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Starz

Gardena, California

Holiday trip to Starz

I stopped by Starz on a Thursday between Christmas and New Years. I figured the girls would have spent all their money on the holidays and be broke which is usually a good thing for…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Great time at silk

This was my second time at silk and had a great time both visits. Went on Tuesday night expecting it to be dead but it had a good number of dancers and patrons to…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Disappointing visit

Let me start by saying that this place is a complete hit or miss. Some nights there are up to 10 eager, if not pushy girls offering private dances. Other nights there are closer to…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Disappointing visit

Let me start by saying that this place is a complete hit or miss. Some nights there are up to 10 eager, if not pushy girls offering private dances. Other nights there are closer to…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

Titty Tuesday and $2 Steak

I started to make this a tradition: every Tuesday I stop by here for $2 dollar steak and to watch a couple of dances. Sure the steak isn’t great, but it’s only $2 and how…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Tiger

So stopped on my way home and saw a lady who normally works night only, Tiger. She has a tight body (gymnast), b-cups, and can work the pole on stage like a pro. Have not…

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OT: A crypto-currency based on a dog meme is now worth over $1 billion

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/8xvm93/a-crypto-currency-based-on-a-dog-meme-is-now-worth-over-dollar1-billion From the article: "the cryptocurrency has risen more than 400 percent in the last month — though one dogecoin is still worth just over 1 cent." Is anyone investing in this? Any pointers for potential investors considering investing in Dogecoin vs.…

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TUSCL JANUARY CHALLENGE

LapDanceKing (LDK) is not giving interesting challenges. Here's January challenge: You are cozying up with a dancer. Even had a couple of lappers. Dancer says: "Let's go to VIP !!!" You: Looking at your watch say "Not in the mood for sex today…

Firehouse Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Best value in Salem

This is a small, laid back club with everything you need to have a relaxing evening. There is a main stage, a smaller stage for busy nights, and a small, private area for dances. Everything…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Hit & miss

Stopped in for a couple of hours after work to relax and unwind decent girls dancing that night one girl in particular caught my eye, but was on her cell phone more than…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, Idaho

Double Meh

It was either this or mop the kitchen floor. Next time I'll give the tile a bit more consideration. I got there elevenish. Not a full parking lot, but there was a party bus…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Not the best

Decided to stop in around 4pm see if there was any action. There seemed to be a handful of dancers I’d say around 8-9. None of them really caught my eye, had a couple floor…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Got to go back for more

Took the drive here on a cold day. After 1, Guy at the door will pat you down, has rubber gloves on, and gave him the 5 door charge. Dancers were just getting started. As…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Recent Stop at KH

I recently made a stop by King Henry's on a Thursday afternoon. Hadn't been there in over a year. I like the day shift because the girls are hungrier. However you do sacrifice some talent.…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Timing may be everything

Guess I don’t get here often enough. Maybe twice every few months, but usually the pair of visits will be within a week of each other. Don’t think I’ve ever seen the same group…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Very intimidating place

When I decided to visit this club, I hated the fact that I had to climb a large set of stairs to get to it. Once I got to the counter where the bouncer was…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Variety of women, some nice, some sketchy

There was a $20 cover to get in. When I got there there were very few customers. There was one girl at a time dancing on the main stage (there was another dimly lit stage…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Too many or too few dancers

This place either has too many dancers or too few dancers on shift. The problem is that they all expect tips and dance very short dances-I guess this is how they make their money. Unfortunately,…

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Clubs and under age dancers

Does thus really happen ? In NC you got to be twenty one to work or be a client at a club but in SC it's eighteen In states that allow the eighteen girl's to work do you think theirs a percentage…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Just like I remembered it...

Stopped into Sins for the first time in several months. It seemed smaller than I remembered (smaller than Doll House), but on a Wednesday night the crowd was light so small seemed friendly and…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Hit or miss

There's no doubt Scarlet Lounge is a dive bar. You can tell from the outside of the building, from the neighborhood, and from the potholes in the parking lot what you're getting into.…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Beautiful club with beautiful Girls.

Went to this club on Wednesday evening, with 20 to get inside. As soon as I got in I was greeted by a bouncer who asked me what I want and accommodate me accordingly. There…

Obsessions Cabaret

Barboursville, West Virginia

Quiet but...

