Hemorrhoids

12 comments

• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Peeking, not peekingredients.
  
  How autocorrect came up with that I do not know.
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  Maybe it was a third nipple. You should have given it a little twist. ;P
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  How much have you been drinking today flagooner
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  ^^^ you beat me to the question I was going to ask Papi.
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  @flagooner I mean this in the nicest way possible I hope you’re drunk posting because this is sick even for your patronizing ass. ;)
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  That can’t be comfortable for that dancer. On the up side - I guess she is (or was) up for anal? It could get messy - but it shouldn’t hurt your dick at all.
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  I agree, drink more than shove your cock up her ass
• wildbourbon

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  7 years ago

  This is one of the main reasons I never get a dance from a girl I haven't seen up on stage yet. I don't want any unpleasant surprises when I'm paying for her time in the back and the stage allows me to get a good look. I don't care if hemorrhoids aren't an STD; I'm not a doctor so I'm going to trust my visual detection over my medical diagnosis skills.
• LecherousMonk

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  7 years ago

  Aren't hemorrhoids extremely sensitive? How was she dancing?
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  I just saw a post from 4got2wipe on another thread. It made me think of this one.
  
  @4got2wipe
  Do hemorrhoids enhance rimjobs?
• 4got2wipe

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  7 years ago

  The first thing I'll say is hemorrhoids = not brilliant! ;)
  
  The other things I'll say are:
  
  Bj99 - "Maybe it was a third nipple." Ace!
  
  Cashman1234/juicebox69 - that's some fucked up politically incorrect shit right there! ;)
• Subraman

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  7 years ago

  -->"Aren't hemorrhoids extremely sensitive? How was she dancing?"
  
  I'm guessing (hoping) it wasn't an active roid flag is describing, but the skin tag left over from a previous one, which is not sensitive at all.