I see this term(s) so often but i have no idea what it means to each individual. A perfect ass is to me, is a big, phat ass. No blemishes(tats) or wrinkles(cottage cheese ass). However given the popularity of spinners and flat asses, i have no idea if that is what they percieve as a perfect ass, or their vision of a perfect ass is more in line with my own. What is a perfect/great ass to you?
Perfect ass will:
- Be on a woman who is otherwise slim or athletic -- slim waist, slim but shapely hips and thighs
- Be relatively small (versus the phat asses favored above)
- With an upside-down heart shape, WITH some projection.
- With flawless skin, and no hint of dimpling
- And a high degree of perkiness -- the bottom curves should look like they're somewhat defying gravity, Under a tight skirt, in a fast walk with heels, each cheek will bounce in turn, but very quickly snap back into position
- At the top of the buttocks, will be a dimple on either side of her spine at the very top of the buttocks. Yes, this is required.
- Speaking of her spine, for an ass to look amazing, her lower spine should be concave (women with little lumbar curves often have flat-looking asses), and as her spine curves back out towards her hip, her ass projection (discussed above) deliciously continues the curve.
I have seen a few pricipally in the recent political arena qualify as "The Perfect Ass or A Great Ass". Again though this is a subjective measure and I dont want any of that riding on my upright citizen. Perhaps one or two of their wives/mistresses.
Now "bad ass" that is a title best described in portraits...my favorite is George Washington vs. A Tiger
Long before you had this perverted ass craze (no doubt aided by Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj) with implants and injections where the girl basically looks like she's wearing a diaper, i remember this one chick that had an unreal ass to me, circa 2005, or over 12 years ago. Slender as hell, but quite possibly the best shaped ass i've ever seen. I present to you the one and only Keyra Agustina.
My favorite type of dancer is petite especially true spinners. So I like em small and tight and slightly bubble. If her ass is bigger than mine, she is a deal breaker.
- A bad ass will have a thin line for an ass crack -- she's too soft and flabby, and her ass cheeks are just sagging against each other. Nice asses have a bigger ass crack that convex curve away smartly and perkily from each other
- Asshole matters. Within a few shades of the surrounding skin is top-shelf. Unattractive when it's 10 shades darker, or alternatively, bright red (ala many redheads, bright red ring surrounded by pale white skin)
> a beautiful woman did a reverse cowboy on me in my own bed. Whew, I'm exhausted.
I would imagine, but in reverse cowboy, I thought the guy on top being pegged would be the active partner. At least, in the animated gifs that I now can't unsee after searching for reverse cowboy, the cowboy riding backwards was doing all the work.
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- Be on a woman who is otherwise slim or athletic -- slim waist, slim but shapely hips and thighs
- Be relatively small (versus the phat asses favored above)
- With an upside-down heart shape, WITH some projection.
- With flawless skin, and no hint of dimpling
- And a high degree of perkiness -- the bottom curves should look like they're somewhat defying gravity, Under a tight skirt, in a fast walk with heels, each cheek will bounce in turn, but very quickly snap back into position
- At the top of the buttocks, will be a dimple on either side of her spine at the very top of the buttocks. Yes, this is required.
- Speaking of her spine, for an ass to look amazing, her lower spine should be concave (women with little lumbar curves often have flat-looking asses), and as her spine curves back out towards her hip, her ass projection (discussed above) deliciously continues the curve.
Now "bad ass" that is a title best described in portraits...my favorite is George Washington vs. A Tiger
https://humor.gunaxin.com/bad-ass-presid…
The girl on the left would be my example of the perfect ass
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdIfNLlFJBp/…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Expm-gMqd…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ8TOH7CUI…
https://vimeo.com/237986049
Howard Stern apparently agrees.
https://www.google.com/search?q=stephani…:
- A bad ass will have a thin line for an ass crack -- she's too soft and flabby, and her ass cheeks are just sagging against each other. Nice asses have a bigger ass crack that convex curve away smartly and perkily from each other
- Asshole matters. Within a few shades of the surrounding skin is top-shelf. Unattractive when it's 10 shades darker, or alternatively, bright red (ala many redheads, bright red ring surrounded by pale white skin)
Lol.
I would imagine, but in reverse cowboy, I thought the guy on top being pegged would be the active partner. At least, in the animated gifs that I now can't unsee after searching for reverse cowboy, the cowboy riding backwards was doing all the work.
https://www.casares.blog/keyra-agustina-…
I think she had three videos that she made as well, although i only found two. No twerking or ass clapping though...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN5cj44G…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6wyQ9yo…
Man, i really wish she had done porn or at least nudes...