It was a while back I decided to try this club again after a long time. I went in around 7 pm on Thursday evening after calling ahead. Came to know only three dancers were…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Lace in the afternoon

This review covers a couple of visits during the afternoon shift. I have been going to Lace off and on for the past several years, mostly during the day. There is no cover The club…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Drunk dancers

Have been to this club a few times. Passed by it and decided to turn around and give it a visit. Security will give you pat down before you enter. There wasn't a fee to…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Finally things are a bit more normal

I am sure that most people here no the basics of the club - dances in center seats are $10 a song, dances in wall seats are $15 a song, and dances in VIP are…

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Ya gotta luv Floriduh...

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-dade/former-police-chief-took-me-to-strip-club-for-job-interview-ex-officer-says

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Atlanta too early for it to be a 2AMer but...

A 27-year-old is in critical condition after he was shot multiple times outside a strip club in Midtown, Atlanta police said. The shooting occurred about 9:38 p.m. outside Club Platinum, Atlanta police Officer Lisa Bender said. The victim was taken…

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Cold weather in FL

I guess the girls around here ran out of long pants. I went to Target and Publix this evening and it was nothing but MILFS and coeds in yoga pants as far as the eye could see. It…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Wide variety

I like this club a lot. I usually go in the afternoon, when there is no cover, and they almost always have a large number of dancers available for the amount of customers. The place…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Divey but fun

I hadn't been here for a long time and decided to stop in and see if some old friends were around. One was not working that day and the other no longer works there I…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Your mileage really varies

The club was a little slow around 2pm but reached after work peak by 5pm. As often happens, the bar was the center of attention for customers and dancers. Lots of conversation and holiday cheer.…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Best place in manhattan

I've been here several times over the past year and it's always been a good experience. The club itself has a large, open area filled with single-person couches for lap dances. There's also a bar area…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

Twerk City

Stopped by Sam's on a recent free afternoon. Located in a rougher / more industrial part of DTLA the place is one-of-a-kind. It's a completely open layout with no VIP, but this one is more…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Pretty solid, amazing pole dances, more hustle than I expected

After visiting Sapphire and Spearmint Rhino on previous nights, I thought I'd give this one a try. I got here a little before the late night rush, paid $10 to enter, and (same as Sapphire…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Leopards on New Years Day

With not a whole lot to do on New Years Day, I drove by Alley Katz and tried the door. Although all the lights were on, the place was closed. I drove over to Leopards…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I haven't been to HL In awhile... Time for a re-review...

I haven't been to HL In awhile... Time for a re-review... I had some time to kill on a Sunday afternoon while in the area and decided to stop in while the Cardinals game was…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

New Years Eve

Slightly delayed review; I was there for NY eve. Upfront, great talent show for NY eve (organized by a guy named Weezy; not sure if I am getting the name right). It included a sword swallower,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I wish I had a better time but can't wait to go back again!

This is a review of a little bit back I was in town again for two weeks and had time for a visit on a Wednesday afternoon. I made it there around 2pm and it…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Days really haven’t changed

After all the reports of big changes at BML, I had to check for myself. Same guy at the door, who’s been there for 20 years. Cover was either $10 or $12 ( I didn’t…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Interesting

So we went on a Monday Night Football game night. The place was crazy busy just getting into the club. Two lines - line 1 is the general crowd and the line on…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Autumn in January

I was there 2:30 - 4:30. Layout: It's pretty dark inside. Music volume was ok. There is a long bar with seats on 2 sides. There is a main stage which was used…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Slightly Disappointed

Went with a buddy of mine on a whim. Decent selection of women to choose from but didn't really have my taste their. Dancers were a mixture of different ethnicities from what i could tell.…

Spearmint Rhino

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Opening week visit

Stopped by after a visit to the nearby casino. Paid the 10$ cover and headed in. Inside the place is immaculate. Large stage area with VIP tables surrounding. Good light and sound system and an…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Hanging out in the desert

I went by after a meeting ended and didn’t want to head back to the office just yet. The club had a few PL’s and about 8 dancers that I saw. They ranged from a…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Kim & assorted 6's

Visited last Tues and as usual I got there about 3 somewhere between six, seven dancers on mostly regulars, girls I have had contact with in the past. I want to talk specifically about one…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

