The Hooker and the Koala

TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The
koala bear goes down on the hooker ... for 3 hours straight.

She has multiple orgasms ... After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his
clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion.

"Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money."
The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.
Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."

The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then
the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf and grabs a dictionary and
thumbs it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:
"HOOKER: person who has sex for money"

Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door.

The hooker reads:
"KOALA BEAR: eats bushes and leaves.

18 comments

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chessmaster
7 years ago
Haha. Good one.
Cashman1234
7 years ago
Very funny!
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Ha Ha Ha!

SJG

Led Zeppelin Studio Albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsZG7n7r…
Bj99
7 years ago
Pretty good :)
WetWilly
7 years ago
Gotta love that one
flagooner
7 years ago
LOL. Didn't see that one coming.

BTW...
Fight on to victory, Fight on!!!
Clubber
7 years ago
A joke flaw?
Not a lot of bushes these days!
flagooner
7 years ago
^ true, disappointing.

My dentist always tells me to floss and that's the only way it would get done.
rh48hr
7 years ago
https://youtu.be/aaGretG4DHs

Is this the koala?
twentyfive
7 years ago
BTW the title is “Eats Shoots and Leaves” but it’s still funny
Clubber
7 years ago
25,

Add a comma.

“Eats, Shoots and Leaves” but it’s still funny
TheeOSU
7 years ago
"BTW...
Fight on to victory, Fight on!!!"



flagooner, you were saying? :D
flagooner
7 years ago
LOL.
USF laid a giant turd.
flagooner
7 years ago
I meant USC.
TheeOSU
7 years ago
I figured that because USC uses the fight on spiel but since you're in Fla the thought crossed my mind that maybe you were talking about the University of South Florida although i know nothing about that school or if they even have a football team.
flagooner
7 years ago
Yeah, USF is in the Tampa area, a rival of UCF which is just down the street.
ATACdawg
7 years ago
@TheeOSU : Great joke!

Also congratulations on OSU's victory, and the Big 10's 7-1 bowl record. My Wolverines, unfortunately, were the 1 :-(

Now, I'm going to have to go gargle battery acid....
TheeOSU
7 years ago
^
Word is lots of folks in Columbus say the Big10 went a perfect 7-1. :D

As I've previously said, I root for Big10 teams when they're playing out of conference and I wanted your guys to win their bowl game.

Remember this,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_conti…
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