the $15 cover and the one plus, BYOB although you are only aloud a four…

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Yo' Bitcoin Skeptics! (Part 3)

Who had the balls to make a big short recently and rolling in the dough this morning?

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Not a bad spot

I was lured into Chicago with the promise of a free drink. Once there I was approached by one of the young women working and spent the rest of the night with her drinking. There…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Disappointing compared to past visits

I was in Miami for a race and had Sunday night off before I went home, as such I was super-excited to head back to the Booby Trap. I drove up around 9pm, paid…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Scouting report for you guys

Alright, so I just started going to this club about 7-8 weeks ago, and have been approximately 3-4 times, testing out a variety of the dancers. I'm going to give you a run down on…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Came a little late, but it was fun

Buddies decided to head out there after 1 to try and make it before it closes. We go in and there is between 5-10 girls, very friendly and out going. The one that was sitting…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

Differing experiences

Went to this club twice. First experience was a bit better. I don't know if this is something everyone likes, but the first time I went a trio of girls came to sit with me…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

death throes

Up until a few months I liked this club. It had some decent dancers, especially on the weekends. And the management was loose. But something changed. The dancer quality has declined.…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

Disappointed

My buddy and I decided to hit a strip club instead of going to a regular bar. Being that we're in the southern part of Rock County, there aren't alot of choices. Neither of us…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

A break before the Holiday break!

It was a Saturday night and it had been a long day. So I decided to get out and have some fun. I had not visited Dreamgirls at Rick's for a few months and thought…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Lyla and Passion are amazing

My second visit to Crazy horse. The line up was usual mix of Asians with few white girls. I met 2 of the most beautiful strippers in my life in this visit. Dulce - A…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

High mileage during slow time

Went to Bucks as I had some time to kill before meeting up with the guys. Wasn't expecting a lot of traffic and there were a couple of guys there. Being a slow day, there…

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Now a fight over who has the largest dick.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/it-isnt-19-inches-man-11734621?ICID=ref_fark

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Tuesday Wonderland visit

Wonderland is becoming one of my favorite clubs, and I had my best visit yet this week. I'm use to a weekday night being relatively dead at the Mass clubs I frequent, but Wonderland had…

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hooking up discreetly

Anybody got advice on finding girls to hook up with that's safe and discreet? I tried back page for a while but stopped doing that, out of fear of getting caught by the cops or something. Now I tend to…

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Its not always about the nut

Some times you just need to listen to the female voice, feel the female body pressed against yours and enjoy some laughs

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Strip clubs in Springfield oregon

Best place to the the most for my dollars. ????

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If you had to pick a feature dancer, who would it be?

Normally I stay the hell away from clubs during feature dancer appearances...they are crowded, the covers are ridiculous, the girl to guy ratio is upside down as fuck compared to any other time of the week. But tonight it's Jenna…

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Chuck E. Cheese and Bitcoin, I Cant Even Make This Shit Up

Mthe story goes: a man makes $1 Million selling altered Chuck E Cheese coins as Bitcoins to stupid people. He scratched off the Chuck E Cheese logo and added a “B” with permanent marker, and managed to sell a…

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Table etiquette

So I went to a strip club for the first time recently and loved it. One thing I have a question about is the table etiquette. The club I was at was pretty busy and it was hard to find…

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Baby Powder

Has anyone tried using baby powder around their dick for lap dances? I have seen some guys use a condom or the lapdance pants which are lubricated on the inside. Baby powder would be a dry lubricant that might get…

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Perfect ten

I think she is perfect 10 Face Hair Body Boobs Butt Legs https://goo.gl/images/CwFmmX https://goo.gl/images/iLmF2r

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Decisions, Decisions

Presents for the wife and kids or a marathon of lap dances?

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Fights in the club

Have you ever seen any? I've only seen this once and it escalated pretty quickly. If i had been paying more attention i should have seen it coming. Basically a couple customers were "talking" a bit around me…

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How the world will end!

It will begin with a CDC press release that reads: "The only possible origin of this deadly mutant HPV strain would be continued exposure of an infected individual to Listermint. But nobody would be stupid enough to wash their taint…

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Search functionality

I can't find search functionality on TUSCL on my android.Can somebody help me out?

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Ethereum Dreamin'

Just remember: Ethereum is skynet.

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You think that you have problems!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-worlds-longest-penis-now-11730050?ICID=ref_fark

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Clubbing this holiday weekend.

I have family plans for the 24th & 25th but was considering hitting Follies on Saturday. But I was there today and of the 4 favorite dancers that I got dances from, Only 1 said that she would be there…

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PSE GFE from dancers

The economy here in Sacramento must be bad for some girls. I've been receiving PSE GFE VIP dances lately from hotties

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How do you not let the threat of STDs stop you from having sex with questionable

I’m just curious how you guys that have sex with strippers do it. I did it once, blowjob and sex, thankfully both with a condom, and I was still a paranoid wreck until I got my results. Even…

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Money for Nothing

Follies has raised it's mandatory valet from $5 to $10 after 3pm these days. I don't like other people in my car. If you get to the club right at open (11:30am to around 12:30pm) the valet guys aren't…

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The 17 most Floriduh news items from 2017.

https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/the-17-most-florida-things-that-happened-in-2017?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Tijuana

Cascadas in TJ - Is it safe ?

