Hemorrhoids

flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
A girl that danced for me had a huge hemorrhoid peekingredients out from her thong. It made me laugh. I had her stop after one dance.

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flagooner
7 years ago
Peeking, not peekingredients.

How autocorrect came up with that I do not know.
Bj99
7 years ago
Maybe it was a third nipple. You should have given it a little twist. ;P
Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
How much have you been drinking today flagooner
twentyfive
7 years ago
^^^ you beat me to the question I was going to ask Papi.
twentyfive
7 years ago
@flagooner I mean this in the nicest way possible I hope you’re drunk posting because this is sick even for your patronizing ass. ;)
Cashman1234
7 years ago
That can’t be comfortable for that dancer. On the up side - I guess she is (or was) up for anal? It could get messy - but it shouldn’t hurt your dick at all.
JuiceBox69
7 years ago
I agree, drink more than shove your cock up her ass
wildbourbon
7 years ago
This is one of the main reasons I never get a dance from a girl I haven't seen up on stage yet. I don't want any unpleasant surprises when I'm paying for her time in the back and the stage allows me to get a good look. I don't care if hemorrhoids aren't an STD; I'm not a doctor so I'm going to trust my visual detection over my medical diagnosis skills.
LecherousMonk
7 years ago
Aren't hemorrhoids extremely sensitive? How was she dancing?
flagooner
7 years ago
I just saw a post from 4got2wipe on another thread. It made me think of this one.

@4got2wipe
Do hemorrhoids enhance rimjobs?
4got2wipe
7 years ago
The first thing I'll say is hemorrhoids = not brilliant! ;)

The other things I'll say are:

Bj99 - "Maybe it was a third nipple." Ace!

Cashman1234/juicebox69 - that's some fucked up politically incorrect shit right there! ;)
Subraman
7 years ago
-->"Aren't hemorrhoids extremely sensitive? How was she dancing?"

I'm guessing (hoping) it wasn't an active roid flag is describing, but the skin tag left over from a previous one, which is not sensitive at all.
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