Fun local dive bar feel

Absolutely a dive bar feel, not dirty, but not flashy either. They have a small stage and with lights and poles, but don't even have a DJ, just a CD player where the girls…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

weird tip sytem

I visited the Pink Poodle on Wednesday and Thursday. The cover fee here is 20 bucks on Weekdays and 25 bucks on Weekends. They don't serve alcoholic drink. The drink price is $5 for redbull…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Friendly dancers

Had not been to this place in a while and decided to check it out once more. $15 cover, 10 table dance, $20 Vip entrance fee, and $20 Vip dance. The place is nothing spectacular…

Mirage

Rochester, New York

Pretty good time in a sketchy place

First of all this place feels like a dump inhabited by low quality people. With that said the dancers in this place are actually some of the hottest around. When I was there late on…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Same old Lustys

As been said many times, this isn't a fancy place. And I actually wonder if the building is up to code. But, if your in the budget plan this place is for you.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Lakewood View

Stopped in for the first time mid December early morning. A rare sunny day outside which was a problem going from bright sun to pitch black room. Could not see anything. Bumped…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Not that much different

After another afternoon visit on a recent Friday, I agree with the other reviews that while the club is not what it used to be, it's still pretty much the same as it has been…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Back for More

I go to this club a couple times a week and I am not usually disappointed. Some of the same gals that have been there for years but now and again they have some new…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Local spot - not bad.

Stopped by on my way back up north from Cherry Hill. Always like to check out a place I've never been before and found it on TUSCL. Residential neighborhood but they have parking across the…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Friendly Girls once you get to know them

Great place to relax and unwind a bit. I stop here about once a month. Candace and Passion have given some of the best Dances on the floor and in the VIP room.…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Different and Expensive

First off, the cover was $8. Draft micro brew $8. Call liquor $10-$14. This is the most expensive club in the area. It's definitely better maintained than other clubs I've been…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

So so

Walked in and paid the cover ($5 I believe) then got wanded checking for guns. Walked in and not many girls and only noticed one who caught my eye, Ashley. Was hoping to…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Open Menu

Stopped in on a cold Monday night and was pleasantly surprised how nice the place seemed on the inside and outside. Safe open parking lot and clean updated modern looking inside the club.…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not the hottest but...

I rolled in at 6 pm, and paid just a 6 dollar cover. On one hand, you're not gonna get their hottest dancers at this time; think 6's with a couple 8's thrown in.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

downhill...

now bikini. no more nude. deja vu city of industry lost their permit and court challanges and as of january first 2018... nudity anywhere is not permitted. that includes topless not permitted either. and…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

My visit to Danzers

I visited the club around 8:00 pm on Thursday. The cover fee was 5 dollars. The drink price was $5 too. There were 5 or 6 dancers at that time but when I left at…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Consistent

Been to this club 3 or 4 times and always a pretty good time. Low pressure, laid back and great kitchen all at reasonable prices. There are a lot of attractive ladies and…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Not bad, especially if you know what you're looking for.

The place is on Market on a somewhat seedy looking block but nothing exceptional by SF standards, the area is definitely safe. It was 20 to get it when I went. There's a stage in…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Best time in Ohio

I have been to maybe a dozen Ohio clubs. Mostly in Columbus and Dayton. This club was by far the best. I arrived about 3 oclock. No cover. Sat at a table near the stage.…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Wasting Time

I was running errands near Delaware Ave during the early afternoon and decided to stop into Club Risque. I've stated in the past that my primary motivation for stopping into this place during the early…

City Limits

Canton, Ohio

Not much was happening

Set up: two pool tables upon entering on the right side of the long narrow room, dj booth in front left. Horseshoe bar clean and in order in back of room - note the…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Great

Very nice upscale club. Went in on a Thursday night so it was a little dead. There were only 4 or 5 dancers working but the ones that came up to us did a really…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Cheetah

Used to be my go to place back when I lived in Sarasota and I was in town visiting family so I wanted to see if I knew anyone there yet. No valet in…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Lunchtime retreat

Went to Browns on a Friday lunchtime, it’s a good place to get away from the office for a while. Generally very beautiful girls who are friendly and not too pushy. The mix is usually…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Great little Strip Club

Bonita Flats Saloon is a small private strip club located just east of 169 hwy on 175th street. The membership is $10.00 for a year. All the employees are very friendly. Monday - Friday the…

Mirage

Rochester, New York

Pretty good time in a sketchy place

First of all this place feels like a dump inhabited by low quality people. With that said the dancers in this place are actually some of the hottest around. When I was there late on…

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Presenting yourself as rich vs poor

Reading through the forum it seems like a lot of you guys tend to dress up a bit when heading to the club. Why try to present an image that you are wealthy and willing to spend. Sure it gets…

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Have you fucked a Pornstar ?