OK, after reading all these Reviews on TUSCL, I now have the bug to check out Hong Kong. But this might be a one time thing so I want to make the most of…

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Went to visit one...pissed another off and went broke on a new bitch

Been thinking about seeing this one bitch since I laid eyes on her last month...back then I tipped a hundred in fives to make an impression and went in yesterday to hit a home run. Funny shit happens...bitch avoids me LMFAO…

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Why the public doesn't like the tax bill

My opinion. Facts or rumors that Medicare, social security, and Medicaid payments will be cut to the oldest and poorest of Americans, Most Americans do not want to see cuts in spending. Popular deductions of middle class are going away. Middle class tax cuts…

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Lingerie Modeling Shops

Lingerie Modeling Shops were discussed on here briefly, years ago. I am hoping for some updated information. These are what they say they are- if you are a member of law enforcement. You pick a lady for a set…

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Which dancers handle rejection worse?

I don't think i've ever outright rejected a superhottie (9+ dancer to me) unless i had previous experiences with them that were unfavorable. When that happens, they usually know that i didn't care for it because it was one…

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Gift ideas for you fav stripper

Feel free to add and make this as funny as possible.... 1. bath and body works perfume 2. Glitter Eyeshadow 3. Coupon for free oil change for your civic or eclipse 4. random college textbook 5. condoms 6. mouthwash 7. cocoa butter lotion 8.tanning membership I saw a…

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If you went to the sc with unlimited funds?

Would you spend it on, A. As many itc extras as possible B. As many lapdances as possible C. Making it rain all night D. Lock down as many dancers at your table as possible E. Invite as many dancers as possible otc, for an…

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Lung Butter

I love it when I get me a blow job from a lot lizzards that loves to deep throats. One gets some lubg butter going and it really lubes things up

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Escorts prices and tipping?

Hello all. No, we aren’t dead. We’ll be in Panama City Beach for work in a couple of weeks and there’s no telling what we’ll be doing at night but we’ve always had a question about tipping a stripper and…

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Your first porn.

Saw a Playboy late '50s. Also, some illustrated porn. In mid to late '60s, 8 and 16 mm B&W films. A '70s porn movie in a Miami theater that is now a club named Wonderland on Biscayne Blvd.

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2017 Year in review

Hey all, This was my first year starting to club regularly. I had a great time, learned a lot, spent more than I should have but it was all in good fun without any problems.That said, as opposed to reading through…

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Some thoughts and questions about cryptocurrencies

Earlier this year I considered buying some Bitcoin when it was below $5,000. I thought it over, acknowledged that I had no idea why the market was causing it to go up in price in the first place; further acknowledged…

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"I'm a Feminist, But I'm Also A Victoria's Secret Model Too"

Uh, I don't think it works that way. Is that like me trying to claim I am Vegan but also say in the same sentence I had some McNuggets at McDonalds today? https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/adriana-lima-emily-ratajkowski-can-feminists-no-matter-much-skin-show-184341339.html

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Florida man attacks police with dildo

Was this a TUSCL poster? http://straight.fleshbot.com/6023326/only-in-florida-dildos-are-for-love-not-hate Hold off the cops with a dildo = ace plan!

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Web Programming, HTML, CSS, and more

Suppose I want to have a line of text, say a paragraph. I want all the text to be blue, except for one word. So I use CSS to style it to blue. But suppose that one…

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Bitcoin Blues

Well I fucked myself. I was running a software program that cleans up your computer and I accidentally deleted the file that had my information to access my Bitcoin info in there, and it’s non-recoverable. I didn’t have much, maybe $30-$40 worth…

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SA Dancers are the same as club dancers

Just was Texted by an SA girl/stripper who is telling me she has been evicted and is homeless and she needs rent money to get back into her apt. Can I send her money? Have met her yet…

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The Art of Negotiation

When discussing terms or price with dancers. Do you prefer to make the initial offer or do you prefer to let her throw a number out. For either what is your initial strategy, do you lowball them or give fair…

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Strippers wanting to do HARD drugs with you

Last night at one of my clubs I go to, me and this stripper I know we’re talking about recreational drugs, and she mentioned she likes to do blow (cocaine). She wanted me to do blow with her either…

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Is valet a deal breaker?

