Crabs

I hear they are high in protein.

Shit, I haven't seen a girl with enough pubic hair to support a colony of crabs in years!

I think it was the Jackass 2 movie where they pasted a fake beard on Ehren McGhehey using pubic hair from all the stars and staff. One of the guys had visible crabs in his pubes which made it on Ehren's face.

Don’t those live in pubes?

And moustaches

Seriously!? Eew. Lol.

Since public hair has become so rare, why isn't there a movement to save crabs from extinction. It could take the place of the spotted owl.

Come to think of it, how can the owl be considered endangered if it is spotted so frequently?

Yeah, but beards gave become more popular.. life finds a way.

Beards are the today's mullets.

The evolution of shaved pussies plus the discovery of Listermint as an effective STD remedy means crabs have gone the way of the dinosaur

Face mullets. ;P

this thread proves that mental illness is contagious

Remind me to never grow a beard

Are you rocking a face mullet, 25?

^^^LOL

While people are dissing us bearded ones just remember you can get crabs in eyebrows, eyelashes, chest hair, mustaches and armpit hair. All y'all can get crabs.

Crabs must still exist, but they are most likely less discussed due to the prevalence of other more challenging STD’s.

^
Crabs aren't a STD.

Is it possible that bedbugs have replaced crabs as the vermin of choice?

^ why do you say crabs aren’t an STD? They are pubic lice - and spread via sexual/genital contact.

STD stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, crabs are insects not a disease and as has been said they can end up on any part of the body that has hair, not just pubes. You can catch crabs without having sex at all.

^ damn, that would really suck. At least I got sex as part of the deal.

I mentioned the episode to my wife. She still teases me about getting "fleas". I guess the term "crabs" isn't used in spanish.