OK, I'm gonna get some wild comments on this one but here goes. I have. Now this girl was not one of those headliners that clubs use to get more people in the door.…

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Broken "Clubs" Link on reviewer page?

I am seeing a bad link at the page for the clubs which a user has reviewed. For example, (1) follow the link to a user's profile page, then (2) follow the link from the profile page to the user's…

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Can you sneak alcohol at LA s nude strip clubs

I am reading that there is no alcohol aloud at muse strip clubs in Los Angeles? How in the world is that possible? Can you sneak in your own alcohol?

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What is the age of dancer you prefer

I have been in clubs that have had 18 yo High School girls dancing all the way up to 50+ yo's. Being somewhere north of 59 I prefer 25-40 year olds. Old enough to be mature but not sag hags like…

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Attraction to a customer

Let me say this first.... A dancer is attracted to money. Adult entertainment is all about money. Girls dancing on a stage or sucking cock on a casting couch its all the same.... they do it for money. But attraction…

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What is the real reason we like for girls to shave down there?

Reasons for her shaving: Makes her look younger feeding a secret desire? not a reason for me, although I equate untrimmed with old smelly old crotch Hygiene- less likely to harbor critters and unpleasant odors? these are both reasons for me- if it still…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Weekend trip

Checked out synn on a Saturday night before the new year a couple weekends ago. When I arrived the parking lot was full but luckily someone was leaving. I saw people park at a…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

I had a great time

I just want to try the private room next week has a lot to be said for a few years but we are in a great mood for the rest the day I love to…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Good place and affordable

I actually thought it was a great place. Wasn't that busy when I went, but I like that since you get more attention from the dancers. The beers are affordable, and the dancers dance well.…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fun Times

Entered the club around 11 PM on a weeknight. We all know about the metal detector. The dude at front asked me to empty my pockets including condoms :) Sat at the corner of the…

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Need to try again after 1am

Me and my buddy wanted to try a nude club in Houston. Checked this place and the reviews were decent. We drove around 25 miles to the north of Houston to get here. Around 9pm.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This is place is the bomb

Guys: I was in town for a meeting and decided to go there during the day as it opened up which I have not been to as most of my visits here were in the evening.…

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Anyone short Tesla?

I did Tesla stock: The new Big Short?

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Shifting attention to waitresses

Seems I've hit a dry spell at usual club, with few to no dancers that are my "type" - petite, brunette, girl next door cute, natural b/c cups, few/no tats. However in the last month the club hired 3-4…

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Self deception? On the part of dancers?

I don't think it is a controversial at all to say that guys can be self deceptive when it comes to their own experiences at the club. We tend to over exaggerate and brag. But it seems like there is some…

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Stage side interaction length?

So as a strip club newb one of the things that repeatedly surprises me is the length of acceptable/expected interaction stage side. I generally want to get a quick closer look at a girls face when I walk up to…

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Who is Trucidos and what is the issue ?

Reminds me of myself a few years ago when I flipped my shit on the site What happened I'm not around as much as I used to be so what did I miss ?

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Delivers Again

I went to Showcase recently and it once again delivered. It costs $30 to enter and it can be tough to park unless you get there early enough. If I had to guess there were…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun... wish I remembered the whole night...

So, this stop was the last night on a business trip to Vegas. In town for a conference and extended through the weekend. I had a Saturday night red eye, so we hit Sapphire at…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Meh

went on christmas with my friends last night and i asked the bartender for food and she said she was too busy so i asked the manager of the place and the first thing he…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Young and natural girls! Definitely recommend.

I enjoy going here since the girls are typically 19-23. Most are natural. Club is clean, non alcoholic drinks are. not too pricey. Cover is always around $35 and has changed in years. Place…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Best Happy Hour in the world!

