Been there, done her.

I’m a veteran pussy monger with decades of club trawling over five continents.

It may strike some of you that I have lived a fairy tale life (in a dark, lurid sort of way). I suppose I have in some respects but it’s amazing how you can get used to and, eventually, bored with damn near anything.

The last couple of days I made forays into two of my “go-to” dens of depravity. On Thursday it was Centerfolds.