The Hooker and the Koala
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FUCK IT!
A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The
koala bear goes down on the hooker ... for 3 hours straight.
She has multiple orgasms ... After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his
clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion.
"Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money."
The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.
Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."
The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then
the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf and grabs a dictionary and
thumbs it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:
"HOOKER: person who has sex for money"
Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door.
The hooker reads:
"KOALA BEAR: eats bushes and leaves.
koala bear goes down on the hooker ... for 3 hours straight.
She has multiple orgasms ... After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his
clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion.
"Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money."
The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.
Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."
The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then
the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf and grabs a dictionary and
thumbs it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:
"HOOKER: person who has sex for money"
Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door.
The hooker reads:
"KOALA BEAR: eats bushes and leaves.
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SJG
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BTW...
Fight on to victory, Fight on!!!
Not a lot of bushes these days!
My dentist always tells me to floss and that's the only way it would get done.
Is this the koala?
Add a comma.
“Eats, Shoots and Leaves” but it’s still funny
Fight on to victory, Fight on!!!"
flagooner, you were saying? :D
USF laid a giant turd.
Also congratulations on OSU's victory, and the Big 10's 7-1 bowl record. My Wolverines, unfortunately, were the 1 :-(
Now, I'm going to have to go gargle battery acid....
Word is lots of folks in Columbus say the Big10 went a perfect 7-1. :D
As I've previously said, I root for Big10 teams when they're playing out of conference and I wanted your guys to win their bowl game.
Remember this,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_conti…