A girl that danced for me had a huge hemorrhoid peekingredients out from her thong. It made me laugh. I had her stop after one dance.
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Hemorrhoids
Dec 27, 2017, 6:30 PM
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Maybe it was a third nipple. You should have given it a little twist. ;P
How much have you been drinking today flagooner
^^^ you beat me to the question I was going to ask Papi.
@flagooner I mean this in the nicest way possible I hope you’re drunk posting because this is sick even for your patronizing ass. ;)
That can’t be comfortable for that dancer. On the up side - I guess she is (or was) up for anal? It could get messy - but it shouldn’t hurt your dick at all.
I agree, drink more than shove your cock up her ass
This is one of the main reasons I never get a dance from a girl I haven't seen up on stage yet. I don't want any unpleasant surprises when I'm paying for her time in the back and the stage allows me to get a good look. I don't care if hemorrhoids aren't an STD; I'm not a doctor so I'm going to trust my visual detection over my medical diagnosis skills.
Aren't hemorrhoids extremely sensitive? How was she dancing?
I just saw a post from 4got2wipe on another thread. It made me think of this one.
@4got2wipe Do hemorrhoids enhance rimjobs?
The first thing I'll say is hemorrhoids = not brilliant! ;)
The other things I'll say are:
Bj99 - "Maybe it was a third nipple." Ace!
Cashman1234/juicebox69 - that's some fucked up politically incorrect shit right there! ;)
-->"Aren't hemorrhoids extremely sensitive? How was she dancing?"
I'm guessing (hoping) it wasn't an active roid flag is describing, but the skin tag left over from a previous one, which is not sensitive at all.
Peeking, not peekingredients.
How autocorrect came up with that I do not know.