Stall Action

goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
Was at our favorite club Follies. I went to the restroom early and the troll was not yet there. I walked in and thought I heard a woman's voice. I look over at the stall and see the top of a guy's head. I also saw two pair of feet. The guy was facing the toilet and I saw stripper shoes like the girl was sitting on the toilet.

There is a rather heavy older dancer that I find unattractive and kinda obnoxious. She usually makes an attempt to get me to buy a dance but I never do. She came by a little later. Same shoes.

1. Are you so cheap you would avoid a $50 VIP fee by getting a quick BJ in the john?
2. That's one trashy dancer.
3. Unless this is a one-time thing the club has to know this is going on, right?
4. Have any of you "snuck" service somewhere in a club to avoid the room fee? I'm not talking about DO dances on the couches or places where people do try and get away with things like a lap dance room.

That said I once saw a couple sneak out the fire door at Follies and get let back in by another dancer a few minutes later.

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Cashman1234
7 years ago
It seems bizarre that a dancer would suck off a customer in the rest room - in a club. Unless the management is very sensitive to not allow any extras - it doesn’t make sense.

The customer must have a great rap - to talk a dancer into that type of thing. I’m guessing it must be coordinated so she doesn’t get caught.

I’ve never tried that - and I have no plans to try in the future. The lap dance rooms at my go to club aren’t much larger than a stall - but I’d rather not think about getting caught getting head in a toilet stall.
ppwh
7 years ago
5. Nice work getting in before the troll! That's even sweeter than avoiding valet. It sucks when the troll wants to charge an extra $15 for the handicapped stall because it's bigger and more comfortable when some guy is shitting in the regular one.
goldmongerATL
7 years ago
Well, Follies is Ultra extras friendly so no issue there. If you are not familiar with the club, the restroom entrances are in a little alcove and people tend to congregate in front of it. Would not be difficult for a dancer to slip in the men's room without being seen. When the troll is there, dancers openly go into the men's room to buy condoms.

Probably not that hard to coordinate. Cheap dude goes in and checks if it is empty. Dancer slips in. On the way out, guy checks in men's room is empty besides them, gives her the OK. He goes out the door. She slips behind him and right into the ladies room.

My guess is this girl is about the lowest score of any dancer there. She might have done this to save the guy $50 and make her the cheapest option. She could also do so in VIP, but then she is cutting into her own money, not the club's.

Still, IMHO I would pay $50 more for an attractive ho.
MackTruck
7 years ago
I will dump a load on that dancers head
Cashman1234
7 years ago
Thanks for the insight regarding the club. After your description - it makes less sense why a guy would do that. The dancer must be hard up for money - and the dude must have been very cheap.

Maybe the guy wanted a reverse-blumpkin?
ppwh
7 years ago
You guys are judgemental af.

When NWA did this in 1990, it was a pop sensation:

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whodey
7 years ago
If gotten a few bjs in sc restrooms but they were non-extras friendly clubs. (Playpen in Wilder Ky and the old Deja Vu in Cincinnati) Usually in these types of clubs the dancer and I go outside to "smoke" and find a quiet spot but when it's 10 degrees out this time of year the bathroom is the best option.

However if the club is extras - friendly I don't see why you would stoop to this. If you can't afford the vip fee I would be scared to see what kind of girl you could afford.
shadowcat
7 years ago
Damn. There are a couple of Follies dancers that fit that description that I can think of and are capable of doing that.

It could have been that all of the VIP rooms were in use and she had a right now deal or lose it. I've had HJ's right at my table without even asking for them.

Another tactic some of them are using is going into the BIG VIP room without prepaying on hopes that management wouldn't catch them doing a quicky. They then pocket the $52 the customers gives her for the room.
JuiceBox69
7 years ago
LMFAO
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
The less rules and the less house involvement the better. That place sounds fun!

SJG

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goosman
7 years ago
You're first thought may be there is something sexual going on, but it's likely drugs.
goldmongerATL
7 years ago
@goosman - good point. I did not hear any slurping or moaning, etc. coming from the stall. I took a piss and washed up, so I was there for a good two minutes or so. If it was that sort of goings on, one of them would have to stand ...
chessmaster
7 years ago
The bathroom might be the only place more unsanitary than the vip at a typical extras club.
goldmongerATL
7 years ago
@chessmaster - that may be why girls like RCG. They don't have to sit on the couch!
4got2wipe
7 years ago
Now this is a truly brilliant crazy story!

I think goosman is probably right. But who knows? She may have blown him for the drugs!
rattdog
7 years ago
i would only do this bathroom trick if is was a club i don't frequent at that much or if at all. in nyc i would do this at a manhattan club if there was no bathroom troll around. if i did DO or the bathroom trick at a manhattan club, got caught and thrown out it wouldn't phase me at all. manhattan clubs suck. jusy got to find that girl you like that is real hard up at that particluar moment. think i'll make this one of my to-do things for 2018.
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
A club needs a few like this older dancer. Need to have some who will extend the envelope, do more, go farther.

I know this from watching how talent agents get the Mexican Bar underground going. The lookers and tamer dancers won't come to a club unless they know there is good patronage and a high ratio of custies to dancers. They want to be the object of desire, and of money.

So you take what you can get. So long as some guys like 'em, that's good enough.

Then when the hotties see the situation, they are sizing up the older ones, and deciding that they can displace them.

SJG
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