I prefer to go to higher end clubs. For me, they're actually not that more expensive if at all despite the common perception. For instance the dance prices at these clubs are about the same as the dives,…

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Meaningful Relationships

There has been some discussion off and on at the Desire page of the other site about whether or not you can have a meaningful relationship with a stripper. I noted that, over the 45 plus years I've been doing…

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Useless Statistics & Unknowable Answers

I know that some of the discussion topics are posted just to kick off a conversation. I get that this isn't an Oxford debate. That said, every time I see something like "What percentage of dancers like the color blue?"…

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Surprised dancer asked me

The other day during casual chat a dancer asked me 'Do you smoke weed' I was shocked to hear that. Is it normal they ask this ? Did any of you encounter this?

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Dancers That Don't Hustle

I don't know if the dancers are not getting any sales training but some of the SC joints that I go to, I find myself sitting alone at my table for more than an hour before anyone approaches me. I…

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This one is OK because she is a "former" teacher.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/19/husband-catches-christian-school-teacher-in-bed-with-teen-cops.html

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What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?

http://komonews.com/news/offbeat/joke-written-in-pizza-box-gets-worker-fired-customer-cyberbullied?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Floriduh Attorney visited jail to make porn with inmate, sheriff says

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/attorney-visited-jail-to-make-porn-with-inmate-sheriff-says?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Floriduh Again!!!!! Karate Chop!!!!!

Juice always playing pranks. Juice gets on the mall intercom and said "Sbrarro is down to their last 2 slices of pizza" and a fight ensures to get to the food court. Check out that kick! http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article190296784.html

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How much percent go to real jobs

After working as dancers for several years, What kind of job they do for remaining life? What percent of dancers take up real jobs or profession like accountant, nursing, law, medical etc

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Dancers becoming bartenders

I know there have been numerous threads about hot waitresses and bartenders becoming dancers but this is new to me. A super hot twenty something dancer asking me if she I thought she would be successful as a bartender. She…

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Football poll question

Will the Citizens become Invincibles? I sure hope not, but it is almost looking inevitable.

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Things went a little too far at Chuck E Cheese this weekend

Classic, gotta watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYM7oYwgEFI

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Missing An OTC Because I'm An Idiot, But Before Her Shift?

There was a thread on this, but I thought I'd start my own. So yesterday (Sunday) I had a million chores to do, and I thought an evening club visit was in order. But I have too many regulars these…

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Chuck_E_Cheese = too far! Help us out vincemichaels!

I was going to give a "brilliant!" to the stripper pole in the pizza restaurant idea until I noticed it was a new character named "Chuck_E_Cheese" rather than a juicebox69 just being goofy. For the record, goofy post about pizza…

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I am thinking of adding a stripper pole to one of my pizza restaurants

What do you guys think? Good idea, bad idea?

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Caught

Took my break too late. Wife knows enough, damn this is gonna hurt.

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Stiletto Nanuet,NY

Hello all. My gf and I are interested in visiting this club. Does anyone know how couple friendly this place is?

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I wonder if the deer had an LDK?

From the Washington Post. The authors described this monkey behavior as "unsual" and "intriguing." It's probably doesn't seem unusual at all to regular readers of this forum. Yes, that's a monkey grinding on top of a deer Kristine…

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Have Women Become A Liability In Business?

Crazy question. I was reading about the debacle with the Panthers ownership and someone in the comments section of the article stated "Have women become a liability in business?" Well, have they? My office is full of women and…

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Is it really that hard for strippers to get credit?

A lot of strippers apparently don't have credit or good credit. I remember back in the day, all you had to do was go to college to get a credit card. They didn't care at all how credit…

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Dayton OH

Stuck in Dayton OH (actually near WP AFB) for a few days. Read the reviews and nothing looks all that good. Anyone have any suggestions? If you want you can PM me Thanks

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Sex OTC - prostitute??

I wonder how many PL's consider their one time vs long term OTC friends to be prostitures ? I wonder how many OTC gals consider themselves to be prostitutes Same with Seeking Arrangement dates.

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White Elephant Gift Ideas: Eat My Ass

It was funny when you gave stress balls that look like testicles last year. It was even funnier when you gave a can of Spotted Dick the year before. Who could forget the Farting Animals Coloring Book the year before…

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PSA: CryptoCurrencies: Please Don't Buy IOTA

I've seen alot of otherwise quite intelligent people investing in IOTA and that one concerns me. I don't believe their team has the technical skills or the personal integrity to pull off what they claim to want to accomplish. Here's…

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Juice

https://play.google.com/music/m/Tncrqzsla5rfpezhtlh7nc4euai?t=Juice_-_Yo_Gotti

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Christmas is nigh again

8 days until the day the earth shook as the baby Jesus came into our sinful world to bring peace and understanding between all, whether it be animal, plant, mineral, spirit or whatever. May the spirit of our Lord…

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Some board related Christmas humor

Thought this crowd might appreciate this https://www.instagram.com/p/BcxVSX5A6f8/

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Monger evolution?

What happened for you that changed you from a strip club schmuck to a strip club savant? (Yes, I understand a few of you are still in the schmuck stage)