This review comes from Mid December before Christmas... If you have any "service industry" ID, like working on a casino, restaurant, bar, or something like that, you get 100% free drinks on Sunday nights. We…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Steady as she goes.

Seems like this is almost the only place I review these days, cause this is almost the only place I frequent. Love it, love it, love it. I seem to hit it more in the…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Nice comfortable place to chill

I find good guys a nice place to come chill-out and waste an hour or two. I find the atmosphere to be very laid back. The waitresses are good, but you do have…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Friday night visit

This has been my favorite club in Charlotte for many years (10+). I have met more girls in here that have been wiling to be naughty with me inside or outside the club than…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

Looks Like A Dive But Sometimes Is Good

This is owned by same folks that own Elysium. Some of the ladies alternate between the two clubs. I have been here when the ladies were real nice. I have been here when you could…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

First time at Cowboys

This was my first time visiting Cowboys as I frequent the Spearmint Rhino about 2-3 times per month. One of my good friends decided to dance at Cowboys, and last night just so happened to…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Niice club but mixed mileage

I went here on a Sunday night. Plenty of dancers on shift. They were attractive but too many fake bolt-ons for my taste. Sat at stage. Pretty nice dances if thats your main interest. The…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Still don't know

This might be the most enigmatic club around. I'be been here enough to see really low mileage, that I never have ANY expectations going in. Was in the area today, with time to…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Worthwhile Afternoon Visit

I figured that the Lions’ final game of the season would be more enjoyable to watch on the big screen televisions at BT’s, opposed to actually attending the game this afternoon. They had six dancers…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Something has changes

Stopped in around 4 pm on 12/29/17. Found a parking spot in the lot shared by Atlantis and the restaurants. This club is located below the restaurant above. You walk down about 12…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Worth A Visit

I heard about this Place from a Coworker in the Past. I drove by it in the Past and never stopped. It's located in an Industrial Area and just looks like an Average Bar from…

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Is this going to be our future? Stripper robots?

http://www.good4utah.com/news/weird/stripper-robots-are-a-thing-and-theyre-coming-to-vegas/902304850

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Can you find true love on SA ?

Actually got a hoe trying to legit date me....not sure how to take this Is this like dating a stripper or a civilian SA chicks are some were inbetween that line

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Suggerstions for Missouri/Kansas - KC area

Reading through reviews, looks like my bets bet is Lawrence, KS for clubs (Paradise Saloon). Any other suggestions/recommendations?

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Breaking in a new dancer

Has anyone had experience with this? In a recent review, I mentioned a dance with what seemed like a newbie. She sort of seemed to have the moves, but was a bit mechanical. Didn't really understand how…

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Need your suggestion PHX - SC

I am planning to visit two to three clubs tomorrow evening and would like your suggestions. My plans are: Bourbon HiLiter Christies Any better ideas ?

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

A rare Friday visit

Stopped in here a couple Fridays ago. This is one of my favorite clubs. I pretty much always go here when I'm in the area. The very first time you go, its $15 bucks to…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

good time, depends on the girl you choose

Went there after xmas party with company. Already had a good buzz going, upon entrance there were possibly 50+ girls. Was surprised. I would assume most girls would be with friends and family over…

Tease (Old Listing)

Paterson, New Jersey

Nice quiet club, cheap VIP

So this review is from a few months ago, but I think the up front charge is $20-$25. After that it is negotiable with the dancer. I knew one of the girls from another club,…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Thursdays are better

I stopped in 5ish on Thursday a couple weeks before Christmas. I've found there's better quality dancers starting Wed or Thur thru the weekend. It was true this time for sure. Of note this visit…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Best Club I have been to in awhile

A very nice club. You walk in and the decor is done top notch. The girls are friendly and will sit and have a conversation with you all night... as long as they know you…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

January 2, 2017

I went back to Showcase for the first time in over a year this week. Admission was $20. Continues to be BYOB with the beverage staying outside and being brought in through the purchase…

Shangri La West

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Invisible

Walked in like an invisible man. I travel for a living and hit a lot of clubs. I know how to handle myself, but I guess these girls weren't interested in making money.…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Solid time - good value

I hadn't been to Scruples in years but I found myself nearby and decided to give it a shot. Not much has changed and that's probably a good thing. Was there during happy hour and…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

