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flagooner
flagooner136387

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8 yrs ago · 1 min read

A girl that danced for me had a huge hemorrhoid peekingredients out from her thong. It made me laugh. I had her stop after one dance.

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flagooner

Peeking, not peekingredients.

How autocorrect came up with that I do not know.

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Bj99

Maybe it was a third nipple. You should have given it a little twist. ;P

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Papi_Chulo

How much have you been drinking today flagooner

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twentyfive

^^^ you beat me to the question I was going to ask Papi.

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twentyfive

@flagooner I mean this in the nicest way possible I hope you’re drunk posting because this is sick even for your patronizing ass. ;)

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Cashman1234

That can’t be comfortable for that dancer. On the up side - I guess she is (or was) up for anal? It could get messy - but it shouldn’t hurt your dick at all.

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JuiceBox69

I agree, drink more than shove your cock up her ass

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wildbourbon

This is one of the main reasons I never get a dance from a girl I haven't seen up on stage yet. I don't want any unpleasant surprises when I'm paying for her time in the back and the stage allows me to get a good look. I don't care if hemorrhoids aren't an STD; I'm not a doctor so I'm going to trust my visual detection over my medical diagnosis skills.

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LecherousMonk

Aren't hemorrhoids extremely sensitive? How was she dancing?

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flagooner

I just saw a post from 4got2wipe on another thread. It made me think of this one.

@4got2wipe Do hemorrhoids enhance rimjobs?

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4got2wipe

The first thing I'll say is hemorrhoids = not brilliant! ;)

The other things I'll say are:

Bj99 - "Maybe it was a third nipple." Ace!

Cashman1234/juicebox69 - that's some fucked up politically incorrect shit right there! ;)

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Subraman

-->"Aren't hemorrhoids extremely sensitive? How was she dancing?"

I'm guessing (hoping) it wasn't an active roid flag is describing, but the skin tag left over from a previous one, which is not sensitive at all.

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