"Girls like money, real money."
So true. Me and a few friends threw a bachelor party. We had a DJ, food, plenty of liquor, but we forgot to get change. Nobody had small bills so I had this idea that we use Monopoly money instead. People who came to the party could exchange their large bills for the game money and use it to tip the dancer. Then at the end of the night she can bring us back the game money and we would give her the equivalent in real money. Long story short, the idea didn't go over very well.
Jack I would have loved to see the look on the stripper's face when you brought up the idea of tipping them with Monopoly money that the could cash in at the end of the night.
If she would have agreed to it she probably would have texted her baby daddy to sneak her the money out of her kid's Monopoly game through the bathroom window to cash in at the end of the night.
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Girls like money, real money.
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So true. Me and a few friends threw a bachelor party. We had a DJ, food, plenty of liquor, but we forgot to get change. Nobody had small bills so I had this idea that we use Monopoly money instead. People who came to the party could exchange their large bills for the game money and use it to tip the dancer. Then at the end of the night she can bring us back the game money and we would give her the equivalent in real money. Long story short, the idea didn't go over very well.
If she would have agreed to it she probably would have texted her baby daddy to sneak her the money out of her kid's Monopoly game through the bathroom window to cash in at the end of the night.
If the stripper had been smart she could have taken you for a lot!