Good vibes nice woman

Nice sexy girl. Large variety. Went on a weekday and it was still lit. Girls are cool. Drinks are a little pricey. Definitely will go again. A large variety of women. The dancers are behind…

Red Rooster

Las Vegas, Nevada

Its a swingers club

This is not a dance club but a swingers club. You will do best if you bring a female with you at least to either trade or to be with. If you do choose to…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Average day at the players club

Hadn’t been to this club in a while as moved out of town. Back in visiting friends for new year. It’s as never left. The girls are on the younger…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Good place for lunch

Been awhile since I went to No5 during the afternoon. It was mid-week and decided to drop by for lunch. I hit what they call the 'power hour'. Basically from 12-1pm, four…

Madame Amour

Copenhagen, Denmark

Now called Cristal Club, still the worst place in Copenhagen

First of all the priceplan is ridiculess, pricess for all action starts at 3500 DKK thats like 600 USD :-D Second they seems to run a least popular girl first. Third the staf is kund of…

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Would you club in a blizzard?

Today’s weather is pretty harsh (on the middle-north east coast). I’m wondering if anyone would take a chance and club in this weather? I’m doubting there will be many clubs open - and I doubt the dancers will make it…

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No racial intent. Just info for those who might be interested.

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New year new me...

Looking to be a bigger part of this site with more discussion post this year. Looking for ideas on things you guys want to hear from a dancers perspective. Let me know

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Taking Profits on (Most) CryptoCurrencies Here

I've withdrawn my original investment, just so I can always laugh at TUSCLers who tell me I am going to go broke. That insures no losses on the venture no matter what. And means, as usual, I was right when…

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New after hours club in Portland Orgeon anyone been?

Anyone been to the After Party club? I Live a few hours away from Portland so to make the trip worth it I generally hit up multiple clubs and have usually ended my trip at the Golden Dragon since it…

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She will do anything but will not suck your dick

Would you still pay a bitch to fuck you if you could do anything with her but she will not suck dick That's my delima

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Review editing?

Sorry for any ignorance that I show here, but I made a mistake that i would like to repair. I just posted my first review and made the mistake of not censoring a girl's stage name. I haven't been able…

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Vacation in Miami beach

I’m taking a vacation soon in Miami Beach. So sick of this freezing cold. I’ve got some money to spend.... not a ton like you older gentlemen, but some. Maybe a couple grand. Any good extras clubs in the Miami…

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"The road to hell ..."

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions" seems to be my theme of late. My ATF and her BF stayed at my home for about 3 weeks. Neither were using drugs but both have a long history of…

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Don't Give Out My Number

I VERY rarely give digits to dancers. I did give one my digits about 3-4 years ago to try to set up OTC but it never happened. Have not seen her dancing anywhere in over a year. Today out of…

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Recycling

Saw a guy get thrown out for this. Fair or unfair? There was a wasted girl on stage with a fairly full garter. A guy went up and pulled out the garter to put in a dollar. Three other dollars fell…

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Broken stuff?

Is it just me, or are some things broken recently? For example, page titles on discussion topics seem to be broken. I also can't click on a user to see their profile, then click on their reviews/threads etc.…

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Just some pretty women if you like that sort of thing. :)

https://herbeauty.co/entertainment/11-most-gorgeous-filipina-beauties-you-should-see/

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Rate this stripper

https://www.instagram.com/somestripperbitch_/

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When there is one or two customers

When there is only one or two customers and 6 to 7 dancers in the club at around 11.30pm and nobody is taking dances , will the dancers chat with those 2 customers even though they don't want to…

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"Just give me what ever you think it was worth"

How many of you have ever been in the position where you got unexpected extras and then when you asked "What do I owe you for that?" She replies "Whatever you think it was worth". It doesn't happen frequently…

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Being on top

Had the day off Friday and made a visit to my daytime CF. Mind you, this is in Minneapolis where mileage runs low and extras are very rare, but my crazy Russian dancer and I have a long history and…

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New York 2AMer.

NEW YORK (WABC) -- One person was shot outside a strip club on Staten Island early Wednesday. It happened at the Xcess Gentlemen's Club on Arthur Kill Road at around 4 a.m. The victim was shot in the chest and taken to…

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Columbus OH clubs

Anyone know of a full nude, full touching club in Columbus?

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Welcome Back

Forget to pay the light bill ?

