Advertisement
Front Room
5 comments

DON'T DIE ON ME!!!

Dec 30, 2017, 9:35 AM
Avatar for rattdog
rattdog
New York

i've had a few girls say this to me after having gotten off in the friction room. i usually hug 'em with some sort of affection after being done. anyway d those few actually said "ok ok haha cool but please don't die on me." one time one of them worked me so hard that when leaving that room the bouncer even noticed and asked if i was ok.

comments (5)

Avatar for anonlvone
anonlvone

find a walking trail and start using it. it's gonna be really fucking embarrassing if you have a heart attack in a strip club, and even more embarrassing if you don't actually die

Avatar for rattdog
rattdog

well that would be real great wouldn't it-banned from a strip club because i pose a danger to myself in the form of a potential heart attack. i guess i will have to work on a new facial expression. funny point but still a good valid one nevertheless.

Avatar for MackTruck
MackTruck

You fucked the shit out of something

Avatar for lick-that
lick-that

@Anon Good one

Avatar for joc13
joc13

"I'm one prime rib dinner away from a sudden heart attack."

Seriously, though, I specifically started chasing tail again in summer 2016 cause I knew the desire to be physically fit enough to fuck well would be the incentive I needed to keep up with a work out routine.

Advertisement