What Makes a Good Strip Club Review?
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Friday, December 29, 2017 12:00 AM
Been reading TUSCL for quite some time. I love the information I receive here. I basically know which clubs to go into and which ones to avoid. But what makes a really good Review? When we read the Reviews, what details about a place are we all looking for. Here is what I want to see.
1. Am I going to have a good time at this club? There are number of factors that go into this. Are the girls friendly? Is the staff welcoming? Is the music too loud? Is it too dark? Too much light, are the chairs comfortable. Would I hang out at this place even if there were no naked women.
2. Are the women attractive? Now we all have different opinions on what is attractive. So I would like someone to describe what the average girl there looks like. We are all looking for different things. Blonde spinner, thick AA, Latino with bolt-ons, girl next door, Victoria Secret model, etc.
3. How much do things cost? How much money do I need to bring to have a good time? If you are used to $10 lap dances, then you are going to get sticker shock at the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas. Parking, cover charge, drinks, VIP, dances, extras. I want to see details of what people are paying. I don't want to go into a club and pay a girl $300 for something that others are getting for $125. And I would think the locals don't want me to pay the extra amount or the girls might think they can raise their prices.
4. Am I going to get my rocks off? Every club has different rules. What is allowed and what is not. Is there a VIP and is there any "action" in that VIP. I don't want to pay the extra amount when I'm going to get the same dance that I would get in the main area. We say mileage, but what exactly are you talking about when you say you are getting mileage. I admit I’m an "Extras" guy. Doesn't have to be for me to have a good time though. But I do want to know if that is on the menu.
5. This might sound a bit peculiar, but I have a reason for it. How do I dress? I worked in large banks for years and wore a suit & tie every day. Now I dress as comfortable as possible. But how you dress in a club can determine how the dancers perceive you. In Diamond Dolls in Pompano Beach, I have the loosest shorts I can find. But many clubs won't allow you to wear shorts. And in many high end clubs, the girls won't approach you unless you look successful. Go to Eleven in Miami. The place has the feel more of a pick-up bar than a strip club. You want to look like you are at a singles bar.
These are the things I try to learn when I'm reading reviews here. I am sure that others have some more items they would like to add.
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