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When running "The System" timing is everything. ;)

Alright, in the spirit of a request from founder to keep things a bit more on topic, and to perhaps lighten the mood a bit overall, I will do what I do best: Brag about paying a "hooker" for…

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Dancer Turnover

even if I only get to a club once every 2-3 months, i usually can remember if i've seen a certain dancer before. in other words, i don't have to be at a club every week to be able to…

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"A Brief History of TUSCL" article by Founder

Follow link: https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=6702 One of a handful of articles authored by Founder. May be interesting to new as well as not-so-new members.

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2018 Resolution for TUSCL users

Let’s get back to using this discussion board for sharing stories and tips about strip clubs, dancers, and the joys of being mongers.

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Is it safe?

To go to the club after 12.30 am ..if the club closes at 2 a.m.

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Getting refunds on cover charges

I went to a club a few weeks ago on a Sunday evening at about 4:45. The club had opened at 4:00, according to their scheduled hours on their website. I know clubs are generally slow to get started, especially…

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76-77 degree highs, is it warm enough to wear gym shorts to the club?

These are the highs this week. Please don’t move to Arizona, we have enough people telling us how great their life was before they moved here. Question, how warm does it need to be for shorts to be acceptable ware? Or....Are…

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Are you as cheap in the club as you are in real life?

Or vice versa, as you might be "cheaper" in one place. For me definitely IRL. Once i'm ITC, i'm generally much more generous and free spending, although i still don't spend much at all on drinks or "companionship"…

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please rate this stripper

Hopefully the link works, and I didn't break any rule by posting this. It's just an instagram image, and I consider this stripper breathtaking. Trying to figure out which specific club here in Washington she dances at. Thanks https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc8qQh0l0-f/

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Denver 2AMer.

A man was shot to death early Sunday morning outside a strip club on South Federal Boulevard. Police said the man was shot outside Dandy Dan’s, a gentleman’s club, at 214 S. Federal Blvd. He was taken to a hospital, where…

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Way off topic: Fried pickle.

Went out for a prime rib dinner tonight with my daughter. She suggested the fried pickle for an appetizer. I was skeptical but really enjoyed it. Any other fans?

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I am a RIL

Knowingly pathetic. I can't help it. Any advice besides killing myself?

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So what is the time of day sweet spot?

From a thread posted last week there was an article claiming 5 to 8 pm is the strip club sweet spot for value. I agree if your goals are just to drink and see tits that's a good window for…

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In 2018 Never Forget...

That @vinceygirl is a self-admitted pedophile. Let's work to get him the fuck off the board.

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Vietnamese coffee shops

Any OC regs hit up the little Saigon spots? Any fun? The girls on their IG pages look absurdly hot.

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Powerful Feeling

Went to see my ITC/OTC CF last night. When I got to the club she was with this other dude giving dances, she didnt know i was there yet so I was able to watch her working the guy good,…

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Vivid sayings

Here where I live in Atlanta , it is 23 with a windchill of 17. ‘It is colder than a witche’s titty in a brass bra”. One of my other favorites is ‘he was shaking like a dog…

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Train Wreck Update

After being forced to and confess one of my SA girls, and weathering the initial wife explosion, I believe she is afraid to end the marriage. She does not have a lawyer. She is searching through my things…

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extras with regulars

I recently had a confrontation with another customer. I was sitting at the bar in a club and my regular came out of the dressing room. We started to head back to the lap dance area and another guy came…

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Can it be too Cold outside for going out to a Strip Club?

I'm in New York City and it is really freezing cold outside. It is like 15° now and I want to stay in my warm apartment. Of course I would like to go out to a Strip Club,…

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PL'ing it on New Years Day.

So rather than deal with the evening insanity I decided today would be fun to go. My local club opens at 1pm. I figure that all of the drunk idiots will be home, meaning more ladies to pick from. Plus…

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Anyone else on SA ? Also discusion on future article ideas about SA

I've been on their for a minute but nothing hardcore just half ass. I've recently upped my level of commitment to the site and have enjoyed some positive results. I'm a few months out from writing a article about the…

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Trannystrip

Guessing this will get me a lot of flak on here, but has anyone been to their events in LA or NY? Have been a little curious since I saw a scene of Katrina Jade with an Asian "girl"

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Specific dancer threads/reviews

Is there a space to discuss specific dancers? Experiences, expected tips, mileage, etc. I know I can search through club reviews, but would like something more specific

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Scariest Experiences Strip Clubbing

What has been your scariest strip club experience?

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Snowbound

Two PLs were snowbound and couldn't get to the clubs. After a few days of boredom they decided to play 20 questions. The 1st said "I'm thinking of an object". He was thinking "Stripper Pussy". The 2nd PL asks "Is…

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Gawker ended last year and started the new year with a Bang!

Gawker wrote in the "Plans for the Night..." Comments "l left my ATF at my house.... Shortly after this (police was called by neighbor, but he explained, they left) we got down to business and she slept into the new year. Lots…

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Using SA girls to play with me at strip clubs

This is extremely fun...not only does it make you look like the man at the Club but it brakes the ice and gets the sexual energy flowing for the fun after the club

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Wishing I could Celebrate

Before the clocks strikes midnight on the East Coast I want to wish Everyone a Very Happy Safe New Year. To all the Girls who work hard at the Clubs especially in my area may your New Year bring you…

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Is this normal protocol or something new?

Called hiliter to ask if my atf Melissa was in and was told that information cannot be given over the phone. Surely that's bs right? I've called before to see if a dancer was working and it was not a…

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

A very Happy New Year to all the TUSCLers!

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Advice for waitress dances?

Id like to preface this by saying I’m not like a strip club guru, but I wouldn’t say I’m a complete newbie either. I was talking to a friend and we were admiring this very attractive waitress. He remarked to…

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Words of wisdom

This is my all time favorite movie monologue. In my work, most people are lying and fake (or trying to be), but that doesn’t mean you can’t know them. Anyone else have a favorite movie clip that rings especially true…

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This new gen of dancers

Is it just in my location or is this new generation of girl's just fat

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Frrrrrrrrtttt

Foghorns at it again

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Faggots gone to hell!

What is all this talk about faggots on here lately? You are all dammed to hell and eternal bliss with the horned one

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Sword fighting

My favorite part of sword fighting is when the my oponent concedes and I get to stab him in the ass

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Is vincemichaels saying that there are other pedos on here?

vincemichaels...22 Hours Ago...The things I've heard at meetups from our PL crowd can be eye opening. For their sake, they'd better hope the statute of limitations has kicked in. (: Is this guy sayin that he is not alone? WTF?

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Saddest thing you have ever seen at a SC?

Yesterday afternoon I stopped by a local club for lunch. The cast of characters were a RIL mid 60's and socially awkward, a late thirties dancer that did some porn scenes in her early 20's but was not very…

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Got a girlfriend

I slid into the dms of this black girl on tinder going on 2 weeks ago she's a escort she's been living with me at my parents. Very sweet girl

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OT: Ron Jeremy

i watched a lot of porn back in the VHS days, the '80s and early '90s, before getting married. After getting separated a few years ago, I started watching porn again, on the Internet. Some things never change. Ron Jeremy continues…

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Every man's dream... a threesome!

http://www.xnxx.com/video-fh5xbe2/super_tanker_threesome

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Is it ok if a dancer talks about your dick as a coke can ?

What does that even mean ? At one of the clubs I frequent it's getting around I got a coke can in my pocket WTF ? Is this a good thing or should I be embarrassed ?

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Trolls you’d like to see gone?

There are several quality trolls that consistently add value to the discussion board. Tittyfags, VMs, SJG, and Dr Phils. I’m hoping a couple of the troll accounts would consolidate down to one or two accounts, so their material doesn’t get…

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Drunk Posting

I don't drink often, but I'm thinking I should refrain from logging in to TUSCL when drunk.

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OT: I guess this is one way to get thru the snowy roads up north

https://weather.com/series/human-nature/video/lowrider-defies-the-odds-in-heavy-detroit-snow

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How do you know if your being catfished ?

Been getting messages and lots of them from a little hottie from IG and she is trying to get with me What can I do to confirm she is a real person and not some one trying to catfish me ?

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Sending video attachments to text messages.

Being very old school, I am not up to speed on all of the latest technologies. Yesterday a favorite told me that she tried to attach a video of her stripping to a text message to me but it…

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4 new articles posted

Read them all. nah - haven't read them

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Speaking of Holidays

Are black clubs providing Kwanzaa specials?